It's in fact a very old-fashioned morale presented in a fricked up modern way. That was great.
Also
I'm sorry but if this surprised and impressed you ...
Nope zoomer brainlet. When it came out, the tropes were all that the army wouldn't show up, or that if it did it would be before something like this happened, or that the situation would be different and the protagonist wouldn't give up or find another way, or external forces would kill them. All sort of stuff but not that, in addition to the cavalry arriving just a bit late.
People should rewatch the movie, this ending happens because he is a b***h, wasn't man enough to do the right thing with his wife at the start, b***h is living comfy while he suffered
This 1 am kino has been burned into my memory. I miss those times I would randomly watch a movie starting at 1 am on a third grade channel and it finding gold.
>Watching the film again (it had been a while), I was trying to recall out who the narrator was. For a minute I thought it was Ricky Jay. Turns out the narrator was the assistant editor, a fella named Hugh Ross. >Originally, Dominik wanted a woman to do the narration. Ross was in there just as a temp track. And, as so often happens, they fell in love with the temp track. No one could do it as good as Hugh. Oddly, even Hugh couldn’t do it as good as Hugh. When it was time to re-record, he got nervous, or something, and it lacked the essence they loved from the first read. So some of what you hear (much of it poorly recorded, according to Dominik) is that initial voice over. >Dominik said that when the movie played festivals, Hugh Ross was part of the gang that travelled with it, and it always freaked people out to hear him talk from the back of a car after watching the movie.
pretty neat huh
Is this fan art based on the Cinemaphile leak? It was just some insignificant pencil draw but it was similar. I remember many saying because it leaked the author decided to be a moron and changed the whole thing to what he made
Seconding this. I wish we could have seen more romantic encounters, Cruze and Blunt had stellar chemistry. They did a great job teasing their potential relationship. It probably would have ruined it, so I'm glad they left me wanting more.
>I wish we could have seen more romantic encounters
You mean more sex? Imagine Emily's pale breasts bouncing, her ass jiggling, her tight pussy engulfing Tom's wiener as she savagely rides him, her moans of extasy, his cum on her perfect face. God, I'm getting horny all over again..
>Paul Bettany was severely miscast
wrong!!! Stephen Maturin is much, much harder to cast than Jack. Bettany is the one who can't be replaced. Today they would cast someone hispanic, but Stephen is first and foremost an Irish person. Being Irish is fairly central to his character.
so gandalf straight up sent a father of 2 on the most dangerous mission ever that even navy seals would struggle to complete. either he was fricking sam's wife or just straight up hated him.
After all that artistic bullshit I expected the makers to be full lsd fueled art homosexuals full of themself. But the ending message and the lsd guy scene show that they are really not.
No, the remaster just used the slightly expanded ending they first put out after the original backlash. It was just a remaster, not a remake
Thank god for mods
Frick me, what were the old light streetlight installations that used to have a subtle green glow to them? I can't for the life of me remember what they were called.
Ever since I saw this as a kid it's become my answer for "how would you like to die?". Not only sacrificing myself to save countless lives on Earth so my death means something and will be remembered, but also getting to chill on the moon and get to see a beautiful Earth-rise while the oxygen runs out and you go to sleep, the moon becoming your grave. It's an absolutely perfect death.
>But it you want to find luck, and not to get lost in those horrific seas, you will need a captain, experienced and legendary.
I know it's not what the original movie says, but the Russian dub got it better.
Compare it to the original line: >If you go and brave da weird and haunted shores at world's end, then you will need a captain who knows dose waters.
It's anticlimactic as frick and doesn't do Barbossa justice, like his worth is being just a zombie who got back from the otherworld instead of the renowned captain.
100% agree. Beautiful speech, delivery, music, visuals... just everything about it is fantastic. Without it, the movie would just have been a pretty scifi action film. With it though, it becomes one of the best of all time.
100% agree. Beautiful speech, delivery, music, visuals... just everything about it is fantastic. Without it, the movie would just have been a pretty scifi action film. With it though, it becomes one of the best of all time.
IT'S TOO BAD SHE WON'T LIVE
BUT THEN AGAIN, WHO DOES?
