>porn >have to skip to the good part >good part might not last long enough >you might coom when the camera's focusing on the guy's butt or balls >sex gifs >short, to the point, only the good part >they loop so you know you're gonna coom on something good
reject porn, embrace sex gifs
no one outside of Cinemaphile and video encoding format aficionados know what a webm is, they're unironically stuck with their 256 colours format from the 1980s.
>accidentally leave media sound not muted >browsing porn >loud lewd moaning suddenly fills the house
I honestly prefer still images most of the time. There's no time component to mess with syncing up with the video or whatever.
because he accidentally stumbled onto porn artist twitter once and saw gifs of porn and didn't know how to get back to it so he meant to search twitter for sex gifs
For me, it's the hilarious contrast between his stern-ass face in his profile pic and the thing he says.
Everytime I see the tweet, I can't help but imagine him making that face, staring me dead in the eyes and saying wit stone cold seriousness, "Sex gifs"
so did batman spend time to make cool logo for other superheroes?
He hacked the files from Luthor
BTW as someone who actually reads and respects DC stories (unlike everyone who actually works at DC) it triggers the frick out of me that they kept referring to the JL guys as "Metahumans" when none of them are Metas and most aren't even fricking human.
Holy shit. I read your post and then looked back at the image and realized it spelt “CIA”. My mouth opened akin to that “poggers” meme. Then I read your post again to see what you meant by “4x U” and looked back at the image. My mouth opened again and I excitingly laughed again.
I love baneposting.
he got bailed out by rich friends before he got to jail and she was not sent to jail in the first place cause she was preggers during the sentencing. pretty much all of theranos was seized and some of her assets but she is still a millionaire.
Does anyone have that other twitter post he made referencing the sex gifs one? I forgot what it was about, but I think he said "this is better than sex gifs" or something. Thanks
>oh man i wonder what he's going to do with this new found freedom >draws a bunch of cartoons about trump and republicans being dumb
LOCK HIM AWAY AND THROW AWAY THE KEY
Seeking attention by telling people how much you don't give a frick about what they think is the cringiest thing an adult can do, that's a lesson you should learn in high school, not when you're 60.
I used to fricking love this guy. Saw him come out on a talk show and just stand looking at the audience as they shrieked and bawled at him. He said he was “being present” or something to that effect. You’d think someone who found enlightenment would give up all of the fame and just settle down in peace. But I realize this guy is so hopelessly addicted to attention he would lie about literally anything to remain relevant
When you've reach a dangerous level of freedom you must have a very high networth. Not caring what people think won't give you freedom from working to eat.
Every time I get bad service, every time I get mouth or attitude - every time - I do precisely the same thing. I actually got mentioned in the Shepherd Express about 20 years ago.
Yes actually. Cleaning shit off bathroom stall walls was likely never discussed during the hiring stage and it's outside the responsibilities one would reasonably expect for floorstaff. If they got fired for refusing to to clean that up, they could easily file for workman's comp. Not provided with the proper safety gear for handling human waste. Singled out for a disgusting task. Easy to come up with a valid excuse. Theaters have dedicated cleaning crews for a reason.
Worked at a theater 20 years ago. Never saw vandalism like that, but someone took a big enough shit to clog a toilet and flood the bathroom once. We just put a wet floor sign up and a note on the door it was out of service and left it for the overnight cleaning crew.
janitor here. the bathrooms have drains in the floors. it would take me one second to spray that off with a hose while chuckling
>Worked at a theater 20 years ago. Never saw vandalism like that, but someone took a big enough shit to clog a toilet and flood the bathroom once. We just put a wet floor sign up and a note on the door it was out of service and left it for the overnight cleaning crew.
WTF is wrong with some places? When I worked retail 15 years ago, if anyone smeared shit or blood on anything we'd call in a professional cleaning crew and they'd handle it since its a huge liability for the company to expose employees to bodily functions.
>You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better. I'm an easy target. Yeah, you're right, I talk too much. I also listen too much. I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you...
>I'm not changing >I like me >my wife likes me >my customers like me >because I'm the real article. >what you see is what you get.
Shit bros, I wish I was as strong as him
>Yes, i am fat. And im not good looking. Im just trying to make my way in the world Ophelia. I got bullied at school, and it felt like how you just made me feel now. I hope you find it in your heart to one day consider the feelings of others.
