There is no future direction. Comic book movies are largely stand alone serials, like their source material.
And now that we've entered the Multiverse, no one's ever really gone.
Funniest part is when they’re pressing buttons on the ship looking for guns and it sets off Jeff Goldblum’s orgy pyrotechnics and music >IT’S MY BIRTHDAYYYYY
Stupid, but I laughed
>thing is literally classified as comedy >I SAW SOMETHING FUNNIER ONCE THIS ISNT COMEDY R U DOWN SYNDROME???
Shut the frick up you fricking moron, and quit projecting your condition onto others.
He knows to use the title "mister", but not that "doctor" is also a title? Surely, "doctor" is also a much more widely used title than "mister"?
are you guys actually moronic? mads is playing along with the joke until strange says his name, which unfortunately happens to be 'Strange' and now mads thinks its not a joke. theres a scene later where he says "oh youre actually a doctor" do i really need to spell this out
>mister... (asking dr strange for his name) >doctor (strange is not just a mister, hes a professional doctor) >mister doctor (attempt at humor) >its strange (my name is not doctor, my name is strange) >perhaps (confusion, disgust at perceived self deprecation)
>Surely, "doctor" is also a much more widely used title than "mister"
Mr. applies to every adult man. Doctor only applies to people with an MD or PhD.
Do you really think there's more doctors than men in the world?
I once got a phonecall in work. I asked the man his title: >"what's that?" >"Well, are you doctor or mister or what have you?“ >"How would I know if I'm a doctor?" >"Let's just put mister down"
Easier for them to special effects it than to wait for him to grow his hair out to that length naturally, what's funnier is why they didn't use a wig. It's kind of like how Cavill was shooting some other movie that required him to have a mustache while they were re-filming Justice League so they did a shitty job of editing it out that made his jaw look uncanny
Fun fact - Dan Harmon was brought in to make uncredited additions to the script to make it funnier since test audiences thought it was too serious. That Beyonce line and joke for instance were not in the og script.
That’s what I like about the first Doctor Strange movie; it’s a bit more serious than most MCU movies, and I’d say has a bit more going for it thematically than many of them as well.
based mads not buying into the bullshit rockefeller big pharma doctor garbage. i always refer to them as mr/mrs. they get so fricking butthurt from not calling them doctor. i then ask them to refer to me as doctor for a masters. glorified wikipedia readers that take your symptoms and plug into their fricking tablets for what drugs to push. frick them all.
this poster might be a schizo but he's 100% accurate that doctors are wikipedia reading symptom googlers. anybody that doesn't know this is simply young or lucky enough to have never been seriously injured and forced to endure doctors guessing what ineffective treatment to try next on their patient's tab. covid gave them an absolutely undeserved bump in public respect. REMINDER: medical errors are the third leading cause of death in the united states. doctors are many times more likely to kill you or your loved ones than:
-cops
-terrorists
-Black folk
-school shooters
-literally all but two diseases on planet earth
>he doesn't know doctors exist????
Holy shit. Are you all so autistic you can't tell when two people are prodding at eachother? He's being a pedantic c**t on purpose, not unaware of the concept of doctors. Get your shit together you fricking idiots.
I actually found this exchange funny. Comedy isn't inherently bad, it's only bad when you sacrifice story and character to make it work, like they've done with Thor.
this joke doesn't work because if mads doesn't know that doctor is a title and not a last name, then why would he think it's strange?
stupid marvel shit can't even keep the internal logic of one exchange going
In all honesty Jet always felt like a black guy to me anyway and even though they made Jet the wrong race he still felt like the most accurately portrayed character in that dumpster fire of an adaptation.
Literally voiced by a black dude. Though that doesn't make the character "Black", he does fall back on chinese feng shui an awful lot, but it doesn't rule it out considering the diaspora from Earth after the gate disaster.
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Anonymous
>Literally voiced by a black dude
english dub...
>he does fall back on chinese feng shui an awful lot, but it doesn't rule it out considering the diaspora from Earth after the gate disaster
homie he's fricking jigen. literally copypaste jigen only he clips trees.
>hmm yes well you see jet you are, after all, a BIG BLACK FRICKING GORILLA APE Black person
christ I can’t believe this flopped so hard even though Sam Raimi was so closely involved
That's gonna be a yikes from me dawg, that's gonna be, a yikes from me. I never give a yikes, I never give a fricking yikes. I don't like yikes. I think yikes is overdone, yikes is overplayed, I think people use yikes too much, I think yikes should have stayed in Scooby-Doo, for me. But this, this is a fricking yikes. This is yikes. This is Y I K E S in block capitals yikes . It's unbelievable.
