Foreigners obsess over us bongs because we made the modern world, we conquered a quarter of it, we're always hitting way above our belt considering the size of our Island.
But then foreigners see all the weird memes, the characters, the eccentrics, how weird our people are and they can't understand how a people as strange, as weird and fricked up as these ever conquered their ancestors, ruled their lands, and still one of the most powerful nations on Earth.
U.S., China, Russia, Germany. All would destroy the U.K. if they wanted to.
US, China, Russia, South Korea, Germany, Switzerland, Australia
>U.S.
Yes. >China
I'll give you the benefit of the doubt. >Russia
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAhHAHAHAHAhAhAhAhAHhAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAA >Germany
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAhHAHAHAHAhAhAhAhAHhAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAhHAHAHAHAhAhAhAhAHhAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAA >random names you pulled off google
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAhHAHAHAHAhAhAhAhAHhAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAhHAHAHAHAhAhAhAhAHhAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAhHAHAHAHAhAhAhAhAHhAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAhHAHAHAHAhAhAhAhAHhAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAhHAHAHAHAhAhAhAhAHhAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAhHAHAHAHAhAhAhAhAHhAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAA
2 years ago
Anonymous
>China >I'll give you the benefit of the doubt.
kek, sure Nigel. There's totally some doubt here about you and the lads vs 2 billion people with the strongest economy in the world right now
As for the other countries anons listed, yes. Russia, Germany and Australia would completely decimate you. France sounds a little far-fetched though lmao
2 years ago
Anonymous
>vs 2 billion people
kek this number always keeps going up. Also, "ree you just insulted X billion of people" is literally a standard CCP propaganda phrase.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Russia, Germany and Australia would completely decimate you
LMAO you dumb frick, russia couldn’t even take on Ukraine
They would eat shit even harder than Hitler did
2 years ago
Anonymous
We have some of the best special forces in the world and our army is better than most but we are lagging behind a lot of countries in GDP per capita and waste a lot of needless money in public healthcare and we can't build basically anywhere, which is going to set us back years.
London is the only thing pulling its weight and that is minority British
2 years ago
Anonymous
Not sure what you're laughing about. The four I listed, the main ones you quoted, would all stuff your shit in. The only reason your country even exists is to be a U.S. lapdog anyway.
2 years ago
Anonymous
FYI, Russia can't even get a third-world country next door. Germany can't even keep their people from freezing to death.
2 years ago
Anonymous
How is this true? Because we have the same language?
2 years ago
Anonymous
Poland can 1v1 Germany. Russia can't even take fricking Ukraine. Both of those are complete jokes.
US, China, Russia, South Korea, Germany, Switzerland, Australia
2 years ago
Anonymous
U.S., China, Russia, Germany. All would destroy the U.K. if they wanted to.
>France >Germany >Russia, South Korea, Germany, Switzerland, Australia
How do foreigners end up believing moronic shit like this. Seriously fricking South-Korea? they can't even fricking take their own country.
What did England do to make people seethe so hard that they become delusional like this?
2 years ago
Anonymous
France could take england,no contest.
germany army isn't big enough
A lot of foreigners obsessively read British tabloids, that's where most of the memes come from
Foreigners obsess over us bongs because we made the modern world, we conquered a quarter of it, we're always hitting way above our belt considering the size of our Island.
But then foreigners see all the weird memes, the characters, the eccentrics, how weird our people are and they can't understand how a people as strange, as weird and fricked up as these ever conquered their ancestors, ruled their lands, and still one of the most powerful nations on Earth.
More and more thirld worlders are getting internet access and seething at brits or euros in general. Also lots of salty americans for some reason
British aboriginals are celts. The wild preceltic ancestors live in scotland. The celts mixed with romans. Then they were pushed back to Wales by the saxons (germanic) or emigrated to Brittany in France. Then came the danes (vikings) and later the normans which were a mix of vikings and franco-celts (germanic + celts) from France. Basically they were always a mixture of celts, germanics and vikings.