>trying to look cool >worked on walking properly and how to carry one's self >all black, slick attire >shades
but one cup is his undoing and the camera there to capture it all in it's beautiful, singular moment before disaster
>YOU b***h, YOU STUPID FRICKING b***h, HOW WILL I EVER RECOVER FROM THIS? YOU'VE RUINED EVERYTHING, IT'S OVER, WHAT THE FRICK AM I GONNA DO NOW MAN?
and that's how you do it
He probably put those in there as jokes. I mean would he really leave “teen anal”, “mature wo-“, and “son frick st-“ open like that? Was he just oblivious?
Sly's god damn faux Baphomet pose is what always gets me here, combined with the Supreme Gentleman lurking in the background.
Memes aside, I think this is literally a cursed image.
>anon's Asperger's attacks
I said "faux" for a reason. Consider developing your own personality, outside of projecting your insecurities onto presumed Zoomers on the Internet. >this generation
Your grandparents would be ashamed of you, too, Black person-lover.
Nah, there was a recent picture with grown up Pablito. Now he's not just disgusted but bewildered by sick humor of nature. Jannies deleted that thread.
The faked "amateur" ones like dormdare are the best where they're trying to make it look like the guy's hold the camera and suddenly a third arm appears and the camera man is clearly nudging him to hide his third arm
No, it was the motion capture for the first version of the video - the cat wasn't able to do it at first due to schedule conflicts, but after the other project was cancelled he took up the offer and the CG one was never used
One day, I want a movie to do some stupid shit like this and instead of the characters being fine they just die on the spot from the massive internal damage of an explosion and slamming into whatever vehicle they were thrown into
It's funny in such an innocent boomer way. There's nothing to get cancelled over, he's just a pervy old man and it's funny.
Why does he want gifs and not just porn?
That's one of the funny part. It's such non-specific porn, there's nothing there but the fact that he's looking at sex gifs.
lets be real, gifs are better since they already loop the best part
porn ends
You're right, he should have searched Sex Porn
Underrated
Sex Frick always gets the results.
He must be a visual guy. I prefer audio.
so he can post them on Cinemaphile
He probably doesn't know about video
>porn
>have to skip to the good part
>good part might not last long enough
>you might coom when the camera's focusing on the guy's butt or balls
>sex gifs
>short, to the point, only the good part
>they loop so you know you're gonna coom on something good
reject porn, embrace sex gifs
>gifs
>not webms which have arousing sex noises
no one outside of Cinemaphile and video encoding format aficionados know what a webm is, they're unironically stuck with their 256 colours format from the 1980s.
they have mp4s though
plus he was probably on his iphone which wouldn't have supported webm at the time
>video encoding format aficionados
Are webms more optimised than mp4s? Because of this shitty filesize limit I've never seen a difference
mp4 is a generic container webm implies vp8 which is ok and vp9 which is a highly compressed modern encoder
>accidentally leave media sound not muted
>browsing porn
>loud lewd moaning suddenly fills the house
I honestly prefer still images most of the time. There's no time component to mess with syncing up with the video or whatever.
I wear a headset 100% of the time
because he accidentally stumbled onto porn artist twitter once and saw gifs of porn and didn't know how to get back to it so he meant to search twitter for sex gifs
Boomer probably don't want to pay or pirate porn so he only cooms to legally fair use gif snippets
For me, it's the text combined with his profile photo.
for me, it's the tweet he made before it
For me, it's the hilarious contrast between his stern-ass face in his profile pic and the thing he says.
Everytime I see the tweet, I can't help but imagine him making that face, staring me dead in the eyes and saying wit stone cold seriousness,
"Sex gifs"
Goddamn it anon.
For me it's the way he didn't even delete the tweet after 4 years
https://twitter.com/deanjnorris/status/999149383038971904
absolutely based
I hope he was at full mast after the sex gifs
This. People always leave out the half mast tweet but it makes it a million times funnier
soon ai will be good enough to automatically make cool graphics for all of our folders
wind water
comedy central
zapman
alpha
>alpha
lambda*
>square and compass
>one eye
>luke 10:18
>pyramid
so did batman spend time to make cool logo for other superheroes?
Bruce didn't make those. Lex did. Now think about that one for a sec.
>Now think about that one for a sec
But that's exactly the sort of shit Lex would do
Wayne Industries spearheaded the globohomosexual artstyle
He hacked the files from Luthor
BTW as someone who actually reads and respects DC stories (unlike everyone who actually works at DC) it triggers the frick out of me that they kept referring to the JL guys as "Metahumans" when none of them are Metas and most aren't even fricking human.
Superman has always been referred to as metahuman when he's an alien. It just means non magic non tech based powers
>WW
4x U
>C
>I
>A
One of the most masterful Baneposts ever.
