Okay but what's your business? Like Hank being a great middle manager probably wouldn't help that much if your trying to start a online pharmaceutical store.
Anons wild naps and siestas
It's a store that has beds and you pay for up to an hour of bed use and you sleep in that bed
And there is a lounge and we serve drinks and warm milk and other stuff that people like to drink before bed
Not a hotel, you go there and take a nap
Have you ever been away from home and you just wanted to take a nap? Just for a few minutes half an hour?
Maybe your shoes suck and your feet hurt
Maybe you ate too much, maybe you drank too much
Maybe it's been a long day
Maybe you want an excuse to drink and lay in bed in the middle of the day
Maybe you get an hour long lunch break but all you want to do is go to bed
You know you can usually rent a hotel room for just a hour as well. There's nothing your business offers that a few bucks at a hotel doesn't do already.
8 months ago
Anonymous
What if the bed is free (or at least very cheap) but you have to sign something that says that if you're unlucky we can kidnap you and sell you into slavery or harvest your organs. And then we'd hardly ever do that so people would think it was a joke. But it's not.
8 months ago
Anonymous
I mean I guess that's fine but you just told the entire board your plan so.... you might want to get ready to go to jail...
8 months ago
Anonymous
No it's legal they signed the thing they basically agreed to it
8 months ago
Anonymous
I didn't and most people don't either
Plus I imagine there would be some stigma against that
It's more about getting people thinking that napping is cool as long as you nap with us
I bet wagies would love having a place to nap
And it's something they aren't used to, I mean even if you can go to a hotel is there an hotel nearby?
Todd's creative, but that doesn't necessarily translate into good business ideas all the time. In fact, a lot of his life is just him coasting on dumb luck.
Use him to get an idea started and possibly for him to sell the idea, but ensure someone else handles the logistics. Like if he wants to make a go kart circuit, make sure it's an ACTUAL circuit with REAL go karts. You don't want to cut corners either.
Honestly, i can't think of many that haven't already been listed. If anything, it's easier to think of character who i absolutely would not want to have anywhere near my money.
Wave machine for his gold vault. Adds an exciting new dimension to his daily swim and makes it easier for him to appreciate the loot that might otherwise get lost and unappreciated at the bottom and in corners.
I know you know this but that's not actually what secretaries do. If you try to do that with your secretaries you will get arrested by the police. Unless you have the right connections
Stealing adult swim model to make your own streaming services would be cool >Royalty free anime >You can dub it yourself and do a piss poor job to make it funny >A family sitcom but everyone is wearing a fursuit
I would just find crazy homeless people, give them money and record what happens
What are their roles, all CEO or various roles? Here's how you get minted without mass murder or something too scummy:
Louise Belcher
Tina Belcher
Carl Foutley (As Told by Ginger)
All have shown entrepreneurial skills and I think they would jibe well as a team. I think Tina is a good neutralizing force while also having shown business acumen on multiple occasions. She would work behind the scenes.
If you ONLY care about money and don't care about how you get it, but still sticking within the spirit of the question (i.e. business, not just murdering and robbing people):
Mr. Krabs
Eddy from Ed Edd & Eddy
Calvin Fischoeder
True, he wouldn't be the ideas guy though. His role is just to keep an eye on the profit margins, sort our taxes, stomp out unionization, things like that.
Bullshit, wasn't spongebob a fan of the KK all the way back when he was still in the womb? Mr. Krabs kept it up without Spongebob for at least 20 years.
If you ONLY care about money and don't care about how you get it, but still sticking within the spirit of the question (i.e. business, not just murdering and robbing people):
Mr. Krabs
Eddy from Ed Edd & Eddy
Calvin Fischoeder
If you really want to get minted you have Scrooge McDuck as a business partner. Just do everything he says, never argue with him, and you'll become an overnight millionaire, and lifetime billionaire.
Oh I would pick Louise. She's very entrepreneurial, creative, extroverted, and high IQ. Has shown a capacity to actually work herself in addition to managing workers.
I am a pretty neutral person so I think I could take the edge off the most severe of the crazy.
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If you really want to get minted you have Scrooge McDuck as a business partner. Just do everything he says, never argue with him, and you'll become an overnight millionaire, and lifetime billionaire.
I never watched Duck Tales, I always assumed he was just old money and didn't even have a business.
>I never watched Duck Tales, I always assumed he was just old money and didn't even have a business.
