ITT: Bad lesbian ships

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You first O-

    Ah you know what, I can't even shitpost about it. God what a fricking awful pairing, what were they thinking?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I might be reading too much into it, but I think the creators genuinely hate the kids who self inserted as Finn. Either that or they hated the online Finn fans so much they through the children under the bus with them.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I wish I could say that was just looking too deep into it and assuming the worst, but it genuinely feels like they get off to torturing Finn.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Definitely the latter. If it was about the actual target audience that self-inserts as Finn they would've made him even more child-like and even romance-averse.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nah the guy who took over after Pen Wars left went through some shitty break up and self inserted his then depressed self into Finn
        Why he felt the need to turn a kid’s show about a kid adventurer into a mopey teen afterschool drama show is beyond me. I mean I know why he did but why did he think kids would watch that

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        1.Pen was too much of a weak willed cuck and gave up the show to leeches and executives. It also got too popular, Pen himself never wanted it to be too popular.
        2.Most writers changed like with almost every long running American show. By the end the only important people who constantly worked there from the begging were Muto and Osborne. Newer writers didn't give two fricks about Finn.
        3.Virtue signaling and approval chasing, Bubblegum and Marceline were a popular ship
        5.Women, western women ruin everything. What started as a coming of agestory from the perspective of a few DND geeks ended up being run into the ground by tumblrinas and theatre girls.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      White man bad.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I might be reading too much into it, but I think the creators genuinely hate the kids who self inserted as Finn. Either that or they hated the online Finn fans so much they through the children under the bus with them.

      >Errm men aren't owed sex?
      >Muh sexual diversity
      Something like that.

      >Bad lesbian ships
      You mean all of them?

      I think the biggest issue with lesbian ships is that they typically fall under at least one of two categories:
      >Inclusiveness for the sake of it
      >Fetishization of female homosexuality by male writers
      Nobody actually cares enough about lesbians to do it in a nuanced manner, and ironically the overabundance of lesbian shit only serves to dramatically reduce the amount of platonic female relationships that get explored in western media.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You forgot about the third category
        >hyperfeminism in order to show how she dont need no man.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And the princesses aren't owed a rescue or any fricks given by Finn.
        As a matter of fact the princes bullshit and shipping is why the series is shit.

        You forgot about the third category
        >hyperfeminism in order to show how she dont need no man.

        Fourth category and the one that makes them the most money.
        Child indoctrination/gay propoganda.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's not just "fetishization of dykery" as much as the utter hatred of men and worship of women. There's a reason why there's apparently an literal genre of Yuri that's just "men don't exist hee hee", at least according to Cinemaphile

        Of course, western cartoons are too corporatified to be able to show their full contempt for men like in anime, so they just resort to humiliating and trashing the male characters instead.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This, they are obsessed with showing lesbian relationships as superior.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Well they do that because male gay relationships disgust everyone else, I blame porn

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >male gay relationships disgust everyone else,
              As it should
              >I blame porn
              Based porn, filtering out the gays.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Based porn, filtering out the gays.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nice self-portrait, anon. Not sure what it has to do with the topic though.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                nice selfie homosexual

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What are your thoughts on the hit tv show Smiling Friends?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Only saw a couple episodes and liked what I saw. Not sure why it took this long for AS to hire Newgrounds animators.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Where are the gay characters?
                Why dont they make any gay people smile?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >gay male relationships disgust everyone else
              yeah except gay men and almost all women.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                False. Fujos make up a minority of women. Normal women hate gays as much as they hate other women for being competition

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Why would straight women think gay guys are competition? Straight men don’t date gay men.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Why would straight women on facebook lose their shit over korean figure skaters on the other side of the world?
                Straight men dont have to be attracted to gay men, they just have to show more interest (platonic or secretly bi) than whatever roastie is playing her bullshit mind gakes on him

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yeah despite how they present themselves, women are quietly infamous for being homophobic, at the very least towards bisexual men

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >typical bigay steers the conversation to his make believe meme word for being a bawd

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You mistake me, their hatred is completely warranted, I just don't like hypocrites.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Fujos make up a minority of women
                I wish, the fact that most fanfictions M/M gay ships should tell you how much those horny roasties love their stupid gay ships.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Its still a minority of women anon.
                50% of people on earth are women and a very small amount of that are terminally online fujos writing male characters that act like women or caricatures putting their dicks in the yaoi hole

                >anon implying he's read a lot of yaoi

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >male gay relationships disgust everyone else,
              As it should
              >I blame porn
              Based porn, filtering out the gays.

