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I have a shotgun
Dude is ex-spec ops, his entire history is blacklisted but he has 85 kills on public record. He would snag that gun right out of your arms.
You're so right. Some schizo could never get the drop on a trained magical army ninja.
Everyone knows that spec ops soldiers are godlike figures who are unkillable.
Jon Bernthal?
He started his Hollywood career in his early 20s, he's a standard "early life" celebrity.
just checked his history and apparently he used to freeze global in the past
man he's really desperate to hide that part
Shia probably beat him
ITS JUST PART OF THE CRAFT
this israelite is such a homosexual
so you freeze globally I take it?
this
I hate him so goddamn much that even Sean Penn seems more likeable.
but anon he's the 99%! he was raised on the streets!
Mark Wahlberg, the guy seems really really tough (despite appearing so short)
If you were a defenseless Vietnamese person and you encountered a teenage Mark Wahlberg, that was not your lucky day.
GET EM MARHK!
I miss Norm too
>defenseless
Haha good one, according to recent history the Vietnamese is the natural predator of the American
He probably did it because the guy didn't wanna burn local
So badass. And yes burn your coal locally.
Checked. But all jokes aside now, why is it so fun to clown on this guy on Cinemaphile? Fa/tv/irgins always seethe about it, while real ones have a laugh and dab on jannies.
I think it's how try hard he is. It's like the Rock pushing himself as this "wholesome chungus big guy", just comes across as disingenuous and when it's from a short dude it just warrants mockery.
Nah, you just like eating male ass, disgrace.
frick off John go burn your local troony and stop crying on 4chin
Because Hollywood doesn't even try to make the new age "tough guys" at least somewhat convincing. Schwarzenegger and Stallone are complete libtard homosexuals in real life but they actually managed to sell an image/persona.
Who did he punch out?
Dunno, but I do know Clint Eastwood 's son is in it, and was spitting everywhere to be in character, but regularly spat on people's boots which got him on a load of close calls.
I doubt it's his dad being Republican that killed his career, he's a chiselled Chad that could dominate Hollywood, I reckon he has an attitude problem.
>I reckon he has an attitude problem
Kind of. He talks out of school a lot, seen especially in his b***hing about Michael Mann. Nobody likes a tattle-tale.
why was he b***hing about M Mann? can't remember him doing anything in Mannkino
>Dunno, but I do know Clint Eastwood 's son is in it, and was spitting everywhere to be in character,
based
a bit like an alpha dog marking his territory
My money's on Shia.
to be fair shia probably asked him to punch him out for some autistic method acting meme
even then i doubt jon could make a proper fist and would have shattered his fingers on impact
Didn't that moron say he pulled out a tooth during the filming of Fury for method-acting?
It was probably just some israelite on israelite violence.
Nobody
He lies
homie u dont even burn local fr
He is pretty good at what he does but also about the biggest one trick pony in the industry. He can only really play one specific role and that's about it.
you dorks Jon explained what Burn Local means if you even bothered to listen to the show instead of just talking shit like total clowns Burn Local means you just keep it real because you’re a real one because you are real not because you try to be real but you’re a real one from day one and you keep it local (aka burn local) by staying true to your real ones aka your homies and other locals in the same town you came up in never forgetting your past no matter what happens
t. hangs out with the bottom boyz
"burn local" is literally an ad slogan for firewood he's shilling. This meme is based on an ad. Soulless.
*hot sauce
Burn Local is literally just his pellet stove brand, that’s it.
Stop Alton Gas
Nah. It's a hot sauce.
https://www.charmanbrand.com/store/p4/BURN_LOCAL_HAT.html
https://www.instagram.com/charmanbrand/
Hey guys, my name is Pahlm Tallo and I run Char Man Brand, the whole Burn Local slogan came about in a conversation amongst lifelong friends in the Cedar Ridge area who just loved to skate, smoke weed and generally keep it real. Jon approached us to buy some of our candles, which are made from the same wax we'd use to skate, and we loved what he's doing, so it was a natural fit. Glad to see everyone taking an interest in the brand, stop by and show some love and remember Real Ones Burn Local (RubbleGang)
BURN
L O C A L E
Jon Bernthal was in Fury? Was he part of the tank crew, because I legitimately do not remember him having any lines. I remember Brad Daddy, Hwat Are You Doin', The Mexican, and The Kid, but not this dude. What even was his character?