Every time I watch this ending I'm taken by surprise how the buildings just keep doubling in size. My brain always goes "okay now we're at skyscraper level" an even larger set shows up. It must have been amazing to have lived in NYC during that set of time when all of them went up. To go from regular multi-story brick buildings to the behemoths a century later.
>the wishes of Marcus Aurelius.
Oh like breaking the tradition of the Nervan-Trajan dynasty and instead of adopting the most qualified man to be Emperor you appoint your spoiled brat son?
I'm still mad.
Because of Commodus, we got the Severans. Because of the Severans, we got the Crisis of the 3rd Century.
Yes, yes Aurelian saved the world. He literally saved the world and there should be a golden statue of Aurelian in any town or city where western people enjoy physical safety because Aurelian died for your sins and Europe would be Africa-tier without Aurelian pulling our balls out of the fire.
But then we had smarty pants Diocletian who strapped us into the Dominate and was too clever by half and accidentally invented Feudalism and accidentally re-enabled Kingship and fractured western civilization until the Venetians sacked Byzantium and kicked off the renaissance 1000 years later. We lost a thousand years.
FRICK Marcus Aurelius
FRICK Commodus
muh stoic
>tfw they didn't actually have it planned and it only came together in the editing booth when they tried to salvage the silly footage of them running a couple of steps, being shot and falling down while looking stupid
Really shows the power of the editing team.
I don't want to spoil it, but Sunset Boulevard had a keno ending scene. The whole thing was pretty much perfect. It's biggest flaw was it reminds you of how shit most modern movies are
I've never understood this criticism given that the show never tries to use the symbolism for anything beyond aesthetic value, so it comes off as redundant, or disinformed as in the people that say this seem to believe that it's intended to be meaningful
It comes off pretty disingenuous when some creator used tons of religious imagery trying to appear deep when none of it means anything or goes anywhere. He added those things on purpose but in his own words, it was because they looked neat and would provoke discussion, which is a bullshit thing to do if you never intend to elaborate or do much with it.
this movie is both shlock and pure kino. Why aren't more films like this? Why don't more crypto-conservative Euro directors come to the USA? Verhoeven is a treasure.
>this movie is both shlock and pure kino. Why aren't more films like this? Why don't more crypto-conservative Euro directors come to the USA? Verhoeven is a treasure.
Because most modern directors try to make movies like this thinking it's some sort of parody or joke. But they are unwilling to go all the way.
Paul Verhoeven goes 100% serious with the story and over the top with the violence and satire elements. But the story is never compromised for laughs. OCP is a company that is ruthless its enemies. But if it existed in real life, most people would want to work there since the pay is so good.
It's what happened to the TV show "The Man in the High Castle". It's an alternate reality story where Nazis won World War 2 by developing nukes first several years before any other country. Then they nuke any country that doesn't submit. No one can stand up to them. So America surrenders after they nuke Washington DC.
The 1st Season was serious and dramatic. There's even a scene Nazis casually talk about burning "undesirables" that are a drain on society. The writers thought that by showing the violence of the Nazis that people would be horrified and support the rebel characters.
Instead what happened was that fans actually enjoyed the writing. They talked about how the Nazis were so powerful and ran a tight country. That the Nazi economy was prosperous, no homeless, etc.
The TV show writers on Twitter went apeshit and said "that's not how you were supposed to enjoy our show!!" For the final Season, they turned the Nazis and Japanese into scared idiots. Suddenly the rebel Fighters were super strong and could fight the enemy head on and win. Blacks rebel and The Japanese literally run away scared. They withdraw their entire Japanese military the USA.
If Paul Verhoeven directed the TV show, he would have dialed the violence to 100%. He would not have pulled back. He would have made the rebels struggle and earn a victory. Not the BS ending we got.
It was the most kino shit in 2008 and makes total sense how this launched a decade long franchise which has absolutely overwhelmed the entire movie industry.
I unironically love this movie.
No shame in that
what movie?
Robot Jox
Based as frick. Love it when a movie ends with two adversaries making peace
name 5 examples
bvs
toy story
pulp fiction
la confidential
mad max
The Silence of the Lambs right?
Yes
my man. best of the series imo
for me it's
So... what was the moral lesson of this ending?
I dunno why don't you ask here
There was no moral. It was just fricked up fate.
Don't kill your friends
It was funny.
Have faith or hope
Keep gambling
Try to hold on a little longer
These.
