>seething israelites create hitpiece after hitpiece
Mel Gibson is based based on the sole fact of who hates him. Picrel is based because of his sublime contributions to britannian lore.
I'd keep asking him if he knew where to get some coke throughout the night until he gets really mad and tries to start a fight in front of everyone and they're all like tim what's the matter
If you cracked a beer with Tim Allen, in like 20 minutes he's going to want you to snort coke and guzzle whiskey with him, then get him some prostitutes
He is conservative now; I'm honestly shocked he keeps getting work
https://i.imgur.com/ermF7Ip.png
ITT: Actors who would be cool to share a beer with
I went to his alma mater. We would have a lot to talk about
>He is conservative now
I remember he once tweeted something along the lines of "Marx was bad because he was against child labor".
Anyway, frick that coke-addicted snitch.
I’m guessing you don’t do a whole lot of ‘hanging’, my man. The question isn’t ‘who’s the most moral standup’. It’s who you’d want to joke around with over a drink. Frick you for being a little tosser too.
If you cracked a beer with Tim Allen, in like 20 minutes he's going to want you to snort coke and guzzle whiskey with him, then get him some prostitutes
yeah but you wouldn't know who he was if he never snitched
>He is conservative now
I remember he once tweeted something along the lines of "Marx was bad because he was against child labor".
Anyway, frick that coke-addicted snitch.
My wife was just happy she had a show where the dad/husband acted like me, a pretty conservative, successful white guy with guns
Russel Crowe would be a real good one. Him going over acting and filmmaking and what's wrong with todays generation for hours on end and fighting the waitress would be a boys night out.
Mel Gibson
John Goodman
Oliver Reed
Sean Connery
Fairuza Balk
Edward Norton
Jack Nicholson
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Jason Statham
Bill Paxton
Johnny Knoxville
Wilhelm Dafoe
Dustin Hoffman
Pauly Shore
Kevin Smith
John Wayne
Walter Mathau
Steve Buscemi
Dan Castelnetta
Jack Mercer
Jackie Chan
Christina Hendricks
John Candy
Will Smith
Pierce Brosnan
Samuel L. Jackson
i remember the first time i saw The Santa Clause i wanted to murder that kid
>NOOO THEY DONT HAVE MY CHOCCY MILK!!! THIS IS LITERALLY CHILD ABUSE!!!
JJJJUDY
This, but unironically. Plain milk is NOT fine and props to the actor for even being able to pretend it is.
>"I have over 300 games in my backlog Tim"
AUGH
Mel Gibson. I want to know what the israelites are up to.
>AH MY NIPPLES THEY HURT!
>THEY HURT WHEN I TWIST THEM!
>seething israelites create hitpiece after hitpiece
Mel Gibson is based based on the sole fact of who hates him. Picrel is based because of his sublime contributions to britannian lore.
So, John, just tell me: Balrogs, wings or no wings?
You are provocatively dressed. You look like a pig I heat. If you get raped by a pack of Black folk it will be your fault
I love how these movies are all about muh cool casual racial harmony and then we got recordings of based mel reeing over israelites and nigs
Any Irish actor
I'd keep asking him if he knew where to get some coke throughout the night until he gets really mad and tries to start a fight in front of everyone and they're all like tim what's the matter
kek
He is conservative now; I'm honestly shocked he keeps getting work
I went to his alma mater. We would have a lot to talk about
For me; its the sand man. He seems down to earth
>He is conservative now; I'm honestly shocked he keeps getting work
Otto peterson, the crack cocaine addicted ventriloquist of Otto & George, was even creeped out at how bad of an addict Tim allen was at one point.
I don't care. Tim Allen makes me laugh. Go Broncos! Also I would frick the shit out of the adult women on Last Man Standing
>He is conservative now
I remember he once tweeted something along the lines of "Marx was bad because he was against child labor".
Anyway, frick that coke-addicted snitch.
Tim Allen has been a well known conservative for a long time. This isn't new information.
only if he agrees to not rape my tight young butthole
>drinking beer.
>Kurt Russell
>Kris Kristofferson
>Martin Short
>Danny McBride
>Jack Nicholson
>Steve Martin
Dead mode:
>Dennis Hopper
>Norm Macdonald
>Elvis
Not an actor mode:
>Warren Zevon
>Nixon
>JFK
Get her drunk and frick her mode:
>Imogen Poots
>Prime Bridget Bardot
Steve Martin is a gigantic pussy b***h. Smarmy self involved typical Hollywood liberal.
I knew some moron would throw a little hissy fit when I mentioned Steve Martin. Write your own list, you fat little frick.
To Frick and then turn out:
>your mom
>your grandmother
>your sister
>your dad
Like my list?
>Could have picked any insult, any insult at at all
>Picks one where you frick a guy
Oofta, you’re not just a fat little frick: you’re a fat little gay frick!
wow you really showed him
Frick off, fatso. Go eat a shit sandwich in the gay nightclub you own.
Now there's someone I wouldnt want to go for a beer with.
>>Norm Macdonald
imagine wanting to hang out with a joke thief
I’m guessing you don’t do a whole lot of ‘hanging’, my man. The question isn’t ‘who’s the most moral standup’. It’s who you’d want to joke around with over a drink. Frick you for being a little tosser too.
Based list anon
If you cracked a beer with Tim Allen, in like 20 minutes he's going to want you to snort coke and guzzle whiskey with him, then get him some prostitutes
I don't share beers with chuds
Matthew Perry
James Gandolfini
Mel Gibson
Danny DeVito
Billy Murray
Charlie Day but mostly because I can't figure if he'd be cool to hang out with or just a typical vapid Hollywood star
he seems like he'd be like jim carrey irl.
james woods
i was going to say jessica biel but it seems this thread is about something else
Tim Allen is a fricking snitch.
yeah but you wouldn't know who he was if he never snitched
My wife was just happy she had a show where the dad/husband acted like me, a pretty conservative, successful white guy with guns
he would be cool to shake cocaine with.
Tim Allen being a fricking scumbag rat snitch will never stop being funny to me. The shit celebrites could hide before wikipedia…
we heard you the first time
Hey Tim, don’t you live in fear that one of your ex-buddies in Michigan might murder you in your sleep after you sent them to 30 years in the pen?
>snitch
Black folk and wiggers are not welcome here.
Chevy chase
Russell Crowe
Colin Farrell
Dead
Belushi
Ollie reed
Connery
Russel Crowe would be a real good one. Him going over acting and filmmaking and what's wrong with todays generation for hours on end and fighting the waitress would be a boys night out.
Mel Gibson
John Goodman
Oliver Reed
Sean Connery
Fairuza Balk
Edward Norton
Jack Nicholson
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Jason Statham
Bill Paxton
Johnny Knoxville
Wilhelm Dafoe
Dustin Hoffman
Pauly Shore
Kevin Smith
John Wayne
Walter Mathau
Steve Buscemi
Dan Castelnetta
Jack Mercer
Jackie Chan
Christina Hendricks
John Candy
Will Smith
Pierce Brosnan
Samuel L. Jackson
Orson Welles
he'd drink a pint of scotch with you, not a beer.
he might have a beer with the scotch
The Candyman himself
I'd like to get hammered with the goose