no memes, no jokes, no fun
just unironically post what you think is the worst movie of all time
itt: post the worst movie youve ever seen
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do not watch unless you're drunk
THE walter koening???!!!???!!!?
the older I get the more I realize Scorsese movies are just two-hour long music videos, not much different from suicide squad really
>A film is - or should be - more like music than like fiction. It should be a progression of moods and feelings. The theme, what's behind the emotion, the meaning, all that comes later.
Kubrick
Maybe in your next life you will realize that film is a visual medium and yes, movies should be more like music videos, rather than people reading the script and le plot twists.
The rhythm and the visuals are all that counts for the experience and the emotions you feel watching a film. Thats the difference between film and a tv series.
You're actually correct OP, deadpool 2 and doctor strange in madness shit come close.
Nothing would compare to that pieve of shit movie. Also fuck Ayer for sucking Gunn's dick in hopes he'll greenlit his director's cuck with blacked Harley Quinn
>blacked harley quinn
Im so glad that never happened & that will smith’s wife wouldnt let him be in TSS. i liked her flirty thing with rick flagg.
t.
worst movie I've ever seen in a theater
Ya Manyack
My sister re-watched this heaps.
I found it to be not that bad, as long as watching it isn't the only thing you're doing at the very moment.
Went to this not knowing what the fuck it was, regretted it within 5 minutes. Only time I've ever walked out.
This should've been a 7 minute SNL sketch not a full length movie.
>no memes
>no jokes
>OP posts fucking suicide squad
>other anons unsurprisingly posting marvel slop
Dont get me wrong they are shit movies but how are they HONESTLY the worst films ever?
I suppose it depends on what you look for in film. I enjoy novelty. If a film is poorly made and has no semblance of structure it is at least working outside the confines of familiarity. Sort of like the difference between a dog trying to say human words and a human saying those same words. Most people get a kick out of the dog. For example, I know I've seen worse than The Avengers, but everything from the characters to the way the picture looks is so utterly hum drum it flatlines any interest. My feelings are then compounded when I see the critical and popular acclaim. Somehow, it makes the movie a bigger blight on the film landscape.
No, OP is absolute valid posting Suicide Squad. I would laugh at anyone posting "recent blockbuster" normally, but Squad 2016 really is an absolute piece of shit from every conceivable angle. Even in basic editing it's a disaster.
Oh and I forgot to mention, the fact that it cost 200M and was a tentpole blockbuster with hundreds of people working on it does play a factor in how disdainful I am of it. I can take a bad blockbuster, no problem. This was a special kind of trash that had no business being put on a film print in the condition it was.
I implore you to watch something like The Room or Plan 9 from Outer Space to truly know what bad movies are like
I have seen both of them. I have special disdain for Suicide Squad because of how ineptly made it is despite being a tentpole blockbuster made for 200 million instead of Ed Wood's little cardboard sets and dentist pretending to be Bela Lugosi.
there are some really bad movies that i can respect more because they are atleast original, even if its original garbage. suicide squad was like a facsimile of movie tropes thrown together in a blender. a dark muddled mess with an actual skybeam cgi clusterfuck climax. it legitimately felt like something a 13 year old would make.
It also has no second act. It has a normal film runtime, there's a long first act, and a third act, but no second. They simply didn't put one in. If you haven't seen the film, you might think this would cause issues with the third act. You would be correct.
snyderfags will tell you its because of studio meddling and editing but the truth is it was just a fundamentally flawed film
For some very weird reason, my aunt was praising this movie to the high heavens.
It was one of the worst animated films I have ever seen and I don't know what she was smoking.
My pick too. I, for some ungodly reason, have seen this film twice.
I didn't know why my aunt was praising that film as a 10/10 masterpiece.
She didn't even do it as a joke like with Morbius (another Sony film), she unironically loved The Emoji Movie.
She all but blackmailed me into watching it, and I set myself free by lying that it was okay.
It's scary to think that one day we will probably be that out of touch.
And The Emoji Movie has nothing. At least Morbius had the memes and the HAVE SEX dance scene.
Aye. I agree.
>Featuring Dante from Devil May Cry
The Beast of Yucca Flats
Not even MST3K could make it fun.
That or Hostel.
Posting Marvel is probably cheating but still.
