ITT: kino historical events that deserve their own mini-series
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dancing_plague_of_1518
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ITT: kino historical events that deserve their own mini-series
I'm just waiting for the Elagabalus movie.
Would be progressive garbage if made today.
everyone wants to forget this guy, myself included
It would be degeneratekino.
>be random kid from the outskirts of the empire
>worship an arab mountain god
>grandma makes you emperor for some reason
>ok
>bring holy rock to rome and make it the chief deity of the empire
>make yourself high priest, hold festivals where you dance around naked and make the senate watch
>dress as a woman so your charioteer boyfriend can frick you in the ass, attempt to have srs
>also marry four women including a vestal virgin
>eventually everyone gets so sick of your shit that grandma has you assassinated and makes your cousin king
If the movie's message is not "trannies bad," then it's not kino.
https://archive.is/PGtxi
Of course his story would be seized upon to promote a pro transgender message but at least it would be historically accurate for once. I don't mind diversity on tv when it's justified from a sound historical /logical viewpoint
Do a big short style or drunk history retelling of how J.P. Morgan funded Hitler.
Jews funded both sides of every single war ever since the 1700’s, not really interesting.
>hur durr Hitler was actually secretly israeli
Shut the frick up Rabbi
I always thought the Coens should make a movie about this:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ten_Cent_Beer_Night
the 70s were kino
https://gallica.bnf.fr/ark:/12148/btv1b84023081/f1.zoom
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Airship_of_Clonmacnoise
Dancing is gay so no, that wouldn't be "kino," you dumb homosexual.
>being this insecure
About what?
This pic genuinely gives me chills. What the frick did those 16th century Germs actually see?
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They were closer to God than we'll ever hope to be
What the hell was this?
looks like an explosion
Atmospheric phenomena
It was a weather plan + swamp gas, chudcel
That one time Stalin and his crew robbed a bank in Georgia killing 50 people in the process and then never able to spend the money because it was too hot and in too big of a currency.
It's hilarious how many modern movie and TV plots were ripped directly from this.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_unusual_deaths
>Dancing is gay so no, that wouldn't be "kino," you dumb homosexual.
How about instead of being a passive aggressive homosexual, you answer:
He's right though. Dancing is gay. It's just monkey people doing animal monkey movements to some shitty music. It's for dimwits. gay.
It's not about the dance moves, moron. It's about the monkey brain taking over the rational brain to the point of exhaustion, and eventually fricking killing the person. People were dancing for weeks on end and were physically unable to stop. They weren't having fun, they were terrified and out of control of their body. If you can't handle anything that involves dancing please move to Iran or some other religious dictatorship shithole
Cool, go watch Step Up or Grease or whatever but make one of the dance segments an hour and a half long. Have "fun."
I thoroughly enjoyed Climax, so frick off.
>I thoroughly enjoyed Climax
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
You haven't seen it.
Dancing is fun, even by yourself. Music is one of the best parts of life.
this one could be a great apocalyptic movie, maybe a john hillcoat movie
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schoolhouse_Blizzard
A movie about July 17, 2024. Checkem.
the rigging of qatar world cup by riggi penaltini (2022)
You just know a biopic would sweep the oscars
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mansa_Musa
>Cool, go watch Step Up or Grease or whatever but make one of the dance segments an hour and a half long. Have "fun."
>gets so upset by dancing being called gay that he passive aggressively shitposts not once but twice to show how just how buttmad and gay he is
https://de.wikisource.org/wiki/Der_Werwolf_in_Thummlingen
https://www.digitale-sammlungen.de/view/bsb11255980?page=72,73
https://brema.suub.uni-bremen.de/zeitungen17/periodical/pageview/1311825