>Threads
A total meme, not really that impressive >A Serbian Film
Totally not shocking, just ridiculous, basically a Cinemaphile greentext of some stupid shit some anon thought up in film form >Kids
Maybe shocking if you accept these are children but nothing heart breaking >Eraserhead
Actually the only one that might upset her.
Jesus christ you people are so fricking pathetic. How can you not tell it's all an act? She's literally setting up a camera on her face and fake emoting being that she's making thousands of dollars doing it. You can't possibly believe this sort of circumstance is conducive to anything genuine.
>reaction videos
Why? You could just watch the film yourself. I don't understand the appeal at all.
Aren't they taking the work of others and begging for payment for it? Seems very, very wrong to me.
I mean, what's the point in making anything if some stranger can come along, put their name on it, get paid for simply watching what you've made, and continue without repercussion while advertising themselves? >Like, comment and subscribe, hit me up on Patreon, follow my Instagram etc etc
Seems very wrong to me.
Worst of all, they have the gall to call this "content," when it's not theirs.
Jesus, if you call that "autistic" I'd dread to think of how empty your life is. Fair points being made, and that you have to defend this obvious grifting is your own choice, or course.
But why would you defend it? Do you make things? Are you a "content creator" too?
cassie's channel is barely a year old and already has 200,000 subs, and she makes mid-six figures on patreon, all for watching three movies a week
seethe, homosexual
2 years ago
Anonymous
There's nobody seething but you. Try harder, homosexual.
At least have something to say before you reply.
2 years ago
Anonymous
seeeeeeeeethe
2 years ago
Anonymous
NO U.jpg
2 years ago
Anonymous
she makes more money in a year than you do in a decade
2 years ago
Anonymous
why do you keep saying that like it's a good thing?and i watch this shit too
2 years ago
Anonymous
By claiming the work of others as her own?
By begging for Patreonbux and subscribers?
Fair enough; if those people are daft enough to do that, that's their decisions.
What I don't like is the fact that the work isn't their own. It's not theirs to monetize. How many times do I have to say this?
2 years ago
Anonymous
People aren't there for the movie. There are a frickload of movie reaction channels that only get a few hundred views per video. People watch Popcorn In Bed for Cassie, because she's nice to spend time with. If you weren't debilitatingly autistic, you'd realize this.
2 years ago
Anonymous
It's easier for you to call me "autistic," than to properly engage with the points I make.
If people aren't there for the movie, then what is the point? Seems like a self-perpetuating circle of insecurity to me. The more you watch, the more they prosper.
Facts are facts, anon; these idiots are monetizing things that do not belong to them. It's theft in plain sight. Argue the facts, instead of calling names.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>It's easier for you to call me "autistic," than to properly engage with the points I make.
I literally engaged with every point you made. I'll stop calling you an autist when you stop acting like an autist. Same for homosexual. Same for moron.
Look up fair use, transformative copyright law, etc. They're not stealing anything.
Also look up the movie studios and how much they lie and cheat and steal.
Fricking moron homosexual autist bootlicker.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Fricking moron homosexual autist bootlicker.
I can't stop laughing.
I'll restate one of the things I've said ITT >If any of the "reactors" were ever to create something of their own, would they want other people monetizing it while calling it their own "content"?
I'm not talking about movie studios; we all know how fricking backwards and corrupt these things are.
And re: the "fair use" thing; there's a reason these reactors use "fair use" to excuse their theft. Often, they'll have a stopwatch on their videos so nobody could possibly ever come back on them. So they think.
They're monetizing without permission, and using other people's work knowingly without that permission.
"Fair Use" in this case is an excuse, and if you can't see that, you're either blind or utterly daft.
They are using other people's work to make money. Which part of this is bizarre to you?
2 years ago
Anonymous
The audience is lonely men desperately clinging to that small hit of social interaction from a pretty blonde woman the videos provide. You know this, the girl knows this.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>>we crave wholesome women
I will never wife up a bawd prostitute, won't even touch them
2 years ago
Anonymous
what does that have to do with the comment you are replying to
2 years ago
Anonymous
You aren't spending time WITH her. It's a parasocial relationship at best.
i like television and film. i like to see what the general public thinks of television and film i like, how impactful certain scenes are, musical scores, how it makes them think and feel. i get vicarious enjoyment from others enjoyment, have you ever felt something like that?
That's fine from the viewer side, and I understand why these videos exist. Don't get me wrong, I get it.
But the fact they're using work that is not their own to make a name for themselves, and to beg for payment for it? That's thievery, and I simply will not stand for that. It's wrong.
If any of the "reactors" were ever to create something of their own, would they want other people monetizing it while calling it their own "content"?
Of course not. They'd be up in arms, crying "theft!"
i agree it's a lazy "job" that contributes very little to the world. a lot of the reactors are onlyfans bawds who do these videos to snare some simps. i don't care though because it doesn't affect me tbh
I like them for movies I haven't seen in years but didn't love enough to watch again in full. If the editor is any good they will get all of the salient points in the reaction video so I don't feel like I missed anything. Which is to say it's a good timewaster
>"popcorn in bed" is the only channel that makes you feel like you've watched a whole movie with the reactor, it's pretty neat how they do that
there are a few like that, some focus on the high points and the crappy ones just seem to throw out whatever random part of the movie
I guess some people make things, and others just watch.