I actually liked Thor Ragnarok and found this unwatchable, what the fuck happened
Takita Wakiti had too much power, he made a goofy Thor movie and thought people wanted to see some more of it. The problem with this is that he forgot who Thor was, Thor was an emotionally damaged man and the whole movie just glosses over it. It's not like he just forgot that his home world and his brother are long gone, he's also still shown to be suffering through it during the events of Endgame, even more so because he didn't get to kill Thanos when he had the chance which led to everyone dying. He also cut out a lot of scenes, lots of Gore killing people and some cameos from Jeff Goldblum and a couple other established characters if I remember correctly. The worst scene that was removed was one of Zeus giving Thor his thunderbolt and teaching him how to use it. They sacrificed that scene so they could set up a Hercules cameo in the end credits, something barely anyone outside of comic book rings and Greek mythology rings would care about
In short, they goofed up Thor and sacrificed good scenes for a funny movie (which isn't even that funny)
Fun fact: Russel Crowe was originally going to play the devil in the movie, but hit role was changed to Zeus. Before this, the pantheon of gods was considered to be led by Jesus Christ instead of Zeus. He would have fit the theme of thunder incredibly well, however, they most definitely would have mocked Him and made jokes about His crucifixion wounds
This looked bad,.I remember the first trailer thinking who the fuck thought this was a good idea. It's really sad what marvel has done to Thor. "Hey let's make him fat and a neet, hey let's make him a goofy comedian!!" Nu marvel is a joke.
All of these godawful "parody" movies that were so popular in the mid 2000s
these were such a grift. 90% of the “jokes” were just things they saw in trailers for upcoming movies so people could go “hah, i recognize thing”, cant believe they actually did so well for a while
although i remember superhero movie being better
I'M FUCKING MATT DAMON
I liked most of these but meet the spartans was really really bad, epic movie was maybe not as good as the other ones either
This one was awful for sure but you can’t tell me scary movie 1-3.5 (first half of 4 had me rolling) weren’t great.
Also superhero movie and epic movie had at least a couple of moments
Nah they are completely soulless compared to parody movies of the past like Naked Gun and Hot Shots, all of the "jokes" are just references, even garbage like Spy Hard is better
Probably not the worst but that Stalingrad German movie is a boring and incredibly long "war is le bad" tripe that I hated sitting through
Never even heard it mentioned on /misc/.
one of the most movies of all time
i liked it
What is wrong with you?
I'm convinced the actors were all blackmailed into doing this movie. Nothing else comes close.
it was a money laundering thing
Most of it was shot in bits and pieces over several years. Some of it was doing a favor to a filmmaker, others were just selling it to an actor saying "yeah it's a small part you'll have a ball", a bunch of them straight up forgot they were even in it and were confused when the movie was brought up to them.
Jesus would you shut the fuck up
I love this movie. It's like Freddy Got Fingered. Anti-movie kino.
The movie is nowhere near Freddy Got Fingered’s league.
>Mclovin
>Chloe Grace-Moretz looking not awful
2013 feels like it was 20 years ago, not 10.
never seen this, but johnny knoxville looks good for his age
His hair was already gray then too, he dyed it for so long
>LOOK HOW MANY gnomish CELEBRITIES WE CAN FIT IN ONE MOVIE
this movie really redpills you
I unironically liked this. Also fapped to Halle berry making guacamole with her boobs.
it’s not a good movie but it’s not as terrible as the internet makes you think it is
Shayamalan's Last Airbender was pretty wretched.
The memes don't really do it justice. You have to see the movie to really grasp how bad it is.
Last Jedi
Fuck you that's pure kinô you absolute numbnuts
try watching the sequel
If I didn't like the first movie why would I watch the sequel
its worse, so it'll be your new "worst movie ever"
is this one of those “horror” comedies for teens like freaky
Tree is hot though so maybe you are gay?
But that was a good movie. Not just "not the worst movie ever made", a straight up good movie.
Thanks for sealing in the fact that I will never accept anyone's opinions on any media from this board or website or the internet
Why, you gonna cry?
95% of capeshit movies. Even as a kid I couldn't stomach most capeshit.
Margot Robbie looks so fucking hot in that outfit so I can't hate that movie
Genuinely the only movie i regret wasting time and money to see. I'm able to get some entertainment value out of even the shittiest movies, but this was just a bland forgettable nothing of a movie and I want my $10 and hour and a half of my life back.
The limited time Denny's menu made to promote the film was pretty kino though. Loved the Fantastic Four-Cheese Omlette.
the dennys in my town is so bad, like notoriously bad, it takes them legit an hour to make every order and they are so understaffed. it sucks because i miss dennys
Some of the worst casting choices in history.