Kinda true but not quite. The Celts ("Native Britons"--modern Welsh, Cornish, Northern Irish, Scots, and Manx) had a highly developed maritime trade empire going as far as Spain, the Anglo-Saxons ("Celto-Germanics"--English, although after roughly 1,500 years in Britain almost everybody has Anglo-Saxon genes) were economically highly successful and the English thaler (origin of the word dollar) was the pinned currency of medieval Europe due to its stability, and the Normans (modern Royals, hereditary aristocracy - most of which went extinct after the Great War - and the Jerseymen, and other Channel Islanders), introduced feudalism and ran the country into civil war after only a century (the Anarchy).
English and later British history has been a collaborative effort between the three British ethnicities since the Tudor period in the late 1400s, when the Welsh Tewdwr cadet branch of House Lancaster won the War of the Roses simply by being the last closely related royal branch to still be swinging a sword. English became the official language of state because nobody spoke Welsh outside of Wales and the Tudors couldn't speak French because they were so far away from the line of inheritance that they never bothered to learn and never expected to rule. Scotland was an equal partner throughout the Industrial and Imperial period and - despite what modern Scots like to say - they were eager advocates of colonialism (indeed the first 5 iirc Governors of India were all Scots).
Both Anglo-Saxons and Normans originally came from Denmark, but the Anglo-Saxons went straight to England whereas the Normans chilled in France for a few centuries.
Almost all modern Britons are a Heinz 57 of Celtic, Anglo-Saxon, and Norman DNA but there are a few distinguishing features that are reasonably accurate to the cast of Top Gear.
The hairline is quite neat which with that amount of loss suggests that it's a transplant. His hair seems to look totally different every time I see it so maybe that's his 'real' day-to-day hair and all the other times he wears a wig
Probably just transplanted hairs on top. Pic related is him from last year (and it doesn't look like a wig), so either he's had more hairs transplanted or it looks thicker when they've been given more time to grow.
I have cbd regularly and was told I look a lot younger than I am. Idk I try to have a good diet, I sleep with a headwrap covering my eyes this might stop my face getting scrunched up on the pillow. I use supplements and also the occasional medieval elixir.
Nope. I did scenes with all three though. I worked with Aaron Pierre and Paul though. I played Aaron Pierre's goon and got to throw Saoirse around. All three of them were super down to earth and humble cool people.
Yeah my own film that I acted in and co wrote. Trying to get that around... Would share here but worried I'd be stalked lol.
But watch Foe in 2023 first quarter when it comes out. It's legit going to be a great film.
Here's me and one of the other actors waiting at base camp in costume.
2 years ago
Anonymous
neat
Good luck anon
2 years ago
Anonymous
what does Saoirse smell like?
2 years ago
Anonymous
Actually really good.
Got to hang out with her in the make up trailer for a while too.
2 years ago
Anonymous
How do I make it as an actor?
2 years ago
Anonymous
Be persistent and be honest with yourself. Only do it if you love it.
how did your film get noticed?
Funnily enough... I got the role because I auditioned for Garth Davis in early 2021 for a commerical he was directing for Adobe. I got to the last round but didn't get the role. Then later in 2022 he remembered me and contacted my agent about the part. Then I sent him my film and he liked it and he gave me the role.
How is saying a woman is beautiful Simp behavior? I'm not donating to her OnlyFans and buying her gifts on Ebay mate haha.
2 years ago
Anonymous
You're a Sucker Idolizing Mediocre Pussy. Textbook definition of a simp.
Try idolizing an actress who is actually genuinely and objectively beautiful instead of this walled prostitute.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I think you can say a woman is beautiful without idolizing her. Eye of the beholder friend. If she's mediocre to you... Could you give an example of what's your 10/10?
2 years ago
Anonymous
Canadian television and film actress Sarah Gadon.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Don't get sucked into arguing this guy's miserable outlook Jordan.
Do lesbians actually find her attractive or is it just because she’s a celebrity? Surely there must be much better looking lesbians out there.