It's in fact a very old-fashioned morale presented in a fricked up modern way. That was great.
Also
Nope zoomer brainlet. When it came out, the tropes were all that the army wouldn't show up, or that if it did it would be before something like this happened, or that the situation would be different and the protagonist wouldn't give up or find another way, or external forces would kill them. All sort of stuff but not that, in addition to the cavalry arriving just a bit late.
Horror isn't meant to have a moral message. It should instill a feeling of fear, dread, hopelessness etc which this does
"Trust the establishment no matter what"
"when you're going through hell, keep going."
Christians are evil
But she was right at the end
Don’t be a little b***h too afraid of a little pain when you die
Snort a lot of coke
People should rewatch the movie, this ending happens because he is a b***h, wasn't man enough to do the right thing with his wife at the start, b***h is living comfy while he suffered
I'm sorry but if this surprised and impressed you ...
Shit predictive movie but 20/10 ending
We died laughing
Where's Robert?
Pic related is the GOAT.
This one is GREAT. And great soundtrack.
I have it on vinyl, found it at a flea market many years ago.
Such a goddamn classic
What movie?
The One (2001) and it's "embarrassing" that you don't know.
Everything Everywhere All at Once
Uno: The Movie
this was edgy teenager kino. my friend ripped it onto CD for me and other pirated movies like Resident Evil. good times
shut up
Greatest ending of all time! Come fight Me!
Best jet li movie
This 1 am kino has been burned into my memory. I miss those times I would randomly watch a movie starting at 1 am on a third grade channel and it finding gold.
Based beyond belief but the webm cuts off too early
>Hello Bob
this
i cant believe the narrator was the editor who's temp VO was so good they left it in the final movie
holy shit, I had no idea
>Watching the film again (it had been a while), I was trying to recall out who the narrator was. For a minute I thought it was Ricky Jay. Turns out the narrator was the assistant editor, a fella named Hugh Ross.
>Originally, Dominik wanted a woman to do the narration. Ross was in there just as a temp track. And, as so often happens, they fell in love with the temp track. No one could do it as good as Hugh. Oddly, even Hugh couldn’t do it as good as Hugh. When it was time to re-record, he got nervous, or something, and it lacked the essence they loved from the first read. So some of what you hear (much of it poorly recorded, according to Dominik) is that initial voice over.
>Dominik said that when the movie played festivals, Hugh Ross was part of the gang that travelled with it, and it always freaked people out to hear him talk from the back of a car after watching the movie.
pretty neat huh
Based circus poster
What a pay off shot
Fricking kino
one of the most underrated spy thrillers of all time
>Aot was originally suppose to end like The Mist
What would that have been like?
If I were to speculate, it would be that they discover the truth about the basement and then get nuked immediately after lel
Uh Anon.... you know thats not the real ending right? this is
Is this fan art based on the Cinemaphile leak? It was just some insignificant pencil draw but it was similar. I remember many saying because it leaked the author decided to be a moron and changed the whole thing to what he made
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Seconding this. I wish we could have seen more romantic encounters, Cruze and Blunt had stellar chemistry. They did a great job teasing their potential relationship. It probably would have ruined it, so I'm glad they left me wanting more.
>I wish we could have seen more romantic encounters
You mean more sex? Imagine Emily's pale breasts bouncing, her ass jiggling, her tight pussy engulfing Tom's wiener as she savagely rides him, her moans of extasy, his cum on her perfect face. God, I'm getting horny all over again..
Fricking Kino
Absolutely perfect
KINO
everything else posted is cringe
Whoops someone else already posted it my bad
It's okay you're both the only correct answers in this thread
pure kino
what is?
shin godzilla
The most dangerous godzilla of them all... man!
Pure kino
Based. God, I fricking loved this movie.
pure kinozilla
Women will never understand.
Why wouldn't he just let the ship go? He couldn't beat it. Why didn't he just give up and go home especially when it got so hard?
Paul Bettany was severely miscast as Maturin but by god did he make it work.
>Paul Bettany was severely miscast
wrong!!! Stephen Maturin is much, much harder to cast than Jack. Bettany is the one who can't be replaced. Today they would cast someone hispanic, but Stephen is first and foremost an Irish person. Being Irish is fairly central to his character.
