>lol I'm just a regular girl like anyone else! >Who happened to spread her butthole for half of Hollywood!
She also definitely fricked Aronofsky for that one role and possibly that X-Men director who wasn't Bryan Singer.
Remember when the Academy was wanking over how great Meryl Streep was a few years ago and then they were wanking over JLaw claiming she was the new Meryl Streep?
Two of the most overrated actresses ever. Especially Meryl.
All of them are pretty exceptional in my humble opinion
2 years ago
Anonymous
>sexiest woman ever >perfect body even after hollywood induced weight loss >one of the most beautiful women ever, uniquely so, legit 11/10
2 years ago
Anonymous
All of them are pretty exceptional in my humble opinion
She unironically belongs ITT tho. After Lucy and GitS Black Widow was her last shot. Three attempts, three flops, whatever it is she hasn't got it.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I dont give a shit about her career
2 years ago
Anonymous
She was great in Jojo Rabbit and that was only a few years ago
>sexiest woman ever >perfect body even after hollywood induced weight loss >one of the most beautiful women ever, uniquely so, legit 11/10
11/10 somehow still feels like too low a score
2 years ago
Anonymous
she was in marriage story too.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I just wanna run my nose thru that like a swipe card
2 years ago
Anonymous
I’ve heard good things about it but have not watched it myself
2 years ago
Anonymous
the last movie I saw was Peter Jackson's king Kong. just kept playing it over and over again while I was online or working out or whatever. after about two weeks, I'm sure I saw it all.
it was pretty good
2 years ago
Anonymous
forgot pic of scarjo
2 years ago
Anonymous
ive seen that movie one time when I was like 6 so I don’t remember a single thing about it
2 years ago
Anonymous
yeah, I dont see many movies. dont think I've seen one w/ scarjo in it
2 years ago
Anonymous
Give Jojo Rabbit a watch, she’s a cute German mom in that one
2 years ago
Anonymous
yeah, I dont see many movies. dont think I've seen one w/ scarjo in it
She's a bawd for white guys. Her husband is like the most traditional "chad" white guy. I think he's James Franco's brother but more handsome and less talented
I want you to know that your post is the first correct usage of the subjunctive I've seen in months, even amongst native speakers and people who speak for a living.
>CARA'S CAREER IS DEAD! >CAREER
It was closer to a passion project being funded by her exceptionally rich parents than a career. If budgeted the parental expenses to keep getting her roles against her earnings I'm pretty sure the whole thing was firmly in the red. Even if you count her time modeling and other related marketing payouts I doubt she made really any money.
Hey now she had her own narcissistic documentary special, if that's not the mark of an A list celebrity what is?
>The It-girl and model whose stunning looks have made heads turn around the world, Cara Delevingne is unquestionably a public icon. Sit back and enjoy the sexy ride and journey into all things Cara in the new documentary THE CARA PROJECT.
I wonder what you look like caught in midstride in a bikini on a cloudy day after a night of binge drinking, cocaine, and unprotected sex with your head tilted down and your mouth hanging open
Hoooooly shit, I feel like I just remembered an entire summer. I wrote in from an ad in a magazine to get a signed postcard and cassette single of Tight Pants.
no way, sons. she's too skinny, kind of a manjaw, and kind of too tall/stringy for me. Just my opinion. She's not ugly, of course, but I would've thunk she'd be way hotter.
>be part of sex cult and become second in command to the leader >help him convert women into willing sex slave that want to be branded by him >when money runs out drama ensues
dang.
I dont feel like Ezra was shoved in our faces from an acting standpoint it's always just old school celeb tabloid antics shit
Timothy and Holland on the other hand are on the ridiculous side
Ezra at least looks like a leading man
Tom just looks like a kid and cant really lead as an adult character
and Timothy just plays the guy from Ladybird in every role
Her face was never her strong suit that's for sure, especially on Gotham which had a not insignificant amount of beautiful women on it. Good ass when she was fit, though. Sad to see her get fat and sloppy.
She was the young Catwoman in Gotham. She was hired because she was a dancer and gymnast. Then between the fourth and fifth seasons she suddenly obviously gained a load of weight, then after the show ended got herself emancipated from her parents who were apparently abusive stage mom types, shaved her head and got really fat.