She looks pretty bad to straight men, that I can tell you.
It's literally just hair. That's all that matters. Radcliffe's face looks way worse but he has hair so he's still good looking while this guy looks like a cancer patient.
I had a bong gf in college and she always insisted on cooking for me AND feeding me all the time. She wasnt fat either. She was slim but was always complaining I was too thin and needed to eat more. Like we would be sitting on couch watching movie and she would be putting chocolate and sweets in my mouth
She wanted to fatten you up so you'd be too unattractive to cheat on/leave her.
Classic woman tactic and especially prevalent in britbong because 90% of the "straight" attached men are on grindr looking for trannies and twinks to frick.
I have a gf that does not cook, does not buy food at the grocery store, does not clean, does not walk her dog without me threatening to ape out. You should be grateful you have a gf that at least has female traits
>Jesus does she at least pop out kids for you? >at least
What the frick? Why would he be stupid to make that decision with a woman like that? I mean, I'm a believer in division of roles, no matter what, but if she doesn't do her part (if that's it), then having kids would be the most stupid mistake someone could make.
The wall should not be judged by a single photo. Anons on here often post 1 unflattering photo of someone and scream >MUH WALL KEKEKEKE
when in reality loads of other pictures from another the same time or even when the actress is older actually shows them to look alright. The wall needs to be established by numerous evidences.
>Tfw 25 >Been getting progressively better looking each year as I take better care of myself >Probably peaking right now
Do I try find a wife for life right now or take the opportunity to get mad pussy. I broke up with my gf of 4 years a year ago. I've enjoyed the single life and not having to deal with women in any capacity but it's probably overdue for me to get back on the saddle.
I haven't done drugs since I was 18. Alcohol I rarely touch outside of birthdays or other events and even then I'll have 4-5 drinks and stop when tipsy.
>get mad pussy
Don't fall for that coomer meme.
It's soulless and makes you dislike women.
I would love not to but trying to find a female my age that's ready to settle down is very difficult and if I look for older ones they're usually too tied up in their careers for a relationship. It's a delicate balance to find.
>trying to find a female my age thats ready to settle down is very difficult
It's never going to happen if you fall for the 'mad pussy' meme.
Set standards for yourself or you have no right to complain.
he is english, he never had a chance
What is it about bongs that makes people so obsessed
t. bong
HAHAHAHAHAHA
A lot of foreigners obsessively read British tabloids, that's where most of the memes come from
Foreigners obsess over us bongs because we made the modern world, we conquered a quarter of it, we're always hitting way above our belt considering the size of our Island.
But then foreigners see all the weird memes, the characters, the eccentrics, how weird our people are and they can't understand how a people as strange, as weird and fricked up as these ever conquered their ancestors, ruled their lands, and still one of the most powerful nations on Earth.
>still one of the most powerful nations on Earth.
lmao what, your country is a joke
Is it home yet?
>still one of the most powerful nations on Earth
I was 100% with you until this very last bit, come on anon don't delude yourself
Name three more powerful ones.
Out of 195, this shouldn't be hard.
France, US, China
>U.S.
Yes.
>China
I'll give you the benefit of the doubt.
>Russia
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAhHAHAHAHAhAhAhAhAHhAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAA
>Germany
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAhHAHAHAHAhAhAhAhAHhAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAhHAHAHAHAhAhAhAhAHhAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAA
>random names you pulled off google
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAhHAHAHAHAhAhAhAhAHhAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAhHAHAHAHAhAhAhAhAHhAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAhHAHAHAHAhAhAhAhAHhAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAhHAHAHAHAhAhAhAhAHhAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAhHAHAHAHAhAhAhAhAHhAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAhHAHAHAHAhAhAhAhAHhAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAA
>China
>I'll give you the benefit of the doubt.
kek, sure Nigel. There's totally some doubt here about you and the lads vs 2 billion people with the strongest economy in the world right now
As for the other countries anons listed, yes. Russia, Germany and Australia would completely decimate you. France sounds a little far-fetched though lmao
>vs 2 billion people
kek this number always keeps going up. Also, "ree you just insulted X billion of people" is literally a standard CCP propaganda phrase.
