ITT: Guess kino from comments or reviews

  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    interstellar

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bio-Dome

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      ding ding ding. correct. thanks for your patience everyone. thread over.

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    That penis finger Asian movie

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Black panther

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        TDK?

        Browner

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Mario?

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Watchmen (HBO)

            Dr Strange, surely

            Thor 4

            If I told you what it's from you'd realize how obvious it is

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              oh god don't say black panther

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Justice league?

                Oh is it that one capeshit movie with the Asian guy?

                [...]
                Freddy got fingered

                It's not the awful shot from Endgame of Cap American standing against the army?

                Genuinely surprised it's taking this long

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Your fault
                You said "browner"
                It could only go one way here

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Justice league?

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Oh is it that one capeshit movie with the Asian guy?

              i know what you're thinking: no

              Freddy got fingered

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's not the awful shot from Endgame of Cap American standing against the army?

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              [...]
              [...]
              [...]
              Genuinely surprised it's taking this long

              Blade

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Watchmen (HBO)

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          black panther: wakanda forever

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      TDK?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sin City

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >gripping moral questions
      This man has never had a single intelligent thought in his entire life, guaranteed.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dr Strange, surely

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thor 4

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is that homosexual. Did I win? Is it spidey?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      either zack snyders justice league or spiderverse 2, maybe man of steel

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >maybe man of steel

        Bingo we have a winner

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          fucking hell, I don't mind man of steel but the comment about it is so fucking pretentious

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unbreakable duh

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      aquaman

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Darkman

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      watchmen
      if its not this guy is a confirmed retard

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Civil war

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      Browner

      [...]
      [...]
      [...]
      If I told you what it's from you'd realize how obvious it is

      [...]
      [...]
      [...]
      Genuinely surprised it's taking this long

      It's fucking obviously Spiderverse right?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was MOS

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Road to Perdition

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Batman

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      TDK or some Zack Snyder trash.
      You know, pseudshit.

    • 6 months ago
      I LOVE YOU BRIE

      Captain Marvel

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Cinemaphile screencap

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      john wick 4

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    silence

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    i know what you're thinking: no

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Donnie Darko?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh is it that one capeshit movie with the Asian guy?

        [...]
        Freddy got fingered

        no

        Now you see me 2

        kek close sir
        answer since i must go
        RRR
        the movie where they killed ray stevenson

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Now you see me 2

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    id never guess one of those fucking things, so vague

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    great thread

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      evil dead: that new one rise i think

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the date
        fuck me nevermind

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      It?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Lodge
      Those little fucks got exactly what they deserved

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      posting a few more

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        having been dragged to see DwP by my mom back in the day, I genuinely have no idea what this could be

        oceans 11?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fight club

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        How To Lose Friends and Alienate People?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        American psycho

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      posting a few more

      last one for now, will post check answers when i get back in a bit

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        The lighthouse

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Hunt with Mads Mikkelsen?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      war of the worlds (fuck dakota fanning holy shit)

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      the hunt (jagten)

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      ok im back

      this one was 'the hunt', congrats anons:

      The Hunt with Mads Mikkelsen?

      the hunt (jagten)

      posting a few more

      this was whiplash, nobody got it right

      [...]
      last one for now, will post check answers when i get back in a bit

      this was the lighthouse, well done:

      The lighthouse

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Postal

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    The one

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dune

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        nope

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      mulholland drive

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        baffling review this time

        nope

        The Straight Story

        got it

        Gotta be eraserhead

        nope

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          A Christmas Story

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            wrong, but youre warm

            Fabelmans easy

            no

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Only other thing I could guess is Polar Express or maybe the Grinch

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                think the stupidest possible christmas movie to hate

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                A Charlie Brown Christmas

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                ding ding ding

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Is a 30 minute tv special really a movie?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fabelmans easy

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Straight Story

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gotta be eraserhead

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      inland empire or whatever that hellscape was called

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      This homosexual watched that clip of the Gordon ramsay show where that guy went "you people cook like old people fuck" and wanted to have that epic moment for himself. What a fag

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rabbits, also filtered

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oppenheimer

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      new Wakeen feenix kino

      American sniper?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        nope

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          To what nog

          Your fault
          You said "browner"
          It could only go one way here

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            its not american sniper

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Dank.

