Imagine being an incel gentleman supreme for fricking repeating integers. >Im a funny guy! I can make epic posts! why won't the number gods acknowledge me?
lmfao!
all successful relationships require effort and compromise. if you're with someone who doesn't have to try, then they are with you out of convenience and coincidence. Hopefully, you're wrong so that when shit goes wrong in life for you two, they'll actually put in effort to keep the relationship
>all successful relationships require effort and compromise
So why doesn't the woman have to put any effort in or compromise?
2 years ago
Anonymous
Because she's a woman. Sigh this discussion is going in circles.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Nope, not playing by your rules.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Because she's using you to Monkey Branch to the next guy. You just don't realize it yet.
Or you're a spineless pushover, who bends over backwards to please her, while asking for nothing in return.
Or she's a he.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Stop Being sexist and transphobic
2 years ago
Anonymous
I only told the truth.
2 years ago
Anonymous
you realise that's a false dichotomy, right? she doesn't have to stay with him because he's trying.
But her parting insistence that the right person doesnt have to try at all is bullshit.
Just because he's trying doesn't mean he's actually doing it. Why stay with someone who has to fake who they are?
You mean woman. Average woman.
Women are pathetic scum
I have yet to see otherwise
Mass reply, but frick that. People on this horrid website lack the basic sense of self worth. Years of the loneliness have twisted you into pathetic shells of men believing desperately that the women are some mythical succubi, that exist only to drain you. Let me tell you stuff that I've learned from both my parents, friends and past girlfriends: >You are worthy of love. You can have your own boundaries. As long as you don't go overboard into the delusions, you deserve to have your own standards. Beggars can't be choosers my ass. >Lust is the mind killer. Sex can numb yout to other person's horrible personality for a long, long time. If the only thing you get from her is her vag, you aren't her partner, but her frickbuddy. >Fortune favours the bold and thick skinned. Try and fail and try again. What do you have to loose but your loneliness? >There are cute nerdy girls out there and there are sexy chicks that don't mind learning more about your nerdy hobbies. >You aren't compelled to stay in the failed/toxic/abusive relationship. You may fear the loneliness, you may fear the rejectio, you may fear how others will react, but none of these things will hurt you as much as staying in your own man made hell. >If she gives you an unacceptable ultimatum, make the right choice and leave her. >You aren't bound to be the sole breadwinner for girl who doesn't put in effort. >If she isn't putting in any effort into relationship, she's not worth it. Sex doesn't cout. >If she's not willing to support you emotionally, why bother? If she belittles you or some shit, you should cut her out like the malign tumor she is.
Peace bros, we all gonna make it!
2 years ago
Anonymous
Got the digits of truth.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I still think that hitting children is a tool (not the most used nor the first one on the toolkit) because of how damn traumatizing it is. And the little shits need to be traumatized it's the only way they will learn gonsarnit!
2 years ago
Anonymous
I think the results speak for themselves.
Anyone who's against physical punishment in all cases turned out to be a massive, worthless homosexual.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>And the little shits need to be traumatized it's the only way they will learn gonsarnit!
Even if the trauma makes the child less functional?
2 years ago
Anonymous
Making them learn good lessons makes them more functional, not less.
2 years ago
Anonymous
What if it inflicting trauma makes your kid spas out over the tiniest mistakes?
2 years ago
Anonymous
Then your parents should have thrown you off a cliff and started over with a non-defective human being.
2 years ago
Anonymous
And your parents should have beaten you to death and started over with an actual human being.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Teaching children the proper application of force is a basic responsibility of raising children, your parents failing to do so is why you turned out to be a cum guzzling troony.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Teaching children the proper application of force is a basic responsibility of raising children
Yeah and that application is never excessive. Never.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Making them learn good lessons makes them more functional, not less.
Then your parents should have thrown you off a cliff and started over with a non-defective human being.
Sounds like someone didn't get beat enough, because you sound like a massive homosexual lol
2 years ago
Anonymous
Making them learn good lessons makes them more functional, not less.
Then your parents should have thrown you off a cliff and started over with a non-defective human being.
Teaching children the proper application of force is a basic responsibility of raising children, your parents failing to do so is why you turned out to be a cum guzzling troony.
Spoken like someone who's never been beaten before by their parents. Nobody who's actually been beat as a kid would speak so fondly of it as an essential and necessary tool for shaping them as a decent human being, you soft homosexual. Never have kids.
2 years ago
Anonymous
*especially as an essential and necessary tool
2 years ago
Anonymous
There is a moment in the life of every child whose been raised with the belt when they figure out their parents are blowing off steam while they are trying to discipline them.
2 years ago
Anonymous
That would be an improper use of force, which is just as bad not punishing them when they deserve it.
2 years ago
Anonymous
There is a moment in the life of every child whose been raised with the belt when they figure out their parents are blowing off steam while they are trying to discipline them.
Lmao, when I was a kid my dad spanked the hell out of me when he caught me trying to stick a metal pole up into an empty lightbulb socket. It's not the act of punishment itself that's the problem, it's the people administering it. Sure your parents might just be shitty people, but even if that's true chances are you're still imagining them to be far crueler than they actually were.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Many of those children grow up and beat the parent in turn. Parent then just stays quiet about it out of humiliation. It's pretty funny.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>but a child should not inherently be afraid of the presence or presumed presence of their parent
Now you're telling me.
You've never been in a relationship before. No one is perfect, everyone has to try. Everyone.
If you think otherwise, then you're a pushover willing to take any amount of shit and abuse.
>you'll get bitter and become an armchair psychologist
You aren't making sense. If you want to play this game: The guy is "narcissistic" for thinking telling people you're trying should be enough and he is owed her love. You're pointless.
That's certainly the simp answer.
Not the true answer though.
You didn't touch on her and her flaws, which is why I can tell you've never dated.
Women are way more flawed than guys, not for any other reason than they just never needed to improve.
Starting a new relationship is like teaching her how to function as an adult. >none of my other boyfriends ever made me do any of this.
No shit, that's why you're not with them anymore.
