>In 1994, Charlize Theron flew to Los Angeles on a one-way ticket her mother bought for her; she intended to work in the film industry. During her initial months there, she lived in a motel with the $300 budget that her mother had given her; she continued receiving cheques from New York and lived "from paycheck to paycheck". Theron stole bread from a basket in a restaurant to survive. One day, she went to a Hollywood Boulevard bank to cash a few cheques, including one her mother had sent to help with the rent; however, the check from her mother was rejected because it was out-of-state and she was not an American citizen. Theron argued and pleaded with the bank teller until talent agent John Crosby, who was the next customer behind her, cashed it for her and gave her his business card. Her first two film appearances came out the following year.
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b***h murdered her own father and her mother took the wrap
Shes hot so that doesnt count
>the wrap
With a bow on top
zero evidence
Yep. She's as cold as it gets.
The father was abusive drunk tho.
Murder is murder.
All I had was the shirt on my back and supermodel looks. Despite everything I made it.
Why did she adopt two kids and force them to dress like girls?
H_______ r____
Hamster rape?
_umiation _itual
>humiation
Hello sirs
It rhymes with ‘Rumiliation Hitual’
It's fashion.
so a woman pushing 50 can stay relevant
Every Hollywood actor who lives in L.A. is a degenerate. They're completely fricked in the head.
>After her initial success she continued sucking israelite wiener landing her several high profile roles.
Naggers
Wow! What are the chances?!
And that kind stranger just cashed her check and got her roles in films out of the kindness of his heart?! And he didn't even want anything in return?
I guess people truly are good
the only poster who got the irony of this thread. SAD!
Yes. He just saw something in her teary young eyes that were swollen and red. It affected him deeply.
>mutually beneficial relationships cannot exist
Sad!
The agent clearly didn't benefit anything because she fired him when he tried to offer her films like Species and Showgirls.
He came inside her
of course he did.
>10/10 young blonde white women
>~~*hollywood talent agent*~~
I'm thinking somebody got their schmeckle schumked if you catch my drift
He probably pissed nd shited on her face
Thank you for the enlightenment, fren
If you knew anything about Hollywood you’d know it’s the other way around.
What's a schmeckle?
>I guess people truly are good
moron he's an agent who just met a poor 10/10 actress... gave her his card...
he can't predict the future, moron
>When Matt LeBlanc auditioned for the role of Joey in "Friends" he only had $11 dollars to his name. When the cast got their paychecks, the first thing that Courteney Cox bought was a car. Matt LeBlanc bought a hot meal.
You mean those Married With Children royalty checks weren't enough to live on?
>didn't cook it himself
Posh b***h
The original article about this had a typo. Matt actually bought a Hot Wheels, not a hot meal.
>Theron argued and pleaded with the bank teller until talent agent John Crosby, who was the next customer behind her, cashed it for her and gave her his business card.
This is what really happened.
Found the incel
What does eating bananas have to do with it?
Inspirational alright but let me introduce you to a little concept called :
SURVIVOR BIAS
You don't hear much about all the failed artists that finished as baristas, waggies, sex workers for rich saudis, that tried and failed didn't you ?
>Fun fact about the Kevin Nash scene. The knife was supposed to be a rubber plunger blade so when he stabbed him, it would just go into the handle. But not only was it a real knife...it was DULL , which means it takes more force to pierce flesh and technically hurts more because you're tearing with pressure instead of a clean cut. That means Thomas Jane was strong enough to force a dull prop knife through a man's chest, and Kevin Nash was tough enough to ignore it and finish the scene. Also Kevin actually threw Jane through that wall.
>it's real
>During shooting of a fight scene, Jane legitimately stabbed Nash in the collarbone with a blunted butterfly knife after a stunt co-ordinator forgot to change the props. Nash did not break character and continued the scene and accepted cold beers from the crew as compensation.
Why does he always get penetrated?
Sometimes life uh doesn't find a way
Rolling for a 92
He's a big guy
never believed that bullshit.. Nash is a pussy who certainly would cry and whine about until today, not take a stabbing with a dull knife.
Nash was RAPED
>African-American yells in a bank
>doesn't get magdumped
Strange how this 10/10 supermodel looking woman never managed to hold on to a man.
maybe because she keeps adopting children from africa and turning them trans
I’m going to assume that chicks like her and Jennifer Aniston are insane high maintenance pains in the ass with insanely high standards, and I’d imagine that the novelty of banging them wears out really quick for a dude that at the level to nail someone like that, and can probably frick whoever they want.
>she became a prostitute shortly thereafter, servicing israelite producers and directors and their depraved fetishes, and as part of her contract vowed to serve them in their destructive hatred towards eurogene people
>she later adopted a pack of feral baboons, casting her own high quality genetics into the oblivion void.
On 4 December 2009, Theron co-presented the draw for the 2010 FIFA World Cup in Cape Town, South Africa, accompanied by several other celebrities of South African nationality or ancestry. During rehearsals she drew an Ireland ball instead of France as a joke at the expense of FIFA, referring to Thierry Henry's handball controversy in the play-off match between France and Ireland.[58][59] The stunt alarmed FIFA enough for it to fear she might do it again in front of a live global audience
LOL
She was going to be Pamela Voorhees in the now-cancelled Crystal Lake show. Kind of a bummer that it got canned, she probably would have been pretty good.
>Theron argued and pleaded with the bank teller until talent agent John Crosby, who was the next customer behind her, cashed it for her and gave her his wiener. Her first two film appearances came out the following year.
>until talent agent John Crosby, who was the next customer behind her, gave her his business card
I wonder what he saw in her
his penis
if you are working with her and not A list, don't talk to her or she will get you fired
I know two female artists that only got their job because they were fricking a more successful male artist. One colors comics for marvel because her boyfriend just happens to be an artist. The other was 17 and fricked the head of a studio that was 40 years old and had two kids.
being a woman is tough!
Nice
wow they sound like real movers and shakers.
All I'm saying is if I had to frick some 45 year old hag to get a promotion I would. I wish that were an option.
nice digits. A++ would reply again.
Ok so where was the talent and hard work in this story?
I'll restate it for you
>woman goes to LA, mommy pays for it
>lives in a motel, mommy pays for it
>steal stuff even though mommy is paying for it
>go to bank to cash one of mommy's checks so she can keep paying for it
>random guy gives you a job
I mean, are you fricking with me?
>talent agent John Crosby
At least we now know the answer to "Who's dick did she have to suck to get into Hollywood?"
>until talent agent John Crosby, who was the next customer behind her, cashed it for her and gave her his business card
Gameplan for finding poverty chicks in Hollywood and giving them my business card?
https://www.yelp.com/search?cflt=pawn&find_loc=Hollywood+Boulevard%2C+Los+Angeles%2C+CA+90038
Frick yeah, I'm in
fricked her way to the top
transed innocent black boys
her faith is sealed by the black rider who will kick her off his horse