Yeah, let's cast the mopey faced gnomish nerd as Reed Richards. That will go well.
>disappearing tank turret
>Fantfourstic
an adam sandler about a bathtub
Being a Snyderfag. Josstice League is my worst movie theater experience. Fuckin opening scene we get annoying orange superman. The most shocking thing I've ever seen in a "blockbuster" film. How that got released I still don't know.
No doubt in my mind.
Hate this more then StarWars9, Suicide squad and all the Evil in the world. Thinking about it ìs an unpleasant experience.
What the fuck is this?
a shitty movie made when paris hilton was at the peak of her fame
A real contender for worst movie. I don't even like capeshit but I think most of you are just posting them to fit in
I think you're a retard who thinks he understands people when in reality you're just a moron.
Jiu-jitsu with Nic Cage. Everything else seems like a masterpiece in comparison.
charlies angels
the recent one
Iron Eagle
Species II by far. The first movie was no masterpiece but was atleast enjoyable. This movie is just softcore porn with a very poor plot. So basically softcore porn
Holmes and Watson
And this is coming from someone who likes garbage like Stepbrothers.
I loved this one. Just a goofball movie with high production values.
Sadako DX is proof that 2 bombs were not enough
Qrd?
Basically , the Americans only dropped two bombs instead of finishing the fucking job
Porn Parody was better
This alongside Batman V Superman were like an "awakening' moment for me in terms of movies. I legit was hyped and consumed all the collider garbage unironically and when they all gave it glowing reviews I couldn't believe it. Suicide Squad was the first movie I've ever seen where I felt nothing as the credits rolled. Started watching non superhero shit for the first time so i give it props for that I guess.
t. James Gunn
SS >>> TSS
This is the Worst movie I ever saw in theaters
I always see this and Aeon Flux together on used movie sites, always some of the cheapest movies they have there. TSS is also garbage, SS could've been better had they not abandoned the original style and botched the editing
>seeing DCslop in theaters
board of retards
I am 100% sure that one of these movie had a trailer that ended in stars in the sky that were in the shape of a dick with a shooting star coming out of the tip. I remember the theater laughing, and it was one of these 2 movies, but I've never found it again, and it doesn't seem related to wither movie. Anyone know what I'm talking about?
She warns this is a world that you.............. may not understand in the trailer, methinks you were filtered
>mom I want Aeon Flux
>we have Aeon Flux at home
Saw this as a kid and thought it looked cool. Also:
>tummy
I remember when it got confirmed that it existed and thought it was actually going to be a completely different unbutchered version
instead all I got was 4 hours with the same shit but
>oh look martian manhunter tease
>oh look green lantern tease
>darkseid is the big bad instead of cuckenwolf
>overdrawn flash running scene
>oh look old gods tease
>oh look we changed the colors and the music
fucking christ how did DC and WB manage to fuck up this shit twice
how did snyder even convince retards this was good?
batman looks like he needs to take a shit
The original JL is hands down my top 3 worst movies ever made. How the fuck DC watched it and said "yup we should release this is beyond me" cuckenwolf was such a shit villian, how the league fawns over gnomish wonder woman, the plot ect. Just such a shit movie.
Transcendence starring Jonny Depp
Joel Kinammen really needs another agent. I like the actor but he's mostly in absolute shit most of the time
yeah hes not doing anything good these days
this one is definitely up there from a disappointment standard. that trailer was so fucking good, goddammit.
Yoga hosers. Couldn't finish it.
I mean, you could pretty much just cover your eyes and point in the direction of any movie in the last 10 years. This one and Detective Pikachu stand out, for me. When people ask me this question my cached answer is Jurassic World.
All of the early 2000s American Pie knock offs, this one made me feel genuinely angry at everyone involved
I stopped watching RedLetterMedia after they said this was good
>Beep! Mail motherfucker!
How could anyone not like eurotrip
if they were born after 9/11
Got raped by the flügengeklempten and watching the movie gave them flashbacks.
>My cached answer
How do people like you exist?
This is the movie that ended her film career. No one has seen it. It's terrible.
You sure about that?
I win.
That just made me cry like a bitch. This is a bad film?
pretty sure it won an academy award
Oh, so it is bad. I see.
It won fucking Best Picture.
Still one of the all-time worst winners, going back 95 years.
>He thinks Oscars mean anything over the last two decades
They're bought awards anon. It's not about talent it's about who you know and which movie studio will pay for your cake trophy.