He was one of the main tank crew and had plenty of lines. He played the dumb redneck
Now that you mention it, I barely even remember him being cast. Even his one close up is forgettable.
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Stop making these posts Jon
That doesn't happen here at Cinemaphile
I feel like the same threads are repeating daily
Jon Bernthal is actually pretty good boxer. He visited my gym in the Bronx and sparred one of the young bulls at our gym. Almost knocked him out so we had to let big B know to go easy on the young cat. Jon Bernthal is an honest guy with blue collar roots. He’s so relatable and cool. He’s not israeli. He’s catholic I think
Didn't he try out for the Olympic boxing team?
Nice rare pasta you got there.
He's a real one
new copypasta unlocked
DEAD MAN WALKIN
UnPaidhomiez has a wrestling league?
Mmmm mess with this baddass and that's fifty pure strikes in catering
Jon Bernthal is Irish Italian and a devout catholic. Talking with him is what gave Shia the final push to convert, they discuss it on the episode of Real Ones he’s on, but you guys just like to meme, right?
Funny how the only place I EVER see people talking shit about Jon is the fricking incels here. Dude absolutely kills it as the Punisher.
The israeli jokes aren’t even funny, like we get it you incels are racist or whatever but just because you wanna call people you hate israeli you aren’t funny. John is Irish Italian he did a Toys-4-Tots USMC event fundraiser over here and served chicken to the community
Time for bed, Jon
>and served chicken to the community
Why lie about this?
NONONONONONONONONONO
You think you're tough just because you can edit a wikipedia article? It's not fricking funny, fat boy.
Did I also edit the part about his dad being a lawyer?
His dad was a farmer coal miner on an oil rig.
Probably. You seem like a lame with no paper or b***hes.
Yes. His dad was blue collar through and through.
>Rigg
>rubs head
MASKYUSUM
>everything you think is good is controlled by israelites
>the world is actually run by satanic clowns
It really is the sunglasses meme. How are so many people blinded?
Anybody can edit that shit dawg. Jon's a working class Catholic from the streets. Real ones know.
Real ones burn local
Yin meet yang homie
I think its become a meme to make up a tough guy past for him because he's actually just an upper middle class israelite.
I assume so, but I keep seeing the "Irish/Italian Catholic he said so on his podcast!" thing which I've obviously never seen so it makes me question whether or not he's actually claimed as much. I would believe that he would claim as much for his fake image.
Pretty sure it was the one with the motorcycle dude he mentions it, talked about how he hasn’t always been practicing but certain events later in life have brought him back to his faith. To be honest I’m not even religious and it was rather touching.
these cats burn local, tellyusumn
>irish italian
2 cultures known for unhinged criminal behaviour
>catholic
Known for genocidal wars of conquest for the benefit of some guy in a funny hat
>USMC fundraiser
So he helps whitewash the public image of government sanctioned murderers too?
Jon always had my back through RASP and Ranger school. Every single ruck march he'd always make sure no one fell out. We ended up at different posts in the end but last I heard he was involved in a few skirmishes in Afghanistan. Semper fi Jon, one of the best Navy rangers I had ever served with.
>5'11"
[crack]
[sip]
ahhhh a burn local thread, now that the good stuff
dude runs like a queer
Sean Naylor’s excellent book Relentless Strike, regarding the history of JSOC, has a lot of discussion about Jon’s contribution to Tier One SOF. He was attached to the highly secretive DEVGRU Black Squadron doing singleton ops in denied areas, pretty much wrote the book on it. Hard dude for sure.
>singleton ops
Nobody is picking up that you’re talking shit about him and I don’t know why.
His dog looked scared shitless entire time
Man that game was such a disappointment after Wildlands
Alec Baldwin
i hate jon, but i also had a dream where he saved my life
Ok Hitler
all wokeshit aside, I wouldn't want to frick with this dude
this guy will shove his own fist up his ass... not for the pleasure of it, but simply because he knows he might punch you in the mouth some day. You hear that chumps? It is never for pleasure. Never.
>big foot isn't real
Is this a fake israeli tough guy thread? All it needs is Andrew Dice Clay.