Oh shit yeah, I forgot about that
She's set for a while then. That show will last for ages unless Amazon goes the way of Netflix and cancels all their animated shit
2 years ago
Anonymous
It’s confirmed for 3 seasons and it only gets better. 8-9 honestly seems pretty likely so she’ll be set for a good while :3
2 years ago
Anonymous
why her lower limb is hairy? I don not understand, anons. Help me.
I think she just does small stuff. Even when community was big, she was doing films that Wikipedia claims grossed in the mid 4 figure range. Idk how much they would've paid her for those, and non are reviewed very well.
Either she loves small projects or has a really terrible agent.
>marries prime Alison Brie in the show >marries prime Alexis Bledel irl >both are brunettes with perfect big blue eyes#
What exactly did he mean by this?
2 years ago
Anonymous
Don ended up being such a loser compared to based Pete
2 years ago
Anonymous
That's the point, when Pete eventually realises he needs to stop trying to be like Don and just bee himself 🙂 he instantly wins
there were widely used programs a few years ago which were all swept under the rug. one had a japanese sounding name i can't recall at the moment. obviously the reface app before the devs shut that shit down because of pedos.
the training algs are a c**t to train and require a headache worthy amount of processing power that more or less means you have to dedicate a computer to it.
2 years ago
Anonymous
a computer isn't so much
check out mr deepfakes if you haven't d00d, the shit they are able to do today with this technology is amazing.
I don't care what homosexual like you thinks about normal relationships.
2 years ago
Anonymous
princess Leia having a sexual relationship with jabba the driver is not normal
2 years ago
Anonymous
Hilarious considering how Adam Driver said if he could play any other character he would like to be Jabba because of >eating grapes >all the naked slaves dancing
was her last movie the abortion will ferrell was in where he goes to prison?
Ez
she could save it if she made a tell-all about how Hollywood really works and name names and admit what happened with harvey but she won’t
She is living the life every American roastie wishes she could have.
I remember when she was in practically every new movie and her face plastered everywhere
dark times
It was weinstein career.not her
>loses the sustaining power of licking HArveys butthole
>loses her career
weird innit
I remember when her butthole was plastered everywhere
good times
when they tried to focus a whole xmen franchise on fricking mystique
>lol I'm just a regular girl like anyone else!
>Who happened to spread her butthole for half of Hollywood!
She also definitely fricked Aronofsky for that one role and possibly that X-Men director who wasn't Bryan Singer.
Was always a plain jane average b***h with ok breasts
She was just in a massive movie with leonardo dicaprio and jonah hill, nice try though
It was her first film in two years, and all her films since like 2016 have been flops and bombs.
it was a Netflix movie
Cute pink pussy and nice breasts.
Remember when the Academy was wanking over how great Meryl Streep was a few years ago and then they were wanking over JLaw claiming she was the new Meryl Streep?
Two of the most overrated actresses ever. Especially Meryl.
Actually her career is doing better than 90% of hollywood women. Pic related
literally I never understood what people find beautiful about her. She has the most boring plane jane face of cinema
She's just comfy, it's that simple
Never understood the appeal. Her lower body was alright but she had the attractiveness of a potato farmer’s least homely daughter.
LEGS
what vixen scene is this
It would be on Slayed.com today.
so sick that they did this for us (/tv/)
Resurrected dicks
Women are just so fricking moronic
holy shit. women are absolute degenerates.
The funny thing about women is that they mean well with these kinds of gestures. Amazing creatures to retain their childlike innocence
cute
WTF is war really like this?
ye.
hey anon, w-wanna go to war? haha, i'm only joking...
unless... ?
my penis in the middle when they seek refuge
Arent they both doing Netflix shows?
Netflix is where careers go to die
I think alot of the actors from community do Netflix now. Alison & Gillian have shows. Joel McHale did that tiger king thing too.
Unfortunately for everyone except Chevy Chase and Donald Glover, nothing they do will ever be as popular as Community. It's a shame really
>Joel McHale did that tiger king thing too.
He also did a Netflix version of The Soup that got canceled after one season.
Both their shows got canceled several years ago.
she was just in fear street and glow only got cancelled during the pandemic
God, Britta is so hot
Brie has the most succulent FEET in all showbiz
Scarjo says otherwise
Based Scarjo Truth acknowledger
They are the path to enlightenment
Shes GOAT. jannies will nuke this thread now. shes too powerful
I will post until the very end.
Her pinky toe is sublime.