But it's the watchers who get paid now.
Doesn't take a fricking rocket surgeon to figure that out
>american woman in her 30s >grow up in the 90s,the era of pure media >never watched any of the most classic films >not even back to the future,the most friendly film ever made
REAL AND ORGANIC REACTIONS BTW
ORGANIC CHANNEL GROWTH BTW
AMAZON PRIME HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT BTW
I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE POPCORN IN BED
That is the truth, you guys don't realize just how much women don't care about this stuff. My mom basically never watched any of these classics until we got netflix and she's in her 40's. Before that she only watched daytime soap operas, romantic movies, and long running stuff like Gray's Anatomy.
Why was she so confused about about why the drill sergeant was shouting at them because it’s “mean” when they’re supposed to be in a life or death scenario for years after.
Why did she not even know what the Vietnam war was about
Why did she thank the veterans for protecting her freedoms at the start of an anti war movie about a war that was pointless
Because she is genuinely a sheltered person, a bunch of edgelords voted for FMJ knowing full well it wasn't the kind of movie for memorial day.
FMJ is complete nihilism and she wasn't ready for it.
What about the Jon Johns homosexual in PiB's youtube comments who thanks people for being there and accepts compliments on their channel when he's just a fricking mod?
>OMG CASSIE LOVE YOUR CHANNEL >Thanks! So glad you're here!! - Jon Johns, random no-life mod
It takes a special kind of man to give his money away like this. The great irony of simping - be it donating, moderating, whatever - for some girl you will never, ever actually meet irl is that she is ultimately disgusted by your devotion. She would not entertain such a man for even one second in her real life.
I've been watching reaction videos for the last couple of days for some reason, every time I get to about halfway point and get annoyed at their """""""commentary""""""" when I just want to watch the scenes. then I click on the next reaction algorithm suggests me. i am goycattle
hen you absolutely, positively have to make every woman in the room anhero. Accept no substitutes.
fricking spoilers. all of the spoilers.
>be post-wall bitter drunk roastie >husband is sick of your shit because you are post-wall bitter drunk roastie >husband is scientist researching ageing >one day negress claiming to be 152yrs old former slave comes to barter magic Black person powder for airfare back to her tribe in Africa >husband sees chance to get rich and reclaim dicky for all time >husband makes up with you and pretends to like your old ass again to get you to Africa >get to tribe and have old negress tell you how worthless old women are and how awesome it is to be an old distinguished man >watch old negress kill a man and use his vital bodily fluids + Black person powder + grape drank to become sweet bunda ready for snu snu again >ENGAGE ROASTIE RAGE >kill husband >be young again >run off with african(white) guide who stole the Black person powder and other items for ritual >immediately spread your legs for the guide >ju ju wears off >kill guide and get hot again >go home pretend to be your niece >immediately try to frick your engaged lawyer after he and his fiancee bring you from the airport >get old before you can milk his prostate with your big toe and kick him out >his fiancee is already sick as frick of your shit >kill some other guy you didn't try to frick and get young again >invite lawyer over for coitus resumptus >fiancee finds out and beats him over to your place >pulls a gun on you to make you leave town >kill fiancee, drain her vital bodily fluids for later and stuff her in a closet >try to frick lawyer with his dead fiancee in the closet >cops show up because your dumb roastie ass left your calling card at the murder of the guy you didn't try to frick >get old while they are all there >lose your shit and run to your room to suck the fiancee's juice >it doesn't work >anhero out window looking like a mummy >credits
she's so wholesome spergs don't know how to handle it, they can't recognize it as genuine, they think it must be fake because it's as alien to them as an extra-terrestrial
From what I can gather, she's religious and watches movies with her Mom and Dad. Do you think she's aware of the type of people that make up her audience?
I want her to watch sling blade just for the scene in the beginning where JT Walsh is playing the biggest creep ever and also the ones where Karl talks about killing his mother/burying his primi brother in a shoebox
Sling Blade hasn't been available for streaming in years, you can't even buy a digital copy on Amazon, makes me wonder if there is something behind the scenes going on to keep it off.
I'm glad she won't react to the stupid shit you guys are suggesting. I like her channel specifically because she reacts to actual classics and not stupid marvel shit or bone chilling a24 memes. Granted she has been doing some star wars/mcu shit but I just ignore that.
For me, it's Vkunia. However, it fricking sucks because she started watching the MCU and as I thought when she first began it has not only taken months but it's been the bulk of her content for that period. I can't wait until she's finished with this fricking garbage. Also it may just be clickbait but she said in the video title that Black Panther was her favorite MCU movie so far, if that's actually true I'll drop her and spit on the ground any time I see mention of her.
Too bad, she'll have to start watching all the Disney+ Marvel shows next. Then she'll have to watch all the Netflix Marvel shows ahead of the Daredevil reboot. It will never end.
she's a sweet girl and a total cutie but her reactions are so fake and over the top, total bummer, she'd be great if she was more cassie than natalie gold
it's not that she's overemotional, you can see her have an honest reaction to something and then a second later turn it up like a performance
like she'll be startled and jump a little and then straight away she'll make a stupid clickbait shocked face and act like she's struggling for breath or something
Do any of you guys feel a deep shame by indulging in this? Don't get me wrong, I'm a lonely loser who watches these on the daily, but I genuinely would rather have someone walk in on me watching porn than getting caught watching this.