>Russia, Germany and Australia would completely decimate you
LMAO you dumb frick, russia couldn’t even take on Ukraine
They would eat shit even harder than Hitler did
We have some of the best special forces in the world and our army is better than most but we are lagging behind a lot of countries in GDP per capita and waste a lot of needless money in public healthcare and we can't build basically anywhere, which is going to set us back years.
London is the only thing pulling its weight and that is minority British
Not sure what you're laughing about. The four I listed, the main ones you quoted, would all stuff your shit in. The only reason your country even exists is to be a U.S. lapdog anyway.
FYI, Russia can't even get a third-world country next door. Germany can't even keep their people from freezing to death.
How is this true? Because we have the same language?
Poland can 1v1 Germany. Russia can't even take fricking Ukraine. Both of those are complete jokes.
J-j-just two more weeks, comrade
You're getting colonized by Pakistan Everett.
U.S., China, Russia, Germany. All would destroy the U.K. if they wanted to.
US, China, Russia, South Korea, Germany, Switzerland, Australia
>France
>Germany
>Russia, South Korea, Germany, Switzerland, Australia
How do foreigners end up believing moronic shit like this. Seriously fricking South-Korea? they can't even fricking take their own country.
What did England do to make people seethe so hard that they become delusional like this?
France could take england,no contest.
germany army isn't big enough
>France could take england,no contest.
DELUSIONAL
>never conquered
>and still one of the most powerful nations on Earth
More and more thirld worlders are getting internet access and seething at brits or euros in general. Also lots of salty americans for some reason
This. China has been able to post here since the capcha got changed, you may have noticed the extreme increase of anti american sentiment.
How true is pic related Bongs?
which one is jude law?
Yes but in reality they all have the same admixture, still a fun excercise
British aboriginals are celts. The wild preceltic ancestors live in scotland. The celts mixed with romans. Then they were pushed back to Wales by the saxons (germanic) or emigrated to Brittany in France. Then came the danes (vikings) and later the normans which were a mix of vikings and franco-celts (germanic + celts) from France. Basically they were always a mixture of celts, germanics and vikings.
Vikings are germanic
>British aboriginals are celts
No. They're just as much invaders to the islands as the Anglo-Saxons, Vikings and Normans
Kinda true but not quite. The Celts ("Native Britons"--modern Welsh, Cornish, Northern Irish, Scots, and Manx) had a highly developed maritime trade empire going as far as Spain, the Anglo-Saxons ("Celto-Germanics"--English, although after roughly 1,500 years in Britain almost everybody has Anglo-Saxon genes) were economically highly successful and the English thaler (origin of the word dollar) was the pinned currency of medieval Europe due to its stability, and the Normans (modern Royals, hereditary aristocracy - most of which went extinct after the Great War - and the Jerseymen, and other Channel Islanders), introduced feudalism and ran the country into civil war after only a century (the Anarchy).
English and later British history has been a collaborative effort between the three British ethnicities since the Tudor period in the late 1400s, when the Welsh Tewdwr cadet branch of House Lancaster won the War of the Roses simply by being the last closely related royal branch to still be swinging a sword. English became the official language of state because nobody spoke Welsh outside of Wales and the Tudors couldn't speak French because they were so far away from the line of inheritance that they never bothered to learn and never expected to rule. Scotland was an equal partner throughout the Industrial and Imperial period and - despite what modern Scots like to say - they were eager advocates of colonialism (indeed the first 5 iirc Governors of India were all Scots).
Both Anglo-Saxons and Normans originally came from Denmark, but the Anglo-Saxons went straight to England whereas the Normans chilled in France for a few centuries.
