How is having good kids pozzed my dear falseflagger?
LOTR is unironically better with the feminist stuff they added like this and Arwen taking Glorfindel's plot and the expanded role of Shelob
She could have had a better battle, i watched the last movie on 2017 because the ghost flood was moronic and i already played the ps2 game dozens of times.
It was dumb
She's a woman with no formal combat experience beating a Nazgul that made Gandalf shit himself. It's absolute horse shit.
Stop pushing this woke shit onto us, Hollyweird.
>Nobody hated this scene when the movie arrived.
Because they were moronic bluepilled boomers and Xoomers that let feminism gradually become the cancer it is today.
The entire point of her subplot is accepting her strong woman warrior wish was missplaced, and he just needed to find a man worthy of turn her into a feminine tradwife. No way modern Hollywood would greenlight this
Eowyn became the Shieldmaiden and wanted to die in a battle because of her unrequited love for Aragorn. This is why feminists never ever mention her as their ideal.
spotted the moronic zoomer homosexual midwit that can’t distinguish anything due to mental developmental issues likely induced by overexposure to blue light and internet discourse
Walking out of a theater before the end credits roll is a severe violation of the sacred Theater-Consoomer Pact, Anon. Shame on you for encouraging such behavior. Shame!
>wow rings of power looks like shit >YEAH WELL JACKSON TRILOGY HAD THREE CRINGEY SCENES IT WAS ACTUALLY SHIT ALL ALONG NOW GET A SUBSCRIPTION YOU FILTHY GOYIM
they’re just shills. attacks on jackson’s LOTR are ramping up bigtime because they don’t have anything good to shill about for rings of power. they’re literally impotently trying to shift consciousness lmao. >inb4 take meds
I work at a marketing agency
>implying you are old enough to watch Lotr in theatres
Aw kid, at least try with a marvel movie, or whatever zoomers pretend to be outraged about nowadays
>Éowyn slew his winged beast with a single stroke of her sword, severing its neck. The Wraith-king arose, and giving a cry of hatred he shattered her shield and broke her left arm with a single blow of his mace. But as he towered over her, preparing to deliver the final blow, Merry stabbed his sword – an enchanted Barrow-blade, one of the few weapons that could have penetrated his defences – from behind into the sinew of his knee, breaking the spell binding his undead flesh to his will. While the Lord of the Nazgûl was distracted, Éowyn drove her sword where the head of the wraith would have been, slaying him.
They just kill him, no feminist quips though
Tom Bombadil is the God of the last song, who was allowed to keep a small remnant of his domain in the song. This is why Tolkein is so inconsistent in describing him. It's why he's so powerful but isn't in a place to use any of that power.
The whole purpose of meeting him is to have a chat with God, who is allegedly present throughout the narrative, but in a way without meeting God-god. To get a hint at the will behind it all from an elder godsman.
>and it just happened to have been enchanted to kill only person he swung it against thousands of years ago and if he was given any of the other four he would have died
lol nice writing
the barrows were the burial place of the kings of Cardolan who fought against Witch-King (and lost)
it makes sense that people who fought against spooky ghosts made weapons to counter them
2 years ago
Anonymous
>have magic weapons that can kill the supposedly invincible being who you're fighting against >lose because... they just did, OK?!?!
cringe
2 years ago
Anonymous
magic weapon won't help you kill a nazgul if you can't get through his army of orcs and hill-men
read the book
2 years ago
Anonymous
>read the book
this is a television and film board, your post is off topic and irrelevant to the discussion
2 years ago
Anonymous
in the book the sword isn't magical moron-kun
2 years ago
Anonymous
*in the movie
2 years ago
Anonymous
Reading helps you be less moronic, thus capable of higher levels of discussion. So telling you to read a book is always on topic.
>"But no living man am I! You look upon a woman. Éowyn I am, Éomund's daughter. You stand between me and my lord and kin. Begone, if you be not deathless! For living or dark undead, I will smite you, if you touch him."
Bird attacks, she cuts off its head, Nazgul dismounts, break her shield, Merry stabs it with the magic dagger (it's made specifically to fight wights) and then Eowyn stabs the Nazgul in the eyes. So not too different from the movie.
it's even worse in the book
she makes this long winded feminist speech and proceeds to stab him
Oh yeah long winded feminist speech. I guess it's too much to expect of zoomers such as yourself to understand kinship and loyalty.