All of them are pretty exceptional in my humble opinion
>sexiest woman ever
>perfect body even after hollywood induced weight loss
>one of the most beautiful women ever, uniquely so, legit 11/10
She unironically belongs ITT tho. After Lucy and GitS Black Widow was her last shot. Three attempts, three flops, whatever it is she hasn't got it.
I dont give a shit about her career
She was great in Jojo Rabbit and that was only a few years ago
11/10 somehow still feels like too low a score
she was in marriage story too.
I just wanna run my nose thru that like a swipe card
I’ve heard good things about it but have not watched it myself
the last movie I saw was Peter Jackson's king Kong. just kept playing it over and over again while I was online or working out or whatever. after about two weeks, I'm sure I saw it all.
it was pretty good
forgot pic of scarjo
ive seen that movie one time when I was like 6 so I don’t remember a single thing about it
yeah, I dont see many movies. dont think I've seen one w/ scarjo in it
Give Jojo Rabbit a watch, she’s a cute German mom in that one
Lost in Translation was good too
I’ll have to give that one a watch too
based
Doesn't she always show them off, too? I remember seeing an interview where she supposedly referenced footgays by name before taking her shoes off
yes, both Alison and to a lesser extent Gilly are pro footgay
she shows them on 2 different night talk shows which is weird because pre filming she had to talk with them and say i wanna show my feet
Not even into feet, but it's sexy that she's willing to play along with people's fetish instead of getting pissed at it like the AT&T chick.
What a bawd
fricking based joey egging her on
he was a good friend
Foot gays gave an alternative for women to show boobs and vagene in public without doing anything obscene. More power to women, soi bois.
get a real fetish boomer
too long and too bony
t. le warm meal guy
too soon
Like, frick you.
piece of shit
Bloody bastard b***h
what ever happened to her?
Glowies got her anon
that wigger killed her
She'd have been a perfect Harley Quinn.
Why are trannies like this?
Damn.
Underrated.
Saved
Whoever made those pictures should be tortured to death. The lighting makes them look like fricking mannequins. Why would anyone do that?
I've never seen a mannequin with realistic blemishes
>realistic blemishes
I don't see those on Gillian and Brie's airbrushed faces either.
look at their breasts homo
It's the Blacked lighting/filtering style.
Gay
do magazines still do these kinds of photoshoots with hot tv show actresses or is it considered toxic patriarchy or whatever
Ironically they did this because Dan Harmon didnt want to sexualize them too much on community.
if you watch the show, the skin is all male
Unlucky for us they weren't young boys. Harmon would've had no problem showing skin in that case
If i convert to Judaism, would I have a chance?
She's a bawd for white guys. Her husband is like the most traditional "chad" white guy. I think he's James Franco's brother but more handsome and less talented
>Dave Franco
>James Franco
>white
>chad
lol
The Franco brothers are beta Talentless hacks. She married him for the israelite connection
https://www.celebheights.com/s/Dave-Franco-47847.html
there's hope bros
???
STOP FRICKING REMINDING ME THAT SHE MARRIED A FRICKING FRANCO
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
bro
Fat brie was kino
Is it possible for israeli women to be GOY'd into submission? Cucking the chosen might be a good way to fight back.
no, that makes your kids israeli. they thought of everything
Can't be dead when I jerk off to Alison every week
Gillian is doing something popular right now, remind me again what it is.
Nice frick up moron.
God I wish that were real.
I want you to know that your post is the first correct usage of the subjunctive I've seen in months, even amongst native speakers and people who speak for a living.
I mean just look at the guy below you
based anon
God I wish she really was going nude in movies
Did Disney draw the green lines? Totally unnecessary, there goes Disney fricking everything up AGAIN
RIP(enis)
Don't joke like this about a woman of color
why? WHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!
Remember what they took from you
wtf is going on here
Is that THE Nikki Blonsky from hairspray?
The one and only
thought it was jason alexander in the thumbnail. in a wig of course.
I think she gave me a haircut last week.
CARA'S CAREER IS DEAD!
>CARA'S CAREER IS DEAD!
>CAREER
It was closer to a passion project being funded by her exceptionally rich parents than a career. If budgeted the parental expenses to keep getting her roles against her earnings I'm pretty sure the whole thing was firmly in the red. Even if you count her time modeling and other related marketing payouts I doubt she made really any money.
Hey now she had her own narcissistic documentary special, if that's not the mark of an A list celebrity what is?
>The It-girl and model whose stunning looks have made heads turn around the world, Cara Delevingne is unquestionably a public icon. Sit back and enjoy the sexy ride and journey into all things Cara in the new documentary THE CARA PROJECT.