Almost all modern Britons are a Heinz 57 of Celtic, Anglo-Saxon, and Norman DNA but there are a few distinguishing features that are reasonably accurate to the cast of Top Gear.
ugly people ugly culture
Brits have achieved more than anyone else on the planet so underachieving races perpetually seethe at them.
I like old Bongland, I don't like modern Bongland
Bongland has been dead since 1997.
Before then it was on life support.
I wonder what happened in that year
CAN ONLY GET BETTEEEER
Princess Diana died, britain never reocvered
That was the only good thing to happen in that year.
>muh beloved miscegenating 'royal' prostitute
They had a massive influence on half the planet for centuries and particularly the poos and chinks who now make up like 60% of the human population.
He looked old since The Philosopher's Stone
It's hard to find an Anglo man who has a good hairline past like 25.
climate and having broad skulls is a nightmare. Deanos seem to have immaculate hairlines, probably all those trips booked to Turkey
He just has a bad haircut and bad outfit on. Imagine if he dressed up like Draco Malfoy again. He'd suddenly become a stud.
No haircut can salvage that hairline. It's over.
I see a lot of Northern Europeans that age terribly, it’s not just anglos.
Turned into Stephen Merchant
Jonathan Pryce
>Scared, Potter?
>Ever taken a dump made you feel like you slept for 12 hours?
looks like one of the 50+ year olds i work with
He kinda looks like my neighbor , chill guy , plays his banjo and has like 3 cats
SCARED, POTTER?
Verification not required.
He looks peak sleazecore love it
Frick me, that one's even worse. Someone get him a rapist role stat
will he play Argus Filch in the inevitable remakes in the future?
He actually looks a little like the actor who portrayed his father, just with worse hair. The Malfoys were actually perfectly cast.
Jimmy Saville movie when?
I remember doing the Time Warp
Drinking those moments when
The blackness would hit me
And the void would be calling
Let's do the Time Warp again
He'd be a decent micah bell
Honestly as long as he's not a total charisma vacuum IRL he could probably pull it off with a certain kind of girl.
He has a certain gray demeanor, he looks like a gray man .
It's the AIDS
He should just go bald. He would look like Jason statham.
>He would look like Jason statham
Your imagination is malfunctioning.
>a-actually she would be really beautiful if she stood in a wheat field with a white dress
shut the frick up, virgin
She unironically looks great for being 45.
leave
frick off, she still looks 10/10 aryan waifu
She still looks good. You're gay, bro.
you have really shit taste, don't know who that is and while her jaw is a bit too frickin chad for my taste she looks beautiful
go heil a picture of daddy adolf, you fricking racist frick
lmao you just posted 2 gorgeous 100% European women with near perfect features. Mad at your own women, israelite?
She would be really beautiful if she were my wife and I loved her
who the hell is this gay quoting
his fat mom
I also like my hair longer but now in my mid 30s I realize I don't have the forehead and thickness to pull it off anymore. It's just sad.
this is his peak
not his widow's peak though
Yeah his widows peak
>the character was supposed to be 18 years old
wtf were they thinking
i see someone with that haircut and i'm ducking for cover
>y-you know what would make her forehead wrinkles disappear? A white dress and a wheat field...pls no bully
shut the frick up, cucklord
Antje is perfect
Agreed.
Goddess.
I thought men don't hit the wall...?
British men do.
This is what American divorce system does to a man. This is why most American older men look like this.
No, it's what being American does to a man.
>greetings this is science and futurism with isaac arthur and I am your host, isaac arthur
Hahahahah
What is going on with his hair? Does it look like that because of a bad transplant or something?
Probably because it isn't just MPB but hairloss all over from stress.
The hairline is quite neat which with that amount of loss suggests that it's a transplant. His hair seems to look totally different every time I see it so maybe that's his 'real' day-to-day hair and all the other times he wears a wig
Probably just transplanted hairs on top. Pic related is him from last year (and it doesn't look like a wig), so either he's had more hairs transplanted or it looks thicker when they've been given more time to grow.
definitely looking better. good for him. seems like he's losing weight too.