You're just the type of retard the movie is meant for--you'd probably forget there was a nonsequitor scene about there being a box of blanks beside the box of real bullets. Gee, I wonder why they had a conversation about it and a prolonged shot of the two different boxes?!
It won for solving racism. Same logic as Green Book winning (it was the director's follow up to Movie 43 btw, kek). How did is solve racism?
>black people speak in MSNBC talking points before they steal a car
>a cop pulls a man for driving while black sexually assaults his wife--coincidentally saves her from a fire at the end (it's filmed kind of like a sex scene too)
P.S. Please remember this isn't supposed to be a comedy.
Bro what? This shit won oscars? What the actual fuck? This is a youtube tier parody or an ad for drug abuse or something.
Return of the King really was the last time the oscars meant something.
It was ridiculously hyped and people were going on and on about how important it was. They're retconing it now and pretending that a lot of people criticized it as being stupid but that's untrue.
The only context for Crash is Dr. Orpheus in Venture Bros receiving a copy in the mail, exclaiming that it's a shit movie, and his daughter saying she ordered it because they said it was good.
This. This so fucking much. Pretentious:the movie. Omg racism is bad!! What if everyone was racist!?!?!
They aren't even good at being racist. It's completely amateur racism
What the FUCK is this? These comments make me feel insane
>think your daughter gets shot
>yell at the sky instead of checking of she was even shot or where or if she can be saved
This movie is shit
idk if this counts since I walked out 20 mins or so in when they started talking about bees. Idk why but the stupidity of this movie made me so angry.
You just know.
Extremely based movie about juice ruling class exploitation
I still don't know why everyone thought Mila was pretty all those years. She still looks ugly both with 2 cm of makeup and without it.
I stopped watching all capeshit years ago, it just doesn't appeal to me and the first Fantastic Four movie is one of the worst movies I've ever seen.
The Phantom Menace is the most disappointed I've been seeing a movie in the theatre. (Sorry zoomers, its total shit.)
Satan's Cheerleaders is a low-budget 70s film I randomly caught once, and it is shockingly boring for a horror movie with hot cheerleaders.
However I'd watch all three of them back to back rather than watch Problem Child again. The kid is completely unlikable, the whole movie has this weird mean-spirited tone, and worst of all it isn't the slightest bit funny.
An ex was really big on this and Clifford, and my reaction of
>Real-life John would've smothered Junior if Kramer didn't realistically dome him in the car
convinced her I was unsuitable to be a father and would probably murder our hypothetical children if they dropped a cereal bowl, considering the core of both is
>WHHHHYYYYY AREN'T YOU FIXING HIM BY BEING A REAL DAD AND DISPENSING UNCONDITIONAL LOVE!!!!!
with the obligatory "dude takes L to atone towards shitty girlfriend who said-shithead kid manipulated" convinced me these movies are made for future munchie moms
She also hated Look Who's Talking, and insisted she'd be 100% in the right to murder John Travolta midway into the movie, and mothers everywhere would defend her
This poster looks like something an alien would make thinking that it understands human culture.
It's the psychological horror counterpart to Problem Child's Cronenbergian horror, Charles and Martin do a good job at displaying two different types of mental breakdowns
The HDTV rip was on our list since I had just made her family a nice Netburst HTPC, but I gave up when she straight-up said I'm not entitled to watch movies with her, and implied pushing it was something a rapist would do. Fucking Diary of a Wimpy Kid ended things entirely and lead to that, since she demanded I stop trying to hold her hand due to germs* less than 5 mins into it. This is also obviously something that happened in 2010
So yeah, crazy, and she was just barely out of her (fake, one-night-stand-based) relationship with the HS art teacher, while also being just barely out of HS herself
>Clifford
Odds are crazy but did she also really like Gladiator?
I sat through this whole movie waiting for the big red dog to appear and was sorely disappointed.
Women have horrible taste in movies. My ex LOVED the pest and biodome. Watched those 24/7 and thought Paulie shore was cool. She gave a mean bj and had immaculate breasts outside of that she was retarded.
I mean, she might be right if you really thought that's how it should go down in real life.
>a kid named problem child is unlikeable
You might be a fucking idiot.
A rare 0/10 movie.
Is that the one were Owen Wilson gets decapitated?
yes, he also says "wow" in it a million times
This is a 6/10 just for the love they put into decorating the set.
Who are these movies made for? Is it for NPC parents or something?
>posting the one with a semblance of structure to it when baby geniuses 2: superbabies exists
This puddle of sewage plopped out in two weeks for like 200k as an ashcan copy to hang onto the franchise rights. This is the one with Fathead instead of Pinhead.
