ITT: Actors who could read the phonebook and still manage to be entertaining

ITT: Actors who could read the phonebook and still manage to be entertaining

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I can see it now. His lower lip quivering, he says the fourth Aaron Baxter whilst a tear rolls down his eyes.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Kek

      Billy Zane is a kino g

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Brad is kino incarnate.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      For me, it's Beyond the Sea.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The exterminator in The Graveyard Shift for me, even though Warwick is the star if that for me. Also, Brad's daughter has a massive dumper. Oomph.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >It is by coffee alone I set my mind in motion.
    >It is by the beans of Juan Valdez that pee acquires speed, the teeth acquire stains, the bad breath becomes a warning.
    >It is by coffee alone I set my mind in motion.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    my dad had a poster of childs play 3 hidden in his closet that he would threaten to bring out and scare me with if i was being bad

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Based boomer dad, mine did something similar with the 1958 blob vhs we owned

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      YUP

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      tfw you will never have a chance to have children with Kelly Brook

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I absolutely adore this dude. I see his name and I'm watching it. what a talent, what a voice

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I completely agree i fricking love Brad Dourif if anything he was undercast I wish he was in more shit but it’s a shame now he’s too old to do much. Go watch Wise Blood I bet most y’all ain’t seen it

      He's incredible
      >child's play movies
      >death machine
      >graveyard shift
      >that weird movie where he's a nuclear superpowered firestarter
      >deadwood

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        + Beyond the Sea episode from X-Files

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Can't believe I forgot that one, kudos

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        he really is. have seen all of those and they were all substantially better thanks to Brad. he's also in my favorite X-Files episode too. the guy doesn't miss

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Myst III
        He even made a video game kino. That’s how good he is.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Uh, Cuckoo's Nest

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >deadwood
        was always sad how few scenes he got after season 1. That's why it was the best one.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        dune

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Alien Resurrection

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        grima wormtongue

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Come on dude it's one of his best roles

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          This. So fricking good in that. George C. Scott also put in an almost lifetime performance.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Myst III Exile

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sarah Gadon could read anything and make it interesting. Such a lovely voice with tremendous range. She actually was mostly known for voice roles before shifting into acting.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      sarah gadon could count the pubes on my balls with her tongue and I'd find that pretty interesting.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I completely agree i fricking love Brad Dourif if anything he was undercast I wish he was in more shit but it’s a shame now he’s too old to do much. Go watch Wise Blood I bet most y’all ain’t seen it

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      kino

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He even makes community season 6 watchable
      >my name is elroy potashnick
      >and since 2009, I've been addicted to encouraging white people

      >Now THAT'S how you marry your cousin

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Overplayed as frick

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        no

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      His 80s stuff for sure

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Best part of community past season 4.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >we need someone to play a total fricking cree-
    >Sir, Mr. Dourif has already signed the contract and is waiting in the car outside the studio on public property, waiting for our call to shoot his stuff. He said that he knows the protocol to only be on studio property while shooting his stuff. Nobody wants to spend too much time around Mr. Dourif, sir. (Sir, Mr. Dourif also has a private message for you. I didn't want to say it in front of the others)

    Well, goddamnit, what is it?

    Sir... Mr. Dourif says that he likes you, and that he wants to lick you.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >He's shaving his eyebrows as we speak

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Ctrl + F
    No Keith David
    FFS

    >Aaron Applestone, Shut your lips!
    >Adam Avery! That mothafricka!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I would pay good money to see him and Avery brooks as buddy cops

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Mein homie:

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you didn't do a very good ctrl+ f

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you idiot

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      top man

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    phonebook? do you mean like an android instruction manual?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      hey, reference!

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >A. Aaron AARONson....ZERO EIGHT SIX....niiiine, two, four TWO

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >A. Aaron AAronson. Zero Eight six two nine one one
        >What an odd phone number... "nine one one"

        >actually has their cadence
        kek

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >A. Aaron AAronson. Zero Eight six two nine one one
    >What an odd phone number... "nine one one"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Reminds me of that tragedy

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

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