Not bad.
Tbh >Elijah Wood?
Can still produce gales of laughter if you catch me in the right mood. The fact that an entire episode was spent building up his hatred for Daniel Radcliffe and making him a smug frick just to give Bojack the opportunity to frick everyone else over for the sake of taking one petty shot at him was kino.
And all the shit with JD Sallinger.
I like how they had to stop doing this bit because it was quickly turning unironic right in front of them. That and their constant praise for Marvel movies lmao
How many black people were in the last Robin Hood, King Arthur, or Shakespeare production on the BBC?
2 years ago
Anonymous
haven't seen the other 2 but i don't remember any in King Arthur (the chalamet movie) and it was pretty decent
2 years ago
Anonymous
oh nvm that's king Henry, then i haven't seen any of those 3 BBC shits, never will
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Anonymous
The point is that this isn’t limited to America
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Anonymous
sorry but america started this pandemic, weak minded countries just adopted it. I don't see any of this shit where i live
2 years ago
Anonymous
>america started this
marx was german
frankfurt school was german
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Anonymous
~~*German*~~
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Anonymous
~~*German*~~
These people bare little resemblance to Marx, who was a racist. >maybe we should make life better for the working classes and not be ruled over by ~~*elites*~~?
to >dude race is everything let's make everything about blacks
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Anonymous
karl marx himself was a israelislavBlack person
2 years ago
Anonymous
Bro, Marx never saw a computer. Shit is HIGHLY outdated.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Wtf I love communism now
2 years ago
Anonymous
you do if you ever see western media. where do you live
I would walk out right there. In my opinion boring b***hes are the ones who pretend that everything is happy go lucky. I hold a lot of unpopular opinions. If you don’t like it, bye.
You can hold unpopular opinions but when all you talk about is all the stuff that annoys you or is bad in this world, it's not only boring to listen to, but all you're doing is trying to validate your snowflake identity.
It's okay to talk about things you don't like, but it's so obvious what kind of a person you are when its the first kind of topic you wanna talk about
I hate the jocks and I hate the geeks.
I hate the trendies but I also hate the freaks.
I hate your b& and I hate Cinemaphile
I'm only happy when I'm in my misery.
Yes. They have a lot of nerve endings there, especially at the clit. Getting c**t punted hurts them at least as much as a guy getting kicked in the balls.
I've heard being punched in the boob is the female equivalent of a guy getting kicked in the balls. Being kicked in the vag sounds like it hurts but not as much
depends on what kind of hit. punches do nothing. kicks can easily cause bleeding. but from whar i've seen of women's fighting, you should always go for the breasts since they're a much easier target and are also very sensitive.
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Anonymous
Well, you've never been in a fight. You don't hit sensitive targets, tough people can lose an eye and still kill you with their intestines sticking out of a knife wound.
Groin hit on women is never disabling. Usually the first person disabled loses. Disabled means can't see, breathe, stand.
>Hire women as writers >They all suck >"Oh wait, no, it's because all of their higher-ups are now magically sex predators and deserve to get fired." >Women become top writers for their movie/show. >They still suck.
>Warden Burns: As warden, I can approve buying a copy of A Dance With Dragons for the prison library to go up on the Game of Thrones shelf. Now, the only problem is that The Winds of Winter and A Dream of Spring have yet to be published so those aren't available. Well, I can't do anything about what I can't control.
>Naaman: That is total bullshit! George R.R. Martin was supposed to deliver The Winds of Winter to his publisher over two years ago.
>Warden Burns: I know that was the original deadline. That's what it says here. But I'm reading to you from the Wikipedia page. It also says that Martin had a grueling promotion schedule or something, and it's interfered with his writing schedule. He's failed to complete The Winds of Winter.
>Naaman: That don't make no sense. Those two guys who transferred in from Federal last month knew about all the new stuff with the hot chick and her dragons.
>Warden Burns: No. I'm telling you, I believe those two inmates had that information from watching the TV series. Again, I'm reading to you. The series has jumped ahead! It's no longer following the books!
You see, it's funny because it's the current thing!!
