itt: post the worst movie youve ever seen

no memes, no jokes, no fun

just unironically post what you think is the worst movie of all time

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    do not watch unless you're drunk

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      THE walter koening???!!!???!!!?

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      the older I get the more I realize Scorsese movies are just two-hour long music videos, not much different from suicide squad really

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >A film is - or should be - more like music than like fiction. It should be a progression of moods and feelings. The theme, what's behind the emotion, the meaning, all that comes later.
        Kubrick
        Maybe in your next life you will realize that film is a visual medium and yes, movies should be more like music videos, rather than people reading the script and le plot twists.
        The rhythm and the visuals are all that counts for the experience and the emotions you feel watching a film. Thats the difference between film and a tv series.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You're actually correct OP, deadpool 2 and doctor strange in madness shit come close.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing would compare to that pieve of shit movie. Also frick Ayer for sucking Gunn's dick in hopes he'll greenlit his director's cuck with blacked Harley Quinn

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >blacked harley quinn
      Im so glad that never happened & that will smith’s wife wouldnt let him be in TSS. i liked her flirty thing with rick flagg.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      t.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    worst movie I've ever seen in a theater

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Ya Manyack

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      My sister re-watched this heaps.
      I found it to be not that bad, as long as watching it isn't the only thing you're doing at the very moment.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Went to this not knowing what the frick it was, regretted it within 5 minutes. Only time I've ever walked out.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This should've been a 7 minute SNL sketch not a full length movie.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >no memes
    >no jokes
    >OP posts fricking suicide squad
    >other anons unsurprisingly posting marvel slop
    Dont get me wrong they are shit movies but how are they HONESTLY the worst films ever?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I suppose it depends on what you look for in film. I enjoy novelty. If a film is poorly made and has no semblance of structure it is at least working outside the confines of familiarity. Sort of like the difference between a dog trying to say human words and a human saying those same words. Most people get a kick out of the dog. For example, I know I've seen worse than The Avengers, but everything from the characters to the way the picture looks is so utterly hum drum it flatlines any interest. My feelings are then compounded when I see the critical and popular acclaim. Somehow, it makes the movie a bigger blight on the film landscape.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No, OP is absolute valid posting Suicide Squad. I would laugh at anyone posting "recent blockbuster" normally, but Squad 2016 really is an absolute piece of shit from every conceivable angle. Even in basic editing it's a disaster.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Oh and I forgot to mention, the fact that it cost 200M and was a tentpole blockbuster with hundreds of people working on it does play a factor in how disdainful I am of it. I can take a bad blockbuster, no problem. This was a special kind of trash that had no business being put on a film print in the condition it was.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I implore you to watch something like The Room or Plan 9 from Outer Space to truly know what bad movies are like

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I have seen both of them. I have special disdain for Suicide Squad because of how ineptly made it is despite being a tentpole blockbuster made for 200 million instead of Ed Wood's little cardboard sets and dentist pretending to be Bela Lugosi.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          there are some really bad movies that i can respect more because they are atleast original, even if its original garbage. suicide squad was like a facsimile of movie tropes thrown together in a blender. a dark muddled mess with an actual skybeam cgi clusterfrick climax. it legitimately felt like something a 13 year old would make.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            It also has no second act. It has a normal film runtime, there's a long first act, and a third act, but no second. They simply didn't put one in. If you haven't seen the film, you might think this would cause issues with the third act. You would be correct.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              snydergays will tell you its because of studio meddling and editing but the truth is it was just a fundamentally flawed film

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    For some very weird reason, my aunt was praising this movie to the high heavens.
    It was one of the worst animated films I have ever seen and I don't know what she was smoking.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      My pick too. I, for some ungodly reason, have seen this film twice.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't know why my aunt was praising that film as a 10/10 masterpiece.
        She didn't even do it as a joke like with Morbius (another Sony film), she unironically loved The Emoji Movie.
        She all but blackmailed me into watching it, and I set myself free by lying that it was okay.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It's scary to think that one day we will probably be that out of touch.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          And The Emoji Movie has nothing. At least Morbius had the memes and the HAVE SEX dance scene.

