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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This guy is the biggest hack who ever existed

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That’s not a picture of Christopher Nolan

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That’s not a picture of Kevin Smith

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's not a picture Jean-Luc Godard.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That’s not a picture of Brett Ratner

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That’s not a picture of Ron Howard

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That’s not a picture of Denis Villeneuve

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That’s not a picture of Quentin Tarantino

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That’s not a picture of Rian Johnson

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That’s not a picture of [Insert your favourite director here]

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That’s not a picture of James Cameron

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's not a picture of Ridley Scott

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That’s not a picture of Wes Anderson

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That’s not a picture of Steven Spielberg

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's not a picture of hideaki anno

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That’s not a picture of Sam Raimi

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's not a picture of Terrence Malick

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That’s not a picture of Uwe Boll

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That’s not a picture of Jon Favreu

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's not a picture of Neil Breen

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That’s not a picture of Sofia Coppola

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That’s not a picture of David Bennioff and DB Weiss

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's not a picture of me.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's not a picture of J.J. Abrams

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That’s not a picture of the Cohen brothers

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Black person

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That’s not a picture of Josh Trank

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's not a picture of Christopher "Moot" Poole

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That’s not a picture of Zack Snyder

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That’s not a picture of Rob Zombie

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That’s not a picture of Robert Rodriguez

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That’s not a picture of Stanley Kubrick

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That’s not a picture of Harvey Weinstein

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's not a picture of J.J. Abrams

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's not a picture of hideo kojima

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, but Hideo Kojima invented the device that took the picture.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wat

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That’s not a picture of Peter Jackson

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That’s not a picture of David Yates

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That’s not a picture of Alfonso Cuaron

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >hack
      A hack is someone that just does what the studio wants.
      It's insane to me how Cinemaphile's managed to erase the meaning of the word.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That’s not a picture of Tom Burton

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's not a picture of LeBron James

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That’s not a picture of Lord and Miller

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That’s not a picture of Colin Trevarrow

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That’s not a picture of Critical Drinker

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes it is. What the heck

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That’s not a picture of David Bowie

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cinemaphile destroyed in one fell swoop

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That’s not a picture of Guillermo del Toro

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That’s not a picture of Shane Black

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        more like Shane Black

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Y-ye?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That’s not a picture of Conan O’Brien

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That’s not Hacksaw Jim Duggan

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That’s not a picture of Roland Emmerich

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's not a picture of Judd Apatow

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's not Kojima tho

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you proud of yourself gay? Look at all these (you)s you got

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's not a picture of OP

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      OP? Sure.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's not a picture of YMSdotcom

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This dude sucks though.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >still grifting over snow white, movie over a year from release

    He's really desperate for content

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alteori does it better

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >right wing media critic

    ew.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      oxymoron

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is it bad he's making money about a film nobody wants?

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >its up

    has never been posted in reference to something that is television or film

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Peter Dinklage denying dwarves jobs is even more fricked up tbh

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Best thread on this board right now. Well done you memers.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't know that mark webb is the director of this

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the critical grifter
    >Literally only makes videos on whatever the current right wing outrage mob is seething about
    >conveniently has the same opinions and persective as the outrage mob
    >NEVER offers a unique or "controversial" opinion or perspective
    >all his opinions are SAFE and PREDICTABLE

    It's unreal how shameless this guy and all those geeks and gamers grifters are. Their entire YouTube channels are solely based around being outraged by Disney. They don't even have to put any thought or effort into their videos, they can just read comments and parrot all the talking points from other people. Just look at Nerdrotics last 10 videos, 7 of them are Disney outrage. How about critical grifters last 10 videos? BARBIE BAD, OPPENHEIMER GOOD, INDIANA JONES BAD, MISSION IMPOSSIBLE GOOD, SNOW WHITE BAD, SOUND OF FREEDOM GOOD.

    It's all so tiresome

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      what a hot take

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What is your argument? That they're wrong or just unoriginal? Would you have the same reaction to a channel full of nothing but "LotR is great ATLA is great The Prestige is great"?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not him, but I would, unless the analysis was actually truly novel, or somehow featured the creative team being newly interviewed or something.
        For example, the Every Frame A Painting guy has a great video on Fincher's skills, but plenty of channels have shit videos on why Fincher is great that say nothing of substance. The latter is critical drinker.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fair, I guess it's inevitable that the more surface level mass appeal channels are the ones that end up with a frickton of views so I don't really hold it against them. It probably takes him around an afternoon per video as opposed to months and months for more high quality channels hence the more viral nature.

          Thought this was a neat, more in depth video but it's the guy's only one.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    That’s not a picture of Ben Affleck

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    That’s not a picture of George Lucas

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    grift aside disney needs to die

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    As bad as this annoying fricker is, it's nowhere near as annoying as people who incessantly complain about watching all his videos and then calling him a "grifter".

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Same gay bot thread. Will jannys do their job? Probably not

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      would you actually try if you employer didn't compensate you with anything?

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    That’s not a picture of Brendan Schaub

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Critical Drinker fans are closet homos
    Not surprising really

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >brings up wiener sucking out of nowhere because his mind instantly went to penises after someone said something sucked

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Next you're going to tell me you don't vote democrat.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Blanket assumption about 50 of the population being gay
            You see gays everywhere, gayboy.

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >That ~~*echo*~~ when drinker mentions "modern audiences"

    Is drinker a knower?

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    why do people still give this guy the time of day when he was filtered by the first Avatar?

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    That’s not a picture of Robert Altman

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    That’s not a picture of Rick Burman

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is also a picture of Tom Bortun

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did he poop on that fat boi?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        No

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tim Burton made a willy wonka movie?

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >alcoholic mutt fail critic makes a living posting le cartoons are our le heritage videos where he cries about how his favorite cartoon has been ruined for centuries to come

    could only imagine the sweaty nerds that like this kind of obviously moronic content

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i´d rather watch a video reviewing a movie that has already been in cinemas, not that this homosexual is wrong but hey, at least wait a little bit.

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I like it when youtube gay says the same talking points again and again. Also somehow brings up Star Wars in this video.

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He said Glass Onion was dumb when it is the single best piece of cinema written since the past twelve years, and a cinematographic masterpiece.

    He literally couldn't understand Glass Onion, when even Cinemaphile could and rightly gushed praise over it.

    His opinion is invalid.

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How much of that video is the same shitty slowed down clips? Frick off with that already, it's obnoxious.

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    His voice is so annoying.

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    holy shit do these chudtubers always cause this much seething

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What a wonderful man.

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

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