Eowyn killed the Witch-King with the help of Merry stabbing him with a Arnor dagger then she fell in love with and married Faramir. She also became a healer instead of being the Shieldmaiden.
Can't believe people are defending hacksons butchering of a classic. Is it just to be contrarian, or is it zoomies who grew up with the movies, or is it just poor taste
zoomies didn’t grow up with the movies, that would be milennials. the fact that you can’t even distinguish between the generation indicates that you are an ironic self loathing zoomer poster. brb off to frick one of your moronic brainless women that only frick older men, maybe I will force her to watch kino after, though I expect she won’t be able go process much.
Nobody is shilling Amazon Rangs. We are just saying that if you take off your rose-tinted glasses, you realize that Hackson's trilogy was already pozzed to a considerable degree. It's not just the Eowyn and Arwen cringe scenes, don't forget that half the actors that portrayed the Rohirrim were women dressed up as men. As if Hackson couldn't afford to hire male horse riders from Australia.
It was, but Hackson took it to a whole other level.
How is it "pozzed" if it's not drawn attention to and you can't even tell unless you read about i-
Oh right this is bait
Propaganda wasn't always in your face like nowadays, that doesn't stop it from being propaganda.
2 years ago
Anonymous
The face that there are female extras is literally unnoticeable unless you 1. know about it beforehand and 2. pause and look at them. Stop being moronic.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Except their effeminate body movement is noticeable, but keep defending the troony shit for no reason. He could have literally hired riders from Australia, or used CGI, but decided to hire some local FtMs instead. lmao
>half the actors that portrayed the Rohirrim were women dressed up as men
That's because they could ride horses moron
you literally would not know this if you didn't watch the BTS
In this day and age women are the majority of horse riders. Men want useful things so they ditched horses for cars. Women want to lead hairy, sweating, muscle bound, gelded males around by a ring in their nose, so they buy horses.
I saw a Chinese gangster film that was filmed in SF recently and at the premiere the director said they made steps to edit out all the white people and the audience cheered. Now, really, I'm sure they edited out everyone who wasn't east asian looking, I didn't see any blacks, hispanics, middle easterns, etc, but you know he wouldn't have said that he intentionally edited any of those groups out. I didn't walk out but I wish I had.
Except their effeminate body movement is noticeable, but keep defending the troony shit for no reason. He could have literally hired riders from Australia, or used CGI, but decided to hire some local FtMs instead. lmao
Anyone who ends a post with LMAO is a moronic frickstick.
Now explain to Weinstein (who was fronting the money) why you are going to ship a hundred horses and riders from Australia, pay for quarantine and housing, to film a single scene.
I have to re-consider my sanity. I just wasted 30 seconds trying to educate a brain damaged at failed abortion homunculus .
If you're doing a 200 horse charge down a hillside it would be extremely unsafe to have every rider be unfamiliar with their horse and every horse unfamiliar with its rider. You know how easy it is to die or be paralysed falling off a horse? Not to mention getting trampled afterwards
>Nobody hated this scene when the movie arrived.
Because they were moronic bluepilled boomers and Xoomers that let feminism gradually become the cancer it is today.
why did they add this woke shit to an otherwise based film? i cringed so hard i had to watch tucker carlson for 45 minutes before i stopped literally shaking
Look, this is nothing on par with Wanda using her reality bending powers to brutally murder all the male heroes and then suddenly forgets she has them when she fist fights the two women, accumulating in an incredibly shallow death for the black woman compared to the white one.
Kind of goes without saying. Despite the 'untimely ripped' phrasing being the greatest literary example of this trope, it was nonetheless a trope that predated Shakespeare.
LOTR is unironically better with the feminist stuff they added like this and Arwen taking Glorfindel's plot and the expanded role of Shelob
>defending this pozzed shit
lmao
>pozzed
Leftist buzzword
How is having good kids pozzed my dear falseflagger?
She could have had a better battle, i watched the last movie on 2017 because the ghost flood was moronic and i already played the ps2 game dozens of times.
It was dumb
She's a woman with no formal combat experience beating a Nazgul that made Gandalf shit himself. It's absolute horse shit.
Stop pushing this woke shit onto us, Hollyweird.
Lord of the Rings is literally about midgets saving the world
That's even WORSE than a woman in hindsit. WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?