              If cartoons started putting femboys in the gay relationships people would start changing their minds as evidence by the modern weeb community

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >they are obsessed with showing facts and truth

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >hasn't seen the lesbian divorce stats

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                And how up to date is said data?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                very

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Explain graph to me

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The only people who hate women more than men are other women.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That makes sense, straight women see each other as competition, lesbians have to actually deal with being in a relationship with them, and bisexual women do both.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                And gay men as competition and bi men as competition and pets and literally anything else that doesnt involve a man devoting 100% of his resources to her.
                Drinking? X
                Hobbies? X
                Friends? X
                Job? Well you gotta get those resources somehow

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's true, something that I've noticed lately is how women have started infiltrating male-oriented hobbies just to catch some simp to get some betabuxx and this is just because so many men have pulled out of dating at all that they're getting desperate

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Dating is a pain in the ass for any sexuality. Behold the era of narcissism. I'll frickin die alone

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Try reading it, moron.
                Here's something that might be easier to understand.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Woah.. women who on average are more likely to report domestic violence report more domestic violence when there are more women. it's not that lesbians are more violent, it's that relationships where either person would report being abused are obviously going to have more reports that ones where only one person would report it. use your head a bit.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Better question is how many of those could be fake?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              nothing but lies from those homosexuals go have a nice day you misinfomation spreading homosexual

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Fetishization of female homosexuality by male writers
        Is this still a thing? Especially when it comes to cartoons

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It is and always has been a boogeyman.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Well, I guess Lauren Zuke might count

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, if it is really made by men, shouldn't the lesbians have larger breasts and openly suck on penis-like things in between kisses?

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Bad lesbian ships
    You mean all of them?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based. We're done here folks. Go back to your closets.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      >Errm men aren't owed sex?
      >Muh sexual diversity
      Something like that.

      [...]
      I think the biggest issue with lesbian ships is that they typically fall under at least one of two categories:
      >Inclusiveness for the sake of it
      >Fetishization of female homosexuality by male writers
      Nobody actually cares enough about lesbians to do it in a nuanced manner, and ironically the overabundance of lesbian shit only serves to dramatically reduce the amount of platonic female relationships that get explored in western media.

      This, every single time they do it, they just ruin it because the whole time prior to the shipping the characters were either so against each other they were pretty much enemies or didn't give a frick about each other, at best they can be bff but it doesn't work for them to be lesbos.

      Harley-Ivy Luz-Amity Bubblegum-Marceline
      Those three are good separated examples of how the whole shit goes down like a piece of shit in the drain once they force it, it is really damaging since to make it work every aspect of one (sometimes both) character is ruined and changed to a onedimensional "girlfriend" status.

      In gay house they didn't even try it as amity openly goes like "all I care about is being the perfect cute girlfriend"

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >amity openly goes like "all I care about is being the perfect cute girlfriend"
        If she had a boyfriend this statement would get severe backlash. Apparently it’s acceptable to be a subservient housewife but only if you’re a lesbian.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Frick yeah, imagine if Amity was with Hunter for season 1, and she said all she cared was to be a good girlfriend because "he suffered a lot" or anything like that? The screams would still echo.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't care about Harley/Ivy in the comics, but in the show, it felt incredibly forced. They had great friendship chemistry so the romance just came out of fricking nowhere. Plus they did my boy Kiteman dirty

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why is it in these relationships I love the straightman like Ivy or Vaggie, but their partner is always annoying and makes their relationship unbearable?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      PRIDEMONTH
      RIDEMONT
      IDEMON
      DEMON

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        RIDE MONTY

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          RIP MONTY

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous
            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              "Lesbians are awesome." - Monty Oum

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Blake, using what she learned from her previous relationship, and the pirated she-ra princesses of power on her scroll to groom yang into being her blonde amazon gf and then locking her in with emotional bullshit she cant escape

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Ship gets rushed into canon as a last resort in the final volume to retain viewers.
              >Ship VA's immediately release OnlyFans content to "Celebrate"

              god damn I can't believe that actually happened. I kind of hope RWBY never gets rebooted just so I don't have to be reminded this fever dream existed.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Ship VA's immediately release OnlyFans content to "Celebrate"
                That cannot be a thing
                That's the most depraved tie-in merchandising I have ever heard.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                RT got real fricking desperate at the end.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Ship VA's immediately release OnlyFans content to "Celebrate"
                Is it worth looking at? Are they hot?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yangs VA is still hot but you can tell the wall is closing in on her
                Blakes VA is has a horrible manchin.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >OnlyFans content to "Celebrate"
                ive been keeping up with this shit show for a while and ive never heard of this