          It's scary to think that one day we will probably be that out of touch.

          Aye. I agree.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Featuring Dante from Devil May Cry

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The Beast of Yucca Flats
    Not even MST3K could make it fun.
    That or Hostel.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Posting Marvel is probably cheating but still.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I actually liked Thor Ragnarok and found this unwatchable, what the frick happened

      • 1 year ago
        Konganon

        Takita Wakiti had too much power, he made a goofy Thor movie and thought people wanted to see some more of it. The problem with this is that he forgot who Thor was, Thor was an emotionally damaged man and the whole movie just glosses over it. It's not like he just forgot that his home world and his brother are long gone, he's also still shown to be suffering through it during the events of Endgame, even more so because he didn't get to kill Thanos when he had the chance which led to everyone dying. He also cut out a lot of scenes, lots of Gore killing people and some cameos from Jeff Goldblum and a couple other established characters if I remember correctly. The worst scene that was removed was one of Zeus giving Thor his thunderbolt and teaching him how to use it. They sacrificed that scene so they could set up a Hercules cameo in the end credits, something barely anyone outside of comic book rings and Greek mythology rings would care about

        In short, they goofed up Thor and sacrificed good scenes for a funny movie (which isn't even that funny)

        Fun fact: Russel Crowe was originally going to play the devil in the movie, but hit role was changed to Zeus. Before this, the pantheon of gods was considered to be led by Jesus Christ instead of Zeus. He would have fit the theme of thunder incredibly well, however, they most definitely would have mocked Him and made jokes about His crucifixion wounds

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This looked bad,.I remember the first trailer thinking who the frick thought this was a good idea. It's really sad what marvel has done to Thor. "Hey let's make him fat and a neet, hey let's make him a goofy comedian!!" Nu marvel is a joke.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    All of these godawful "parody" movies that were so popular in the mid 2000s

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      these were such a grift. 90% of the “jokes” were just things they saw in trailers for upcoming movies so people could go “hah, i recognize thing”, cant believe they actually did so well for a while
      although i remember superhero movie being better

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'M FRICKING MATT DAMON

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I liked most of these but meet the spartans was really really bad, epic movie was maybe not as good as the other ones either

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This one was awful for sure but you can’t tell me scary movie 1-3.5 (first half of 4 had me rolling) weren’t great.
      Also superhero movie and epic movie had at least a couple of moments

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Nah they are completely soulless compared to parody movies of the past like Naked Gun and Hot Shots, all of the "jokes" are just references, even garbage like Spy Hard is better

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Probably not the worst but that Stalingrad German movie is a boring and incredibly long "war is le bad" tripe that I hated sitting through

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Never even heard it mentioned on Cinemaphile.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      one of the most movies of all time

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      i liked it

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        What is wrong with you?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'm convinced the actors were all blackmailed into doing this movie. Nothing else comes close.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        it was a money laundering thing

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Most of it was shot in bits and pieces over several years. Some of it was doing a favor to a filmmaker, others were just selling it to an actor saying "yeah it's a small part you'll have a ball", a bunch of them straight up forgot they were even in it and were confused when the movie was brought up to them.

        it was a money laundering thing

        Jesus would you shut the frick up

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I love this movie. It's like Freddy Got Fingered. Anti-movie kino.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The movie is nowhere near Freddy Got Fingered’s league.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Mclovin
      >Chloe Grace-Moretz looking not awful
      2013 feels like it was 20 years ago, not 10.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      never seen this, but johnny knoxville looks good for his age

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        His hair was already gray then too, he dyed it for so long

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >LOOK HOW MANY israeli CELEBRITIES WE CAN FIT IN ONE MOVIE
      this movie really redpills you