This one keeps getting funnier because it's still been 2 or 3 years since this movie came out and the fat frick still hasn't finished Winds of Winter. It will probably become dated once he finishes it but it's more likely he'll die first
Hooo man, just keep right on wrecking that mythos, baby!
Seriously, how up your own ass do you have to be to think you're a better talent than the guy who came up with basically every cool Marvel concept? Keep right shitting on Kirby while you circle the drain, you one-note fricking hack.
Doesn't really matter. Know why the movies feel so meandering and directionless now? Because the halfass job they did "adapting" The Infinity Gauntlet gave it all the illusion of structure and storytelling, provided some connective tissue, however minimal. Without it, it's becoming increasingly obvious that the house was built not on a foundation of sand, but on a foundation of cardboard, cardboard in place of anything remotely resembling a foundation, and that foundation was Jack Kirby.
Without him, without his bright, optimistic message about mankind's potential, mankind's future, you have nothing but a hollow, clownish facade.
This is post-genius indeed
Underrated
genius and underrated
I enjoyed this movie as a one-off Thor comedy movie, but not the entire future direction of the franchise.
There is no future direction. Comic book movies are largely stand alone serials, like their source material.
And now that we've entered the Multiverse, no one's ever really gone.
That's comedy for you? Do you have down syndrome or something?
'Comedy' doesn't imply quality just the intent to be funny.
I bet you must have jumped and coomed whenever the capeshitter showed up on the silverscreen.
Yes
I never said any of it was funny. I said you were using the word wrong. Learn 2 reading comprehension.
> I don't know english but everyone else must coom for Marvel! haha! So I actually win!
Funniest part is when they’re pressing buttons on the ship looking for guns and it sets off Jeff Goldblum’s orgy pyrotechnics and music
>IT’S MY BIRTHDAYYYYY
Stupid, but I laughed
kys
IT’S MY BIRTHDAYYYY
David Cohen is so funny bro
>thing is literally classified as comedy
>I SAW SOMETHING FUNNIER ONCE THIS ISNT COMEDY R U DOWN SYNDROME???
Shut the frick up you fricking moron, and quit projecting your condition onto others.
>implication that the villain doesn't know what a doctor is
the joke works because his last name happens to be 'strange'
No it doesn't
Okay that one is actually fine. In a Naked Gun sort of way.
> is this some kind of bust?
...well yes it's very impressive, but we have to talk to you about a murder.
Imagine wasting mads on this throwaway villain
I literally don't even remember him
He's forgettable but this is comics so show me the body
He might be back is doctor strange 3
Theyre bringing yellowjacket Corey Stoll back for ant man 3
so it's true he'll be MODOK?
MAADSOK
ye
SDCC gays said he'd have a robot face, which I personally think is bullshit
He did have a metal mask on in the trailer but only because its supposed to be a big twist in the movie when it falls off and shows its Corey Stoll
any good images of the trailer that aren't from a shit angle
I mean they did it with almost every villain in MCU where cool actors are wasted on boring characters
bump
Rush Hour 1, 2, and 3 are all gold
chris rock is the goat
chris rock + bruce lee = kino every time
Somehow this was actually fun tho. Maybe the delivery
Nah, it worked because it was a fricking chinese speaking english and trying to tell his name. They can never pull this off today.
It’s also a jab at ebonics.
That’s good shit.
Kino
Back when comedy was 1)well-written and 2)funny:
They don't have doctors in magic school land?
Maybe the funniest moment in Marvel
Best joke in the MCU. Not saying much but this one is actually good.
This is actually the only thing in the marvel movies that actually made me chuckle.
I'm pretty sure even in the scene Mads' character was just fricking with him
At least, I hope
are you guys actually moronic? mads is playing along with the joke until strange says his name, which unfortunately happens to be 'Strange' and now mads thinks its not a joke. theres a scene later where he says "oh youre actually a doctor" do i really need to spell this out
Mads' character was a moron though.
>mister... (asking dr strange for his name)
>doctor (strange is not just a mister, hes a professional doctor)
>mister doctor (attempt at humor)
>its strange (my name is not doctor, my name is strange)
>perhaps (confusion, disgust at perceived self deprecation)
That makes it less funny.
yeah its not very funny to have to explain kindergarten level jokes to adult human beings
>pretty sure
If you have any doubt at all I'm sorry to tell you, but you are literally mentally slow
I will NEVER underestimate the potential stupidity of capeshit writers.