Lmao this dude wanted to fight Shia and would get his ass knocked the frick out by the crazy bastard.
Bernthal is all bark and no bite, which is what the pit bulls are for.
Wow he's so aggressive manly and straight! STRAIGHT!!! SSSTRAAAAAAAAIIIGHTT!!!!!
How do I burn local?
Locally sourced natural gas heheh
everyone was so cringe in Fury. shit flick
fury and indiana jones 5 should be labeled soft core israelite porn with their sadistic fantasies
They didn’t Burn Local? Also I’m pretty sure Brad Pitt and Michael Peña could kick his ass. Also Shia too.
I don’t know what to believe with Jon Burnlochal any more. He’s probably my dad for all I know if these threads are anything to go by.
the SS unit haphazardly running straight into machine gun fire was peak stupidity
Sean Penn. Even though he is in his 60s, he is a gym rat and has unbridled rage most of the time. He would honestly give Jake Paul a very tough time in the ring.
Look at this motherfricker. Interviewers to this day walk on eggshells around him afraid they are gonna trigger a psycho rage episode.
that's impressive
shame he probably cancelled out all that hard work with the vax
doesn't he smoke 500 cigs a day
Don’t skip leg day bros.
>le boomer T user aesthetic
just accept your balls gave up grandpa
it looks like he has a very tiny mouth
Looks like he has AIDS.
Wtf Did his costars try to pet his dog without permission too? They're lucky they're not dead.
I used to be a professional dog walker and I have 100% seen this guy at the homosexual jack off meet up spot at Griffith park while I was walking dogs. I have seen him multiple times, he was a regular.
>professional dog walker
People who buy dogs and then hire babysitters for them should be euthanized.
Not a lot of my clients would burn local, I can tell you that much.
At least he wasn't behind the Ross.
>professional dog walker
I knew I recognized that foul stench.
You go to the homosexual jack off meet up spot at Griffith park often?
No but I'm sure you will meet lots of other guys there, good luck.
If I start a fire and leave it burning while I catch a plane to another country, am I still burning local?
Jon Bernthal is actually pretty good blowbang suck boy . He visited my bath house in West Hollywood and sucked many of the young bulls at our sauna. Almost sucked him dry so we had to let big B know to go easy on the young cat. Jon Bernthal is an honest cumpig with blue collar roots. He’s so relatable and cool. He’s not israeli. He’s catholic I think
RIG
>plays an butthole in the movie
>he was actually an butthole IRL during filming
Whoa
He's pretty badass. Heard he once sucked dick for bus fare then walked. Takes a hard man to do that.
A penny saved is a penny earned.
That just proves he’s israeli.
Why is a guy from a rich israeli family, who got to travel the world on his dads dime in his youth, and whos brothers are rich with high connections; pretending to be a working class dude from a poor background?
I just saw that fork scene from The Bear. Why are Dads like this? Mine told me never to point the knife at him, even though its lying flat on the table.
B U R N
L O C A L
>He is the son of Joan Lurie (née Marx) and Eric Lawrence "Rick" Bernthal, a former lawyer with Latham & Watkins LLP and chair of the board of directors for The Humane Society of the United States until 2019.[1][4] His paternal grandfather was musician and producer Murray Bernthal (1911–2010).[5] He has two brothers: Nicholas, an orthopedic surgeon and professor at UCLA, and Thomas, a consulting agency CEO who is married to billionaire and former Facebook COO Sheryl Sandberg.
Can't make this shit up
RIG?
Lol, who’s the beard do you think?
they look cute together, good for them
Real basken roberts shit
the copypastas that are (jon does a good masculine thing) followed by
>he's definitely not israeli...
REAL BURN
ONES LOCAL
he definitely pounded the FRICK out of that bussy later
Babu Frik
What a blue collar badass. He just pretends to have narrow shoulders and the ears of Alfalfa. He’s a towering shit kicker and pure striker like the most badass (un)dead man on the planet—The Undertaker. Wouldn’t wanna mess with him OR Bern Local. No sir!
Weird how a well connected Hollywood israelite nepo baby can get away with beating up his coworkers.
Try that shit at Buc-ee’s and see what you get.
I wanna drink Jon's cum and have him xum deep inside my butthole
maskyusumn