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I unironically liked this. Also fapped to Halle berry making guacamole with her boobs.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      it’s not a good movie but it’s not as terrible as the internet makes you think it is

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Shayamalan's Last Airbender was pretty wretched.
    The memes don't really do it justice. You have to see the movie to really grasp how bad it is.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Last Jedi

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Frick you that's pure kinô you absolute numbnuts

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      try watching the sequel

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        If I didn't like the first movie why would I watch the sequel

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          its worse, so it'll be your new "worst movie ever"

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      is this one of those “horror” comedies for teens like freaky

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Tree is hot though so maybe you are gay?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      But that was a good movie. Not just "not the worst movie ever made", a straight up good movie.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks for sealing in the fact that I will never accept anyone's opinions on any media from this board or website or the internet

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Why, you gonna cry?

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    95% of capeshit movies. Even as a kid I couldn't stomach most capeshit.

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Margot Robbie looks so fricking hot in that outfit so I can't hate that movie

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Genuinely the only movie i regret wasting time and money to see. I'm able to get some entertainment value out of even the shittiest movies, but this was just a bland forgettable nothing of a movie and I want my $10 and hour and a half of my life back.

    The limited time Denny's menu made to promote the film was pretty kino though. Loved the Fantastic Four-Cheese Omlette.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      the dennys in my town is so bad, like notoriously bad, it takes them legit an hour to make every order and they are so understaffed. it sucks because i miss dennys

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Some of the worst casting choices in history.
      Yeah, let's cast the mopey faced israeli nerd as Reed Richards. That will go well.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >disappearing tank turret

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Fantfourstic

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      an adam sandler about a bathtub

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Being a Snydergay. Josstice League is my worst movie theater experience. Frickin opening scene we get annoying orange superman. The most shocking thing I've ever seen in a "blockbuster" film. How that got released I still don't know.

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No doubt in my mind.

    Hate this more then StarWars9, Suicide squad and all the Evil in the world. Thinking about it ìs an unpleasant experience.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick is this?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        a shitty movie made when paris hilton was at the peak of her fame

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        A real contender for worst movie. I don't even like capeshit but I think most of you are just posting them to fit in

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I think you're a moron who thinks he understands people when in reality you're just a moron.

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Jiu-jitsu with Nic Cage. Everything else seems like a masterpiece in comparison.

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    charlies angels
    the recent one

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Iron Eagle

  28. 1 year ago
    Konganon

    Species II by far. The first movie was no masterpiece but was atleast enjoyable. This movie is just softcore porn with a very poor plot. So basically softcore porn

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Holmes and Watson

    And this is coming from someone who likes garbage like Stepbrothers.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I loved this one. Just a goofball movie with high production values.

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Sadako DX is proof that 2 bombs were not enough

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Qrd?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Basically , the Americans only dropped two bombs instead of finishing the fricking job

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Porn Parody was better

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This alongside Batman V Superman were like an "awakening' moment for me in terms of movies. I legit was hyped and consumed all the collider garbage unironically and when they all gave it glowing reviews I couldn't believe it. Suicide Squad was the first movie I've ever seen where I felt nothing as the credits rolled. Started watching non superhero shit for the first time so i give it props for that I guess.

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    t. James Gunn

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    SS >>> TSS

    This is the Worst movie I ever saw in theaters

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I always see this and Aeon Flux together on used movie sites, always some of the cheapest movies they have there. TSS is also garbage, SS could've been better had they not abandoned the original style and botched the editing

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >seeing DCslop in theaters
      board of morons

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I always see this and Aeon Flux together on used movie sites, always some of the cheapest movies they have there. TSS is also garbage, SS could've been better had they not abandoned the original style and botched the editing