All areas access eh? How about the nearest emergency exit?
yikes
Why is Ben Shapiro in drag?
Checked.
thanks for ruining her for me
Oh no that ugly girl might be ruined.
morphing into Mr Bean
cara was cute
No she wasn't
I wonder what you look like caught in midstride in a bikini on a cloudy day after a night of binge drinking, cocaine, and unprotected sex with your head tilted down and your mouth hanging open
You'll wonder your whole life cuz I've never done that and never will. Your own fault for abusing your body.
Did her parents ran out of money or something?
God no, cara just wanted to have been a movie star, and now she has.
Isn’t she a full time model?
Full time Dyke. That limits israeli casting sessions
Shut your God d*mn mouth
whos this?
Why won't Gillian Jacobs marry me? 🙁
because she's an even bigger roastie than alison
You shut your prostitute mouth
>almost 40
>no husband, no kids
Yep, she's a roastie
Even Alison the college nudist got a husband
>>no husbands
she's saving herself for me
gibs khazar mommy milkers
an actual neo nazi now lol
her whole career was being some bimbo on a dating show
just racially confused
I thought that was Deep Roy from the thumbnail
She'll pop up in a Trek show/movie, mark my words
I don't know what that is but someone has to kill it with fire and then drop the remains into an active volcano
this is a deep cut, if you're old enough to remember.
Who this?
Hoooooly shit, I feel like I just remembered an entire summer. I wrote in from an ad in a magazine to get a signed postcard and cassette single of Tight Pants.
>your career when you brought down the zog machine, israelite by israelite by israelite.
le fat frick who took steroids and lost weight OMG SO INSPRISHONAL
too bad she turned into this average toth. I thought she'd grow up a lot cuter
???
She's beautiful as hell
She grew up much better than the average child actress, she basically looks the same but more mature.
no way, sons. she's too skinny, kind of a manjaw, and kind of too tall/stringy for me. Just my opinion. She's not ugly, of course, but I would've thunk she'd be way hotter.
Well that was an astonishingly homosexual post
You sound like you're describing Bella Thorne more than you're describing Ryan Newman
>too tall
she's 5'4 lol
Shame she's more or less retired from acting
who
looks like every single instathot ever
>be part of sex cult and become second in command to the leader
>help him convert women into willing sex slave that want to be branded by him
>when money runs out drama ensues
dang.
Every one of those prostitutes that autists used to spam here around 2012-2014
Most new male lead they try to shove in our face the last decade or so.Age between 18-25,none of them have a career .
Ill even include memealet and spoderman holland.
I dont feel like Ezra was shoved in our faces from an acting standpoint it's always just old school celeb tabloid antics shit
Timothy and Holland on the other hand are on the ridiculous side
Ezra at least looks like a leading man
Tom just looks like a kid and cant really lead as an adult character
and Timothy just plays the guy from Ladybird in every role
Sad
b***h is gonna be a wreck less than 10 years from now
fricking Kes from voyager 2.0
Less?
Wild to see her go from fit kid to fat adult, she must have had some home life
whatever this picture is……i dont like it man
holy shit she's ugly
Her face was never her strong suit that's for sure, especially on Gotham which had a not insignificant amount of beautiful women on it. Good ass when she was fit, though. Sad to see her get fat and sloppy.
>get fat and sloppy
She went full Jennifer Lien.
Is this someone we should recognize?
She was the young Catwoman in Gotham. She was hired because she was a dancer and gymnast. Then between the fourth and fifth seasons she suddenly obviously gained a load of weight, then after the show ended got herself emancipated from her parents who were apparently abusive stage mom types, shaved her head and got really fat.
what a stupid b***h (woman)
Wait, this is Carmen right? She got fat & pozzed.
ew wtf is that
fricking gore posters
b***h has seafood on her head
this is NOT ok
Bette Davis?
>kills the night king
>becomes him a couple years later
looks like what i dropped in the toilet this morning. i need to see a doctor
The shitty main actress from Magic Mike who was conveniently the daughter of the CCO of Disney
I want to cum in them.
yes she was
Stop posting pics of Ben Shapiro.
What do you mean???
it doesnt pay anything
Surely, no one would do all that hard, tiresome, gruesome, work for nada, right???