I used to feel a sense of shame about actually indulging in reaction style videos but now I don't really give a shit. It's the same with vtubers. I'm even less ashamed of the latter honestly. Whatever man... frick pretenses, frick keeping up appearances, frick shame or embarrassment, my life is a big nothing, none of that shit matters already and hasn't for a long time.
There is one patreon I subscribe to, it's only five bucks but they have good banter and it's funny watching midwesterners who never watched anime watch it and lose their minds but, lately they've pivoted to mostly covering popular shit like kenobi and the boys and I think they are missing why people want to watch them, I don't care what they think of Popular Thing, I care about what they think about something they have never watched. Also they constantly miss deadlines and put the shows people actually want to see them review on break all the time so frick them I'm unsubscribing.
I watch You Me and the Movies it's a husband and wife who react to shit. I mostly watch them because they're reacting to the Sopranos, just reached season 4.
thanks for reminding me of cinemarules I have a backlog of new stuff by them I can watch now
Shame the Sub-Saharan one went her own way while the light skinned one had a mental breakdown because she got diagnosed with autism as a 30 something year old woman with a child. But Imon is now reacting to Better Call Saul with her white Chad boyfriend.
I don't know the details but Imon made a video recently after having come out of her breakdown/hiatus, saying to go subscribe and follow Abi's channel and claiming it was amicable. I didn't watch the whole thing.
I just find it kind of weird that she says it was amicable and because of her mental health issues that they were splitting up so Imon could do it at her own pace or whatever and now she's replacing Abi in her Better Call Saul reactions to have her boyfriend watch with her instead.
Oh she made this video. Sounds like it wasn't good terms afterall and at one point she threw Abi under the bus while having a breakdown in the comments section.
I can accept normalgays not watching obscure shit like for whom the bells tolls or something like that, but capeshit there's no way they are not faking it.
>Shes into witchcraft shit though
"Witch" is just one flavor that e-girls are given the option of when choosing a personality for themselves. It involves crystals and astrology and fearing fundamentalist Muslims for their spiritual fortitude against psychic attacks, don't worry too much about it.
if documentaries are allowed, Africa Addio would probably kill her >massacre footage >traditional african hunting (throwing 500 spears into an elephant) >up close combat footage, including the aftermath
people dont make docs like that anymore because they are too scared to, imagine how much history is lost because of that
In the movie Tom Cruise didn't know anything about Japanese culture either, but eventually falls in love with it. She has the exact same character arc as Nathan Algren.
Threads
A Serbian Film
Kids
Eraserhead
>Threads
A total meme, not really that impressive
>A Serbian Film
Totally not shocking, just ridiculous, basically a Cinemaphile greentext of some stupid shit some anon thought up in film form
>Kids
Maybe shocking if you accept these are children but nothing heart breaking
>Eraserhead
Actually the only one that might upset her.
moron.
reddit reply
Requiem for a Dream.
Kids isn't so shocking anymore.
Salo
Vase de Noces
Norm of the North
Story of the Eye
Dunston checks in
i'd like this graceful midwest b***h getting her holes stretched to be honest
Feel sorry for her husband because we all know he is NOT hitting that on a regular basis...why do men put themselves in such positions?...serious.
Look at this dork
She's got kids?...i had no idea. I take it back, he is a real homie for creampieng her
Is the older one supposed to be Max?
share links or stop making these moronic threads
https://www.youtube.com/c/PopcornInBed/videos
https://www.instagram.com/popcorninbed/
There's no way she hasn't seen at least half of these already
oh shit that's who this is? She watched The Batman with my boy Brandon a few weeks ago.
shilling is too obvious when you include the links in the op. thanks for the excellent question btw 😉
she barely made it through full metal jacket and that movies pretty tame so it probably wouldn't be hard
- Irreversible
- Martyrs
- Come and See
She would be admitted to a psych ward after watching these films.
Irreversible
The Human Centipede
blue velvet
I have literally never watched a youtuber and never will
this
>le contrarian sperg face
Why do people come to anonymous image boards to lie
Jesus christ you people are so fricking pathetic. How can you not tell it's all an act? She's literally setting up a camera on her face and fake emoting being that she's making thousands of dollars doing it. You can't possibly believe this sort of circumstance is conducive to anything genuine.
She is the only one that definitely genuinely cried for LOTR, so she's based
and vkunia
you're an autist if you think popcorn in bed is faking, she's painfully authentic, it's her whole appeal
go watch natalie gold if you can't tell the difference, homosexual
She's the only one that's real
Don't care
I'm still going to subscribe to her Patreon and enjoy my girlfriend simulator
>t.autist
She embellishes sure, but i can't believe a person would completely fake a breakdown over a movie.
American Guinea pig, Guinea pig flower of flesh and blood. Her mind will shatter
I'll admit, I watch the occasional reaction video
>sheeeeeit dat whiteboy joseph gerbils cute
I'm deeply offended at Black folks wearing blue eye contact lenses, stop appropriating features of my race
visitor q
>reaction videos
Why? You could just watch the film yourself. I don't understand the appeal at all.