It doesn't matter who you think is more flawed, the comic could be about two dudes and if one rejects the other saying "the right one doesn't have to try" and I'd be telling you the same thing. You likely wouldn't call anyone a narcissist because you're making it clear you just don't like women.
Trying until you wear someone down is simping.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I don't like women? No, I live for women, you moron.
We're not talking about them. We're talking about your inability to parse a biased comic pushing a false narrative.
You're simping so hard right now, for a 2d drawing. It, nor the creator will sleep with you.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Are you schizophrenic? You were talking about women:
>You didn't touch on her and her flaws, which is why I can tell you've never dated. >Women are way more flawed than guys,
The narrative is just that it's okay to draw a line with people who saying they're trying. Anyone can try for anyone, that doesn't mean that you owe everyone who tries your hand in marriage.
I'm not even fat, I'm just not fit. But thats enough for some fricking reason. Not gonna quit my job just to have time for that shit, also getting fit doesn't make me money.
>Not gonna quit my job just to have time for that shit, also getting fit doesn't make me money.
It literally takes 20 min a day and cutting back on shitty food.
Getting fit turns you into a right wing extremist.
2 years ago
Anonymous
The weak fear the strong
2 years ago
Anonymous
nah, it's definitely more likely to make you narcissistic though as you get more obsessed with yourself. this in turn lowers empathy.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>nah, it's definitely more likely to make you narcissistic though as you get more obsessed with yourself. this in turn lowers empathy.
2 years ago
Anonymous
You raise an interesting point. I've wondered why so many muscleheads seem to lack basic human empathy
2 years ago
Anonymous
All gymbros are nicer and more helpful than you are.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Why do people still get their social education out of exaggerated 90s cartoons made by frustrated nerds? Muscleheads are not more dickish than other people, proportionally speaking, and some of the meatheads I know are the nicest people because they are all about "that self-improvement, bro".
2 years ago
Anonymous
Pretty much this. We have this one guy at the office who's buff and tall, but super friendly and practically everyone likes him.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>a man of pride, achievement and self worth >doesn’t let a b***h rollover him >right wing extremist
>Not gonna quit my job just to have time for that shit, also getting fit doesn't make me money.
It literally takes 20 min a day and cutting back on shitty food.
>20 minutes a day
Lol, what scam routine are you on?
And even if it did take 20 minutes, just the act of going back and from the gym is already 50% of that.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>paying to lift
ngmi
2 years ago
Anonymous
What am i gonna lift, homosexual? My massive wiener into your mouth?
2 years ago
Anonymous
lmao this homie's so poor that he doesn't own anything heavy.
Anon with a busy job who used to be out of shape here.
Getting in shape was one of the best decisions I’ve ever made. If gave me a confidence and a sense of achievement I didn’t have before.
You don’t even need to workout for hours. I have a pull-up bar, some gym rings, and some resistance bands. Look up “Density Training”.
They're just trying to help you realise your potential, anon. Only women are allowed to be fat landwhales and get away with it. Do you really want to be like them?
Yeah, wish the dude was less crazy political with shit, or at least took political shit to a funny place, like Biden sucking the blackness out of someone who wouldn't vote for him.
I think that maybe the joke is that the caveman hit the woman, not everything is a pop culture joke
2 years ago
Anonymous
How is that a joke?
2 years ago
Anonymous
BUT DURING THE STONE AGE
2 years ago
Anonymous
The joke is that the caveman acts like a feral savage, but in the last panel, he's depicted as living a mundane contemporary home life with a wife and children, which contrasts sharply with his behavior in the earlier panels.
The joke is that you believe that humans were ever so independent. We were always social creatures, even as cavemen. Also cavewomen wouldn't be the beauties shown in the comic.
I guess contrast???
All the "how your parents met" stories are usually very romantic and cheesy, but during Stone Age it was the opposite
That's my guess
this is funnier; but it'd be more realistic if the baby popped out and build a wall between himself other illegals like his parents. Cause that's a very common thing, for the children of illegals to be very anti-immigration. They see new illegals bringing competition for their own jobs, much more than for anyone elses' job; bringing crime into their barrio, much more than into anyone elses' neighborhood.
All of that is real. You can't just destabilize your country with unrestricted illegal immigration, it never works out. A nation is only as secure as its borders. When the American government collapses and Caesarism takes hold, immigration will be squashed for at least 20 years while the nation calcifies again.
/misc/ is probably consistently the funniest board on Cinemaphile just for the sheer volume of absurd shit that comes off that place. /misc/ is probably the funniest board on the funniest site on the internet.
Azumanga Daioh inflation porn
no joke Also that one about him white knighting for a cosplayer based on a true story about a hot Powergirl cosplayer having pictures taken by her BF
It's the very end of Jack of Fables. It REALLY went to shit towards the middle and end, with that page really just being a "oh you thought you were getting an ending to redeem the drawn-out boring story? Lol no everyone just dies" from the writers. It works much better standing on its own because you don't have to slog through twenty issues of setting up the joke.
2 years ago
Anonymous
thanks a lot!
i've heard a lot about almost all of fables wasted potential. damn.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Fables at least is solid up until they beat the emperor which is quite a lot of issues, and even after that you've got some good storylines in-between the bad. Jack of Fables started sucking FAST because they had no fricking clue what to do with him. Like, at the time you could read webcomics that handled pacing and story slightly better or at the same level. He's THE Jack from all the stories that involve a Jack and yet they couldn't think of enough interesting shit to do with him and had to make up a bunch of other shit.
2 years ago
Anonymous
For me it was the moment they went to war with the flying boat thing.
Everything after that just felt like the writer just coulnt give a single frick.
>The right one doesnt have to try.
You THINK they don't, but they do. Every single stupid meaningless fight, they try. Every single change to cheat and not doing so, they do. Every single time they have to put your needs before theirs, they do.
You don't see it because you're a sociopath and think perfect relationships exist
You can try or you can settle. No shame in settling, but lol @ people that think the natural state of courting is effortless. I mean it kind of is for women but you get my point.
>I mean it kind of is for women
Absolutely not, women get completely ignored if they don't look like an instagram model. Internet comics would have you think every girl gets catcalled but they're wrong.
>Instagram comics
No Anon I'm from a big and largely female family, you do not need to be a 10/10. Women can find a partner easily, they just can't find their ideal partner easily. Men cannot find partners, in general, as easily as women can, because men can't settle the same way women can.
>Pablo is a normal guy except he can see 30 minutes into the future. >CHESS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP FINALS; PABLO VS KASPAROV >... >BEGIN! >"Frick you, Kasparov!"
This was surprisingly hard to find when I went looking for it online a month or so ago when I thought it'd fit in a thread. From how often I've seen it on here I always figured it was a well-known playboy comic but no matter how many different ways I searched for "playboy uncle sam indian comic" it wouldn't deliver.
Found it a while back on a blog that had pretty good coverage of Jack Cole's body of work.
http://colescomics.blogspot.com/2010/02/five-rare-original-jack-cole-playboy.html
jesus christ, did that actually get published?
What's wrong with it? It's just an old Playboy cartoon.
well that part I get, but dose this artist think Captain America is real? dose he think a cheep plastic shield is going to harm some one they don't like if they don't? i'm just getting more questions
People are not offended by the rights of the cartoon being violated, they're offended by the idea that someone out there thinks in this way about children and is so far gone that they chose to make that comic.
Ive never understood why women are so bitter about body hair. I love body hair on a woman. Big bushes are awesome. If they don't want to shave, why don't they just look for a guy who likes natural body hair? With all the fricked up shit people are into there is no way at least a portion of the population wouldn't get behind it.
The Oort Cloud isn't comets, its the corpses of millions of time travelers who went back in time to kill Hitler, fricked up the spacetime coordinates, and ended up in the void.
It's okay because they're probably all racists who were trying to prevent the creation of the state of Israel, or the civil rights crusades that happened in the postwar era, all of which were made possible through Hitler's actions.
On one hand, I wish to seethe. On the other hand, there are people who go through way worse(people being bombed and invaded, children living through famines, pajeets) so do we really have a right to complain?
I don't think they're necessarily *caused* by an industrial society, it's just something that becomes apparent once many of the more obvious problems are solved. That would be like pointing to a society where the life expectancy is 50 and saying, "Look how low their cancer rates are! We must've fricked up somehow"
Sorry Uncle Ted, but I sincerely doubt Native Americans lived in a utopia before whitey came along. Civilization isn't perfect but nature means dealing with disease, limited resources, unpredictable weather and predators, etc
2 years ago
Anonymous
No. Life will never be utopian. But a natural one is less sad. Unfortunately a natural one is weaker.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>indians going to war based on tribal differences >when white man came, the first indians to meet them 'broke bread' to slay their enemies
Frick amerisharts and their moronic nicewashed history
2 years ago
Anonymous
>we didnt had prisons, because of this, we had no delinquents
Woketards literally think like this.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>that pic
That sounds like a pretty shitty existence, tbh.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Enjoy life without diesel, soon!
2 years ago
Anonymous
If the image is an actual quote, the guy looked at the past with rose tinted glasses like some people look at the early 20th century.
If it's made up then the author is a moron who assumes the Natives were inherently noble with minimal conflict and interpersonal issues based on jack shit. >no delinquents
You don't need jail to have delinquents, just someone who isn't following the rules. >no thieves
Okay yes, it's not called thievery if you kill the other guy's tribe beforehand. >The value of a human being was not determined by his wealth
Is that why you had chieftains? He was just the poorest guy in the tribe? He had no people, no women, no war victories, no pelts, no food? >Not able to cheat and swindle
You can cheat and swindle without laws and humans have been doing so before Europeans clacked two stones together. >How we were able to manage without these fundamental things
By living tribalistic lives. Whether it's preferable is up to your preference, but it's not good for defense against a large organized force.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>You don't need jail to have delinquents, just someone who isn't following the rules
I'd imagine that anybody not following rules too much would be driven away from the group to outright die alone.
2 years ago
Anonymous
The humane option, obviously.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Is that why you had chieftains? He was just the poorest guy in the tribe? He had no people, no women, no war victories, no pelts, no food?
Being chieftain is someone who can lead, not power-hungry boss >Okay yes, it's not called thievery if you kill the other guy's tribe beforehand
Nature already provide them. Money is root of all evil >You can cheat and swindle without laws and humans have been doing so before Europeans clacked two stones together.
They are communal
Native before white infere are communist utopia
2 years ago
Anonymous
No. Life will never be utopian. But a natural one is less sad. Unfortunately a natural one is weaker.
>tribes dont need things that civilizations do since they are so small >this is somehow a deep insight >muh paradise >nevermind I scalp people from other tribes and my wife died of miscarriage yesterday
man, indians and their dicksuckers are so fricking dumb
2 years ago
Awanama
Based native make any white seething
2 years ago
Anonymous
>native Americans never had antisocial behavior
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>do we really have a right to complain?
Other people having issues of their own doesn't invalidate your own issues. I'm sure there are plenty of people who are going through unimaginable suffering every moment of their lives. But does your personal suffering help other people in any way, shape or form? If not, then what's wrong with wanting it gone? Less suffering in the world is a good thing, no matter what, even if you don't think you 'deserve' it for yourself.
That's not funny it's just pathetic
Post more like this it’s really cute and funny
what you posted isnt funny either
Damn saved
Fricking Funny thanks for the pic. I’m saving.
Yes.
You have to have a very high IQ and be old enough to have read physical newpaper prints to get this joke.
lucky batman
You son of a b***h
lucky batman
Why must digits come to the most unworthy?!
Imagine being an incel gentleman supreme for fricking repeating integers.
>Im a funny guy! I can make epic posts! why won't the number gods acknowledge me?
lmfao!
check'em
Frick out'a here
Checked.
But that's batwoman sextuplets four chad
Batman confirmed lucky
>HOLY DIGITS BATMAN
Lucky batman indeed
Based, trannies BTFO.
That's not a comic, and not funny either.
That's what makes it funny. How pathetic white guys are
youre such a servile b***h anon
What a narcissistic prostitute.
Just because he's trying doesn't mean he's actually doing it. Why stay with someone who has to fake who they are?
you realise that's a false dichotomy, right? she doesn't have to stay with him because he's trying.
But her parting insistence that the right person doesnt have to try at all is bullshit.
>But her parting insistence that the right person doesnt have to try at all is bullshit.
Not really, I'm with someone who doesn't have to try
all successful relationships require effort and compromise. if you're with someone who doesn't have to try, then they are with you out of convenience and coincidence. Hopefully, you're wrong so that when shit goes wrong in life for you two, they'll actually put in effort to keep the relationship
>all successful relationships require effort and compromise
So why doesn't the woman have to put any effort in or compromise?
Because she's a woman. Sigh this discussion is going in circles.
Nope, not playing by your rules.
Because she's using you to Monkey Branch to the next guy. You just don't realize it yet.
Or you're a spineless pushover, who bends over backwards to please her, while asking for nothing in return.
Or she's a he.
Stop Being sexist and transphobic
I only told the truth.
Mass reply, but frick that. People on this horrid website lack the basic sense of self worth. Years of the loneliness have twisted you into pathetic shells of men believing desperately that the women are some mythical succubi, that exist only to drain you. Let me tell you stuff that I've learned from both my parents, friends and past girlfriends:
>You are worthy of love. You can have your own boundaries. As long as you don't go overboard into the delusions, you deserve to have your own standards. Beggars can't be choosers my ass.
>Lust is the mind killer. Sex can numb yout to other person's horrible personality for a long, long time. If the only thing you get from her is her vag, you aren't her partner, but her frickbuddy.
>Fortune favours the bold and thick skinned. Try and fail and try again. What do you have to loose but your loneliness?
>There are cute nerdy girls out there and there are sexy chicks that don't mind learning more about your nerdy hobbies.
>You aren't compelled to stay in the failed/toxic/abusive relationship. You may fear the loneliness, you may fear the rejectio, you may fear how others will react, but none of these things will hurt you as much as staying in your own man made hell.
>If she gives you an unacceptable ultimatum, make the right choice and leave her.
>You aren't bound to be the sole breadwinner for girl who doesn't put in effort.
>If she isn't putting in any effort into relationship, she's not worth it. Sex doesn't cout.
>If she's not willing to support you emotionally, why bother? If she belittles you or some shit, you should cut her out like the malign tumor she is.
Peace bros, we all gonna make it!
Got the digits of truth.
I still think that hitting children is a tool (not the most used nor the first one on the toolkit) because of how damn traumatizing it is. And the little shits need to be traumatized it's the only way they will learn gonsarnit!
I think the results speak for themselves.
Anyone who's against physical punishment in all cases turned out to be a massive, worthless homosexual.
>And the little shits need to be traumatized it's the only way they will learn gonsarnit!
Even if the trauma makes the child less functional?
Making them learn good lessons makes them more functional, not less.
What if it inflicting trauma makes your kid spas out over the tiniest mistakes?
Then your parents should have thrown you off a cliff and started over with a non-defective human being.
And your parents should have beaten you to death and started over with an actual human being.
Teaching children the proper application of force is a basic responsibility of raising children, your parents failing to do so is why you turned out to be a cum guzzling troony.
>Teaching children the proper application of force is a basic responsibility of raising children
Yeah and that application is never excessive. Never.
Sounds like someone didn't get beat enough, because you sound like a massive homosexual lol
Spoken like someone who's never been beaten before by their parents. Nobody who's actually been beat as a kid would speak so fondly of it as an essential and necessary tool for shaping them as a decent human being, you soft homosexual. Never have kids.
*especially as an essential and necessary tool
There is a moment in the life of every child whose been raised with the belt when they figure out their parents are blowing off steam while they are trying to discipline them.
That would be an improper use of force, which is just as bad not punishing them when they deserve it.
Lmao, when I was a kid my dad spanked the hell out of me when he caught me trying to stick a metal pole up into an empty lightbulb socket. It's not the act of punishment itself that's the problem, it's the people administering it. Sure your parents might just be shitty people, but even if that's true chances are you're still imagining them to be far crueler than they actually were.
Many of those children grow up and beat the parent in turn. Parent then just stays quiet about it out of humiliation. It's pretty funny.
>but a child should not inherently be afraid of the presence or presumed presence of their parent
Now you're telling me.
oh poor soul, you never met true love didnt you?
This b***h’s guy gon be cheated on in less than 7 years max
>This b***h’s guy gon be cheated on in less than 7 days max
FTFY.
You've never been in a relationship before. No one is perfect, everyone has to try. Everyone.
If you think otherwise, then you're a pushover willing to take any amount of shit and abuse.
You mean woman. Average woman.
Women are pathetic scum
I have yet to see otherwise
But she is right. I'd rather be with a chill guy who is compatible with me than with some poor chap who desperately tries to be something he isn't.
You will never be a woman.
You homosexuals call everything narcissistic. How is she being narcissistic?
You'll understand if you ever get in a relationship.
>you'll get bitter and become an armchair psychologist
You aren't making sense. If you want to play this game: The guy is "narcissistic" for thinking telling people you're trying should be enough and he is owed her love. You're pointless.
That's certainly the simp answer.
Not the true answer though.
You didn't touch on her and her flaws, which is why I can tell you've never dated.
Women are way more flawed than guys, not for any other reason than they just never needed to improve.
Starting a new relationship is like teaching her how to function as an adult.
>none of my other boyfriends ever made me do any of this.
No shit, that's why you're not with them anymore.
It doesn't matter who you think is more flawed, the comic could be about two dudes and if one rejects the other saying "the right one doesn't have to try" and I'd be telling you the same thing. You likely wouldn't call anyone a narcissist because you're making it clear you just don't like women.
Trying until you wear someone down is simping.
I don't like women? No, I live for women, you moron.
We're not talking about them. We're talking about your inability to parse a biased comic pushing a false narrative.
You're simping so hard right now, for a 2d drawing. It, nor the creator will sleep with you.
Are you schizophrenic? You were talking about women:
>You didn't touch on her and her flaws, which is why I can tell you've never dated.
>Women are way more flawed than guys,
The narrative is just that it's okay to draw a line with people who saying they're trying. Anyone can try for anyone, that doesn't mean that you owe everyone who tries your hand in marriage.
"Bohoo I look so good it hurts frick my life."
Meanwhile as a male I get fat shamed by two fit dumbasses at my job and its all funny and shit since its male to male.
>fat shamed
Put the fork down, fatass
I'm not even fat, I'm just not fit. But thats enough for some fricking reason. Not gonna quit my job just to have time for that shit, also getting fit doesn't make me money.
>getting fit doesn't make me money.
But it will make you happier, anon.
Getting fit turns you into a right wing extremist.
The weak fear the strong
nah, it's definitely more likely to make you narcissistic though as you get more obsessed with yourself. this in turn lowers empathy.
>nah, it's definitely more likely to make you narcissistic though as you get more obsessed with yourself. this in turn lowers empathy.
You raise an interesting point. I've wondered why so many muscleheads seem to lack basic human empathy
All gymbros are nicer and more helpful than you are.
Why do people still get their social education out of exaggerated 90s cartoons made by frustrated nerds? Muscleheads are not more dickish than other people, proportionally speaking, and some of the meatheads I know are the nicest people because they are all about "that self-improvement, bro".
Pretty much this. We have this one guy at the office who's buff and tall, but super friendly and practically everyone likes him.
>a man of pride, achievement and self worth
>doesn’t let a b***h rollover him
>right wing extremist
I don't make the rules.
>Not gonna quit my job just to have time for that shit, also getting fit doesn't make me money.
It literally takes 20 min a day and cutting back on shitty food.
Cute
>20 minutes a day
Lol, what scam routine are you on?
And even if it did take 20 minutes, just the act of going back and from the gym is already 50% of that.
>paying to lift
ngmi
What am i gonna lift, homosexual? My massive wiener into your mouth?
lmao this homie's so poor that he doesn't own anything heavy.
>whining about being fatshamed while not being fat
I'm pressing X so fricking hard right now.
i won't give you my opinion of you lifestyle, instead i'll give you my opinion of that comic. it's funny
>getting fit doesn't make me money.
No, you just feel amazing all the time.
this is how leftists are made
you can't redistribute muscle gains, so exercise is anti-revolutionary
t. Fat
Anon with a busy job who used to be out of shape here.
Getting in shape was one of the best decisions I’ve ever made. If gave me a confidence and a sense of achievement I didn’t have before.
You don’t even need to workout for hours. I have a pull-up bar, some gym rings, and some resistance bands. Look up “Density Training”.
>who among us
>Girl's ear in first panel
>I get fat shamed by two fit dumbasses
Based. They're chads. Lose weight, anon. It's not healthy for you to be that fat.
shit in their lockers
Just go for a fricking run
They're just trying to help you realise your potential, anon. Only women are allowed to be fat landwhales and get away with it. Do you really want to be like them?
haha get fricked fatty
>I get fat shamed by two fit dumbasses at my job and its all funny and shit
you're right. That is funny. Hilarious actually
LOL
OC
Nice. Do I smell a new sitcom?
lol
Life was simpler back then.
its a stupid comic, but damn the art is good and the dudes face is hilarious
Yeah, wish the dude was less crazy political with shit, or at least took political shit to a funny place, like Biden sucking the blackness out of someone who wouldn't vote for him.
She became skinny.
You would too after nonstop rape
>haha, abduction and rape is so cute and funny haha
hilarious even
its a meme you dip
What's the meme?
Memes are supposed to be funny, not misogynistic.
Then make your own gay, post it in this thread
You're right, it IS funny!
Lol
Lmao even
Bait or not, your post is sad
Hey I got a joke anon
*Unzips dick*
It was a very short one
I know, women have the weirdest fricking fetishes don't they? They'll never be like us men that want to write poetry and hold hands.
Bitch, it's adorable.
Unironically yes
You will never be desired enough to risk capture, castration and enslavement.
and I'm tired of pretending it's not
wheres the joke
POP CULTURE REFERENCE laugh out loud.
what pop culture its cavemen
The joke is that the comic is a pop culture reference to How I Met Your Mother. That's it. That's the joke.
I think that maybe the joke is that the caveman hit the woman, not everything is a pop culture joke
How is that a joke?
BUT DURING THE STONE AGE
The joke is that the caveman acts like a feral savage, but in the last panel, he's depicted as living a mundane contemporary home life with a wife and children, which contrasts sharply with his behavior in the earlier panels.
The joke is that you believe that humans were ever so independent. We were always social creatures, even as cavemen. Also cavewomen wouldn't be the beauties shown in the comic.
I guess contrast???
All the "how your parents met" stories are usually very romantic and cheesy, but during Stone Age it was the opposite
That's my guess
I wish I was a caveman.
Women are turned on by men who act like apes
Is that BTS is so popular?
>the blonde is still available
Well, time to leave the cave.
Actually lol'd
Never trust anything with a beak.
Brutal.
>wheelchair
>not 4 crutches
missed opportunity
That's pretty good
Based Mexican
>"Pablo, I appreciate you getting a bricklayer job to support our growing family."
this is funnier; but it'd be more realistic if the baby popped out and build a wall between himself other illegals like his parents. Cause that's a very common thing, for the children of illegals to be very anti-immigration. They see new illegals bringing competition for their own jobs, much more than for anyone elses' job; bringing crime into their barrio, much more than into anyone elses' neighborhood.
All of that is real. You can't just destabilize your country with unrestricted illegal immigration, it never works out. A nation is only as secure as its borders. When the American government collapses and Caesarism takes hold, immigration will be squashed for at least 20 years while the nation calcifies again.
I feel like you have a good understanding of how the real world works, and that your opinions are based (on facts and logic).
after finally being the chad in this comic, I can finally say women are awful but fun
Skeptical but good on you just in case
Some of these are pretty neat
Is this the only example of /misc/ doing something creative and funny?
No.
see the 2016 election
This, a joke that keeps on giving.
/misc/ makes more funny OC in a day than Cinemaphile has in its entire existence.
wojak edits aren't OC
No one was talking about /qa/. Also a very coal post NGL.
Well... there was that time they played 'Capture the Flag' with Shia LaBeouf...
Regardless of where someone stands on the political spectrum, you gotta admit this was funny
weaponized autism at its finest
iirc they moved it to a museum in london and some crazy fricker ocean's 11'd it a week later
>HE
>WILL NOT
>DMDE
>US
/misc/ is probably consistently the funniest board on Cinemaphile just for the sheer volume of absurd shit that comes off that place. /misc/ is probably the funniest board on the funniest site on the internet.
/misc/ is pretty funny, in the same way that dickyposters find underaged girls funny.
/misc/ wants to have sex with politicians?
We want to penetrate them with 5.56 NATO rounds, if you catch my drift.
yeah right, the average size of /misc/'s bullets are .22LR at largest.
if that were actually true then how come every right wing tard that goes on a killing spree goes after random people.
Because those are feds, the same reason those NEET incels somehow have $20,000 to blow on guns and gear just to shoot up randos
You think /misc/ doesn't want to have sex with Trump?
Given the steady stream of hornyposting for mom-bod politicians, that's certainly true. But also, most of /misc/'s "jokes" are like
in the same way that e-girlcons "joke" about finding children sexy.
Lost my shit at 6ft chad Saddam.
>no Saddam Hussain (immune to nuclear mines)
missed opportunity
The edit of the OP sent my sides into orbit.
LOL
Telling a woman what to wear is also sexist. Shh don't tell Linkara, he might break.
Frick, I didn't even notice the rabbit in panel 4 for a second then it made it even funnier
ok, that was good
>I finally gotten everything I wanted to say about
What were the comics that came before this?
Azumanga Daioh inflation porn
no joke
Also that one about him white knighting for a cosplayer based on a true story about a hot Powergirl cosplayer having pictures taken by her BF
I'm glad he's ostracized.
Ok, I have decided to let my wife see sunlight because of this comic.
>I'm an orca whale
"An Orca. Naming me Killer Whale is what she white slavers did.".
Attorney gets cancelled. Ending credits.
Couldn't he just say "I'm not one!"?
Because Orcas are dolphins. At least it's clear why that guy isn't a fricking professor.
Or that yes.
Finally a funny one.
Spirit guides are always a hoot.
kek whats this series?
i recognize the art as Russ Braun but wanna know if its worth it other than this page.
It's the very end of Jack of Fables. It REALLY went to shit towards the middle and end, with that page really just being a "oh you thought you were getting an ending to redeem the drawn-out boring story? Lol no everyone just dies" from the writers. It works much better standing on its own because you don't have to slog through twenty issues of setting up the joke.
thanks a lot!
i've heard a lot about almost all of fables wasted potential. damn.
Fables at least is solid up until they beat the emperor which is quite a lot of issues, and even after that you've got some good storylines in-between the bad. Jack of Fables started sucking FAST because they had no fricking clue what to do with him. Like, at the time you could read webcomics that handled pacing and story slightly better or at the same level. He's THE Jack from all the stories that involve a Jack and yet they couldn't think of enough interesting shit to do with him and had to make up a bunch of other shit.
For me it was the moment they went to war with the flying boat thing.
Everything after that just felt like the writer just coulnt give a single frick.
Not always.
That's just one of those lion NFTgays trying to rope someone else in.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toothed_whale
we've been lied to
Ishmael told you he wasn't a biologist bro
>Naw I may be a simple country harp seal dressed as an attorney, but it seems cleah ta me that this'n here defendant's confession speaks fo' i'self.
>This is the funniest thing I've ever seen
Wow. High bar or low bar of entry?
Accurate.
thumbnail looks like beavis and butthead
>hehuh, we've been like, ordered to violate like every chick in the parish, Beavis
>Sweet! Violate! Violate!
Oh good, I'm not the only one.
Lmaooo I thought the same thing you buttmunch.
ha ha the old lady is horny
wtf grandma?
It's not funny, you all mock those who have been emotionally abused by toxic women
I don't get it, there isn't a LotR character named Snikty Snikt.
It's a Clerks reference.
I actually can't tell if you guys are being obtuse as a joke or not.
There's a Peter Arno collection out there?
Shoot! Where can I find it?
that is the most cringe-inducing thing I've seen in a while.
>funny comics thread
>more than half of posts are just stupid replies
that snake's face always gets me on this one lol
Why did he go back? Feels tacked on after the punchline already came and went slow as frick.
unfinished business. It always comes back to haunt you.
>Raine Dog 10 years later
Literally my first thought, kek.
>our_love_is_real.png
What a gay.
You could always try posting non-political comics. If you want to have a political conversation, then we have a board for that.
Lets up the art quality a bit.
dude who drew these was an actual child molester in real life. Go figure.
It's always the ones you sort of expect but let be because it's the 70s.
Source?
That made me chuckle.
pffft, squid beefed it
Who else /handsome/ here? I am very sexually attractive, and women can't control themselves when they see what a gorgeous hunk I am.
>the right one doesn't have to try
Such bullshit. Guaranteed your parents tried. Guaranteed this artist is still single
guaranteed you are single, or a simp
The right one doesnt have to try.
simp deez nuts, I bet you try hard for your boyfriend
I dont have to try hard for my boyfriend. Compatible people just work out
>The right one doesnt have to try.
You THINK they don't, but they do. Every single stupid meaningless fight, they try. Every single change to cheat and not doing so, they do. Every single time they have to put your needs before theirs, they do.
You don't see it because you're a sociopath and think perfect relationships exist
nta
>tfw brain damage leaves me unable to consider cheat on a partner, im with them and thats that
You can try or you can settle. No shame in settling, but lol @ people that think the natural state of courting is effortless. I mean it kind of is for women but you get my point.
>I mean it kind of is for women
Absolutely not, women get completely ignored if they don't look like an instagram model. Internet comics would have you think every girl gets catcalled but they're wrong.
>Instagram comics
No Anon I'm from a big and largely female family, you do not need to be a 10/10. Women can find a partner easily, they just can't find their ideal partner easily. Men cannot find partners, in general, as easily as women can, because men can't settle the same way women can.
Then you're from largely female family of women who happen to be lucky, simple as that.
That's pretty good
Kek, charmingly dumb and wholesome.
that's so stupid. I love it.
it's only funny if you know it's an edit
Guns. They shoot the high level threats that roam free. Notice how the high level threats all live in caves/etc.
>Notice how the high level threats all live in caves/etc.
Except for the kids living in the end-level towns, like in the comic?
Kids don't get raised to be pokemon trainers in those towns. All trainers come from low level towns.
Well that sucks for all those kids living there then.
Gal Gadot.jpg
Shouldn't have fetched those pails of crummy floor sealant.
Heh, I was wondering if someone else would make that joke.
Asbestos moment
Post the original
Comics you say?
>make policy to defend vulnerable women
>NOOOOOOOOO I NEED IT TO KILL MY HECKING FETUSINO THIS IS LITERALLY FASCISM
I don't speak Egyptian, is it saying he sees thirty minutes into the future and so rees before he's even lost?
>Pablo is a normal guy except he can see 30 minutes into the future.
>CHESS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP FINALS; PABLO VS KASPAROV
>...
>BEGIN!
>"Frick you, Kasparov!"
Concha=pussy
Hermana=sister
>lmao i confuse the name of the languages on purpose i am so le funny.
Get back to facebook dude
Man I miss Las Historietas Comics.
Lost sight of the artist after the pigdeon arc
>Las historietas
no taco (chori, polenta?) speakers don't know what they are missing
Strong Wolverton vibes from this one.
I don't think that there is a comic that is just as perfect as this one
I don't think there is one. Although the one where the guy pranks the judge with swapping acid for water might be the best contender.
I love it so much, it's such a simlpe yet perfect joke.
I think what makes both of them work is that they're so simple, but the punchline is completely absurd
The pee comic doesn't even really have a punchline. Just a... silly face?
It conveys so much with so little effort. Truly the mark of a master.
This was surprisingly hard to find when I went looking for it online a month or so ago when I thought it'd fit in a thread. From how often I've seen it on here I always figured it was a well-known playboy comic but no matter how many different ways I searched for "playboy uncle sam indian comic" it wouldn't deliver.
Found it a while back on a blog that had pretty good coverage of Jack Cole's body of work.
http://colescomics.blogspot.com/2010/02/five-rare-original-jack-cole-playboy.html
What's wrong with it? It's just an old Playboy cartoon.
>pic
i don't get it
The venus of Milo, according to this comic, would look like a bawd if she had her arms attached.
jesus christ, did that actually get published?
That's fricked up.
Kek Americans are buttholes. I feel less bad about it being destroyed now.
This fricko thinks he can just show his clothed body to anyone? Unbelievable.
WOMEN
>@ hanging rock
Grandma's a pedo luring kids in with the clown act.
>grandma
The girl's name is Ana, which some will call Nan for whatever reason, much like some people shorten Margaret to Peggy
>grandma was a clown
Based
It will work but the lack of lubrication will burn hard...his peepee
Deep lore I think the roommate has a clown fetish
Don't worry. There's a jar of lube inside.
>anti-skub homosexual getting what he deserves
Love it
>jerking yourself off in your own comics
What a gay
words words words words, cut it off at the chad and virgin bit and leave the shit below it out of the pic next time gay.
>please wish me luck on my journey to read this left-wing meme.
that's a /qa/ meme, stop taking your meds
Good grief
>reading bad
average rightie
>my maymay very deep
typical lefty
>reading poorly
I sentence you to Camp Less-is-More
"Leftist meme clearly made by a rightwinger" genre's overstaying its welcome
t. filtered by chocolate cornet
It's funny because all the cartoons on the left are for adults and teenagers while all the cartoons on the right are for literal children.
>Not liking King of the Hill AND Lucky Star
>1000 words worth of melodramatic and self important nonsense
Where's the joke?
The joke is that you read all of it.
homosexual
>Cropping the WOAH homie
Twittergay alert.
>This actually successfully baited Cinemaphile
Thats the magic of p#blm, it attracts all the midwits like flies on shit.
>the right cant meme
do i need to do everything for you?
>Implying K-on! isn't the greatest social commentary of our time
>someone took the time to write this
At least they're being productive
>Groomer Stadium
It's funny how teachers and entertainers go from "I want to know more about you" to "OH MY GOD DON'T TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK".
based
i don't get it, also litterly who?
Democracy is when you kill the other party.
well that part I get, but dose this artist think Captain America is real? dose he think a cheep plastic shield is going to harm some one they don't like if they don't? i'm just getting more questions
Based on the date, I'm going to guess it's a not-even-remotely-timely riff on Sarah Palin.
Co doesn't read comics
Sarah Palin. She used gun imagery on there opponents and said "don't retreat, reload" when running. Her opponent and people around her were shot.
thank god I don't watch any or political adverts or any adverts to speak of.
what an odd thing to reference.
Civil War was the big FOTM at the time. Obviously the reference didn't age well because people stop caring about crossover events after they're over.
Giffords wasn't her opponent, she's from Arizona and Palin's from Alaska, she did have Tucson under a crosshairs in an ad though.
Good, all politicians should be killed, including herself.
This thread sucks.
Your thread sucks!
nah it's pretty bad, every time I check there's less comics than last time
someone must be dilating
yeah mods have deleted about half the pics
It's so cute he looks like a pokemon
Its been exactly 1 year
Damn. I'm still checking weekly.
I don't get it. Did he get it out of a vibrator or something?
I'm pretty sure that's what's their implying
Someone sat down and penned this.
This person has probably not been shoved through a woodchipper yet.
Life is not as it should be.
t. murrlogic
Just pretend page 2 doesn't exist
It's just a harmless joke that way
Here, I fixed it so it wouldn't be a filthy comic about having sex with a young girl. Just for you.
I RECOGNIZE THAT BULGE
boo hoo my cartoons rights, moron
People are not offended by the rights of the cartoon being violated, they're offended by the idea that someone out there thinks in this way about children and is so far gone that they chose to make that comic.
So they're offended by the idea of a cartoon character's rights being violated.
Agreed.
>verification not required
I want to frick canada girl
>wh*te women
Deep cut
christ
Am I dumb I dont get it.
That's the dude who rode his bikes to schools and molested kids
this is actually very authentically funny
Ive never understood why women are so bitter about body hair. I love body hair on a woman. Big bushes are awesome. If they don't want to shave, why don't they just look for a guy who likes natural body hair? With all the fricked up shit people are into there is no way at least a portion of the population wouldn't get behind it.
You have a fetish
What are you talking about? She's clearly into it.
>the answer to pedophilia is racism
Yes, Anon, far right homosexuals mask their violent ethnonationalism.
What the frick is wrong with boomers
the posing in the last panel is easily the best I've ever seen hands down
I'd like to see more parodies of with Cinemaphile characters.
That's Serious Sam.
Kek. Shoulda spoilered so more people coulda seen it
I'll reply here for all you nobody's using CinemaphileX
Henk is too high quality for this thread anyway.
discord moment
The Oort Cloud isn't comets, its the corpses of millions of time travelers who went back in time to kill Hitler, fricked up the spacetime coordinates, and ended up in the void.
I choose to believe they were left there on purpose. As a warning
>that last panel
HAHAHAHA
It's okay because they're probably all racists who were trying to prevent the creation of the state of Israel, or the civil rights crusades that happened in the postwar era, all of which were made possible through Hitler's actions.
its a shame he's a vapid attention prostitute
This is so obnoxious, it's like a comic where he pats himself on the back for being humble and never patting himself on the back.
It's pretty fricked up. Taking La Petite Mort a bit too literally there, Dobson.
And I thought MY fetishes were dark
I thought this was Dobson at first.
It is. CattyN was one of his pseudonyms.
it is
So the moral of the story is if you aren't naturally a chad, don't even try?
Yes. If you aren’t tall handsome wealthy and white, it is not worth trying.
On one hand, I wish to seethe. On the other hand, there are people who go through way worse(people being bombed and invaded, children living through famines, pajeets) so do we really have a right to complain?
Suicide and depression is a first world problem nonunironically. The industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for mankind.
I don't think they're necessarily *caused* by an industrial society, it's just something that becomes apparent once many of the more obvious problems are solved. That would be like pointing to a society where the life expectancy is 50 and saying, "Look how low their cancer rates are! We must've fricked up somehow"
A roundabout perspective.
Sorry Uncle Ted, but I sincerely doubt Native Americans lived in a utopia before whitey came along. Civilization isn't perfect but nature means dealing with disease, limited resources, unpredictable weather and predators, etc
No. Life will never be utopian. But a natural one is less sad. Unfortunately a natural one is weaker.
>indians going to war based on tribal differences
>when white man came, the first indians to meet them 'broke bread' to slay their enemies
Frick amerisharts and their moronic nicewashed history
>we didnt had prisons, because of this, we had no delinquents
Woketards literally think like this.
>that pic
That sounds like a pretty shitty existence, tbh.
Enjoy life without diesel, soon!
If the image is an actual quote, the guy looked at the past with rose tinted glasses like some people look at the early 20th century.
If it's made up then the author is a moron who assumes the Natives were inherently noble with minimal conflict and interpersonal issues based on jack shit.
>no delinquents
You don't need jail to have delinquents, just someone who isn't following the rules.
>no thieves
Okay yes, it's not called thievery if you kill the other guy's tribe beforehand.
>The value of a human being was not determined by his wealth
Is that why you had chieftains? He was just the poorest guy in the tribe? He had no people, no women, no war victories, no pelts, no food?
>Not able to cheat and swindle
You can cheat and swindle without laws and humans have been doing so before Europeans clacked two stones together.
>How we were able to manage without these fundamental things
By living tribalistic lives. Whether it's preferable is up to your preference, but it's not good for defense against a large organized force.
>You don't need jail to have delinquents, just someone who isn't following the rules
I'd imagine that anybody not following rules too much would be driven away from the group to outright die alone.
The humane option, obviously.
>Is that why you had chieftains? He was just the poorest guy in the tribe? He had no people, no women, no war victories, no pelts, no food?
Being chieftain is someone who can lead, not power-hungry boss
>Okay yes, it's not called thievery if you kill the other guy's tribe beforehand
Nature already provide them. Money is root of all evil
>You can cheat and swindle without laws and humans have been doing so before Europeans clacked two stones together.
They are communal
Native before white infere are communist utopia
>tribes dont need things that civilizations do since they are so small
>this is somehow a deep insight
>muh paradise
>nevermind I scalp people from other tribes and my wife died of miscarriage yesterday
man, indians and their dicksuckers are so fricking dumb
Based native make any white seething
>native Americans never had antisocial behavior
[x]
>suicide is a first world problem
Only because suicide was considered a solution in earlier societies.
>do we really have a right to complain?
Other people having issues of their own doesn't invalidate your own issues. I'm sure there are plenty of people who are going through unimaginable suffering every moment of their lives. But does your personal suffering help other people in any way, shape or form? If not, then what's wrong with wanting it gone? Less suffering in the world is a good thing, no matter what, even if you don't think you 'deserve' it for yourself.
What other lessons have you applied to your pathetic life?
Don’t argue with women and don’t listen to what they say, watch what they do.
This seems just like a fricking sequence that would happen in Xavier. I mean that as a compliment.
Hate this thread. Good riddance