Oh and hear them bitch about life while getting pissy when you give actual advice? Play the retarded chase game because they're children in adult bodies? How about women take over and do all the hard work since they're so much better.
And yet this place is rightfully mocked and chided to even thought of a regressive place. Meanwhile you're supposed to put up with female children in adult bodies as a sign of health. Imagine if you had to come here to be considered psychologically healthy? Don't bother because you're on the cusp of autism so have dreams of grandiose normality. Now cry about life and it's unfairity while greentexting away to stay abstract and above it all in a merge hope of protecting your ego.
To be entirely fair, hobbies don't make someone a "child". A child is someone who can't take responsibility for themselves or their actions.
I don't care if someone plays with pony toys and megablocks in their free time, as long as they handle their own shit and pull their own weight and don't cause other people problems, they're an adult.
>it was suppose to flip the roles but it doesn't work because men would fucking love that.
Depends on the SMV, really.
If a mediocre, clingy bitch tried to do this, an attractive guy's testicles would shrivel back into his body and suffer from ED for a few days.
If she was mediocre and you didn't want to bed her, you wouldn't be on a date in the first place.
No straight man who's already accepted the date would turn any of that down. He'd just ghost her the next day if she turned out to be clingy or bad in bed.
i don't get it
I think it's a reference to eating ass while having sex
Step-
They’re definitely not Step-
Who is this negro that keeps trying to force a rage bait thread about this mediocre floppy fish comic
Is it really rage bait? Most of the time I just see people laughing at the absurdity while other people larp as twitter and redditfags
This will be the only halfway decent comic posted in this thread. I just know it.
Jim Davis is a far more successful cartoonist than any of the others whose work is posted here so of course
GIWTWM
Stop being horny and talk to women
>talk to women
No.
>talk to women
maybe
Oh and hear them bitch about life while getting pissy when you give actual advice? Play the retarded chase game because they're children in adult bodies? How about women take over and do all the hard work since they're so much better.
>children in adult bodies
>On the board for people who like comics and cartoons
you didn't have to be so harsh.
And yet this place is rightfully mocked and chided to even thought of a regressive place. Meanwhile you're supposed to put up with female children in adult bodies as a sign of health. Imagine if you had to come here to be considered psychologically healthy? Don't bother because you're on the cusp of autism so have dreams of grandiose normality. Now cry about life and it's unfairity while greentexting away to stay abstract and above it all in a merge hope of protecting your ego.
To be entirely fair, hobbies don't make someone a "child". A child is someone who can't take responsibility for themselves or their actions.
I don't care if someone plays with pony toys and megablocks in their free time, as long as they handle their own shit and pull their own weight and don't cause other people problems, they're an adult.
I'm here the whole time. Why don't they come after me?
Not doing both just gets you friendzoned. You gotta let just a bit of horny out to let her know you're into her physically.
Women need to talk to me and buy me things. But the woke right has convinced them they need to be 'submissive'.
Why would you ever suggest something so horrid.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
The only reason to talk to women is being horny.
but anon, if i talk to women, they might want to have sex with me, and sex is icky!
Why do I have a feeling that the original was about the woman demanding sex, and that was supposed to be a dunk on lonely men?
just type Blobby and Friends into the archives and youll find the original it gets posted so many fucking times
The original wasn't a dunk on lonely men, it was suppose to flip the roles but it doesn't work because men would fucking love that.
>it was suppose to flip the roles but it doesn't work because men would fucking love that.
Depends on the SMV, really.
If a mediocre, clingy bitch tried to do this, an attractive guy's testicles would shrivel back into his body and suffer from ED for a few days.
If she was mediocre and you didn't want to bed her, you wouldn't be on a date in the first place.
No straight man who's already accepted the date would turn any of that down. He'd just ghost her the next day if she turned out to be clingy or bad in bed.
>you wouldn't be on a date in the first place
Lol. Lmao, even.
LOL
I bet he's one of those antishippers
The joke is that all the bad shit from the PC are commonly found in every fandom.
this makes no sense, steven the fat sucker fandom is toxic as shit
Needs to be edited into a single increasingly disheveled and unhealthy looking coomjak
This is basically what California does when shit gets fucked. Which is all the time.
No wonder they're a bunch of pretentious wankers.
>They have sex.
>He accuses her of rape a week later and though nothing is proven she's kicked off campus.
In a perfect world maybe.