Aren't they taking the work of others and begging for payment for it? Seems very, very wrong to me.
I mean, what's the point in making anything if some stranger can come along, put their name on it, get paid for simply watching what you've made, and continue without repercussion while advertising themselves?
>Like, comment and subscribe, hit me up on Patreon, follow my Instagram etc etc
Seems very wrong to me.
Worst of all, they have the gall to call this "content," when it's not theirs.
Simps use them as gf simulators, it has nothing to do with movies other than they wish they had someone to watch one with
I think it's interesting to see movies from the perspective of braindead morons than can't follow a plot.
you post this same autistic shit on every reaction thread
kys, no one will react
Are you sore? You seem sore.
Facts are facts, anon. Sorry.
I'm not looking for reactions, fricko.
I would like for people to see how moronic this all is.
why re watch a movie when you can re watch the good parts with your qt of choice?
Jesus, if you call that "autistic" I'd dread to think of how empty your life is. Fair points being made, and that you have to defend this obvious grifting is your own choice, or course.
But why would you defend it? Do you make things? Are you a "content creator" too?
the autistic part is posting the same comment every day on every thread with this topic, moron
Hey, don't forget to check out my Patreon for exclusive content!
Stop making the thread, and my correct replies will stop.
cassie's channel is barely a year old and already has 200,000 subs, and she makes mid-six figures on patreon, all for watching three movies a week
seethe, homosexual
There's nobody seething but you. Try harder, homosexual.
At least have something to say before you reply.
seeeeeeeeethe
NO U.jpg
she makes more money in a year than you do in a decade
why do you keep saying that like it's a good thing?and i watch this shit too
By claiming the work of others as her own?
By begging for Patreonbux and subscribers?
Fair enough; if those people are daft enough to do that, that's their decisions.
What I don't like is the fact that the work isn't their own. It's not theirs to monetize. How many times do I have to say this?
People aren't there for the movie. There are a frickload of movie reaction channels that only get a few hundred views per video. People watch Popcorn In Bed for Cassie, because she's nice to spend time with. If you weren't debilitatingly autistic, you'd realize this.
It's easier for you to call me "autistic," than to properly engage with the points I make.
If people aren't there for the movie, then what is the point? Seems like a self-perpetuating circle of insecurity to me. The more you watch, the more they prosper.
Facts are facts, anon; these idiots are monetizing things that do not belong to them. It's theft in plain sight. Argue the facts, instead of calling names.
>It's easier for you to call me "autistic," than to properly engage with the points I make.
I literally engaged with every point you made. I'll stop calling you an autist when you stop acting like an autist. Same for homosexual. Same for moron.
Look up fair use, transformative copyright law, etc. They're not stealing anything.
Also look up the movie studios and how much they lie and cheat and steal.
Fricking moron homosexual autist bootlicker.
>Fricking moron homosexual autist bootlicker.
I can't stop laughing.
I'll restate one of the things I've said ITT
>If any of the "reactors" were ever to create something of their own, would they want other people monetizing it while calling it their own "content"?
I'm not talking about movie studios; we all know how fricking backwards and corrupt these things are.
And re: the "fair use" thing; there's a reason these reactors use "fair use" to excuse their theft. Often, they'll have a stopwatch on their videos so nobody could possibly ever come back on them. So they think.
They're monetizing without permission, and using other people's work knowingly without that permission.
"Fair Use" in this case is an excuse, and if you can't see that, you're either blind or utterly daft.
They are using other people's work to make money. Which part of this is bizarre to you?
The audience is lonely men desperately clinging to that small hit of social interaction from a pretty blonde woman the videos provide. You know this, the girl knows this.
>>we crave wholesome women
I will never wife up a bawd prostitute, won't even touch them
what does that have to do with the comment you are replying to
You aren't spending time WITH her. It's a parasocial relationship at best.
i like television and film. i like to see what the general public thinks of television and film i like, how impactful certain scenes are, musical scores, how it makes them think and feel. i get vicarious enjoyment from others enjoyment, have you ever felt something like that?
That's fine from the viewer side, and I understand why these videos exist. Don't get me wrong, I get it.
But the fact they're using work that is not their own to make a name for themselves, and to beg for payment for it? That's thievery, and I simply will not stand for that. It's wrong.
If any of the "reactors" were ever to create something of their own, would they want other people monetizing it while calling it their own "content"?
Of course not. They'd be up in arms, crying "theft!"
The "anti react" debate that happened because of DarkViperAU really showed how slimy all these reactors are
I'm not familiar with it, sorry. Could you fill me in on that?
i agree it's a lazy "job" that contributes very little to the world. a lot of the reactors are onlyfans bawds who do these videos to snare some simps. i don't care though because it doesn't affect me tbh
But we have already seen the movies...
they can be funny sometimes
I like them for movies I haven't seen in years but didn't love enough to watch again in full. If the editor is any good they will get all of the salient points in the reaction video so I don't feel like I missed anything. Which is to say it's a good timewaster
"popcorn in bed" is the only channel that makes you feel like you've watched a whole movie with the reactor, it's pretty neat how they do that
>"popcorn in bed" is the only channel that makes you feel like you've watched a whole movie with the reactor, it's pretty neat how they do that
there are a few like that, some focus on the high points and the crappy ones just seem to throw out whatever random part of the movie
These threads, without fail, for years have always had this obligatory comment
I guess some people make things, and others just watch.