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i don't believe you.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Why does the girl on the right look like she's cowering to the one on the left? The image looks like you walked into something while they are behind a glass window.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Discount catradora

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Blake is a natural sub

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Takes one to know one, right?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Fleabag subhumans dont deserve Amazon gfs or love in general.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Smithers, this is a bad lesbian ship thread not an amazing gay ship thread

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Korra's ship <<< Adventure Time's ship

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kiteman was a worthless one-joke character. Cinemaphile went on and on about him and when I finally watched the fricking show, he was less than useless to the plot.
      The only gays who like him are the ones who want to self-insert into someone as pathetic as they are that still somehow stumbles into success.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not even sure why they even used him. Doesn't Ivy have plenty of male love interests from the comics they could've used? One-shot or otherwise?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes.
          But when it comes to any long-running comic characters, especially female ones, you have to ask who HASN'T they fricked at this point?
          As the characters get passed from author to author who inserts their own petty ships into the wibbly wobbly pile of shit that passes for comic canon.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What plot

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Harley/Ivy

    Because Harley had way better chrmistry with Veronica Vreeland

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't care about Harley/Ivy in the comics, but in the show, it felt incredibly forced. They had great friendship chemistry so the romance just came out of fricking nowhere. Plus they did my boy Kiteman dirty

      I didn’t mind Harley/Ivy at first, but the fact they don’t have any character outside of one another and Ivy is just reduced to Harley’s GF is annoying. Also I read somewhere that some of the writers on the show are biphobic.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Korra and Asami

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Now to be fair, Korra had better chemistry with Asami than she ever did with Mako and Baloin.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Korra and Asami probably had the least fleshed out dynamic of the four.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Korra and Asami interacted like four times in book 4 and then they hooked
        Also, imagine some guy forcing himself onto your gf, your gf getting together with him behind your back, and then constantly rubbing it in your face, and then somehow dating the piece of shit.
        Korassami is one of the most fricked up ships of our time.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Imagine some guy forcing himself onto you, you getting together with him behind your gfs back, and then constantly rubbing it in her face, and then somehow dating the piece of ass
          Ftfy

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Thats just the plot of Helluva Boss.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Isn't Helluva Boss fujo shit?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Literally this. Legend of Whorra was a horrible show and ruined Avatar for everyone.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Now to be fair, Korra had better chemistry with Asami than she ever did with Mako and Baloin.

      Korra and Asami interacted like four times in book 4 and then they hooked
      Also, imagine some guy forcing himself onto your gf, your gf getting together with him behind your back, and then constantly rubbing it in your face, and then somehow dating the piece of shit.
      Korassami is one of the most fricked up ships of our time.

      Literally this. Legend of Whorra was a horrible show and ruined Avatar for everyone.

      That's actually not too bad for Korra's standards. She met Mako once and wanted his dick, and was willing to use Bolin to get it.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >negativity
    have a nice day.
    >b-but if I said GOOD dyke ships then there would be no thread
    There doesn't need to be a thread like this in the first place! You are ONLY posting this shit because you want the board to be flooded with all kinds of negativity! You are a FRICKING troll! And now you're going to fricking ignore what I say and claim that I disagree with you about dykes being bad. But that tactic won't fricking work. Kill your self.

    Remember all anons. Be the change you want to be. Start posting shit you like.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Calm down, femoid. Just because someone hates a ship doesn’t mean they hate dykes. Go back to X.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Calling it X

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There's no such thing

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    all of them,

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There's enough fanart of Finn with both of them. Princess Gumb***h never really deserved my boy Finn though.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      First season was like a fricking bimbo the only thing missing was the hourglass figure, the moment they began pushing the whole "scientist intelligent" shit on her they began ruining her

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This was entirely forced. Sam was only character to be an love interest to Luna and nothing more, and Luna out of nowhere come out as bi. These never like Luna until the coming out episode. They should have stick being friends and I blame that episode for introducing these copy and paste, and boring ships.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      pretty much. Sam is an interesting character, problem is, none of her personalities are used at all outside a passing mention, she really just exists for the "Luna and her girlfriend" episodes.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >This was entirely forced
      All lesbian relationships are forced because women naturally hate each other.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I agree, I believe that they shilled lesbian relationships because it removes competition from them, if there's something older women love to do is to give younger women shit advice to spread misery

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Meaning their normalize toxic relationship on cartoons.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When I I'd prefer if they stayed as ex's, would make it more interesting.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Threads usually cap at 500ish posts. We don't have enough space for all of them.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >sausagefest discusses women
    Typical.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Im surprised this isnt a gay male thread with how much anons are jerking eachother off.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Im surprised this isnt a gay male thread with how much anons are jerking eachother off.