I do agree that Suicide Squad is the worst mainstream blockbuster of the past 10 years. I really can't think of anything worse
Can't decide between pic related, Pacific Rim 2 or Alien: Covenant.
My recent pick
Worst tarantino by far
this poster reminds of better off dead, good movie
>better off dead
Absolute teen 80s kino.
I like the way her thigh jiggles when it gets cut off during the wreck.
I didn’t realize until recently that this was all Tarantino. Though he was just a producer or writer or something.
Good concept bogged down by being too long and you can literally see Tarantino sniffing his own farts
very weird movie, first half with bitches talking is one of the worst shit I've ever seen. Second movie is one of the best action kinos ever made
I enjoyed "The Da Vinci Code" but Angels and Demons were bad... But not like this bad.
You see even the book was kinda bad. It was basically the same as the movie. An evil guy creates a virus, sees himself a savior. The main characters go on trying to stop the virus getting released, following those stupid as clues in history about Dante.
And While the book was bad, I really fucking loved the ending. The antagonist reasoning of creating the virus is the overpopulation the human race. Fair enough, that's a basic reason. However, the protagonists and the reader assume that its a deathly virus, similar to the spanish flue.
In the end turns out it wasn't. In the end, its revealed that the virus was released way before the actual story began. However it wasn't a deathly virus. It just made a big percent of people infertile. And when I read that I was like... Wow. That was actually brilliant. The deed was already done, so the happenings of the whole stupid ass book were meaningless.
In the Movie? They just fucking stop the virus in the end, it wasn't even revealed that it wasn't even a deadly virus.
>The main characters go on trying to stop the virus getting released, following those stupid as clues in history about Dante.
This for me is what killed the film, you couldn't even enjoy it as the usual "follow the historical puzzle pieces" trek that can give you some modicum of engagement, because it wasn't like some ancient trail, it was just some guy leaving a path like two weeks ago. So there was zero significance to any of it and it was ridiculous that he left this stupid treasure hunt. Which was the sole part of these terrible Dan Brown books that could be remotely tolerable.
However, Digital Fortress remains the shittiest book he wrote. Imagine trying to turn that piece of garbage into a film.
>I enjoyed "The Da Vinci Code"
wow, this movie must be REALLY bad if you managed to somehow enjoy that shit
My bunny fu!!
Can't even finish that one.
I couldn't believe the filmmaker had made Unbreakable. It was a 150 million dollar film that felt like a first year film student made it. Every single aspect bar the music (while nothing like the show, James Newton Howard is like Atlas holding up the heavens in M Night films) was atrociously inept. The writing is like aliens trying and failing to replicate human speech. Even just basic framing and blocking is nonexistent.
Now, Lady in the Water a few years beforehand also had that babby's first student film feel to a lot of it, clumsy and poorly edited, but this one was a tentpole 150 million blockbuster, it was on another level.
Pic isnt real. R-right anons?
I actually think After Earth is worse.
Max Payne, or Gran Torino
I'll disregard any capeshit or dumb Sandler-type comedies since they're too many to pick. A genuine 0/10 for me is a movie that takes itself incredibly seriously while also not delivering in any aspect.
Like this piece of shit "film". Adrien Brody is great in it, but there's no saving this movie. Incredibly predictable and boring, while also sad for no real reason. The definition of pretentious and pointless filmmaking.
Cheap, ugly piece of junk. Don't let the poster fool you, 95% of it literally takes place in some fields and a small bungalow house.
>don’t let the poster fool you
It didn’t, it has the look of those straight to DVD films where most of the movie is filmed in an Atlanta/Canadian warehouse despite the cover being action packed
I don't think a warehouse was within their budget. I wasn't joking about those fields.
Any movies by Steven Seagal, however the ones from the last half a decade were hilarious
He was desperetly trying to look/act/feel like John Wick.... Funnily enough the first John Wick movie's script always felt like a Steven Seagal Movie, but it was done right
And also wasn't headlined by a fat goon with the most fragile ego.