Some christian shit about muh meek shall inherit probably
This poster is a homosexual who is inherently disgusted by the sight of an attractive woman because it reminds him of what he can never get
YWNBAW
>defends woke trash
>y-you're the troony
based
The entire point of her subplot is accepting her strong woman warrior wish was missplaced, and he just needed to find a man worthy of turn her into a feminine tradwife. No way modern Hollywood would greenlight this
Eowyn became the Shieldmaiden and wanted to die in a battle because of her unrequited love for Aragorn. This is why feminists never ever mention her as their ideal.
Arwen likes younger wiener, automatically making her based
Aragorn is basically her Nephew which makes it even better
LOTR (the book) is how you do strong women. Galadriel and Eowyn are badass but still feminine.
Hollywood simply wants women to be men.
No it's not. The concept of badass women is laughable. Go back to plebbit, Tolkien.
You must be 18 to use this website.
>reads tolkien over the age of 18
Coulda fooled me
You're not a real film buff if you don't stay until the credits are over.
>Waiting for le heckin post credit sequence!
Did I say anything about capeshit post credit cringe? No? Then shut up boy.
>boy
yeesh cringo
>israelite king gets BTFO by Aryan Queen
Problem?
It was Pin Pin who took away his immunity with the enchanted blade he had. So if anything she kill stole.
Unironically better and snappier dialogue than what Tolkien wrote for this scene
I couldn't believe it
>married a barmaid
Those children are probably not even his
You sound american, nice digits.
kek the kids in that scene are literally sean astin's kids tho
but i did always think rosie looked fricking old, like major crowsfeet going on
Nah man she's a great little slam-pig.
i thought her name was eowyn
>I'm Noam Anne
Weird name, but who am I judge.
i walked out of yesterday
This scene was actually one of the best, one of the only times female empowerment was done right.
No.
>feminism is.. Le Good
spotted the trannies
spotted the moronic zoomer homosexual midwit that can’t distinguish anything due to mental developmental issues likely induced by overexposure to blue light and internet discourse
trannies hate women though
I actually left before the end credits scene of Spider Man:No Way Home
still feel guilty
Walking out of a theater before the end credits roll is a severe violation of the sacred Theater-Consoomer Pact, Anon. Shame on you for encouraging such behavior. Shame!
>supposed to be meeting for the first time
>she starts falling in love with him and acting like a married couple half way into the movie
horsewiener
John made a mistake.
yea, not killing that disgusting creature when he had the chance
What would have happened if she identified herself as non-binary
It wouldn’t have changed anything, the witch king’s immunity to being killed by a man is linked solely to biological (at birth) gender.
nothing because she didn't kill him merry did with the burrow blade
literally one of the only good examples of feminism in all of media
Way too many The Critical Incel enthusiasts ITT.
It's just a zoomer homosexual that thinks it's funny to post contrarian shit. Very likely underage, definitely mentally.
>implying he isn't based
Nothing contrarian about it. You're very likely a hole though.
>Nothing contrarian about it. You're very likely a hole though.
>LOOK SOMEONE WHO'S NOT moronic LIKE ME, MUST BE A WOMAN
I bet you think you're funny, too.
>wow rings of power looks like shit
>YEAH WELL JACKSON TRILOGY HAD THREE CRINGEY SCENES IT WAS ACTUALLY SHIT ALL ALONG NOW GET A SUBSCRIPTION YOU FILTHY GOYIM
they’re just shills. attacks on jackson’s LOTR are ramping up bigtime because they don’t have anything good to shill about for rings of power. they’re literally impotently trying to shift consciousness lmao.
>inb4 take meds
I work at a marketing agency
Is the pay good?
Can I work remotely?
how can i apply?
It was just a quip
>implying you are old enough to watch Lotr in theatres
Aw kid, at least try with a marvel movie, or whatever zoomers pretend to be outraged about nowadays
3/10 made me reply
I didn't know she was trans. The witch king can see through troony lies
only movie I ever walked out of was Deadpool, that highway reddit scene in the opening was too much cringe to handle
wtf is that real? I was told the movies were good
You weren't old enough to see this in theatres zoomie
how did this go down in the book? I'm assuming its just a coincidence
it's even worse in the book
she makes this long winded feminist speech and proceeds to stab him
>Éowyn slew his winged beast with a single stroke of her sword, severing its neck. The Wraith-king arose, and giving a cry of hatred he shattered her shield and broke her left arm with a single blow of his mace. But as he towered over her, preparing to deliver the final blow, Merry stabbed his sword – an enchanted Barrow-blade, one of the few weapons that could have penetrated his defences – from behind into the sinew of his knee, breaking the spell binding his undead flesh to his will. While the Lord of the Nazgûl was distracted, Éowyn drove her sword where the head of the wraith would have been, slaying him.