No, he earned his money (as much as a tycoon can) by starting his own businesses and working his way up from his immigrant roots. Don Rosa depicted him starting as a shoe shiner, becoming a prospector, and then business tycoon and adventurer.
I actually own a business and have done for 10 years. I need an intelligent go-getter who will do a lot of heavy lifting and who has a lot of connections. I am a recluse with social anxiety so it's very important they have those traits. I think I might choose Pinkie Pie.
Pinkie Pie might actually be the My Little Pony likeliest to crash your business with no survivors. She's cute but an impressively poor choice for this thread.
But she's just a worker. AJ actually has business sense plus being a extremely hard and honest worker.
Watch closer, she did a fine job of haggling on behalf of Fluttershy, and drummed up a lot of interest for the sale of Twilight's books at that auction. She's extremely good with people and if you need a particular task done she would know a professional in that field plus get "mates rates".
Applejack wouldn't be a good business partner for me because we are both introverts. Too much honesty is cancerous to a business, Hank Hill is the same way. It's why Bobby Hill was a dramatically better salesman than Hank. In real life there wouldn't be the moral ending where customers come back for the shitty grill Hank gave them pamphlets for.
Not to mention she has run sugarcube corner without issue for many years, and actually saved a restaurant business in Manehattan from closure. Rarity who is also a businesswoman missed the clear opportunity for the restaurant, Pinkie saw its potential and made it a booming success.
>Hank Hill
100% middle manager - knows how to run his projects and motivate his team but lacks knowledge about inter-business relations
>Marge Simpson
Almost perfect employee, honest workaholic. Probably will be on good terms with Hanks as her boss. Not suitable for "gray" tasks.
>Spongebob
Another perfect memeber of the Team.
This trio would make me rich.
Okay but what's your business? Like Hank being a great middle manager probably wouldn't help that much if your trying to start a online pharmaceutical store.
Butane gas station of course! He should know the business model
If you had an idea and a plan, Marge would be great. She might be a long term planner, but she is really good at running with the ball.
What a stupid thread
LET'S TALK ABOUT veganaS!
I see your in the business of misery
>Aku runs a lemonade stand
>FOOLISH CHILD. DO YOU SEEK REFRESHMENT FROM AKU'S LEMONADE STAND?
>Hmm. Yes. Then lemonade you shall have!
>Extra
>SOUR
>LEMONADE
>BWAAAHAHAHAHHAAA!
BTW I take this choice back because I just realized that the really evil thing to do would be killing your business partner
scrooge mcduck, lucius fox, gilgamesh
not duckman
Not Hank
He wouldn't want to go with my crazy ideas
Probably todd
What are your ideas?
Anons wild naps and siestas
It's a store that has beds and you pay for up to an hour of bed use and you sleep in that bed
And there is a lounge and we serve drinks and warm milk and other stuff that people like to drink before bed
So a hotel...
Anon I don't think your business is gonna last long if your just gonna make a already existing business idea more complicated
Not a hotel, you go there and take a nap
Have you ever been away from home and you just wanted to take a nap? Just for a few minutes half an hour?
Maybe your shoes suck and your feet hurt
Maybe you ate too much, maybe you drank too much
Maybe it's been a long day
Maybe you want an excuse to drink and lay in bed in the middle of the day
Maybe you get an hour long lunch break but all you want to do is go to bed
You know you can usually rent a hotel room for just a hour as well. There's nothing your business offers that a few bucks at a hotel doesn't do already.
What if the bed is free (or at least very cheap) but you have to sign something that says that if you're unlucky we can kidnap you and sell you into slavery or harvest your organs. And then we'd hardly ever do that so people would think it was a joke. But it's not.
I mean I guess that's fine but you just told the entire board your plan so.... you might want to get ready to go to jail...
No it's legal they signed the thing they basically agreed to it
I didn't and most people don't either
Plus I imagine there would be some stigma against that
It's more about getting people thinking that napping is cool as long as you nap with us
I bet wagies would love having a place to nap
And it's something they aren't used to, I mean even if you can go to a hotel is there an hotel nearby?
Todd's creative, but that doesn't necessarily translate into good business ideas all the time. In fact, a lot of his life is just him coasting on dumb luck.
What business could you even do with her?
Why would you ask?
Because I can? Why? Do I have to consult you before asking a question?
Probably Eddy.
Use him to get an idea started and possibly for him to sell the idea, but ensure someone else handles the logistics. Like if he wants to make a go kart circuit, make sure it's an ACTUAL circuit with REAL go karts. You don't want to cut corners either.
The business is prostitution.
Who would be the best at it?
