ITT

Moments where Cinemaphile shows peaked

The Kind of Tired That Sleep Won’t Fix Shirt $21.68

Ape Out Shirt $21.68

The Kind of Tired That Sleep Won’t Fix Shirt $21.68

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I unironically jerked it to this scene

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I ironically jerked it to this scene

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I ironically jerked it to this scene

      unironic or not, you're both homosexuals.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I ironically jerked it to this scene

      why do you feel the need to share your gayottry

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I ironically jerked it to this scene

      same

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I ironically jerked it to this scene

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I ironically jerked it to this scene

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You would think so, but Indy & The Flying Saucers was not a bad movie. So Matt and Trey were full of shit.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I liked crystal skull but i still thought indy being raped by george and steven was funny as shit

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You know, that's not a bad position.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It feels more like she's feeling awkward get these teenage boys are believe in they're going to be able to do anything sexual to her before she beats the crap out of them because she's got fighting super powers and they do not.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I get the feeling one is supposed to be Noelle Stevenson. She was the creator/executive producer of the Netflix reboot of She-Ra.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I thought they were mocking the overblown hatred that movie got. (I liked the movie too.)

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was decent. Not as good as the original movies, but Dial of Destiny makes you realize how much worse it could've been. Much like Disney Wars.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      To this day I will never understand how any of the writers thought this was a good idea.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What do you mean? It's one of the most memorable scenes in the show.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      To this day I will never understand how any of the writers thought this was a good idea.

      What do you mean? It's one of the most memorable scenes in the show.

      Can someone give me some contacts as to what's happened here again makes its noticeable?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >horse guy used to crush on deer girl when they were young
        >she moves to another state
        >decades later he's a jaded alcoholic who imagines how different his life would have turned out if he had married her and started a family
        >during low moment in life he finds her and she has a family of her own
        >he gets too close with all of them
        >her daughter develops a crush but he rejects her advances
        >he and deer mom share a kiss but she realizes she's about to ruin the life she built to rekindle something better left in the past
        >tells him it's time for him to leave
        >immediately after that the teenage daughter once again makes a move on horse guy
        >burned from the prior rejection he accepts and they're about to have sex
        >deer mom catches them right before the act
        >she tells him he's dead if he ever contacts them again
        >he has forever destroyed one of the handful of positive relationships he had and retroactively tainted the memory of it

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          after that the teenage daughter once again makes a move on horse guy
          from the prior rejection he accepts and they're about to have sex
          What an ass. And was she at legal age of consent teen or above or under it?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            She was 17 which she notes is the legal age of the state they're in. So it's maybe not statutory rape legally (and just barely) but it's completely fricked up morally in every way. You'll still see anons arguing about it every now and then because for simple people law=morality.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      [...]
      Can someone give me some contacts as to what's happened here again makes its noticeable?

      >horse guy used to crush on deer girl when they were young
      >she moves to another state
      >decades later he's a jaded alcoholic who imagines how different his life would have turned out if he had married her and started a family
      >during low moment in life he finds her and she has a family of her own
      >he gets too close with all of them
      >her daughter develops a crush but he rejects her advances
      >he and deer mom share a kiss but she realizes she's about to ruin the life she built to rekindle something better left in the past
      >tells him it's time for him to leave
      >immediately after that the teenage daughter once again makes a move on horse guy
      >burned from the prior rejection he accepts and they're about to have sex
      >deer mom catches them right before the act
      >she tells him he's dead if he ever contacts them again
      >he has forever destroyed one of the handful of positive relationships he had and retroactively tainted the memory of it

      after that the teenage daughter once again makes a move on horse guy
      from the prior rejection he accepts and they're about to have sex
      What an ass. And was she at legal age of consent teen or above or under it?

      She was 17 which she notes is the legal age of the state they're in. So it's maybe not statutory rape legally (and just barely) but it's completely fricked up morally in every way. You'll still see anons arguing about it every now and then because for simple people law=morality.

      I dont watch the pretentious sad horse show but thats such a stupid fricking plot to guilt trip the will arnet horse. 17 year old girls can consent
      >INB4 muh age differences power dynamics
      Shut up

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If she's living at home with her parents and the dude was old enough to be in school with her mother, yeah that is not acceptable behaviour even if it's not illegal. And I was the guy who asked if she was legal age .

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh boy we got a live one. Go try to frick your friend's daughter and see what happens.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That’s implying that he has friends anon

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't have any friends with daughters older than 5 and I'm not a pedophile, anon.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You're not a pedophile but definitely a creep.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              For saying I wouldn't frick a 5 year old?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's the context that makes it bad. You'd need to watch the full episode to understand,

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >You'd need to watch the full episode to understand
          No you don't. "Man is rebuffed by his former girlfriend from his youth so he tries to frick her daughter instead" is pretty much all you need to know.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i never watched beyond this scene
      did i miss anything?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You missed out on this but other than that no.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    THIS SUMMER

    ROB SCHNEIDER IS

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      DA DURP BA DURP TA TEE DEELEE TUM
      RATED PG-13

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I find it deeply ironic that Matt and Trey made THIS episode but they've barely said a word about Disney's treatment of both Star Wars and Indiana Jones, which is an even worse sexual violation.

    No, vaguely criticizing Kathleen Kennedy does not count.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      NOTHING is a worse sexual violation than Jar Jar Binks.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I find it deeply ironic that Matt and Trey made THIS episode but they've barely said a word about Disney's treatment of both Star Wars and Indiana Jones, which is an even worse sexual violation.

        No, vaguely criticizing Kathleen Kennedy does not count.