Yeah, thats the reason you can't detect basic human social cues. It's all Marvel's fault lol
He knows to use the title "mister", but not that "doctor" is also a title? Surely, "doctor" is also a much more widely used title than "mister"?
>Surely, "doctor" is also a much more widely used title than "mister"
Mr. applies to every adult man. Doctor only applies to people with an MD or PhD.
Do you really think there's more doctors than men in the world?
Widely as in multiple languages.
I once got a phonecall in work. I asked the man his title:
>"what's that?"
>"Well, are you doctor or mister or what have you?“
>"How would I know if I'm a doctor?"
>"Let's just put mister down"
don't forget DOCTOR jill biden chud
I liked it though
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
why the frick is Mads' hair CGI? lol
tiddies
I very much doubt that is why Mad's hair was cgi in the doctor strange movie.
who is she
hope solo. she has nudes
Easier for them to special effects it than to wait for him to grow his hair out to that length naturally, what's funnier is why they didn't use a wig. It's kind of like how Cavill was shooting some other movie that required him to have a mustache while they were re-filming Justice League so they did a shitty job of editing it out that made his jaw look uncanny
I love how this tittymonster got literally #cancelled on twitter
what happened?
This wqs one of the few actually funny capeshit quips
You can’t not make a joke like that with a name like “Doctor Strange.”
Fun fact - Dan Harmon was brought in to make uncredited additions to the script to make it funnier since test audiences thought it was too serious. That Beyonce line and joke for instance were not in the og script.
That’s what I like about the first Doctor Strange movie; it’s a bit more serious than most MCU movies, and I’d say has a bit more going for it thematically than many of them as well.
based mads not buying into the bullshit rockefeller big pharma doctor garbage. i always refer to them as mr/mrs. they get so fricking butthurt from not calling them doctor. i then ask them to refer to me as doctor for a masters. glorified wikipedia readers that take your symptoms and plug into their fricking tablets for what drugs to push. frick them all.
do americans really?
meds now
kino.
this poster might be a schizo but he's 100% accurate that doctors are wikipedia reading symptom googlers. anybody that doesn't know this is simply young or lucky enough to have never been seriously injured and forced to endure doctors guessing what ineffective treatment to try next on their patient's tab. covid gave them an absolutely undeserved bump in public respect. REMINDER: medical errors are the third leading cause of death in the united states. doctors are many times more likely to kill you or your loved ones than:
-cops
-terrorists
-Black folk
-school shooters
-literally all but two diseases on planet earth
ABSOLUTE
BENDIS
MOMENT
BENDIS DICK
>he doesn't know doctors exist????
Holy shit. Are you all so autistic you can't tell when two people are prodding at eachother? He's being a pedantic c**t on purpose, not unaware of the concept of doctors. Get your shit together you fricking idiots.
>and people hate marvel quips
I chuckled.
I actually found this exchange funny. Comedy isn't inherently bad, it's only bad when you sacrifice story and character to make it work, like they've done with Thor.
it's pretty stupid how his hair only looks good in this film and every single appearance after this one it's some disgustingly shitty wig
this joke doesn't work because if mads doesn't know that doctor is a title and not a last name, then why would he think it's strange?
stupid marvel shit can't even keep the internal logic of one exchange going
This one is actually okay, damn near a home run by marvel standards.
I immediately looked to see if someone else thought of this scene too.
ebin
The only good quip in capeshit
Funniest shit I have ever seen in my entire life.
what movie is this, I don't remember this at all
i know a guy literally named doctor, because his mother wanted to name him after the person who delivered him.
he goes by his middle name.
Is this a wog thing? There were two different wogs called Surgeon at my high school, both special needs for very different reasons
Reminds me of that guy in Fargo s4
>"Name's Doctor. Uh, Doctor Senator. It was my mother's idea. She had high hopes for me."
Did someone say...Mister Doctor?
These ones are pure soul. homosexual morons need not reply.
hiro fix your fricking servers you homosexual zipperhead I need to view the ban end message so I can post normally again
funny and sovlful
dumb
what were they thinking
Hahaha! What the heck, dude!? An eyebrow? Lmaooooooooooooooo! How do they come up with this?
What movie moron
Goyslop 4826
Will I get it if I haven't seen the first 4825?
Don't worry it catches you up for the first 2 hours
what mouth
If you read it out loud with a lisp it makes more sense why someone found this funny
probably the biggest miss i can think of in the mcu
Wut?