Holy shit. I read your post and then looked back at the image and realized it spelt “CIA”. My mouth opened akin to that “poggers” meme. Then I read your post again to see what you meant by “4x U” and looked back at the image. My mouth opened again and I excitingly laughed again.
I love baneposting.
there is nothing in the personnel folder
heh
>The film stops while Wonder Woman watches trailers for Justice League complete with logos for each hero
where is the boys folder?
these two in jail yet
he got bailed out by rich friends before he got to jail and she was not sent to jail in the first place cause she was preggers during the sentencing. pretty much all of theranos was seized and some of her assets but she is still a millionaire.
>get in legal trouble
>get pregnant during the investigation
>get a lesser sentence at the hearing
Its a MAAAA~AAAANS WORLD!
She got knocked up by some billionaire wine-heir so she's back to untouchable status + female in 2020s privilege = won't serve a day in jail
weird how she's like the indian man here
>kindly send tenstacles and pensis plss sir
ok, go to website
Thats blessed
Anyone have screenshots of the replies
Does anyone have that other twitter post he made referencing the sex gifs one? I forgot what it was about, but I think he said "this is better than sex gifs" or something. Thanks
Emmy nom>sex gifs
https://twitter.com/deanjnorris/status/1280205442962976769
.
rip baby sneed
as a person with a deviated septum and bad nasal valves all the way up to the skull, i really envy this guy
this guys sleep apnea score is 0.000000000000
his breakdown is disguising
disguising what?
Truly a horrifc face
>oh man i wonder what he's going to do with this new found freedom
>draws a bunch of cartoons about trump and republicans being dumb
LOCK HIM AWAY AND THROW AWAY THE KEY
found the trumper
in addition to forgetting to greentext your post, you also forgot to attach an image of a soijak
You don't have to look far. They're an overwhelming majority.
>overwhelming majority
>lost the popular vote twice
Majority of morons in the country maybe
isnt he the guy who gave a ton of STDs to some b***h
I can’t wait for him to kill himself
Seeking attention by telling people how much you don't give a frick about what they think is the cringiest thing an adult can do, that's a lesson you should learn in high school, not when you're 60.
>freedom
>being active on social media
no
Member the youtube video he made that he was hitting on Emma Stone I think and then deleted it because it was too creepy? I member
I used to fricking love this guy. Saw him come out on a talk show and just stand looking at the audience as they shrieked and bawled at him. He said he was “being present” or something to that effect. You’d think someone who found enlightenment would give up all of the fame and just settle down in peace. But I realize this guy is so hopelessly addicted to attention he would lie about literally anything to remain relevant
his appearance on Norm Live completely changed my view of him, his ego is out of control. think he took too much lsd and never came back.
When you've reach a dangerous level of freedom you must have a very high networth. Not caring what people think won't give you freedom from working to eat.
Kek.
This shit STILL works in 2022 with the influx of zoomer pedo hunters on youtube, will never not be funny to see just how moronic some people are
Pedophiles are always low IQ mongrels which is why they have to go for children. No one else will frick them for free.
>Pedophiles are always low IQ mongrels
Oy vey, cool it with the antisemitism! You can't just call israelites stupid like that.
t.
>noooo you can't find a girl attactive 1 second before 18, big government told me so!!!!
technically he would get out no charges because if you are a cop and someone asks you if you are one that you are legally required to tell them
>if you are a cop and someone asks you if you are one that you are legally required to tell them
Bull shit
>t. Jeff Stacy
Wrong, since the decoy isnt a cop. Its a civilian from a civilian organization that GIVES information to cops.
that fricking dog, it will never stop being funny
wtf is that dog doing to that lady
Dog
What da dog doin
Das is mane
white girls frick dogs
to this day i don't know if this is an edit or a happy coincidence
YOU JUST KNOW
lmao i knew the dog image but i never knew it came from a fricking picture of drj
It's called job security
>wagies shitdicked yet again
this is everything
Holy shit it's so good not to be a wagie. Do they have zero self respect?
CLEAN IT UP
>nsfw
Jannies nooooooo
>degenerate coprogays make sure to depict their mutilated wieners
lmao
Every time I get bad service, every time I get mouth or attitude - every time - I do precisely the same thing. I actually got mentioned in the Shepherd Express about 20 years ago.