        You obviously haven't seen the sex parody movie of Sailor Moon and goku animated of the first Star Wars film.

        https://www.cinema-crazed.com/blog/2016/05/04/star-ballz-2001/

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          where can i download it

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they're too old, rich and disconnected from the normal world to care

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      or maybe matt and trey don't share your opinions and think the prequel trilogy is worse than disney slop

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I too hated how they barelt ripped into KK and almost gave her a free pass despite her being 10x worse then lucas ever was. Matt and trey lost their teeth IMO

      NOTHING is a worse sexual violation than Jar Jar Binks.

      The sequels are so much worse then the prequels you disney dick rider

      or maybe matt and trey don't share your opinions and think the prequel trilogy is worse than disney slop

      Then theyre objectively wrong

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You know who else is a Disney dick rider?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          NTA but what proxy fight?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          anon dude probably has a contract with them of course you're obliged to ride their wiener when you're under a NDA like how Mark Hamill said the sequel was the best thing ever during filmation and production but more recent interviews have him evading answers like the plague with uncomfortable expressions or straight up making jokes

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah hes a homosexual for backing them still but it doesnt excuse what kathleen has done to the series either

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            And who do you think put Kathleen in charge?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              That doesnt excuse KKs dismantling of the company

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If you're talking about Galactic Starcruiser, she literally has nothing to do with the parks.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They ditched a Tatooine in the OT era plan in favor of Galaxy's Edge being a Sequel Trilogy story because Kennedy went "Why focus on shit only aging white male Gen Xers care about when our new movies will be the future of Star Wars and get the younger generations?"

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                And I suppose you're going to sit there and tell me with a straight face that these are all just park employees?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          DUNC and TPM are kino though

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Agreed, i unironically love both 84 dune and 21 dune and 24 dune part 2

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        or maybe matt and trey don't share your opinions and think the prequel trilogy is worse than disney slop

        Third party here but you're both going to have to explain how this guy is a disney dick rider when he literally calls Disney's treatment of both a worse violation.

        I find it deeply ironic that Matt and Trey made THIS episode but they've barely said a word about Disney's treatment of both Star Wars and Indiana Jones, which is an even worse sexual violation.

        No, vaguely criticizing Kathleen Kennedy does not count.

        In answer to your question it's because it's old fricking ground baka

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're old, they probably care more about their children's grades then repeating nearly 2 decade old jokes.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They dedicated an entire season to shit on The Force Awakens, that's where the member berries came from.
      The season was really shitty so I don't blame you or anyone that replied to you for effectively memory-holing it though.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >but they've barely said a word about Disney's treatment of both Star Wars and Indiana Jones, which is an even worse sexual violation.

      >"Chewy you looking REEEAL good right now"
      >"Hold his legs!!"

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The "panderstone" shit is the best argument for political institutions using "relief valves". It is mildly addressing problem but intentionally downplaying and misdiagnosing it. The only way it becomes worthwhile as satire is if characters occasionally slipup & call the Panderstone BlackRock.

      They dedicated an entire season to shit on The Force Awakens, that's where the member berries came from.
      The season was really shitty so I don't blame you or anyone that replied to you for effectively memory-holing it though.

      >They dedicated an entire season to shit on The Force Awakens, that's where the member berries came from.
      Shit meme and an acceptable target.

      You know who else is a Disney dick rider?

      We know.

      I mostly believe that they are just morons that get slightly nudged by incentives.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >created the “muh raped childhood” meme
    no

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So are we only posting joke examples here?

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Regardless of how you feel about the show it should have ended with Rick sacrificing him freedom for his family without them even realizing he did it.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I thought that movie was pretty good.
    Was Butters supposed to be the only sane person in the episode, or just a moron who doesn’t know better?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Given how easily manipulated he is, I think the answer should be obvious.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't really understand this until I finally saw Crystal Skull a few years ago and felt raped by Lucas and Spielberg

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's funny that these franchises have been raped 10x worse now

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit Star Wars fans are moronic, then again I'm not surprised because amerifat Black folk are the dumbest creatures on the fricking planet thinking their garbage goyslop is better than another company's garbage goyslop

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I could give you an argument, but what I think you really want.... is love.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Prequels are shit.

    Sequels are shit.

    Prequeltards who cry MUH RLM are shit.

    Sequeltards who cry MUH SEXISM are shit.

    Prequeltards and sequeltards who try to make their preferred franchise look better by bashing the other are shit.

    t. an OT purist

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Whats your favorite star wars movie? And if you say TESB your a homosexual

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ANH. I like the feeling of Luke going off on this grand adventure. ESB is good, but Yoda kinda steals the movie, and Luke and Han don't interact enough in ESB and ROTJ.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Quick, what's your favorite gas to breathe? And if you say oxygen you're gay

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ESB is easily one of the most overrated films of all time. Its the most boring of the three OT films

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >if I keep saying moronic shit I'll sound smart

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I think to truly appreciate TESB you'd have to have seen it when it first released. Star Wars is so mired in pop culture now it's not as much of a commodity as it once was. Not saying I saw it on release (26) but I could imagine it being a magical experience.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Prequeltards who cry MUH RLM are shit.
      Man even those homosexuals where really easy on the disney movies.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I remember in the Free Hat commentary (recorded in 2005), Matt pissing on Revenge of the Sith and saying he was done with Star Wars. And yet he’s still watching it. Literally me.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Matt pissing on Revenge of the Sith and saying he was done with Star Wars
      But thats literally the best star wars movie

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ROTS is the worst of the prequels, even worse than AOTC.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *