>be me >fat sad and moronic >look in the mirror and tell my wife i need a compliment all i see is an ugly failure >she says my eye sights damn near perfect
That's a rodney joke tho, he does it with his doctor
You know his doctor?
What a doctor
The other day I went to him, I told him,
Doctor, every time I open my mouth people gets confused!
He said "What do you mean???!"
Could be, I was pointing out that rodney does the same joke, I though this was about pitching some new ones, I get no new jokes, no new jokes I tell ya
>I get no respect, I tell ya. So I go to this place called Cinemaphile, you know. It’s a bum place but it’s all I can afford, meaning it’s free! Anyway, I finally get my own thread posted on Cinemaphile, but what does OP do? He doesn’t write anything in the comment field, the picture doesn’t have my full name on it so people don’t know who I am, and worst of all, OP just used the subject field to tell other people to write greentext jokes about me! I was used to outsource jokes from a Taiwanese basket waving forum in my own thread! No respect!
alright
was this guy really that funny i mean “respect” come on huh it would’ve been funnier if he was all about “i can’t get any pussy” or “i cant get laid”
hes my favorite comedian. ive read his autobiography, its a little depressing. his comedy was perfect the way it was and as the other anon pointed out, he did get laid a bunch
>I get no respect, I tell ya. So I go to this place called Cinemaphile, you know. It’s a bum place but it’s all I can afford, meaning it’s free! Anyway, I finally get my own thread posted on Cinemaphile, but what does OP do? He doesn’t write anything in the comment field, the picture doesn’t have my full name on it so people don’t know who I am, and worst of all, OP just used the subject field to tell other people to write greentext jokes about me! I was used to outsource jokes from a Taiwanese basket waving forum in my own thread! No respect!
>be me >work as a Cinemaphile janitor >i go to my boss and tell him i want a raise >tell him i'll work harder than ever before >"bane threads: gone" >"sneed threads: gone" >"dicky threads: you BET they're gone" >boss says, "that's great, kid. i'll pay you double - no, TRIPLE what i pay you now!" >i say, "but you don't pay me anything" >he says, "exactly" >no respect, i tell ya
>I get no respect, I tell ya. So I filed the flight plan with Agency that list me, my men, and Dr Pavel here, but only one of the masked men. And they end up killing my crew and destroying my plane. No respect, I tell ya.
do it urself homosexual
cant, not funny or creative enough but you guys are and you've entertained me before
this was me but i wanna try it
>be me
>fat sad and moronic
>look in the mirror and tell my wife i need a compliment all i see is an ugly failure
>she says my eye sights damn near perfect
not funny
ur not funny and i am
Good but the first two lines are superfluous
>You dirty dog!
That's a rodney joke tho, he does it with his doctor
You know his doctor?
What a doctor
The other day I went to him, I told him,
Doctor, every time I open my mouth people gets confused!
He said "What do you mean???!"
I thought that eyesight one was a Chubby Brown joke.
Could be, I was pointing out that rodney does the same joke, I though this was about pitching some new ones, I get no new jokes, no new jokes I tell ya
>I don't know much about Islam, but It's a pain in my neck I tell ya
>decide to look up my family tree
>two dogs were pissing on it
>no respect
was this guy really that funny i mean “respect” come on huh it would’ve been funnier if he was all about “i can’t get any pussy” or “i cant get laid”
He wasn't an incel.
I got off a plane, got in a cab, and asked the driver to take me where a guy could get some action.
He took me to MY house!
funny
alright
hes my favorite comedian. ive read his autobiography, its a little depressing. his comedy was perfect the way it was and as the other anon pointed out, he did get laid a bunch
>I get no respect, I tell ya. So I go to this place called Cinemaphile, you know. It’s a bum place but it’s all I can afford, meaning it’s free! Anyway, I finally get my own thread posted on Cinemaphile, but what does OP do? He doesn’t write anything in the comment field, the picture doesn’t have my full name on it so people don’t know who I am, and worst of all, OP just used the subject field to tell other people to write greentext jokes about me! I was used to outsource jokes from a Taiwanese basket waving forum in my own thread! No respect!
>be me
>work as a Cinemaphile janitor
>i go to my boss and tell him i want a raise
>tell him i'll work harder than ever before
>"bane threads: gone"
>"sneed threads: gone"
>"dicky threads: you BET they're gone"
>boss says, "that's great, kid. i'll pay you double - no, TRIPLE what i pay you now!"
>i say, "but you don't pay me anything"
>he says, "exactly"
>no respect, i tell ya
Fricking kek, anon.
That is Norm worthy.
>so's let me tell you about my wife's moth
stfu
>I get no respect, I tell ya. So I filed the flight plan with Agency that list me, my men, and Dr Pavel here, but only one of the masked men. And they end up killing my crew and destroying my plane. No respect, I tell ya.
> wearing Gucci track suit
> wearing Gucci shoes
> wearing Gucci fanny pack
> wearing gold chains
> wearing Rolex Oyster
> nice outfit, right?
> underneath, torn underwear
>I got no sex life. One time a girl told me "come to /po/, no one's here." I went to /po/, no one was there!
>be Ming
>demand honor
>get no honor
i need a subject
He told me to greentext I said, "Green?" I can barely afford white!