      I am 100% sure that one of these movie had a trailer that ended in stars in the sky that were in the shape of a dick with a shooting star coming out of the tip. I remember the theater laughing, and it was one of these 2 movies, but I've never found it again, and it doesn't seem related to wither movie. Anyone know what I'm talking about?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      She warns this is a world that you.............. may not understand in the trailer, methinks you were filtered

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >mom I want Aeon Flux
      >we have Aeon Flux at home

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Saw this as a kid and thought it looked cool. Also:
      >tummy

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I remember when it got confirmed that it existed and thought it was actually going to be a completely different unbutchered version
    instead all I got was 4 hours with the same shit but
    >oh look martian manhunter tease
    >oh look green lantern tease
    >darkseid is the big bad instead of cuckenwolf
    >overdrawn flash running scene
    >oh look old gods tease
    >oh look we changed the colors and the music
    fricking christ how did DC and WB manage to frick up this shit twice
    how did snyder even convince morons this was good?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      batman looks like he needs to take a shit

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The original JL is hands down my top 3 worst movies ever made. How the frick DC watched it and said "yup we should release this is beyond me" cuckenwolf was such a shit villian, how the league fawns over israeli wonder woman, the plot ect. Just such a shit movie.

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Transcendence starring Jonny Depp

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Joel Kinammen really needs another agent. I like the actor but he's mostly in absolute shit most of the time

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      yeah hes not doing anything good these days

  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    this one is definitely up there from a disappointment standard. that trailer was so fricking good, goddammit.

  39. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Yoga hosers. Couldn't finish it.

  40. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I mean, you could pretty much just cover your eyes and point in the direction of any movie in the last 10 years. This one and Detective Pikachu stand out, for me. When people ask me this question my cached answer is Jurassic World.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      All of the early 2000s American Pie knock offs, this one made me feel genuinely angry at everyone involved

      I stopped watching RedLetterMedia after they said this was good

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Beep! Mail motherfricker!

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        How could anyone not like eurotrip

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          if they were born after 9/11

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Got raped by the flügengeklempten and watching the movie gave them flashbacks.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >My cached answer
      How do people like you exist?

  41. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This is the movie that ended her film career. No one has seen it. It's terrible.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You sure about that?

  42. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I win.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That just made me cry like a b***h. This is a bad film?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        pretty sure it won an academy award

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Oh, so it is bad. I see.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It won fricking Best Picture.
          Still one of the all-time worst winners, going back 95 years.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >He thinks Oscars mean anything over the last two decades

          They're bought awards anon. It's not about talent it's about who you know and which movie studio will pay for your cake trophy.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You're just the type of moron the movie is meant for--you'd probably forget there was a nonsequitor scene about there being a box of blanks beside the box of real bullets. Gee, I wonder why they had a conversation about it and a prolonged shot of the two different boxes?!

        Oh, so it is bad. I see.

        It won for solving racism. Same logic as Green Book winning (it was the director's follow up to Movie 43 btw, kek). How did is solve racism?
        >black people speak in MSNBC talking points before they steal a car

        >a cop pulls a man for driving while black sexually assaults his wife--coincidentally saves her from a fire at the end (it's filmed kind of like a sex scene too)

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          P.S. Please remember this isn't supposed to be a comedy.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Bro what? This shit won oscars? What the actual frick? This is a youtube tier parody or an ad for drug abuse or something.
      Return of the King really was the last time the oscars meant something.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It was ridiculously hyped and people were going on and on about how important it was. They're retconing it now and pretending that a lot of people criticized it as being stupid but that's untrue.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I win.

        The only context for Crash is Dr. Orpheus in Venture Bros receiving a copy in the mail, exclaiming that it's a shit movie, and his daughter saying she ordered it because they said it was good.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This. This so fricking much. Pretentious:the movie. Omg racism is bad!! What if everyone was racist!?!?!