Still chad
Rewatched The Mummy last night and I can't believe what women and the American legal system can do to a man. What a shame
Is he healing? I think so, I see a little smile.
hair thinning due to stress
Just fricking shave the hair at that point
why are women so evil?
I-it was for the role
Cold compress your face constantly when home, and moisturise before leaving. You'll never age a day.
Also don't drink alcohol or do drugs.
>cold compress
what, a face mask you leave in the fridge? any actual evidence this works?
Yep
>You'll never age a day
man, some of you guys are going to have a hard time coping with the future
Does weed make you age faster (not smoking, vaporizing or edibles only)
I don't know but it makes you lame
that's true
If taking medicine for pain relief makes you lame than I guess there are a ton of lame people out there.
Weed makes you a twat.
I have cbd regularly and was told I look a lot younger than I am. Idk I try to have a good diet, I sleep with a headwrap covering my eyes this might stop my face getting scrunched up on the pillow. I use supplements and also the occasional medieval elixir.
Anybody that made her their waifu knew that they were in for
That wall's been bulldozed for a while
I'm an actor who did scenes with her on "Foe".
She's stunningly beautiful and is definitely not hitting the wall.
Are you Paul Mescal
Nope. I did scenes with all three though. I worked with Aaron Pierre and Paul though. I played Aaron Pierre's goon and got to throw Saoirse around. All three of them were super down to earth and humble cool people.
Will watch. Do you have other work lined up?
Yeah my own film that I acted in and co wrote. Trying to get that around... Would share here but worried I'd be stalked lol.
But watch Foe in 2023 first quarter when it comes out. It's legit going to be a great film.
Here's me and one of the other actors waiting at base camp in costume.
neat
Good luck anon
what does Saoirse smell like?
Actually really good.
Got to hang out with her in the make up trailer for a while too.
How do I make it as an actor?
Be persistent and be honest with yourself. Only do it if you love it.
Funnily enough... I got the role because I auditioned for Garth Davis in early 2021 for a commerical he was directing for Adobe. I got to the last round but didn't get the role. Then later in 2022 he remembered me and contacted my agent about the part. Then I sent him my film and he liked it and he gave me the role.
how did your film get noticed?
Simp. She walled years ago.
I'm telling you dude. I worked with her intimately and saw her literally in a make up chair fully lit up.
She looks genuinely beautiful.
I wouldn't lie on here.
That is literally what a simp would say. Your mind gets clouded in the presence of mediocre pussy and you stop thinking objectively.
How is saying a woman is beautiful Simp behavior? I'm not donating to her OnlyFans and buying her gifts on Ebay mate haha.
You're a Sucker Idolizing Mediocre Pussy. Textbook definition of a simp.
Try idolizing an actress who is actually genuinely and objectively beautiful instead of this walled prostitute.
I think you can say a woman is beautiful without idolizing her. Eye of the beholder friend. If she's mediocre to you... Could you give an example of what's your 10/10?
Canadian television and film actress Sarah Gadon.
Don't get sucked into arguing this guy's miserable outlook Jordan.
Pure Irish genes. Hit the wall quick and hard at 27.
>Pure Irish genes. Hit the wall quick and hard at 27.
lol so true. I'm Irish myself and 27 is when I started going bald and I'm fully bald at 32 now.
Is it really better to be a bald republican than a long-haired monarchist?
>all these wiener-eyed anons
she still looks good
That looks good for a troony.
She never looked good
Genesis biopic in the works or something?
>Him, Emma, the actress of Luna etc
Bong genes anon. Never. Ever.
She was so cute, it's not fair bros
Still better than whoever played Ginny
she looks fine
unwallable
cute long nose hairs
Do lesbians actually find her attractive or is it just because she’s a celebrity? Surely there must be much better looking lesbians out there.
She looks pretty bad to straight men, that I can tell you.
shes only 32 bro, the wall is late 30s early 40s for most women. Only severe cases is it seen before that.