WW unironically. Literally created from S&M comics lol.
Only the conservative ones. Never met a liberal with business sense.
Honestly, i can't think of many that haven't already been listed. If anything, it's easier to think of character who i absolutely would not want to have anywhere near my money.
You get to pitch your idea to scrooge
Wave machine for his gold vault. Adds an exciting new dimension to his daily swim and makes it easier for him to appreciate the loot that might otherwise get lost and unappreciated at the bottom and in corners.
The answer is to make them your secretary so you can have daily office sex with them.
I know you know this but that's not actually what secretaries do. If you try to do that with your secretaries you will get arrested by the police. Unless you have the right connections
Sorry but it said right in their job description that daily "desk top" work was required, as well as "package" handling.
Stealing adult swim model to make your own streaming services would be cool
>Royalty free anime
>You can dub it yourself and do a piss poor job to make it funny
>A family sitcom but everyone is wearing a fursuit
I would just find crazy homeless people, give them money and record what happens
>Emperor from TTS canon
>Rogal Dorn from TTS canon
The business is selling tacos
Spongebob in a restaurant business.
What are their roles, all CEO or various roles? Here's how you get minted without mass murder or something too scummy:
Louise Belcher
Tina Belcher
Carl Foutley (As Told by Ginger)
All have shown entrepreneurial skills and I think they would jibe well as a team. I think Tina is a good neutralizing force while also having shown business acumen on multiple occasions. She would work behind the scenes.
If you ONLY care about money and don't care about how you get it, but still sticking within the spirit of the question (i.e. business, not just murdering and robbing people):
Mr. Krabs
Eddy from Ed Edd & Eddy
Calvin Fischoeder
>Mr. Krabs
He is fricking moron. The sole reason his business still floating is Spongebob. Krabs could do franchising
True, he wouldn't be the ideas guy though. His role is just to keep an eye on the profit margins, sort our taxes, stomp out unionization, things like that.
Bullshit, wasn't spongebob a fan of the KK all the way back when he was still in the womb? Mr. Krabs kept it up without Spongebob for at least 20 years.
If you really want to get minted you have Scrooge McDuck as a business partner. Just do everything he says, never argue with him, and you'll become an overnight millionaire, and lifetime billionaire.
Can't anybody read, this is to pick which cartoon character to be your business partner. You two will be opening the business as partners.
Oh I would pick Louise. She's very entrepreneurial, creative, extroverted, and high IQ. Has shown a capacity to actually work herself in addition to managing workers.
I am a pretty neutral person so I think I could take the edge off the most severe of the crazy.
I never watched Duck Tales, I always assumed he was just old money and didn't even have a business.
>I never watched Duck Tales, I always assumed he was just old money and didn't even have a business.
No, he earned his money (as much as a tycoon can) by starting his own businesses and working his way up from his immigrant roots. Don Rosa depicted him starting as a shoe shiner, becoming a prospector, and then business tycoon and adventurer.
>Carl Foutley
He's israeli isn't he lol.
They did nothing wrong
They exacerbated a town's drinking problem.
Surprised they didn't try to sell a monorail
Sports betting with Hourman or a wealth management company with any accurate long-term future predictors.
I actually own a business and have done for 10 years. I need an intelligent go-getter who will do a lot of heavy lifting and who has a lot of connections. I am a recluse with social anxiety so it's very important they have those traits. I think I might choose Pinkie Pie.
Pinkie Pie might actually be the My Little Pony likeliest to crash your business with no survivors. She's cute but an impressively poor choice for this thread.
Watch closer, she did a fine job of haggling on behalf of Fluttershy, and drummed up a lot of interest for the sale of Twilight's books at that auction. She's extremely good with people and if you need a particular task done she would know a professional in that field plus get "mates rates".
Applejack wouldn't be a good business partner for me because we are both introverts. Too much honesty is cancerous to a business, Hank Hill is the same way. It's why Bobby Hill was a dramatically better salesman than Hank. In real life there wouldn't be the moral ending where customers come back for the shitty grill Hank gave them pamphlets for.
Not to mention she has run sugarcube corner without issue for many years, and actually saved a restaurant business in Manehattan from closure. Rarity who is also a businesswoman missed the clear opportunity for the restaurant, Pinkie saw its potential and made it a booming success.
But she's just a worker. AJ actually has business sense plus being a extremely hard and honest worker.
The Scarab and My Waifu
Two robotic vigilantes running a private military compass
Nicole the Lynx. The perfect assistant.