They made him black just for this joke.
In all honesty Jet always felt like a black guy to me anyway and even though they made Jet the wrong race he still felt like the most accurately portrayed character in that dumpster fire of an adaptation.
The voice was on point. It’s the only proper thing about any of the characters imo
jett never felt like a black guy, he felt like jigen from lupin the 3rd with a robot arm
you're one of those weird frickers who look for blacks in daddy roles
Literally voiced by a black dude. Though that doesn't make the character "Black", he does fall back on chinese feng shui an awful lot, but it doesn't rule it out considering the diaspora from Earth after the gate disaster.
>Literally voiced by a black dude
english dub...
>he does fall back on chinese feng shui an awful lot, but it doesn't rule it out considering the diaspora from Earth after the gate disaster
homie he's fricking jigen. literally copypaste jigen only he clips trees.
>Literally voiced by a black dude
>Merkatz
Nice
Nope, he’s black. Cope and seethe homosexual.
Any time someone uses "dumpster fire" to describe something, I immediately discard their opinion.
Was this the line that got the show cancelled after 1 week?
What's the show?
Cowboy Bebop Remake
It was Ed being so dogshit and also happening to be one of thte main producer's kid
>not posting the whole exchange
Dishonest
are you implying it's any better in context? it's not
>hmm yes well you see jet you are, after all, a BIG BLACK FRICKING GORILLA APE Black person
christ I can’t believe this flopped so hard even though Sam Raimi was so closely involved
sneed
I laugh every time I see the ifunny logo.
QUEEN slayed that chud hard
>"I'm being paid to write this"
what did he mean by this
Remember the awkward sex joke at the start of no way home
CRACKLING PUDDING FARTS
bbbbbbrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaapppppp
I love the fact that he's not even acting. And people thought movies during the writer's strike were bad.
Reminder that exchanges like this is what the old WB regime wanted DC to be.
Based.
When your bling is iced out but that shit melting from all your hot bars, you got the drip.
fr
>Black person speak
White men are irrelevent
The best line in the entire MCU.
she look like monkey
I want to frick that monkey
the 30 years old wall is really insane. This chick was so hot in Godzilla 2014. She looks 40 here.
she looks fine man, you just have a skewed vision of what women should look like at certain ages - many such cases
HEAVING bosom.
She's hot, she just has weird make-up on
Having seen her in person, she does look her age, but she is still pretty damn hot. And double sided tape is the bane of my existence.
>double sided tape is the bane of my existence.
Why?
Because it was very obvious that she wasn't wearing a bra.
i always thought she gave kind big sister vibes like when she was slapping aubreys ass and giving her a scarf with some snuggles
What is she wearing?
Have you never seen a tuxedo before?
Her breasts are exposed
It's summer
Doesn't count. No nip.
I wish. The free the nippple people would have a field day
What? No way!
I love Lizzie and her red carpet fashion.
She's had a lot of great looks yeah
Too much
>low cut
bless her
>that little bit of her soft, slightly flabby tummy
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>nothing personnel, kid
if you're over the age of 18 and watch this shit it's a big yikes from me dawg
That's gonna be a yikes from me dawg, that's gonna be, a yikes from me. I never give a yikes, I never give a fricking yikes. I don't like yikes. I think yikes is overdone, yikes is overplayed, I think people use yikes too much, I think yikes should have stayed in Scooby-Doo, for me. But this, this is a fricking yikes. This is yikes. This is Y I K E S in block capitals yikes . It's unbelievable.
I went to see it with two cute girls and had a flask of gin with me. probably my favorite theater experience.
I can't tell if you're joking or not but this post is cringe ashkmhr4 frick
she really tried with bojack. but i guess she did that with everything after her coma
Best joke in bojack imo
Is Bojack's dick accurately sized?
Not bad.
Tbh
>Elijah Wood?
Can still produce gales of laughter if you catch me in the right mood. The fact that an entire episode was spent building up his hatred for Daniel Radcliffe and making him a smug frick just to give Bojack the opportunity to frick everyone else over for the sake of taking one petty shot at him was kino.
And all the shit with JD Sallinger.