>had to
?
what else was he supposed to do? tell his boss "nooooo i don't want to clean poop"?
he could have sure but he would have been instant fired
I would quit honestly
Yes actually. Cleaning shit off bathroom stall walls was likely never discussed during the hiring stage and it's outside the responsibilities one would reasonably expect for floorstaff. If they got fired for refusing to to clean that up, they could easily file for workman's comp. Not provided with the proper safety gear for handling human waste. Singled out for a disgusting task. Easy to come up with a valid excuse. Theaters have dedicated cleaning crews for a reason.
janitor here. the bathrooms have drains in the floors. it would take me one second to spray that off with a hose while chuckling
So jannies just give themselves repeating digits now huh
hmm very nice
Frick I outed myself didn't i
Heh
>while chuckling
Holy cope
Worked at a theater 20 years ago. Never saw vandalism like that, but someone took a big enough shit to clog a toilet and flood the bathroom once. We just put a wet floor sign up and a note on the door it was out of service and left it for the overnight cleaning crew.
I imagine that's how it's supposed to be handled.
>Worked at a theater 20 years ago. Never saw vandalism like that, but someone took a big enough shit to clog a toilet and flood the bathroom once. We just put a wet floor sign up and a note on the door it was out of service and left it for the overnight cleaning crew.
are you my friend roman
very nice
UH OH JANNY I MADE AN OOPSIE WITH MY POOPSIE
you know that had to feel really good
Turd mogs me
I really wish that was me
WTF is wrong with some places? When I worked retail 15 years ago, if anyone smeared shit or blood on anything we'd call in a professional cleaning crew and they'd handle it since its a huge liability for the company to expose employees to bodily functions.
HEY JANNIES
Isn't that what people pay for?
Watching shit projected on a big wall?
when I worked at goodwill some fricker did this on the stall as well, he literally drew a shit tree
>had to
you can literally refuse to clean that and make your boss do it instead
Frick I wish I had enough money to do stupid shit like this
she should have joined in with her own lightsaber would have been kino
Women are too pitchy to do the lightsaber noises correctly and they know it, it drives them crazy.
he did that for around 20 hours?
Closer to 9 hours
Literally me if I were rich
OP said cursed not blessed
based, stupid roasty can't relax and have a beautiful time
>Gay Wars
I’m with the roastie on that one
my favorite Leo story is the one where he laid back vaping and listening to MGMT on his headphones while some groupie rode him kek
>made me
How did he do it?
The real reason he dumps women past a certain age.
The homieh on the left be blowin out that bussy
Sneedemfeedem
>Sneedemfeedem & and Bane Bigguy linked up! Prune it or delete it?
Suckemfrickem and Feedemseedem linked up!
the smaller one is in jail IIRC
buck it or break it?
Ironic how the manlet has a belt but his pants still sag that low
what kind of fricking name is pooh sheisty
what kind of fricking name is Spotemgottem
I think it might mean "Whenever I spot girls I fancy I always get them"
Can someone please post the Norm edit
>You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better. I'm an easy target. Yeah, you're right, I talk too much. I also listen too much. I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you...
>I'm not changing
>I like me
>my wife likes me
>my customers like me
>because I'm the real article.
>what you see is what you get.
Shit bros, I wish I was as strong as him
>Yes, i am fat. And im not good looking. Im just trying to make my way in the world Ophelia. I got bullied at school, and it felt like how you just made me feel now. I hope you find it in your heart to one day consider the feelings of others.
>*exit stage left*
>I doubt you can find anything in that huge elephant heart of yours
>*gets stuck in the doorway*
>trying to look cool
>worked on walking properly and how to carry one's self
>all black, slick attire
>shades
but one cup is his undoing and the camera there to capture it all in it's beautiful, singular moment before disaster
homie its photoshop
>look cool
he looks like he sniffs bicycle seats to get off
>OH N-
>WELL THE JERK STORE CALLED, THEY'RE RUNNING OUT OF YOU
link me the original you bastards, its been years of seeing this without context.
>YOU b***h, YOU STUPID FRICKING b***h, HOW WILL I EVER RECOVER FROM THIS? YOU'VE RUINED EVERYTHING, IT'S OVER, WHAT THE FRICK AM I GONNA DO NOW MAN?
and that's how you do it
>hey, cool it with the antisemitism would you?
there, it wasn't that hard
>OH N-
a small setback
How did he let that happen?
old boy is slipping
it's not your fault... she's got a tape worm, pierce. it's over
What kinda diet makes a turd like that? Lynchian
Wine.
Yup that's a wine poop.
>t. ex-wino
yeah, it's red wine you can tell from the collected tannins in the poo. she was also dehydrated, possibly hung over
Alcohol.
It sounds like poprocks coming out.