              It's a star is born then no?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                no

                hint: its fun

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh, silver lining playbook

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                no

                Oof? Bradley Cooper in something fun? Your favourite flavour of the hangover? He was the most likeable.

                The 1/2 rating got my gaga hateboner going

                no. though I think ep 1 was fun

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh shit did anyone say limitless? that was so fucking kino.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                nope. Cmon, it was a really good movie

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Limitless was a really good movie heathen. I'm gonna get it by method of elimination at this point. How big actually is this dudes roster?

                Are you fucking with us and its rocket raccoon?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                no, its a normal movie with human actors

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Midnight meat train. I'm honestly just running out of rings I've seen with him in them.
                You dun got me good

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Don draper is in it

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oof I've seen madmen but you made me google "Don draper bradley cooper" because frustration and. I don't. At a moments notice. I don't get it. Bro pain.

                Also I want in. Guesso

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                did you just google the names or 'Jon Hamm bradley cooper movie'

                also, blade?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                I googled literally what I said like a tard. Irl get back to you.

                And naw, no mythos shit. Straight scifi

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                eXistenZ? 12 monkeys? Brazil?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Naw. Matrix is the most appropriate comparison, I think.
                But, only stylistically.
                Future scifi.

                did you just google the names or 'Jon Hamm bradley cooper movie'

                also, blade?

                I did see the A team and thing it might be it but I haven't actually seen it so I figured I'd get those out of the way. Shame. Should I?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                if youve seen the original series and liked it, yes

                if you havent seen it, yes

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                got a lot of free time soon so it's going on the list cheers.

                equilibrium? i just don't see much similarities with 13th floor or dark city tbh

                Yeah it took awhile to find one that didn't just give it immediately away

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                equilibrium? i just don't see much similarities with 13th floor or dark city tbh

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oof? Bradley Cooper in something fun? Your favourite flavour of the hangover? He was the most likeable.

                The 1/2 rating got my gaga hateboner going

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      9/11 footage

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pandorum, the first comment gave it away.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      SCP: Overlord?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Obviously Nope, I didn’t even see it but come on

  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I assume the person writing this was drunk

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Twister?

  16. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    the last jedi?

  17. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      one flew over the cuckoo's nest

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Idiocracy

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      brokeback mountain

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Magic Mike

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Elephant

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      40 year old virgin

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      freddy got fingered

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      zero charisma (2013)

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Black Panther

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      THX 1138
      >because of the “no fun allowed” meme?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Joker

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bane

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Whale

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Blade Runner 2049

  18. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    *sips midwit juice*

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shin

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anno's Godzilla

        yah, probably too easy

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anno's Godzilla

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well he/she/they are not wrong. It's a garbage movie with a few epic special effects scenes

  19. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hangover movie?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Limitless?

  20. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    heheheh

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Donnie darko?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        no

        here's a hint: George Clooney was in it

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Burn after reading, easy

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            correct

            hence why the review is so funny

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          oh brother where you at?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      burn after reading

  21. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Guess the kids movie that turned this person into a furry

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stuart little?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Closest guess

        monsters inc?

        The Garfield Movie

        Not animated. At least not mostly.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          stuart little 2?