But it's the watchers who get paid now.
Doesn't take a fricking rocket surgeon to figure that out
um she just reacted to full metal jacket and was teary-eyed the entire time
Megan Is Missing
She had a really tough time with Full Metal Jacket, so you wouldn't have to push the boat out too far
I like that fat little pig looking girl on that channel "Cinebinge". She's a cute little pig girl that I wouldn't mind railing.
based canadian slam pig enjoyer
How long till that fat asian frick declares his love for the pig girl? and starts begging her for some pig pussy?
I just assumed they were together then realised they weren't in the same house, my guess is she's lesbian.
I thought that she was mormon
They've been in the same house for some reactions...it's only a matter of time before he jumps on that pig pussy!
he's friend-zoned badly and it's awkward as frick to watch. they put her on every thumbnail on her own lmao
The Holy Mountain
Triumph of the will.
Dancer in the Dark
What Dreams May Come
Tora Tora Tora
The Best of Gianna Michaels
The Shining nearly did.
She watched Heat and didn't realise Natalie Portman acted that young. She obviously doesn't know about Leon.
master and commander
She already watched that one.
she saw it and loved it, moron
>tfw
(You) will never be a woman
simp thread
>american woman in her 30s
>grow up in the 90s,the era of pure media
>never watched any of the most classic films
>not even back to the future,the most friendly film ever made
REAL AND ORGANIC REACTIONS BTW
ORGANIC CHANNEL GROWTH BTW
AMAZON PRIME HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT BTW
I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE POPCORN IN BED
She's a Canadian
>american woman in her 30s
Jesus Christ, she looks like shit.
she's a sheltered mormon looooool
She admits when she’s seen things that she could potentially make bank on just pretending she hasn’t like Nightmare Before Christmas.
women like her only watch romcoms and spend the rest of their time doing girly stuff
That is the truth, you guys don't realize just how much women don't care about this stuff. My mom basically never watched any of these classics until we got netflix and she's in her 40's. Before that she only watched daytime soap operas, romantic movies, and long running stuff like Gray's Anatomy.
Enter the Void.
POOPA
Daisy's Destruction
please don't mindbreak Cassy 🙁 she's so cute and innocent
I wanna frick that girl from that channel "lia fiore", i think her name is Molly.
>only one deepfake
Disappointing
and it's fricking vr.. cringe
I'd like her to watch Seven, Leon the Professional and Doctor Sleep
please patreonsimpbros
>webm
Life is like a hurricane
Doctor Sleep would be great for the kid torture scenes. The closest I’ve seen her to tapping out was Full Metal Jacket
She had to stop The Shining and bring her husband in to sit off screen and hold her hand.
Seriously though, is she moronic?
Why was she so confused about about why the drill sergeant was shouting at them because it’s “mean” when they’re supposed to be in a life or death scenario for years after.
Why did she not even know what the Vietnam war was about
Why did she thank the veterans for protecting her freedoms at the start of an anti war movie about a war that was pointless
She obviously didn't know it was an anti-war movie. All the war movies she's watched on the channel have been neutral at most.
Why is a Canadian thanking US veterans for protecting her freedom in Vietnam?
She's a woman. Of course she's moronic and doesn't know anything about wars or history.
she probably thought boot camp was all arts and craft
Was she really thanking them? Based moron.
she watched Full Metal Jacket for Memorial Day (bad choice tbqh) so she was in that mood, I guess
in other war movies she doesn't thank them
A LITTLE BIT O' CHICKEN FRIED
Because she is genuinely a sheltered person, a bunch of edgelords voted for FMJ knowing full well it wasn't the kind of movie for memorial day.
FMJ is complete nihilism and she wasn't ready for it.
How did she react to ALL FRICKING Black folk MUST FRICKING HANG
she did not include one second of that scene in the video, though oddly enough I think she kept the Black person drop from The Shining
nah I just watched that, she skipped that line
you people are almost as bad as the asmr simps
t. asmr simp
asmr is the only thing more cringe than anime
For me, it's the fricking weirdos that populate patreon comments
What about the Jon Johns homosexual in PiB's youtube comments who thanks people for being there and accepts compliments on their channel when he's just a fricking mod?
>OMG CASSIE LOVE YOUR CHANNEL
>Thanks! So glad you're here!! - Jon Johns, random no-life mod
It takes a special kind of man to give his money away like this. The great irony of simping - be it donating, moderating, whatever - for some girl you will never, ever actually meet irl is that she is ultimately disgusted by your devotion. She would not entertain such a man for even one second in her real life.
I would unironically be her paypig if she reacted to Refn or Lynchkinos.
For Refn she will at least react to Drive at some point, all the reaction channel girls do eventually.
I've been watching reaction videos for the last couple of days for some reason, every time I get to about halfway point and get annoyed at their """""""commentary""""""" when I just want to watch the scenes. then I click on the next reaction algorithm suggests me. i am goycattle
Who is this b***h and why does everyone here seem to know about her? Don't you guys know reaction channels are cringe?
0 ask
She laughed at the weevil joke, so she's alright by me.