Amber Turd is now part of the american legal system.
oh... heh... hey there hoss
Howdy there ma'am. Now, what say you kindly do the needful and please open bobs and vagene
kino
Qrd?
he liked hitting on and having sex with women so he got cancelled
>..he died
>stroking it
Does anybody have the screenshot of Ray Wise’s browser tabs? That was kino.
right here
lel
>Black Gran
>Mature wo
>son frick st
holy fricking based
He probably put those in there as jokes. I mean would he really leave “teen anal”, “mature wo-“, and “son frick st-“ open like that? Was he just oblivious?
He's 74 there is precisely a 0% chance he did that on purpose
Huh, alright
Boomer
Did you miss the Eichenwald saga?
QRD
>Amai Liu
Jesus, that b***h is hideous.
>Teens Analysis
>Black Granola
>Mature work
>son frick student life
Don't see any problem here.
Wow Bob wow
that wasnt so wise
Leland get ipad
Why was he even posting his screen to begin with. Is this some tweeter feature?
he 100% accidentally attached a file to his tweet with clumsy fingers
bob opened those tabs, leland would never
>Mogged by a granny
We were robbed.
Now which part is cursed? The optical illusion or the boys he fricked into becoming trannies?
When you see it, you'll shit bricks
What's meant to be the horror here, Elliott Rogers in the back, the guy cooming, or rocky squeezing the little girl's neanderthal hand?
He is as above, so belowing.
not even meeting Sly was enough for the Supreme Gentleman
>have connections to the film industry elites
>still can’t get laid
The e-girl can smell his autism
It even looks like they're making eye contact lmao
Sly's god damn faux Baphomet pose is what always gets me here, combined with the Supreme Gentleman lurking in the background.
Memes aside, I think this is literally a cursed image.
>person holds one hand up
>B-BAPHOMET POSE
holy frick, this generation of people that replaces knowledge or personality with conspiracy theories is so fricking tiring.
>anon's Asperger's attacks
I said "faux" for a reason. Consider developing your own personality, outside of projecting your insecurities onto presumed Zoomers on the Internet.
>this generation
Your grandparents would be ashamed of you, too, Black person-lover.
>projecting your insecurities
>Your grandparents would be ashamed of you, too, Black person-lover.
Hmm
The day Baneposting went too far
That was a fun day.
I recognize that gay blowjob
I just imagine some autist screaming while he takes the picture
Excuse me the OP asked for "cursed" not "Blessed"
That took long enough.
Post the sequel.
Nah, there was a recent picture with grown up Pablito. Now he's not just disgusted but bewildered by sick humor of nature. Jannies deleted that thread.
The detail in the reflection!
I'm literally crying bros
i loled so hard, bravo to whoever did the reflection
Quick rundown?
Rich white woman's immigrant child slave expresses disgust at her with his expression
I swear this single photo ruined her career
her adult body/face ruined her career.
Sure, but this was the pic that really showed how bad things were
The copypasta for this was one of the Cinemaphile greats
>cursed
QRD?
anon wants to suck futa penis
this
pound my butthole mommy
Would
God damn if that’s not the funniest shit every time I see it
The faked "amateur" ones like dormdare are the best where they're trying to make it look like the guy's hold the camera and suddenly a third arm appears and the camera man is clearly nudging him to hide his third arm
tom hanks?
dog
dogg
Fake
Wtf it wasn't real???
delete///
Is this fake???
No, it was the motion capture for the first version of the video - the cat wasn't able to do it at first due to schedule conflicts, but after the other project was cancelled he took up the offer and the CG one was never used
Ah that makes sense. Thanks for sharing
Kek I knew someone would post this
jokes aside, how did they get away with such a tasteless publicity stunt?
They're women with a israeli hollywood studio backing them up. They can get away with anything they want.
Can't forget the video with it
fricking spawncampers
bimbopilled
>el pistolera
>when the instagram filter flickers off
looking like Nicola Sturgeon here
Jesus Christ every single time
>what a vegan diet does to you
Making any woman stand next to Hendricks is just being cruel
waitress btfo
christina literally beaming her killing intent directly into pigface
It still on tweeter
https://twitter.com/deanjnorris/status/999149383038971904
:'(
>groveling to hollywood execs
I could have fixed her
hulk gotta brap superbad!
based gifs
what the frick, you homosexuals showed me she didn't have braces
One day, I want a movie to do some stupid shit like this and instead of the characters being fine they just die on the spot from the massive internal damage of an explosion and slamming into whatever vehicle they were thrown into