NORMAL
>made Mr Peanutbutter into a cuck
What a worthless way to end a show
HORSE GUY
The webm that shits on Cinemaphile
>talk about hentai and don't talk about Black folk
hella cringe advice
you are proving her right 🙂
>casual racism
frick off
racist :/
>thing is fed to you everywhere
>don't like it
>NOOOOOO YOU CAN'T TALK ABOUT IT AHHHH
questioning is not the same as hating, sorry chudbro your meme doesn't make sense
>questioning is not the same as hating, >sorry chudbro
Do gays really?
i'm not a gay, sorry chudbro
>i'm not a gay,
>sorry chudbro
Do shitskin troons really?
not an argument
I like how they had to stop doing this bit because it was quickly turning unironic right in front of them. That and their constant praise for Marvel movies lmao
>I like how <my personal headcanon>
He’s completely corrected though
who are trying to fool, you samegayging ESL moron? lmao
Embarrassing
Blindly hating something for petty reasons isn't asking questions and will actually make products worse due to lack of actual criticism.
>Blindly hating something for petty reasons
For example?
90% of the "criticism" on Cinemaphile. I don't have a problem with it, but don't act like it's just asking questions.
Does she love people who talk about what they hate?
If not, why isn't she being silent?
>Taking life advice from an undergraduate girl
Then why do brown and black people get to complain about ypipo all the time?
but you complain about browns and blacks all the time as well, in fact that's what 90% of this site does
this is some fringe basketweaving forum whereas anti-white racist rhetoric is everywhere in the media, don't relate the two chud
maybe in america lmao
How many black people were in the last Robin Hood, King Arthur, or Shakespeare production on the BBC?
haven't seen the other 2 but i don't remember any in King Arthur (the chalamet movie) and it was pretty decent
oh nvm that's king Henry, then i haven't seen any of those 3 BBC shits, never will
The point is that this isn’t limited to America
sorry but america started this pandemic, weak minded countries just adopted it. I don't see any of this shit where i live
>america started this
marx was german
frankfurt school was german
~~*German*~~
These people bare little resemblance to Marx, who was a racist.
>maybe we should make life better for the working classes and not be ruled over by ~~*elites*~~?
to
>dude race is everything let's make everything about blacks
karl marx himself was a israelislavBlack person
Bro, Marx never saw a computer. Shit is HIGHLY outdated.
Wtf I love communism now
you do if you ever see western media. where do you live
Because you live in a shithole
>I talk about shit that I hate in relation to why I appreciate the things that I like
What now, roastie?
Memes aside, what is this actually from?
I believe the movie is called Liberal Arts
I would walk out right there. In my opinion boring b***hes are the ones who pretend that everything is happy go lucky. I hold a lot of unpopular opinions. If you don’t like it, bye.
I wouldn't worry about it - any anon that replies to that webm has basically 0 chances to be in that situation to begin with.
You can hold unpopular opinions but when all you talk about is all the stuff that annoys you or is bad in this world, it's not only boring to listen to, but all you're doing is trying to validate your snowflake identity.
It's okay to talk about things you don't like, but it's so obvious what kind of a person you are when its the first kind of topic you wanna talk about
How many vaccines have you taken you fricking homosexual? This world has turned to shit and I won't pretend it's not.
Imagine being frick in the ass and you can't talk about it with your rapist or everyone else after because "it's boring"
i think she is talking about fun things you hate, not rape chudbro
Rape is fun, I hate it when it's done to me tho
based
contrarian homosexuals are annoying as shit, and are just the other side of the same coin as the 'sheep' they hate
>contrarian homosexuals are annoying as shit
Be quiet about things you hate
>talking about what i love
>everybody else shits on what i love
ill keep at shitting
>Okay, what do you like then?
>>Oh idk... netflix.
me in the back
What if I love raping children? Is she going to keep her mouth shut in response?
I hate the jocks and I hate the geeks.
I hate the trendies but I also hate the freaks.
I hate your b& and I hate Cinemaphile
I'm only happy when I'm in my misery.
Don't post Liz, I'm not trying to fall in love tonight
Passively refusing to hold and state negative opinions about the world around you is worse.
they are all like this and then when you talk about pro wrestling and yu gi oh cards they laugh
anon, "cool things" means netflix and current thing
yeah i know but i love to talk about pro wrestling and older gen yu gi oh cards
a million replies every time
I dont really care whats cool i like what i like and dislike what i dislike what is this npc babble?
It’s fine if you are going for a comedic take and ragnarok was good as it is but not for Thor to be goofy for all the movies
this would be the top cringe moment if Faye weren't in the show
Exactly, my friend with the four identical numerals at the end of his post no.
