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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I boycott all of her shit since she has never ever gone nude for real.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based Alba denying gooner scum
      Clothed > nude

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Cruel intentions and Wild Things, both movies require fap breaks

        I boycott all of her shit since she has never ever gone nude for real.

        Yall a bunch of filthy mother frickers.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Was this better than the first one?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It has it's moments, like them going undercover as KKK at the beginning, but it's a 2 and a half hour long comedy with a bad main plot

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based Alba denying gooner scum
      Clothed > nude

      You just know she was used and abused for that 12 hours before being disregarded in a car trunk.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cruel intentions and Wild Things, both movies require fap breaks

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The pinnacle of mid 00's comfy kino. It doesn't get any better.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The comfiest

      Yeah you're right that one is up there.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        my bros and I watch this often when we go to our cabin up north, we've probably seen it over 10 times at this point

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i wish we had more fun adventure movies like this

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >fun
        >2024
        I've spoken to less delusional morons on /misc/

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        anyone have pic of 2000s adventure movies list?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's a 2010 movie.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Raiders + Last Crusade
      >Mummy 1999
      >National Treasure

      Why is treasure hunting so kino? Is there anything else on this level? Goonies is similar but kind of a different vibe.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Mix of action, adventure, exotic locations, mystery, history and folklore.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because it always involves fun adventure tropes. Cool locations, old tombs with traps, mystery, puzzle solving, there's always another group after the treasure so you get chase scenes, shooting scenes and a general feel of a race going on. It just works.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      SOVL

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm curious, has there ever been a case of underwater rape (excluding dolphins of course)? It must have happened.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >you now know she is a literal genius and a self made billionaire
    >modest, conservative family woman

    Goddammit she is literally one in a billion

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >self made billionaire
      You mean she was a billionaire before she inherited the billion dollar company she has now?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There are tens of millions of modest, conservative latina family women that are intelligent and hardworking. Why do they have to be billionaires to be desireable?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She's 73% European, not Latina.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >That talk show when she found out she was mostly Spanish
          The best part was when she went on to imply that Spaniards aren't white.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Remember kids: It's not cool to be white. Personally, I'm 2% Navajo and 37% israeli. But don't tell anyone.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >rome rape babies for hundreds of years
            >arab rape babies for hundreds of years
            cmon now

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          *87,5%

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          where did latin come from i wonder
          injuns from the new world are called latinos because they assimilated the latin culture and language (making a mess of both but i digress) from the conquerors
          hell the iberian conquerors themselves, who were celtic in origin, got latinized by the romans centuries before, and then they got VISIGOTH'ED

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      more like she gave the money she got for fricking Harvey Weinstein and his alikes to people who knew how to invest it, smart but genius

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She married a billionaire film producer then used his connections and network to become a billionaire herself. Apart from being hot, she's quite dumb, any interviews she does proves this unless she's only pretending to be stupid

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >married the coffeeboy on the set of fantastic 4
        >billionaire movie director

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why did he do it?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      To choose a morally flawless child to be the heir. The johnny depp wonka movie is good. Only bad thing about it are the disgusting brown oompa-loompas.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Depressing af but so comfy

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that a juicy butt

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's tiny, she's just flexing it while swimming. Most muscles are more pronounced/aesthetic when flexed. It's why body builders get on a pump before posing: It basically get's your muscles in a state of flex without having to really flex.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i will not listen to any comments by people from the Americas when it comes to what butts are juicy.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Minority Report is pretty comfy as far as Sci-fi goes.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wtf was with the lenses in this movie, did Spielberg get punched in the face one day and start seeing the world this way?

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yo Sahara was the bomb

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    picrel was the first dvd I ever watched, after years of VHS.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My mom used to work in our local Movie Theater and she got me free tickets to the last session of this movie when I was little. Good times

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thank you for your service.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I remember the other girl in that flick was bawdtier and had a scene focused on her ass and feet.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Based rememberer

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not even a foot guy and this one got me good, real good.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          what is
          AZNUDE.COM
          ?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            oh boy, are you in for a treat

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >top videos are all bollywood slop
            giving pajeets internet access has been a disaster for the human race

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              this, theyre shitting up every site with their trash
              bollywood films top on imdb because of 1 billion pajeets voting 10/10 for every movie of their country
              Cinemaphile full of saars
              reddit full of indian politics
              you can say what you want, but the chinese firewall was a success for us westerners in that they dont shit up our social platforms with the shit noone else understands

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You know damn well.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What did this contribute to the plot?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is the plot you fricking numpty. There is no need to watch this flick beyond this webm.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      are those bubbles coming from her brapper?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >into the blue - soggy alb(...).webm
      do americans still find this sexually attractive?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That actor saw the chance and took it

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He didn't see shit, he's not wearing goggles in that shot.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do you think Paul Walker got to bang her? RIP

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        she was too old for him

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Paul only dated younglings?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          paul 1000% mating pressed her

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            reeeeeeeee
            good for him though

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    People are sleeping on the mid 00's

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is the movie that mentally broke Elliot Rodger. He specifically mentions it in his manifesto as the sort of life he thought he was supposed to have.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this movie is actually pretty good for a high school comedy/drama.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >comfy
    I'm... pretty sure this movie is about renegade idiots who think they're "living" on some South Pacific island, but the relationships all fail, the main character cheats with some hag, there's banishment, minimal survival, cult worship and more than half the cast dies.

    Or maybe I'm thinking of a different DiCaprio flick. It had breasts in it. It's why I remember it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No that is the beach (2000)

      Into The Blue is a Paul Walker, Jessica Alba, Josh Brolin flick about some beach bums that find a sunken treasure ship and a crashed airplane full of cocaine

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    shes a godess in this movie, hands down one of the most beautiful women ever

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If she was properly nude with a full frontal scene, it would have been legendary. So close to perfection.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ayo I just watched next with my boy nic cage. grinned all the way through

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    More like coomfy

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me? It's the Transformers movies. I will take this movies 100% over Marvel slop any day. At least Transformers movies are a bit of fun. Marvel garbage puts me to sleep.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the 70's did it better
    > the scene that made Jackie Bisset a star

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She was kidnapped at 15 and discovered tied up in a car trunk and refuses to talk about it

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Alba had a nice brapper

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I thought Rio was earlier than 2011 but posting anyway. Comfy movie.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Happy Feet would fit in this thread much better than that. 2011 was nothing like the mid 2000s

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >MFW the dolphins tried to rape her

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