Filtered
>un film de Harmony Korine
Fucking cringe
since capeshit is off the table I'll change my answer
this probably isn't as bad as some others here but what kills it for me is how awful they butchered the adaptation from the book
yeah the maze runner books hit the rails after the first but this was just complete dogshit compared to them
i kinda liked the first movie so i read the books. i think that the maze runner movie is superior to the book by a hair.
i hated the other two books so fucking much. they just suck ass and are all over the place. never watched the sequel movies, almost wished dylan died so they'd scrap the third one like they did with the last divergent movie
I never knew they finished it. I didn't see a single ad for this and assumed The Sorch flopped.
whole world was massively hyped and they fed us this diarrhea salad...
still can't fathom how dumb hollywood can be to miss out on an awesome billion dollar franchise slop
V/H/S 99 I like the series but this movie was worse than the new scream. It's so bad I'm not searching for a picture
the first and second were good with bad segments and absolute great ones. after three everything went downhill and now it's sort of a gay indie horror magnet for losers producing youtube tier horror segments. a 6th one will be released soon
>A sequel titled V/H/S/85 was officially announced on October 8, 2022 at a New York Comic Con discussion panel promoting V/H/S/99. Much like its predecessor, the film will be released as a Shudder Original, with directors David Bruckner, Scott Derrickson, Gigi Saul Guerrero, Natasha Kermani, and Mike P. Nelson attached to the project.[10] The film was secretly shot back-to-back alongside V/H/S/99.[25]
agreed I wanna bang that succubus in her head vag
probably either the hannah montana movie or strippers vs werewolves
Suicide squad is abolutly not the worst movie you have ever seen, it's possibly not even the worst capeshit you've seen
Got this from google. The gay who made this chart got no taste in pure artform
I hope the beowulf movie this guy is calling bad isn't the one I think it is, lot of other iffy choices on here but that one is particularly bad
I didn't know there was a johan hex movie any worth watching?
News movie any good?
Ah wait I think that image is the 1999 one I haven't seen, it's the 2007 one I like
>π is good
>Judge Dredd is fun
>Independance Day had great effects at the time
>Scooby-Doo was fine for what it was
>End of Days is kino
>Dune is decent
>Blade is good
There was one decent movie per row until the bottom 3. Did you do that on purpose?
Nah, this is all dogshit except for Atlantis and Blade.
Nah these are all shit
Any movie that has 3 cute waifus in it can't be that bad.
matrix resurrections
Biggest pile of shit easily, followed by Crazy Rich Asians. I'm very glad this basically killed Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer's careers. Someone had to tell them they aren't going to make huge piles of shit anymore.
I don't trust the movie being good but this is the first time a movie poster ever made me laugh.
Kek, I'm just trying to place all the jokes on the cover. Like, why does Paris Hilton have der coomer arm?
She was the deformed betrayer guy in 300
filtered
DUDE
REFERENCES
The dialog and pacing is like Chinese water torture.
No competition.
Don't remind me.
>"Hey what if we do a pacific tim sequel but the bad guys are other robot mechs?!?!"
I hope boyega truly is blacklisted from Hollywood
GET IT ON TIL I DIE
movie 43
Here's the director of Movie 43 accepting his Academy Award for Best Picture (Green Book was his follow up to Movie 43).
>Reverse Driving Ms Daisy!!!!
He also won for Best Original Screenplay that year, kek.
>here are the nominees for best picture
>Black Panther
I laughed out loud. I really wish it won Best Picture just so people could stop caring about the Oscars.
I don’t know how this movie got so much praise, I remember being glazed over just wanting this shit to end. This was the worst “high end” movie I think I’ve seen in a long time, it was generic in just about every single way possible, even up to the darth Vader cameo. I don’t remember a single characters name, it was like generic war movie with Star Wars paint splashed over it. Went to go see it a second time with a friend who was super excited to see it, and was wondering if I had maybe been to hard on it, and the second trip was pure torture, I couldn’t tolerate it and just wanted it to be over so I could leave. First time I’ve ever felt like I was in genuine mental anguish and wanted to leave the theatre.
I think your problem is you're just a self-centred cunt. I can't stand much of Star Wars but this was a 6 easy. It sounds like you're bitter and envious of those who've had success. Virtually ever other post explains the flaws in the film, while yours just whines about your feelings.
It got praised because it was far and way the best thing to come out of Disney wars by a mile.
same. only saw it once and that was enough anguish and torture for me. seeing people praise it dropped whatever hope and respect i had for the common folks intelligence to absolute zero, permanently.
you trippin
Why, it's a rare movie where every single aspect is really bad with zero redeeming qualities, a genuinely uncomfortable experience
I get this if the low fps made you sick. Took me half an hour to get adjusted. but otherwise this is a genuinely good movie /misc/ only hates because of le morons
It's genuinely a terrible movie that got a pass because of the novelty of an animation style that's not 100% like Pixar even if it's worse. You could change everyone in it to be blonde blue eyed aryans and it would still be terrible.