Maturin is like a 5'2" skinny rat looking guy in the book
Crowe needed another inch or two in height and another 40 lbs of fat
>Memories of Kino
>racism is the real monster
>TheStanleyParable2.jpeg
Wtf
Incredible
>disney.jpg
Dogshit ending on multiple levels, book's ending of leaving it ambiguous was far better.
Stupid contrarian, even King admitted that movie ending was better
Steven King is a moron, especially when it comes to endings. He gets no say.
When GuideBot killed Dravis with a flare in D3
Dark man is making a comeback
>no Searchers
>no old Hollywood at all, really
You homies need to watch TCM.
Great, but depressing. Especially since you realize you've been rooting for the "bad guys" for over 3 hours.
>thinks the nazis were the bad guys
poor sweet naive summer child
I really felt sad for days becuae of this movie.
>nazis
Not all of the german army during ww2 were nazis or agreed with them.
it’s hard to believe they could get his best friend to keep quiet from kindergarten to adulthood
Kino
The comfiest.
Did Rosie know about is homosexual relationship with Froodoo?
>terminator realizing he can never be a human
>sarah realizing she can't be a terminator
>3 endings to choose from
choice of the moby track and even the particular version they use was so perfect. the big crescendo that happens right before the credits
>"go home sam"
>scene immediately cuts to this
what would have been your reaction?
so gandalf straight up sent a father of 2 on the most dangerous mission ever that even navy seals would struggle to complete. either he was fricking sam's wife or just straight up hated him.
The frick are you talking about? Sam married after returning to the Shire.
That bar maid was hot.
>one more thing, sophie
>is she aware her daughter... is still alive?
>written and directed by quentin tarantino
Oh yeah that was dope
actual trash scene shouldnt have shown the sniper
What movie?
All quiet on the western front 1932
This scene melted my brain.
After all that artistic bullshit I expected the makers to be full lsd fueled art homosexuals full of themself. But the ending message and the lsd guy scene show that they are really not.
the perfect shitpost
Loved Asian John Leguizamo in this movie
If you haven't seen it, watch the spy gone north, he's great in that too, very similiar role
MOVIE?
I'm still mad
did they fix this at all in the recent remaster or nah
No, the remaster just used the slightly expanded ending they first put out after the original backlash. It was just a remaster, not a remake
Thank god for mods
So glad I dropped it after 2, I saw which was the window was blowing.
Literally have not given Electronic Arts a fricking dime after this. That's right. I've held onto a boycott through the power of grudge.
Made me tear up the first time I saw it. I rewatched it a while ago and what Rowf says at the very end made me cry for 5 minutes straight.
homosexual, in the future if you have kids they are ging to be homosexuals like yourself
The Spy Who Came In From The Cold
This movie.
Great soundtrack
one of my fav movies of all time
this movie
Now this movie... I don't know what to think about this movie.
>Polsky
>Feinman
>Hirsch
I thought "that would be the lamest ending ever" and then the lamest ending ever actually happened
>why?
Typical stupid 60s gangster movie ending.
>Ehh twah teh la flur le tuit.
>Main character dies
>Fin
Seething of a ghost no contest
My Own Personal Delaware
HE SAID IT
HE FRICKING SAID IT
Unrivaled cinematography.
Based anon. My favorite movie.
Frick me, what were the old light streetlight installations that used to have a subtle green glow to them? I can't for the life of me remember what they were called.
nvm found it
mercury vapor
>Hello? Is there anyone there? Anybody at all....?
>BWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Fly me to the Moon plays
Kino
Ever since I saw this as a kid it's become my answer for "how would you like to die?". Not only sacrificing myself to save countless lives on Earth so my death means something and will be remembered, but also getting to chill on the moon and get to see a beautiful Earth-rise while the oxygen runs out and you go to sleep, the moon becoming your grave. It's an absolutely perfect death.
That last line from Walsh's character turns this gritty noir thriller into a fricking anecdote.
Peak Coen comedy right there.
such a great ending
>But it you want to find luck, and not to get lost in those horrific seas, you will need a captain, experienced and legendary.
I know it's not what the original movie says, but the Russian dub got it better.
>dub got it better
Get out
Compare it to the original line:
>If you go and brave da weird and haunted shores at world's end, then you will need a captain who knows dose waters.