New York Ripper
Is this a b8 thread or do you gays actually watch reaction channels? Give it to me straight.
These white b***hes just keep winning bros!
I kinda wanna see her reaction to Falling Down.
A.I. Artificial Intelligence
Yes pls.
Based Teddy
More like Back to the Ad Placements
isnt it just another sprig on the choking plant that is parasocial exploitation in the digital age
nocturnal animals
I don't know about Cassie, but her sister definitely pre-watches shit
her sister is hotter
>people watch a legit moron that needs a fidget ball to make it through a movie
how lonely are some of you guys
very
Hostel
The Devil's Rejects
American Psycho
based Big Lenny
hen you absolutely, positively have to make every woman in the room anhero. Accept no substitutes.
fricking spoilers. all of the spoilers.
>be post-wall bitter drunk roastie
>husband is sick of your shit because you are post-wall bitter drunk roastie
>husband is scientist researching ageing
>one day negress claiming to be 152yrs old former slave comes to barter magic Black person powder for airfare back to her tribe in Africa
>husband sees chance to get rich and reclaim dicky for all time
>husband makes up with you and pretends to like your old ass again to get you to Africa
>get to tribe and have old negress tell you how worthless old women are and how awesome it is to be an old distinguished man
>watch old negress kill a man and use his vital bodily fluids + Black person powder + grape drank to become sweet bunda ready for snu snu again
>ENGAGE ROASTIE RAGE
>kill husband
>be young again
>run off with african(white) guide who stole the Black person powder and other items for ritual
>immediately spread your legs for the guide
>ju ju wears off
>kill guide and get hot again
>go home pretend to be your niece
>immediately try to frick your engaged lawyer after he and his fiancee bring you from the airport
>get old before you can milk his prostate with your big toe and kick him out
>his fiancee is already sick as frick of your shit
>kill some other guy you didn't try to frick and get young again
>invite lawyer over for coitus resumptus
>fiancee finds out and beats him over to your place
>pulls a gun on you to make you leave town
>kill fiancee, drain her vital bodily fluids for later and stuff her in a closet
>try to frick lawyer with his dead fiancee in the closet
>cops show up because your dumb roastie ass left your calling card at the murder of the guy you didn't try to frick
>get old while they are all there
>lose your shit and run to your room to suck the fiancee's juice
>it doesn't work
>anhero out window looking like a mummy
>credits
wew lads.
>THIS YOUTUBE b***h IS FRICKING FAKING IT IM LITERALLY GOING INSAAANNE
Who cares? Anyway, this is now an Amazzonkane thread.
Her breasts look rather heavy.
It's a shame she's batshit crazy.
Kane bros rise up. This girl is 100% authentic autismo sperg. Check out her Angela Anaconda videos if you want to see weapons grade cringe.
She has weapons grade breasts and I want to suck on them
she's so wholesome spergs don't know how to handle it, they can't recognize it as genuine, they think it must be fake because it's as alien to them as an extra-terrestrial
kek
I've watched her LotR videos more times than I care to mention.
When the ride of the rohirrim into pellanor fields made her sob, I knew she was /ourgirl/
I like this thing. Shame she doesn't upload anything worthwile.
For me, it's this girl. She doesn't do "reaction" videos, just reviews. She is about as average looking as it gets, and a bit of a sperg. Would marry.
the kind of girl who can look really nice in carefully selected photos but when you see her in real life you realize why she's single
She is dead ass 5/10. Even 1s these days can get a date on tinder.
>Would marry.
back off, she's mine now
From what I can gather, she's religious and watches movies with her Mom and Dad. Do you think she's aware of the type of people that make up her audience?
For me it's Ellie from the homies
The Homies gives me a creepy sex trafficking vibe
the mongoloid ringleader is 100% pimping these hoes out
I like the one who looks like a shoe
are all woman hoes bros?
Not all, just think twice
wtf this room legit looks like a porn studio room.
Because The Homies only exists for the creepy European pimp who runs the channel to shill their Onlyfans accounts. The porn is their main output.
Cassie would never.
Cassie might be a dead fish in bed, or a filthy prostitute. I can't quite decide.
dead fish, no blowjobs
Are there pics like that of Ellie? Please post them or link to them
Frick it
I'll take the hit, I don't give a frick
Seen the state of this board lately?
How is this thread still up?
god like body
Possibly a dead mexican god named Quetzecoatl. Those mosquito bites don't even qualify as breasts...she's just all galvanized pipe nipples.
itty bitty deflated breasts = suck city!
fricking love women with small itty bitty breasts!
is this pornography on a blue board? hello, moderators? absolutely disturbing stuff
this thread is only for real homies, you can leave b***h ass homie
Women being such massive prostitutes is kind of a turn off these days.
Because the replies are funny as frick anon.
They were, but there's a troublesome and distinct lack of wit these days
Based anon
frick it I'll contribute as well
Ellie is so hot I'll eat the ban for she
elite asses right here holy shit. eastern european prostitutes are truly world class, putin wasn't lying about that.
Someone needs to share a full rip of that account.
How many great Ellie pics are one there?
I have a whole ass folder. Plenty of Ellie pics.
god I love women
I hate women.
I tolerate women
same.
Jesus. I had no idea they were such bawds.
Just found a vid of the two of them in the shower together.