They just kill him, no feminist quips though
>an enchanted Barrow-blade, one of the few weapons that could have penetrated his defences
lol how convenient
what a hack
he got it in crucial Tom Bombadil chapter
Tom Bombadil is the God of the last song, who was allowed to keep a small remnant of his domain in the song. This is why Tolkein is so inconsistent in describing him. It's why he's so powerful but isn't in a place to use any of that power.
The whole purpose of meeting him is to have a chat with God, who is allegedly present throughout the narrative, but in a way without meeting God-god. To get a hint at the will behind it all from an elder godsman.
>and it just happened to have been enchanted to kill only person he swung it against thousands of years ago and if he was given any of the other four he would have died
lol nice writing
the barrows were the burial place of the kings of Cardolan who fought against Witch-King (and lost)
it makes sense that people who fought against spooky ghosts made weapons to counter them
>have magic weapons that can kill the supposedly invincible being who you're fighting against
>lose because... they just did, OK?!?!
cringe
magic weapon won't help you kill a nazgul if you can't get through his army of orcs and hill-men
read the book
>read the book
this is a television and film board, your post is off topic and irrelevant to the discussion
in the book the sword isn't magical moron-kun
*in the movie
Reading helps you be less moronic, thus capable of higher levels of discussion. So telling you to read a book is always on topic.
>into the sinew of his knee
>where the head of the wraith would have been
so he's a ghost that has knees? lol
lmao even
it's before that. The witch king is boasting and threatening the king
The scene went like this in the books:
>"No living man may hinder me"
>"But no living man am I! You look upon a woman. Éowyn I am, Éomund's daughter. You stand between me and my lord and kin. Begone, if you be not deathless! For living or dark undead, I will smite you, if you touch him."
Bird attacks, she cuts off its head, Nazgul dismounts, break her shield, Merry stabs it with the magic dagger (it's made specifically to fight wights) and then Eowyn stabs the Nazgul in the eyes. So not too different from the movie.
Oh yeah long winded feminist speech. I guess it's too much to expect of zoomers such as yourself to understand kinship and loyalty.
more about her love of her kinship and wanting to fight because she believes everything is hopeless
Eowyn killed the Witch-King with the help of Merry stabbing him with a Arnor dagger then she fell in love with and married Faramir. She also became a healer instead of being the Shieldmaiden.
Cinemaphile incels - feminist.
the amazon fanfic will probably show that tronies can defeat him by not "identified as man"
This needs to keep the caption on the bottom panel
do you have the troony wojak version?
Can't believe people are defending hacksons butchering of a classic. Is it just to be contrarian, or is it zoomies who grew up with the movies, or is it just poor taste
zoomies didn’t grow up with the movies, that would be milennials. the fact that you can’t even distinguish between the generation indicates that you are an ironic self loathing zoomer poster. brb off to frick one of your moronic brainless women that only frick older men, maybe I will force her to watch kino after, though I expect she won’t be able go process much.
This is some pretty potent copium
>hurr durr eowyn won because she had a bigger power level than the witch king
she won because of tolkien's liberal feminist agenda through a never before discussed contrived deus ex machina manner
What is this the moron idf? No amount of shilling is gonna make Amazon Rangs not fricking gay
Nobody is shilling Amazon Rangs. We are just saying that if you take off your rose-tinted glasses, you realize that Hackson's trilogy was already pozzed to a considerable degree. It's not just the Eowyn and Arwen cringe scenes, don't forget that half the actors that portrayed the Rohirrim were women dressed up as men. As if Hackson couldn't afford to hire male horse riders from Australia.
The source material itself was pozzed. Tolkien was the equivalent of a redditor during his time.
It was, but Hackson took it to a whole other level.
Propaganda wasn't always in your face like nowadays, that doesn't stop it from being propaganda.
The face that there are female extras is literally unnoticeable unless you 1. know about it beforehand and 2. pause and look at them. Stop being moronic.
Except their effeminate body movement is noticeable, but keep defending the troony shit for no reason. He could have literally hired riders from Australia, or used CGI, but decided to hire some local FtMs instead. lmao
How is it "pozzed" if it's not drawn attention to and you can't even tell unless you read about i-
Oh right this is bait
You are replying to Netflix shills trying to denigrate the OG material and reduce expectations for their abomination.