      Explain

      and

      Try reading it, moron.
      Here's something that might be easier to understand.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Research done by men

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >ermm... are you mansplaining your manscience at me?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >gay men trying to seduce straight men by appealing to their love of graphs and charts

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, and?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Men aren't allowed to talk about women.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >humans are not allowed to talk about animals
          >Jews aren't allowed to talk about nazis
          >women aren't allowed to talk about men
          >racists aren't allowed totalk about no -racists
          >gays aren't allowed to talk about straigjt people
          >living people aren't allowed to talk about dead people
          >goats arent allowed to talk about sheep
          >atheists aren't allowed to talk about hinduism
          >turds aren't allowed to talk about hot dogs
          >sausages are illegal to allow about hit and run
          >anons are allowed to frick cartoon women.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Chaggie. It's clear that Vivzie doesn't want to develop this ship further which it's sad because I like it but it's not my favorite.
    Should have stayed for these two being friends like in the pilot if Vivzie wasn't interested with this ship.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But they WERE dating in the pilot, you imbecile. It just passed over it quickly when the news anchor b***h refused to shake Charlie's hand because she doesn't touch the gays.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They don't feel like a couple at all.
        Charlie doesn't consider Vaggie much since Charlie mainly focuses in the main plot or anything.
        I like the ship but I'm conflicted how it's handled since Vaggie is the one who does everything in the relationship and Charlie doesn't do anything.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Posting the superior ship.
    https://files.catbox.moe/qw0ndy.png

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I actually LOVED this ship in the first season. It was actually one of the first times I felt like a lesbian romance in a show was a natural progression of the characters' relationship and not just something crowbarred in for LGBTBBQBRAAAAP pandering. Amity and Luz played off each other extremely well as comedic foils and covered each other's character weaknesses.
    The season 2 rolled around and they removed all of Amity's personality traits that made her such a great counterpart for Luz and I lost all interest.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Rounded out the main cast
      >Nice rival and foil for Luz
      >Actually did the enemies to lovers trope well
      >Immediately ruin it by scrubbing away Amity's entire personality as she becomes a beta female simp for that Afro-Latina pussy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is honestly a really good criticism of lumity without just wailing on it. While not perfect s1 gave it a pretty decent build up, then s2 comes around and the episode they actually get together in was... em not good honestly.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't like it... I guess I can say that the build up was more or less descent, but to me it felt rushed, Amity starts showing gay panics way too soon, the whole Luz demonstrating she was not bad or a bully as Amity first thought was a really good episode but it only felt like ground for them to become friends.

      It didn't help that they had little interactions in episodes, seriously how many episodes were they really talking before they were going to the grom? 3? 5 at best!

      That is way too short to go from "i hate you, get the frick away from me you loser human with no magic who cheated to get in here" to "oh it is YOU! I was totally fine and now I'm gonna act like an idiot because I can't control in front of you!" Also "luz sweat/piss"

      By the way, anyone has that picture with two amitys? One from first episodes and the other episode 10 onwards?

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    These two. Not that the other pairings in the revival were much better but they shafted Cleo so hard the only thing of note she does is get with Frida, besides that she's only Cleo in name.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ok this doesn't get my dick hard it's a bad ship

  20. 3 weeks ago
    sage

    Die homosexual.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    People always say this ship sucked cause finn got fricked but I think that's just cope. These two had sexual tension but absolutely no romantic tension that's what really made it lame.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >These two had sexual tension but absolutely no romantic tension that's what really made it lame.
      That's a good way to put it

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have yet to see a good lesbian relationship in media.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yo which game

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The creator of the game is also making a lesbian romance story which is funny

      yo which game

      third crisis

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        which romance story?

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no such thing as a bad lesbian ship because they all get my dick hard.

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Finncel thread

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