Netflix writers need to be tarred and feathered just like we did in the good old days
Nice digits
Does it really hurt females that much when they get hit in the groin?
Yes. They have a lot of nerve endings there, especially at the clit. Getting c**t punted hurts them at least as much as a guy getting kicked in the balls.
I've heard being punched in the boob is the female equivalent of a guy getting kicked in the balls. Being kicked in the vag sounds like it hurts but not as much
Groin strikes are effective on both genders.
depends on what kind of hit. punches do nothing. kicks can easily cause bleeding. but from whar i've seen of women's fighting, you should always go for the breasts since they're a much easier target and are also very sensitive.
Well, you've never been in a fight. You don't hit sensitive targets, tough people can lose an eye and still kill you with their intestines sticking out of a knife wound.
Groin hit on women is never disabling. Usually the first person disabled loses. Disabled means can't see, breathe, stand.
why do I get an event horizon vibe outta this shit
I mean even if this line wasnt out of shit this is out of character
she cute though
Any actor fed a line like this should have legal right to kill their scriptwriter.
The delivery makes it 100x worse
feel like an ESL wrote that line and thought it was the smartest shit ever
This line literally killed the entire show and it died just after one season
There was far more wrong and shit that just that line
I was so close to giving in and trying it out until I saw this part kek
>it's called wienerpit for a reason
>Hire women as writers
>They all suck
>"Oh wait, no, it's because all of their higher-ups are now magically sex predators and deserve to get fired."
>Women become top writers for their movie/show.
>They still suck.
>ITT post genius script writing
>Warden Burns: As warden, I can approve buying a copy of A Dance With Dragons for the prison library to go up on the Game of Thrones shelf. Now, the only problem is that The Winds of Winter and A Dream of Spring have yet to be published so those aren't available. Well, I can't do anything about what I can't control.
>Naaman: That is total bullshit! George R.R. Martin was supposed to deliver The Winds of Winter to his publisher over two years ago.
>Warden Burns: I know that was the original deadline. That's what it says here. But I'm reading to you from the Wikipedia page. It also says that Martin had a grueling promotion schedule or something, and it's interfered with his writing schedule. He's failed to complete The Winds of Winter.
>Naaman: That don't make no sense. Those two guys who transferred in from Federal last month knew about all the new stuff with the hot chick and her dragons.
>Warden Burns: No. I'm telling you, I believe those two inmates had that information from watching the TV series. Again, I'm reading to you. The series has jumped ahead! It's no longer following the books!
You see, it's funny because it's the current thing!!
it's funny because it's absurd
>it's funny because it's absurd
that was pretty funny ngl
That movie is so unfunny and you pick that joke to b***h about?
This one keeps getting funnier because it's still been 2 or 3 years since this movie came out and the fat frick still hasn't finished Winds of Winter. It will probably become dated once he finishes it but it's more likely he'll die first
S2 of the Picard show is probably the worst written season of television in history. Literally every line is bad.
>another fun thread derailed into crying about black people
I love nu-/tv/
>I love nu-/tv/
newbie
dey hea
Imagine being in a group of writers spending hours writing the script, and finding this acceptable.
Hooo man, just keep right on wrecking that mythos, baby!
Seriously, how up your own ass do you have to be to think you're a better talent than the guy who came up with basically every cool Marvel concept? Keep right shitting on Kirby while you circle the drain, you one-note fricking hack.
>he's comparing marvel movies to marvel comic books again
Two different audiences bud
Doesn't really matter. Know why the movies feel so meandering and directionless now? Because the halfass job they did "adapting" The Infinity Gauntlet gave it all the illusion of structure and storytelling, provided some connective tissue, however minimal. Without it, it's becoming increasingly obvious that the house was built not on a foundation of sand, but on a foundation of cardboard, cardboard in place of anything remotely resembling a foundation, and that foundation was Jack Kirby.
Without him, without his bright, optimistic message about mankind's potential, mankind's future, you have nothing but a hollow, clownish facade.
Somehow
Idk who baffles me more, MCU writers or MCU fans for liking this shit.
I’m surprised the movie wasn’t titled “Dedpewl XD!!!”
not mcu
>*smacks lips* So whatchu be sayin'?
>*pays with EBT* That I'z can dodge muhfuggin bullets 'n sheeit?
>quips > one liners
You can disagree but we know you're a boomer