So glad I'm over my contrarian phase. You're objectively wrong. We're having a discussion about the worst film people have seen. Go to
4chan for your le wacky racism
>everyone who disagrees with me is 4chan contrarian
You'll have to grow up eventually
Yes. A universally praised and award winning film is surely the absolute worst film you've seen in your life. Not one you personally dislike, but the WORST you've ever seen. You got your (YOU) now fuck off and let us have our discussion
>muh journos
I try to not waste time on obviously bad movies, but even the bad ones I accidentally saw still had salvageable elements like tolerable cinematography or non-offensive audio etc, Spider-Verse was just thoroughly bad in every aspect, both creative and technical, it's a terrible story that's grating to look at and listen to.
I respectfully disagree. I think the animation was incredibly well done and brought something new to a century old medium.
SQ 2016 the only good thing was Robbie as Harley looks hot as fuck, sexy , the rest , garbage, especially bald Dumbo ears Smith, who cast this asshole as Deadshoot when Deadshoot is Italian-american? Another piece of shit of the Snyderverse
I watched this movie hoping it would be full of action, catfights and the occasional tit here and there. On the contrary, it was so bad that it made me realize that these "on purpose bad" movies are more of a timewaster than shitposting here.
I have four words for you guys: live action Bratz movie
Probably not the worst movie I've seen but definitely my most hated because my sister made me watch it with her over 9000 times
I love bad movies but Birdemic is genuinely so fucking boring it hurts.
This movie is unwatchable without the rifftrax commentary
picrel which is a shame because I love the book
No comment.
I have no idea why people defend this movie. Also, that cover of Across the Universe sucks!
Agreed. Definitely a bottom 10. Just so fucking obnoxious.
>but it's bad on purpose
It was genuinely painful to watch and made me feel uncomfortable
>made me feel uncomfortable
have a nice day
How can you tolerate that child birth scene or where Harland Williams breaks his leg?
those are some of the best moments in the movie
The only remotely funny scene was when he was playing piano and eating sausage or when he moved the house to Pakistan
>The only remotely funny scene was when he was playing piano and eating sausage
That was the most uncomfortable part of the film - because it's not faked and greasy sausages are gross. Just imagining that and how the meat would be rotting. yuck.
The other violence is so cartoonish that it's so absurd. It's like Paul Verhoven violence in RoboCop or StarShip Trooopers.
Because I've seen people get beheaded, sucked into lathes, crushed between vehicles and getting their face split open in cliff diving accidents so fake gross-out material is literally nothing.
>and made me feel uncomfortable
That's kinda the point and one of the meta jokes in the movie.
I somewhat liked Home Alone 3 as a kid but this was complete shit
Looks like a mr beast thumbnail lmao. So youtube thumbnail art isn't a new genre...
Only time I ever walked out of a theatre
i'm struggling to understand why someone would see "nathan lane and matthew broderick" and want to see that movie.
nathan lane is barely acceptable as snowball the cat
Such a shame since the first one is pretty fun
antman: quantum dementia
Terrible low brow dyke yarn about some home aide getting the feelings for her patient.
It's gets a big smelly toes down.
>Lesbiana
El dirigible (1994).
>dude it's like a dream lmao!
>dude parenthood anxiety lmao!
If it's about parenthood anxiety then make a fucking film about parenthood anxiety.
How come noone has posted this liquid diarrhea yet? Capeshit died to me for good.
BvS has some great posters tho.
Don't have a picture handy, but Moonwalker.
I'm glad this hasn't been mentioned yet because it deserves no further attention than to be trashed. Went to see this with my whole family and couldn't walk out. Goddamnit did I want to
Forgot pic.
it has been mentioned
Unfortunate. Will Ferrel needs to be tried and hanged
Mars Attacks.
no movie ever pissed me off like this one. Most movies if they're bad I can tell in the first 15-30min and just turn it off. I watched Magnolia all the way until it's terrible ending. Completely ruined the movie for me and it's like a 3 hour movie. fuck this movie.
YellowBrickRoad is one I can think of. I also can't believe I finished that piece of shit.
As someone who can appreciate 'so bad they're good' movies, even I couldn't find anything redeeming in this pile of shit.
I specifically remember walking out of the theater disappointed
Picture related and it's not an exaggeration. This was torture to watch, far beyond simply being an unfunny comedy. The characters don't shut up for one second and they don't say anything that matters to the story, they just babble on and on about nothing, talking over each other and it's the whole fucking movie.