Who's to the left?
Ellie from the Homies channel
Ah those rolling rrrrrrr ladies
Alright, I can see the attraction there, I get that
rrrrrREALLY?
rrrrrrrrrrrREALLY?!
I love that
*sniff*
I don't like the pose. She needs to do something entirely different with her hands.
lmao reaction video thread and anons are posting the good stuff
yeah yeah, watch movies, let's see your desperate onlyfans asses rofl
Does she have proper nudes yet, or her own onlyfans? Not her friend's that she shares for tame shots?
I remember seeing her lez off with one of those girls, all kinds of tongue kissing...was hot as frick not gonna lie.
Yeah, but I mean nudes as in: Nipples, pussy, face with no make up, etc.
Give it time bro...she will reveal all the goods....all the goods.
I dont get it. Is she feint of heart or something?
Literally who?
I want her to watch sling blade just for the scene in the beginning where JT Walsh is playing the biggest creep ever and also the ones where Karl talks about killing his mother/burying his primi brother in a shoebox
>JT Walsh
I miss JT Walsh, he was "oh, THAT GUY" for too long
Sling Blade hasn't been available for streaming in years, you can't even buy a digital copy on Amazon, makes me wonder if there is something behind the scenes going on to keep it off.
Explains why there’s like zero reactions to it on youtube. I wouldn’t know because I just pirate shit of course.
pretty sure Full Metal Jacket broke her
I'm glad she won't react to the stupid shit you guys are suggesting. I like her channel specifically because she reacts to actual classics and not stupid marvel shit or bone chilling a24 memes. Granted she has been doing some star wars/mcu shit but I just ignore that.
>find decent/good reactor
>they start watching mostly Marvelshit or Star Wars
that's when it's time to leave
BLUEBERRY VOID, PLEASE COME BACK, I MISS YOU 🙁
>stops uploading
>doesn't explain
it's not fair
She gone brah...she gone.
she still posts on patreon regularly, apparently
there was another one that did that years ago, van something
i think they probably get scared of the potential fame and just focus on keeping their small but manageable gravy train flowing
Make her watch Freddy Got Fingered, a light-hearted comedy
Anything from before 1960.
She did The Ten Commandments just a couple months ago.
Also Casablanca, 12 Angry Men, The Wizard of Oz, and Psycho.
>I can't believe old movies can be good
b***h has oatmeal for brains
>that part in the Fargo reaction where the camera falls over as the cop gets shot
kino
For me, it's Vkunia. However, it fricking sucks because she started watching the MCU and as I thought when she first began it has not only taken months but it's been the bulk of her content for that period. I can't wait until she's finished with this fricking garbage. Also it may just be clickbait but she said in the video title that Black Panther was her favorite MCU movie so far, if that's actually true I'll drop her and spit on the ground any time I see mention of her.
Too bad, she'll have to start watching all the Disney+ Marvel shows next. Then she'll have to watch all the Netflix Marvel shows ahead of the Daredevil reboot. It will never end.
yep, I'm on the verge of unsubbing from her due to all the Marvelshit
based
she's a sweet girl and a total cutie but her reactions are so fake and over the top, total bummer, she'd be great if she was more cassie than natalie gold
She may put it on a bit, but I think she is naturally just one of those overemotional weepy girls that will very quickly cry over just about anything.
it's not that she's overemotional, you can see her have an honest reaction to something and then a second later turn it up like a performance
like she'll be startled and jump a little and then straight away she'll make a stupid clickbait shocked face and act like she's struggling for breath or something
it sucks
>natalie gold
god she turned out to be horrible, I liked her for a few months
>tfw you find a cute genuinely wholesome under 3k subs reactor
Link?
He's going to try and groom her he's not going to let you in on his secret stash!
Do any of you guys feel a deep shame by indulging in this? Don't get me wrong, I'm a lonely loser who watches these on the daily, but I genuinely would rather have someone walk in on me watching porn than getting caught watching this.
Yes. But I don't have anyone I like that would be interested in watching most of the stuff I watch.
I used to feel a sense of shame about actually indulging in reaction style videos but now I don't really give a shit. It's the same with vtubers. I'm even less ashamed of the latter honestly. Whatever man... frick pretenses, frick keeping up appearances, frick shame or embarrassment, my life is a big nothing, none of that shit matters already and hasn't for a long time.
Yeah I literally only watch this on incognito mode (even though I have no friends or family anyways who would know about watching this shit)
I used to make fun of this shit too. I think I am just so fricking lonely and I have no hope or belief in anything anymoer
There is one patreon I subscribe to, it's only five bucks but they have good banter and it's funny watching midwesterners who never watched anime watch it and lose their minds but, lately they've pivoted to mostly covering popular shit like kenobi and the boys and I think they are missing why people want to watch them, I don't care what they think of Popular Thing, I care about what they think about something they have never watched. Also they constantly miss deadlines and put the shows people actually want to see them review on break all the time so frick them I'm unsubscribing.
cinema rules and tbr schmitt are the only i watch, frick the rest.
I watch You Me and the Movies it's a husband and wife who react to shit. I mostly watch them because they're reacting to the Sopranos, just reached season 4.
thanks for reminding me of cinemarules I have a backlog of new stuff by them I can watch now
One of the guys just became a father so he doesn't do that many reactions with his mate anymore, its a shame but they've got good reactions.