It's anticlimactic as frick and doesn't do Barbossa justice, like his worth is being just a zombie who got back from the otherworld instead of the renowned captain.
The pirates franchise kept making way too many callbacks to Curse of The Black Pearl. Sucks what they did to Barbossa in the recent film
Based Пиpaты enjoyer.
>ASIAN PUSSY AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
is this the ending to oblivion? (lol)
This makes the movie for me.
100% agree. Beautiful speech, delivery, music, visuals... just everything about it is fantastic. Without it, the movie would just have been a pretty scifi action film. With it though, it becomes one of the best of all time.
IT'S TOO BAD SHE WON'T LIVE
BUT THEN AGAIN, WHO DOES?
What was this chink's problem?
Every time I watch this ending I'm taken by surprise how the buildings just keep doubling in size. My brain always goes "okay now we're at skyscraper level" an even larger set shows up. It must have been amazing to have lived in NYC during that set of time when all of them went up. To go from regular multi-story brick buildings to the behemoths a century later.
nothing to write home about, but a good movie nevertheless
What are your legs?
What movie?
Gallipoli (1981)
Fricking Churchill
There was once a dream that was Rome, it shall be realized. These are the wishes of Marcus Aurelius.
Gladiator fricking sucks. It's an old man movie.
>old man movie
>movie came out when I was 15
;_;
>the wishes of Marcus Aurelius.
Oh like breaking the tradition of the Nervan-Trajan dynasty and instead of adopting the most qualified man to be Emperor you appoint your spoiled brat son?
I'm still mad.
Because of Commodus, we got the Severans. Because of the Severans, we got the Crisis of the 3rd Century.
Yes, yes Aurelian saved the world. He literally saved the world and there should be a golden statue of Aurelian in any town or city where western people enjoy physical safety because Aurelian died for your sins and Europe would be Africa-tier without Aurelian pulling our balls out of the fire.
But then we had smarty pants Diocletian who strapped us into the Dominate and was too clever by half and accidentally invented Feudalism and accidentally re-enabled Kingship and fractured western civilization until the Venetians sacked Byzantium and kicked off the renaissance 1000 years later. We lost a thousand years.
FRICK Marcus Aurelius
FRICK Commodus
muh stoic
Welcome to the Human Race
>tfw they didn't actually have it planned and it only came together in the editing booth when they tried to salvage the silly footage of them running a couple of steps, being shot and falling down while looking stupid
Really shows the power of the editing team.
Trash
Nice shooting son, what's your name?
im sure someone has the webm
I don't want to spoil it, but Sunset Boulevard had a keno ending scene. The whole thing was pretty much perfect. It's biggest flaw was it reminds you of how shit most modern movies are
the best
Phones
leather face spinning around
>all this boomer shit in thread
Here's the real kino ending for you chuds
I’ve always thought Apocalypto had one of the best endings.
>ending is so kino that the original author thinks it's better than what he wrote
If this didn't make you tear up you have no soul
>Es ist für mich
Kino
This is probably the greatest war film of all time.
BA DA BA DA
BA DA BA DA
BANANANA
BANANANA
Now I don't want to say that this movie filtered me but I enjoyed Chungking Express and In the Mood for Love a bit more.
Don't cry... you're perfect.
Jeremiah Johnson... Made his way into the mountains...
based
I'll never not be pissed off that people only know about the meme
Even worse, there's people who actually think the meme is showing Jonah Hill.
absolute adventurekino
>paedoshit
Frick off
Wrong board
Lmao circumcised american
absolutely btfo
t. uncut american that loves Eva
This show is about as vapid as you can get with symbolism.
I've never understood this criticism given that the show never tries to use the symbolism for anything beyond aesthetic value, so it comes off as redundant, or disinformed as in the people that say this seem to believe that it's intended to be meaningful
It comes off pretty disingenuous when some creator used tons of religious imagery trying to appear deep when none of it means anything or goes anywhere. He added those things on purpose but in his own words, it was because they looked neat and would provoke discussion, which is a bullshit thing to do if you never intend to elaborate or do much with it.
why is it? why can't something in an audiovisual medium look cool?
169599103
??
"the body didn't arrive until seven months later at which point accurate autopsy was impossible"
So perfect the world agreed never to make any sequels. A decision that has been honoured to this day.