>half the actors that portrayed the Rohirrim were women dressed up as men
That's because they could ride horses moron
you literally would not know this if you didn't watch the BTS
>t. troony who failed geography class
In this day and age women are the majority of horse riders. Men want useful things so they ditched horses for cars. Women want to lead hairy, sweating, muscle bound, gelded males around by a ring in their nose, so they buy horses.
There are still enough men who ride horses. Australia is a few hours away by plane. Stop excusing the inexcusable.
>Vomit is better than diahrrea.
>There are still enough men who ride horses. Australia is a few hours away by plane. Stop excusing the inexcusable.
they were cheaper than bringing people over sea just so they could ride horses and they probably had their own horses too
>It's not just the Eowyn and Arwen cringe scenes,
Shill please, Still better than amazon black queen with a female army, a black dwarf princess
>Eowyn is not pozzed because [my headcanon rationalization]
Headcanon? Read the fricking Silmarillion you utter moron. The man is correct.
Exactly
This is the foreshadowing of what happens to Sauron
Sauron is stronger than anybody on the good side, especially the hobbits
Witch King is stronger than Eowyn and Merry combined
the only reason they lose is because hubris
>the only reason they lose is because hubris
and magic plot armor combined with deus ex machina 🙂
But God is literally in the machine, so ... yeah, duh.
so only 2 genders?
I saw a Chinese gangster film that was filmed in SF recently and at the premiere the director said they made steps to edit out all the white people and the audience cheered. Now, really, I'm sure they edited out everyone who wasn't east asian looking, I didn't see any blacks, hispanics, middle easterns, etc, but you know he wouldn't have said that he intentionally edited any of those groups out. I didn't walk out but I wish I had.
I don't walk out of movies because I always pick good movies to watch
It's a quip. The movies are full of them. She did not kill him with vegana powers.
you weren't even born yet
Very well done.
Is Page playing Eowyn ih the reboot?
Anyone who ends a post with LMAO is a moronic frickstick.
Now explain to Weinstein (who was fronting the money) why you are going to ship a hundred horses and riders from Australia, pay for quarantine and housing, to film a single scene.
I have to re-consider my sanity. I just wasted 30 seconds trying to educate a brain damaged at failed abortion homunculus .
>Horse riders can only ride their own horses.
Are you moronic or what?
If you're doing a 200 horse charge down a hillside it would be extremely unsafe to have every rider be unfamiliar with their horse and every horse unfamiliar with its rider. You know how easy it is to die or be paralysed falling off a horse? Not to mention getting trampled afterwards
how the frick do you think cavalry worked, dude?
you people are actually mentally ill
Nobody hated this scene when the movie arrived. Zoomer spotted.
>Nobody hated this scene when the movie arrived.
Because they were moronic bluepilled boomers and Xoomers that let feminism gradually become the cancer it is today.
my gf cringed (fricked her in the ass later that evening god i miss that bawd)
why did they add this woke shit to an otherwise based film? i cringed so hard i had to watch tucker carlson for 45 minutes before i stopped literally shaking
It's ridiculous that if this happened today chuds would lose their shit and cry about muh globohomo
Look, this is nothing on par with Wanda using her reality bending powers to brutally murder all the male heroes and then suddenly forgets she has them when she fist fights the two women, accumulating in an incredibly shallow death for the black woman compared to the white one.
No one in their right mind criticised Faramir’s wife and healer Eowyn, or Ellen Ripley, or young Sarah Connor, or Alita etc.
>anon walked out of a theater before he was born
I'm not even mad. I'm actually impressed.
When I saw this piece of shit I turned 360 degrees and walked out of the theater.
It’s good to be the king of Gondor and Arnor who is loved by the most beautiful Elf and by a beautiful Human.
it's pretty shit compared to the books i'll give you that easily the weakest movie of the trilogy which is sad because the book was great
>noone mentioned Macbeth
fricking morons
Kind of goes without saying. Despite the 'untimely ripped' phrasing being the greatest literary example of this trope, it was nonetheless a trope that predated Shakespeare.
Tolkien was candid about pillaging European myth and lore, the Poetic Edda, Celtic mythology, Beowulf etc. Those tropes are all accounted for.
Name of movie?
>implying you zoomer /misc/c**t were alive back then