Cinema Rules didn't like Halloween 3 so I can't watch them anymore.
Halloween 3 is shit bro.
It was pretty good. 2nd or 3rd best Halloween movie
>2nd or 3rd best Halloween movie
not saying much considering how shitty the franchise is
>cinema rules
annoying Britbongs, no thanks
>annoying Britbongs
real homies actually.
this and the millenial monday girl
Cinema Rules been shit since the best guy got a kid and can't do it as much
yeah it's a shame, they still do reactions together just not as often.
>cinema rules
those homosexuals that didn't watch Cannibal Holocaust because mah animals frick them
This girl is pretty neat she only watch classic movies
for me, it's cute black female reactors who look like they exclusively date white men
Imon Snow?
Shame the Sub-Saharan one went her own way while the light skinned one had a mental breakdown because she got diagnosed with autism as a 30 something year old woman with a child. But Imon is now reacting to Better Call Saul with her white Chad boyfriend.
I unsubscribed from Imon and subscribed to Abi's solo channel.
ma homie, abi is/was the real mvp on that channel.
>Sub-Saharan
lmao, abi is her name. she is chill and hot as frick, imon snow is a basketcase frick her.
Honestly I like her I just am prone to forgetting her name and decided to describe the type of black they were.
This is the first time I've heard about this. Did they at least separate on good terms or was it like Pat and Matt from Super Best Friends?
I don't know the details but Imon made a video recently after having come out of her breakdown/hiatus, saying to go subscribe and follow Abi's channel and claiming it was amicable. I didn't watch the whole thing.
I just find it kind of weird that she says it was amicable and because of her mental health issues that they were splitting up so Imon could do it at her own pace or whatever and now she's replacing Abi in her Better Call Saul reactions to have her boyfriend watch with her instead.
>Did they at least separate on good terms
have no idea bro.
Oh she made this video. Sounds like it wasn't good terms afterall and at one point she threw Abi under the bus while having a breakdown in the comments section.
Damn, it really is like Pat and Matt all over again smdh. Why can't my pretend internet friends stay friends? I wonder if it'll happen to RLM too.
Won't happen to Mike and Rich, those guys genuinely love each other. Might happen with Jay, who knows.
Mega64 boys are still going strong even though Derrick had a period of bitterness over not being bigger a few years ago.
Nox So Subtle
don't know who Snow is
Nox's voice is so comfy it's surreal.
>daaaawg
frick I love her
>Nox So Subtle
Made for BWC
And also average white wiener. Just white wiener in general really.
Sinister
Why is she so perfect bros
anybody watch "lia fiore", i would rail molly i dont give a frick!
I can accept normalgays not watching obscure shit like for whom the bells tolls or something like that, but capeshit there's no way they are not faking it.
convinced my gf to do a reaction video with me for RoboCop, she hated it (too violent) and I deleted all the footage immediately
I wanna see your cute gf sperg out at RoboCop too anon
never ever, it's all gone
Looks like Full Metal Jacket already broke this weak b***h in the first 10 minutes
she probably could have gotten through the rest of the movie just fine if not for the murder-suicide lmao
props to her, she actually watched it all
and it did some damage
Nox So Subtle's predator reaction and demolition man reaction are good shit.
Shes into witchcraft shit though...careful lads!
>Shes into witchcraft shit though
"Witch" is just one flavor that e-girls are given the option of when choosing a personality for themselves. It involves crystals and astrology and fearing fundamentalist Muslims for their spiritual fortitude against psychic attacks, don't worry too much about it.
i mean wouldn't they be right in fearing fundamentalist muslims?
>Shes into witchcraft shit though...careful lads!
that just means she's down for freaky shit in bed
https://www.instagram.com/p/CUktAN_JB8C/
top tier black girl right here lads
BLACK PUSSY MATTERS!
never heard of her, happyness?
*Happiness
What would Cassie think of ISIS/Cartel footage bros?
how can cassie compete with this booty.
Looks kinda like sheva from resident evil 5.
built for giving dirty talk footjobs
got a great ass too.
prone bone with a black witch qt while she calls herself a Black person prostitute
if documentaries are allowed, Africa Addio would probably kill her
>massacre footage
>traditional african hunting (throwing 500 spears into an elephant)
>up close combat footage, including the aftermath
people dont make docs like that anymore because they are too scared to, imagine how much history is lost because of that
For some reason I love watching people react to ATLA. Always leads to very comfy, kino reactions.
This thread is very educational . FOR YOU
For me, it's
You can see the exact moment she wets herself during the kissing scene.
Let me guess: She knows all about Japanese culture and is totally not watching it because it has Tom Cruise?
Wrong.
she knows nothing about Japanese culture and is totally watching it because of Tom Cruise
In the movie Tom Cruise didn't know anything about Japanese culture either, but eventually falls in love with it. She has the exact same character arc as Nathan Algren.
Karen pls
Full Metal Jacket fricked with her head lol
Has she ever seen a Lynch?
I'd watch her watching Inland Empire.
Boy, you'd better post that, and maybe in return I'll post some Ashtyn CIM webbums
Whaddya say
goddamit she likes firefly
now I can't pretend not to like her anymore