>little teddy bear village party
>perfect
Star Wars was always corny shit, you just got brainwashed by the toys.
Could you imagine if they did? If they erased the books and comics? That would be dumb.
>"OH MY GOD THE PICKLE SENTINEL HAS RAN AWAY!"
>oh no.
>WHAT?
>That can only mean one thing...
>fade to black and cue to ac/dc back in black
Nothing (2003) has a great ending. I don't want to spoil it but make sure you watch the post credits scene.
Made by the same guy who made Cypher and Cube. Up on youtube for free
>WHAAAT I'VE DOOOOONE
Genuinely the only soulful movie in franchise
84
Apart from framing the shot with the door... What was good about this?
Like most of these films, the ending is effective in relation to the rest of the film. It's complicated - happy and tragic at the same time.
watched the movie just for this ending
The actress holds this together, otherwise it's a shit scene.
Also Hobbits have shit taste in houses.
> Ah the lovely flowers
> Shut the gate and get the kids in to the cave
> Stfu b***h
>Best ending hasn't been posted yet
Well, I guess nobody's perfect!
Thats great.
>ctrl f
>no trainspotting
tsk
Severely underrated
the only good thing about that show, a glimpse of kino in a sea of meh
>main villain fades into the crowd
film?
Breaker Morant
>Shoot straight, you bastards. Don't make a mess of things!
Based Rule 3-0-3 Enjoyer
>Ooooooooooo
>OoOOOooOooooo
>Ooooooooo!!
No kino for old men
Good time
Kino
YEEES MY SWEET
YES MY SWEETEST
I WANT TO GET BACK TO WHERE YOU ARE
Best ever for an action movie. Guess before you read anon and see if you are right.
this movie is both shlock and pure kino. Why aren't more films like this? Why don't more crypto-conservative Euro directors come to the USA? Verhoeven is a treasure.
>this movie is both shlock and pure kino. Why aren't more films like this? Why don't more crypto-conservative Euro directors come to the USA? Verhoeven is a treasure.
Because most modern directors try to make movies like this thinking it's some sort of parody or joke. But they are unwilling to go all the way.
Paul Verhoeven goes 100% serious with the story and over the top with the violence and satire elements. But the story is never compromised for laughs. OCP is a company that is ruthless its enemies. But if it existed in real life, most people would want to work there since the pay is so good.
It's what happened to the TV show "The Man in the High Castle". It's an alternate reality story where Nazis won World War 2 by developing nukes first several years before any other country. Then they nuke any country that doesn't submit. No one can stand up to them. So America surrenders after they nuke Washington DC.
The 1st Season was serious and dramatic. There's even a scene Nazis casually talk about burning "undesirables" that are a drain on society. The writers thought that by showing the violence of the Nazis that people would be horrified and support the rebel characters.
Instead what happened was that fans actually enjoyed the writing. They talked about how the Nazis were so powerful and ran a tight country. That the Nazi economy was prosperous, no homeless, etc.
The TV show writers on Twitter went apeshit and said "that's not how you were supposed to enjoy our show!!" For the final Season, they turned the Nazis and Japanese into scared idiots. Suddenly the rebel Fighters were super strong and could fight the enemy head on and win. Blacks rebel and The Japanese literally run away scared. They withdraw their entire Japanese military the USA.
If Paul Verhoeven directed the TV show, he would have dialed the violence to 100%. He would not have pulled back. He would have made the rebels struggle and earn a victory. Not the BS ending we got.
>crypto-conservative
you are a cringy little homosexual
check out The Cranes Are Flying. Better movie, better ending, and I mean no disrespect because paths and its ending are great.
bravo George
>a present for my friends, at thanksgiving
>>a present for my friends, at thanksgiving
based little blue flower enjoyer.
this movie is one big plot hole but it works
on of the all time greats
?t=205
Say what you will about the 3rd act, the ending/final shot was fricking kino
Why can't he just let the story progress naturally? Such a wasted setting
>I didn't like the story.
Fixed that for you.
?t=5754
honestly kinda moronic and filled with plot holes but the execution was pretty badass
>filled with plot holes
I am Iron Man.
It was the most kino shit in 2008 and makes total sense how this launched a decade long franchise which has absolutely overwhelmed the entire movie industry.
picture unrelated?