Yep, sounds like women alright.
The confidence is what made me laugh so hard. They shit talked and shit on everyone who said "yeah no this doesn't look good" YOULL SEE THIS WILL BE A HIT and it was a massive bomb. Okay cool you wanna do Ghostbusters with women fine, but go and find four legitimately funny women and make a script that isn't slapstick comedy and gurl power.
>STOP DANCING
star wars 9 is the worst piece of shit i've seen in my life
>this far into this thread
>none of picrel shows up
get your priorities straight fellas
i won't ever forget the "baby phobia" scene from son of the mask, that shit gave me nightmares for weeks : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LEyHWleC88
When the whole world said in collective agreement Eddie enough.
I don't even have to check the thread. This is the worst movie ever made, it makes both AVP films look like masterpieces.
manos, hands of fate
I'm incredibly torn between this and the fifth film
>what if we took the plot of a half hour episode and stretched it into a 2 hour long film
>tries to ape 2001 but just makes the film mind numblingly boring
I'll pick this because while 5 has an extremely retarded plot and outright character assassination of most of the crew I remember the film. 1 is two hours of my life I will never get back and the worst part is I remember nothing except Bones coming out of the transporter looking like he just left a late 70s disco
Filtered.
there's regular trek boring and then there's 4 minutes of nothing but camera shots of Kirk and Scotty slowly piloting some small transport to the enterprise and interspersed with outer shots of the new and improved enterprise. Now apply that same formula to 1 and a half hours of filler. It attempted to be pretentious like 2001 but failed miserably and it shows.
What is atmosphere and creating a world?
>atmosphere
no that's what regular trek does, but I seriously suspect you're shitposting if you think the first film is like that
This. Trek is supposed to be boring.
to ape 2001 but just makes the film mind numblingly boring
So just like 2001, kek.
i love space kino
this shit was just awful.
>from the legendary director of Leon, the fifth element, and lucy
not surprised it's trash
I was shocked. Hire two terrible actors who can't act and have no chemistry. How did this movie fail?
this is literally the most pretentious and stereotypical indie dramedy i've ever seen.
in terms of major movies
zero dark thirty
guardians of the galaxy
dune 2022
star wars rogue one
its hard to think of movies that made my eyes bleed more
Completely dreadful from start to finish.
Remains the only time I have ever walked out of a theater during a movie.
you're gonna hate "dead men dont wear plaid"
I seldom watch Pixar movies (the last movie I saw was Monsters University), but this was particularly shit.
The first movie had a theme, I don't what this movie's theme was. Bob subplot is only redeeming factor.
wreck it ralph 2 was also abysmally bad
I thought it was fine but I agree it had no overarching theme I could detect. it definitely had the feeling of "we want to do more with these characters but didn't really know how and winged it"
I once watched a movie and realised at the end that I'd already seen it. It was so forgettable that I can't even remember it now. That's gotta be the worst one I've ever seen.
By far the worst film I’ve ever seen. Low budget movies can be good, but this one tries so ridiculously hard that it makes it a thousand times worse
I can't remember why in the hell I watched this, but the reason it's stuck with me as the worst is because the whole premise of the movie is that Clive is a doctors without borders dude who REALLY cares about the unfortunate and there's this big scene at the start of him crashing some socialite charity fund where Angelina is to call them out for not really caring about the poor unfortunate war victims, then the movie turns into ultra shitty generic romance shit and the film itself forgets about the poor unfortunate war victims it tried so hard to make a point about, to the point where Angelina is literally stepping over soldiers bleeding out on the floor and not making eye contact with any of them so that she can go have a scene with her forbidden love where they talk about worthless bullshit. I've never seen a film that so perfectly exposes itself as a hypocritical disaster, it does exactly the thing that it criticized people so harshly for doing. it's so bad it actually somehow loops back around and becomes a profound meta statement an the nature of activism and how dumb bitches are just obsessed with romantic fantasies and don't give a single shit about anyone else. this is unironically a bigger blackpill than anything I've read on Cinemaphile.
The Transformers movie with Mark Wahlberg. Everything about the way those movies are shot just make them a fucking chore to watch, with the camera always moving and over-done cgi spazzing out everywhere, and then you have marky mark being his usual void of an actor.
The force awakens for me. Runner-up being anything with Ryan Reynolds. Third place for the hobbit trilogy. (Pretty much one movie)
The worst.