ITT: post movies that disappointed you in ways you did NOT expect. pic related

ITT: post movies that disappointed you in ways you did NOT expect

pic related
they're frogs for like 90% of the runtime, the frick

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody watched this gay shit.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's not too bad

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Keith David was so kino in this

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes he was.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes he was.

      ARE YOU READY

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I loved when Disney used to do these types of musical numbers.
        Not really a song that halts the whole movie with like three refrains, more of an actual scene that pushes the plot forward but it's sung. This is how you do musicals imo

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Disnay used to employ people who write music for musicals, but for Wish swaped them for pop lyrics writers.
          So songs are now no longer part of a narrative, but stand alone pieces

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Could be worse, could go full Illumination and use muh 80s songs.
            Sorry, you already used Take On Me with Trey Parker in Despicable Me 3, you do not get to use it again in Mario

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Disnay used to employ people who write music for musicals, but for Wish swaped them for pop lyrics writers.
          So songs are now no longer part of a narrative, but stand alone pieces

          This makes me sad

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fricking kino. Is the rest of the movie worth it?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's not bad at all but that's its peak right there

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's ok. The best scenes involve Keith's character

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes its good
          The rest; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTqHbiE0vl8

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It is alright. Not bad, not great. They played it too safe, which made it a bit too boring and predictable imo. The Facilier scenes are the best though.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, its a good movie overall. The first act is fantastic but like some other anon said when they go frog mode it becomes a by the numbers Disney affair, then picks back up a bit near the end.

            This. Facilier is one of the most based Disney villains and the bayou/voodoo aesthetic is 11/10, but the movie drops off hard in the middle and becomes too predictable. The firefly character was also stupid as frick.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, its a good movie overall. The first act is fantastic but like some other anon said when they go frog mode it becomes a by the numbers Disney affair, then picks back up a bit near the end.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >black characters do black things i stead of being reskined white people
        Disnay made this?!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      ARE YOU READY

      he's also only in the movie for like 10 minutes

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's pretty forgettable

      he's barely in it

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    They should have called it “The Princess (who gets turned into a frog) and the Frog”.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes. The fricking CGI bear.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      the north water was the superior boat kino

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >2021
        risky
        should I give it a shot or is this anon incorrect?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          it's devoid of any modern day politics if that's what you're wondering. give the first episode a shot and see if you like it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is boring as frick and anyone saying otherwise is a contrarian homosexual

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I really liked it but the monster design could have been so much better

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Disney wanted to hide the fact that the princess was black as much time as possible.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >as much time as possible
      You should take their cue and hide the fact that you're not white a bit harder.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        go falseflag some other thread

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well they failed. I never watched it because of the promo artwork.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have never seen a movie's plot fall harder in the second half than with pic related

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      filtered

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I have never seen a movie's plot fall harder in the second half
      technically it's after 10 minutes and I havent seen Dark City, but I assure you the fall is much greater

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did you watch the directors cut?

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I fricking hate black people more than any of you can possibly imagine
    You all fancy yourself hardened racists but you’re not out of the fricking nursery yet compared to me.
    And all of that being said, this movie wasn’t bad.
    It was still 2D animation instead of cheap 3D pajeet shit.
    The songs were very good.
    Yes they race swapped the princess but this was actually an ok reimagining.
    It wasn’t blacks in medieval Germany, it was a retelling of the tale in New Orleans.
    Also Tiana was drawn attractive and her character was good.
    I seethed infinitely more when I saw fricking Mexicans and hadjis wandering around Arundell in frozen 2, or when they flanderized Wreck it Ralph, from a lonely guy looking for his place in a world that rejects him, into a needy incel simp chasing after some lesbian israelite

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >or when they flanderized Wreck it Ralph, from a lonely guy looking for his place in a world that rejects him, into a needy incel simp chasing after some lesbian israelite
      huh
      not fricking watching the sequel then

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >first 2d animated Disney movie in ages
      >Black person shoved in our faces
      anon I believe I am more racist than you but that's ok, I'm glad you love your race all the same.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Top Gun Maverick
    The last 15 minutes are just Mission Impossible.

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