Gilly>>>
lol
Better version
Based and Gillypilled
She always has and always will be the better one
Truth
I just wish her career wasn't kinda dead though, she deserves better things
She’s great as Eve in Invincible. That shows pretty much guaranteed for multiple seasons and majority of people enjoy it. I’d say she’s doing okay
Oh shit yeah, I forgot about that
She's set for a while then. That show will last for ages unless Amazon goes the way of Netflix and cancels all their animated shit
It’s confirmed for 3 seasons and it only gets better. 8-9 honestly seems pretty likely so she’ll be set for a good while :3
why her lower limb is hairy? I don not understand, anons. Help me.
For attracting mates
I demand moar gilly feets
Well, since you asked
I miss Craig so much
>doesn't care
>virtue signals
heh
those are some beautiful FEET
I think she just does small stuff. Even when community was big, she was doing films that Wikipedia claims grossed in the mid 4 figure range. Idk how much they would've paid her for those, and non are reviewed very well.
Either she loves small projects or has a really terrible agent.
weird though that alison is prettier, more charismatic and successful
>ITT: Dead careers
why hello there
What happened?
baby
Who is this? Charlotte Stokely and Whitney Wright?
Pretty much all of the up and coming actresses on this cover have bombed.
Is that a cursed image?
Alexis Bledel has a good career at least, plus she's married to Pete from Mad Men
>Pete from Mad Men
unfortunate
Pete won, anon
>goes for blue eyed, dark haired girls
based
and balding foreheads
>marries prime Alison Brie in the show
>marries prime Alexis Bledel irl
>both are brunettes with perfect big blue eyes#
What exactly did he mean by this?
Don ended up being such a loser compared to based Pete
That's the point, when Pete eventually realises he needs to stop trying to be like Don and just bee himself 🙂 he instantly wins
It hurts to look at.
she'll never get another role again
Is that the bald headed stranger things girl?
she’s so cute tho
I can see her getting cast in the titanic remake as old rose
gillian is a working actress. she was in "Minx" recently
That image is flipped.
man if moot were still around I bet we would have a dedicated celebrity deepfake board by now
Why didn't Gillian make it big? She was so cute alongside Adam Driver in Girls. I wish there was a romcom with them as well.
Have you ever fallen in love with a person that doesn't exist?
>add Alison
>greatly improve Gilly pic
based
that's a young rena sofer
I told you this city would eat you alive.
>The perfect woman doesn't exi...
Curious how the other version looked
I remember how fun these were
You guys should check out the hybridized deepfake pr0n people are making. Its truly something else.
i honestly can't wait until the program reaches mainstream. tired of chasing down janky githubs before they get shut down by glowies.
Which program are you referring to in particular? I think a lot of the big time deepfakers have their own training algs
there were widely used programs a few years ago which were all swept under the rug. one had a japanese sounding name i can't recall at the moment. obviously the reface app before the devs shut that shit down because of pedos.
the training algs are a c**t to train and require a headache worthy amount of processing power that more or less means you have to dedicate a computer to it.
a computer isn't so much
check out mr deepfakes if you haven't d00d, the shit they are able to do today with this technology is amazing.
Same, the idea alone sounds godly, but someone needs to keep it without losing it.
two uggos make a beaut????
The Brie face just pollutes the already-perfect Gilly face
Almost looks like Gillian Anderson.
love the disney eyes
Lovely
Gillian is still way cuter. Now do one with Adam Driver
jesus kek
Just do it.
too ugly, find someone else
You don't get it. They were the cutest in Girls
ewww
When he snuggled her boobies and said he loved seeing her boobs bounce. They are perfect for each other.
>old-looking zoomer telling older small-breasted woman he loves seeing her booblets bounce
is this what Cinemaphile watches now?
Both of them are millenials. It was one of the best televisions at the time. God how I miss it.
weird that she looks like a Gen Xer and he looks like an old zoomie
She still looks youthful, her bonestructure is beautiful
Lucky trips of truth
Thank you, now do her baby with Adam Driver
that's disgusting
I don't care what homosexual like you thinks about normal relationships.
princess Leia having a sexual relationship with jabba the driver is not normal
Hilarious considering how Adam Driver said if he could play any other character he would like to be Jabba because of
>eating grapes
>all the naked slaves dancing
I don't get the zoomer obsession with Adam Driver.
Is that a porn?
aaaaarrrgggghhhh
After Logan all she got was some unpopular tv show
I can't believe nooone has posted this puta yet.
P
I think I remember her from somewhere but I really don't. Where has she played