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's not any Stuart Little movie or anything made by Columbia Pictures.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              crazy guess: X-Men first class. he wanted to fuck Beast.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Stuart Little: The Animated Series?

                good guesses
                remember to keep your kids away from movies that humanize animals

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                wasn't even on my radar. too old and too low of a score.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                guy's on some other level of autism for this to have been his furfag awakening.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                I remember seeing this advertised and thinking it looked retarded

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Stuart Little: The Animated Series?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      monsters inc?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Garfield Movie

  22. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Batter up

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lawnmower Man

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        that von trier movie with kidman?

        naw.
        >women
        lol

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      that von trier movie with kidman?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      12 angry men

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        bloop, yeah you got it.

        Hey /tv have you seen this super underrated sci fi movie it might be one of the best

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          sole satellite that orbits the Earth

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Moon (2009) mein nigga

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            That was quick. Nice.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >ohshi- Koreans make good movies?
          >ohshi- Koreans are xenophobic?
          >ohshi-

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Wailing

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Being John Malkovich

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Is it that Locke movie with Tom Hardy

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      rear window

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Man from Earth

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      cube

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      12 angry men

  23. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    hint is in the filename

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Christian science monitor
      Wtf

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Had to look up movies + date.
      The dual-directors thing was the sticking point.

      MM = "Minions Movie"? Never seen it, but animation directors are like what that guy describes.

  24. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I know what you did last summer?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes!

  25. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Grapes of wrath

        Both wrong!

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Grapes of wrath

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hint: it’s a direct quote from the movie.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's Eating Gilbert Grape

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Now that's a deep cut. Psychos in Love. It's fucking garbage and not even fun but I'm proud of myself

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hell yeah, brother. It’s a fun movie. Not great, but endearing in a way

  26. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      home alone?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kung Fu Panda or Barnyard

  27. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Drunk and stoned iron the toilet won't find the posts in this thread to reply but the post where some fag says superhero movies grew up is probably hancock or watchmen
    Didn't see it called yet let me know fif I got it

  28. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Daisy's Destruction

  29. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    heres another

  30. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      fuck knows
      A24 midsommar

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's a Simpsons episode

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Season 11 Episode 5: E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)

  31. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Silencen

  32. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Try and guess this

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      donnie darko

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nope

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Lawnmower Man.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Correct.

  33. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is this the what is grief but love something something line from that vision mcu show

  34. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
  35. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Everything everywhere all at once

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lol no that's redditslop

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah but your comment felt like something a redditor would say

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's not my review dipshit

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              I fucking know that you absolute imbecile, "your comment" obviously meant "the comment you shared with us" but I thought I was safe going with a much shorter version

              what a combative douche you are

  36. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Taxi Driver

  37. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
  38. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Holy Mountain

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Food party or whatever that hot dog movie is called

        Both wrong

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Food party or whatever that hot dog movie is called

  39. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Star Wars episode 1 the phantom menace

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry sir, no

  40. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Buffalo '66

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        schindler's list

        No, it's a newer film

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          jojo's bizarre rabbit

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Same year, different movie

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      schindler's list

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Napola

  41. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    The OP comment under a scene from Stalker

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I know it's the wrong answer but this describes Contact.

      Based

      Unbreakable duh

      Unbreakable isn't a comic book movie though.

  42. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cpulbe any movie (as long as it's not made in current era)

  43. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
  44. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Might be obvious but funny

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's a movie with a big speech about shitting in the street?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        See

        https://youtu.be/4DNydz50JCY

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          They made a Toilet Witch movie?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      RRR

  45. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hard one

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Roadhouse

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        No

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Darjeeling Limited.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I’ll give a hint: the 3 of them only appear for like 5 minutes together

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Interview with the Vampire

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        One of them are balding

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Stop stealing my question homosexual

  46. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >nothing but clues and guesses
    >no answers

  47. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
  48. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Death Proof

  49. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    This one should be easy

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jackass. The prank was a classic, but I found it went too far when Johnny Knoxville said he likes his Ryan's well done.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bad Taste or Venom I'd guess for a more recent mainstream type of thing.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      The ray Liotta Hannibal movie

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The ray Liotta Hannibal movie

        What, Hannibal?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Precisely

  50. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

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