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Movies that should’ve been bad but had enough soul to save them

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    zarkov was best
    then hawkman

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Everything by this man

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Damn, that's a great quote.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I always say this when people whine about muh plot holes or muh stupid characters. like do you realize how fricking stupid people are?
      >so you're telling me he made hundreds of videos of himself smoking crack and fricking prostitutes, put them on his laptop and left it at a computer repair shop? even though he's the president's son? suspension of disbelief broken!

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >John Bigboote
      Satisfies my inner 12 year old every time an adult says it.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Random namefag

    I have always loved this absolute gay shit since the first time I caught it back in the 99s when VH1 spammed the complete frick out of it. Shit is campy, and weird, and gay as frick. Soundtrack is great and the actors totally delivered.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The only bad part was the football game in there.

      They couldn't make this movie today

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >The only bad part was the football game in there.
        as a eurokid I loved that scene because it showed how theatrically stupid american football is

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >They couldn't make this movie today
        reminder they did a tv remake about ten years ago with a troon and it bombed hard

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >They couldn't make this movie today

        They do productions of it all the time.

        >They couldn't make this movie today
        reminder they did a tv remake about ten years ago with a troon and it bombed hard

        Rocky Horror isn't for normies anyway.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My first thought was Shock Treatment lol fricking love that flick

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I always felt Rocky Horror Picture show is a very unbalanced movie. The first half is a bombastic rock and roll gay horror spectacular never before seen then the second half is a snoozefest with no good numbers

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this movie seems checks all the boxes for vapid woke garbage but it's really quite good.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The intro with the comic panels and the Queen song is so fricking kino.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I got to meet Sam Jones at my local arcade a few years back

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bryan Blessed hamming the frick out of his role, and Queen delivering the music anthem? Fricking amazing for such a horny fricking movie

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Flash has the same basic recipe as with Highlander - Queen OST + Actors having fun + Russell Mulcahy (editing/photography)

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    Add Conan to that formula also

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Highlander - Queen OST + Actors having fun + Russell Mulcahy

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Movies that should’ve been bad but had enough soul to save them
    I'd interpret your sentence as movies with extremely messy productions (lack of planning, unsure execution, general confusion, etc) which turned out great thanks to some of the crew pouring their sweat into the work (not one single dude saving the movie like with Ace Ventura, The Beverly Hills Cop or For a Few Dollars)

    The Lost Boys
    Rambo: First Blood Part 2
    Invasion U.S.A.
    Baahubali
    Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2
    Hot Shots! Part Deux
    Diamonds Are Forever
    The General
    Mr. Vampire
    Zombie 2
    The Black Hole
    Nikita
    Commando

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I'd interpret your sentence as movies with extremely messy productions (lack of planning, unsure execution, general confusion, etc) which turned out great thanks to some of the crew pouring their sweat into the work (not one single dude saving the movie like with Ace Ventura, The Beverly Hills Cop or For a Few Dollars)

      That's kind of how I'm going at the question. I'll look up some of those that I haven't seen.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm gonna go with 2014's The Guest. It has been recommended to me here on Cinemaphile a few times. I was not impressed with it, really, but everybody put enough work into it to make it kino. It was even good enough that RLM did a whole Re:View on it with screenwriter Simon Barrett.

    I thought the whole film was kind of contrived and corny, which is fine with me. That was just my impression of it. I think it is very similar to a film with a similar premise which came out the following year, American Ultra.

    I know many are critical of the acting talents of Jesse Eisenberg and Kristen Stewart. I actually like seeing both of them, and I think I prefer American Ultra to The Guest. In my view, both are slopkino.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "BEHOLD! Our tribute to Ming! The largest Meth crystal ever! HAIL MING!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      "

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dune 1984. I like it, but it's a bad movie.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Flawed yes, and the second half pacing was butchered by production, but what's bad about it?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >what’s bad about it

        The stupid weirding module bullshit.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Flawed yes, and the second half pacing was butchered by production, but what's bad about it?

      same producer as with Flash

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Street Fighter

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Face//Off

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Summer of 84
    Super Dark Times
    What You Wish For - first half was kino, gets cartoonish
    Striking Distance
    Butterfly Effect
    Happy Death Day
    Taking of Beverly Hills
    Neon Maniacs
    Golden Child
    Wrong Missy
    Don't Breathe 2
    They Cloned Tyrone
    Despiser lmao
    Sleepaway Camp
    Daddy's Home
    DC Cab

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