Is he related to Maisie in any way? That head shape huh.
This is what alcohol and cocaine does to you.
>150mph
That's more like 150x c.
It's literally just hair. That's all that matters. Radcliffe's face looks way worse but he has hair so he's still good looking while this guy looks like a cancer patient.
Stay balding, haircel.
post your hairline
c
thats just being british m8
>scared Malfoy?
He became Chad.
Is this guy related to Clive Owen in any way?
I got a Clive Owen vibe too.
What is it about brit girls...
I had a bong gf in college and she always insisted on cooking for me AND feeding me all the time. She wasnt fat either. She was slim but was always complaining I was too thin and needed to eat more. Like we would be sitting on couch watching movie and she would be putting chocolate and sweets in my mouth
Should have married her
She wanted to fatten you up so you'd be too unattractive to cheat on/leave her.
Classic woman tactic and especially prevalent in britbong because 90% of the "straight" attached men are on grindr looking for trannies and twinks to frick.
A reverse architect.
I have a gf that does not cook, does not buy food at the grocery store, does not clean, does not walk her dog without me threatening to ape out. You should be grateful you have a gf that at least has female traits
Jesus does she at least pop out kids for you?
If not just get out of there.
Possibly in the future but I think I'll have to start beating her
>Jesus does she at least pop out kids for you?
>at least
What the frick? Why would he be stupid to make that decision with a woman like that? I mean, I'm a believer in division of roles, no matter what, but if she doesn't do her part (if that's it), then having kids would be the most stupid mistake someone could make.
The only purpose of relationships is to have kids.
coomer
So has artificial insemination rendered sex pointless?
No because sex produces stronger offspring than IVF does.
Artificial sperm selection does not yet trump the natural.
what does she do?
You lost your chance, but I guess you know that by now.
Excellent posts
Isn't that the guy from the antifa mugshot?
Mr. Mitosis?
That's draco
i'll always choose ginny coz fire crotch must be insanely hot to look at
>tfw to smart for Gryffindor
It's wild how he was ugly as a child, he got hot for like 4 years (from 4-8 movies) and went back to being ugly
is it still "hitting the wall if someone was always ugly?
also he looks very polish
Also worth noting that he's always had a weird high hairline, it's just that he has a fringe in most of the Harry Potter movies so you don't notice it
He looks like the JUSTed version of Harry Potter they do as a gag in Epic Moviehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=laL1k14ngjw
>tfw no carmen electra mystique gf
This thread made by a seething woman
Still looks good tbh
This dude is my age. What the frick is wrong with him.
Norwood reaper got him.
He used to be incredibly pretty, it's a shame.
The wall should not be judged by a single photo. Anons on here often post 1 unflattering photo of someone and scream
>MUH WALL KEKEKEKE
when in reality loads of other pictures from another the same time or even when the actress is older actually shows them to look alright. The wall needs to be established by numerous evidences.
>Tfw 25
>Been getting progressively better looking each year as I take better care of myself
>Probably peaking right now
Do I try find a wife for life right now or take the opportunity to get mad pussy. I broke up with my gf of 4 years a year ago. I've enjoyed the single life and not having to deal with women in any capacity but it's probably overdue for me to get back on the saddle.
>as I take better care of myself
no alcohol or drugs?
nice
I haven't done drugs since I was 18. Alcohol I rarely touch outside of birthdays or other events and even then I'll have 4-5 drinks and stop when tipsy.
I would love not to but trying to find a female my age that's ready to settle down is very difficult and if I look for older ones they're usually too tied up in their careers for a relationship. It's a delicate balance to find.
>trying to find a female my age thats ready to settle down is very difficult
It's never going to happen if you fall for the 'mad pussy' meme.
Set standards for yourself or you have no right to complain.
>get mad pussy
Don't fall for that coomer meme.
It's soulless and makes you dislike women.
I have this hairline and the same face
I'm sorry to hear that, anon.
Any brit above 15 years old to be honest