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        They aren't even good at being racist. It's completely amateur racism

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What the FRICK is this? These comments make me feel insane

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >think your daughter gets shot
      >yell at the sky instead of checking of she was even shot or where or if she can be saved

      This movie is shit

  43. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    idk if this counts since I walked out 20 mins or so in when they started talking about bees. Idk why but the stupidity of this movie made me so angry.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You just know.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Extremely based movie about juice ruling class exploitation

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I still don't know why everyone thought Mila was pretty all those years. She still looks ugly both with 2 cm of makeup and without it.

  44. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I stopped watching all capeshit years ago, it just doesn't appeal to me and the first Fantastic Four movie is one of the worst movies I've ever seen.

    The Phantom Menace is the most disappointed I've been seeing a movie in the theatre. (Sorry zoomers, its total shit.)

    Satan's Cheerleaders is a low-budget 70s film I randomly caught once, and it is shockingly boring for a horror movie with hot cheerleaders.

    However I'd watch all three of them back to back rather than watch Problem Child again. The kid is completely unlikable, the whole movie has this weird mean-spirited tone, and worst of all it isn't the slightest bit funny.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      An ex was really big on this and Clifford, and my reaction of
      >Real-life John would've smothered Junior if Kramer didn't realistically dome him in the car
      convinced her I was unsuitable to be a father and would probably murder our hypothetical children if they dropped a cereal bowl, considering the core of both is
      >WHHHHYYYYY AREN'T YOU FIXING HIM BY BEING A REAL DAD AND DISPENSING UNCONDITIONAL LOVE!!!!!
      with the obligatory "dude takes L to atone towards shitty girlfriend who said-shithead kid manipulated" convinced me these movies are made for future munchie moms

      She also hated Look Who's Talking, and insisted she'd be 100% in the right to murder John Travolta midway into the movie, and mothers everywhere would defend her

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        This poster looks like something an alien would make thinking that it understands human culture.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It's the psychological horror counterpart to Problem Child's Cronenbergian horror, Charles and Martin do a good job at displaying two different types of mental breakdowns

          >Clifford
          Odds are crazy but did she also really like Gladiator?

          The HDTV rip was on our list since I had just made her family a nice Netburst HTPC, but I gave up when she straight-up said I'm not entitled to watch movies with her, and implied pushing it was something a rapist would do. Fricking Diary of a Wimpy Kid ended things entirely and lead to that, since she demanded I stop trying to hold her hand due to germs* less than 5 mins into it. This is also obviously something that happened in 2010

          So yeah, crazy, and she was just barely out of her (fake, one-night-stand-based) relationship with the HS art teacher, while also being just barely out of HS herself

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Clifford
        Odds are crazy but did she also really like Gladiator?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I sat through this whole movie waiting for the big red dog to appear and was sorely disappointed.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Women have horrible taste in movies. My ex LOVED the pest and biodome. Watched those 24/7 and thought Paulie shore was cool. She gave a mean bj and had immaculate breasts outside of that she was moronic.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I mean, she might be right if you really thought that's how it should go down in real life.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >a kid named problem child is unlikeable
      You might be a fricking idiot.

  45. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    A rare 0/10 movie.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Is that the one were Owen Wilson gets decapitated?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        yes, he also says "wow" in it a million times

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This is a 6/10 just for the love they put into decorating the set.

  46. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Who are these movies made for? Is it for NPC parents or something?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >posting the one with a semblance of structure to it when baby geniuses 2: superbabies exists

  47. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This puddle of sewage plopped out in two weeks for like 200k as an ashcan copy to hang onto the franchise rights. This is the one with Fathead instead of Pinhead.

  48. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I do agree that Suicide Squad is the worst mainstream blockbuster of the past 10 years. I really can't think of anything worse

  49. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Can't decide between pic related, Pacific Rim 2 or Alien: Covenant.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      My recent pick

      Worst tarantino by far

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        this poster reminds of better off dead, good movie

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >better off dead
          Absolute teen 80s kino.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I like the way her thigh jiggles when it gets cut off during the wreck.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I didn’t realize until recently that this was all Tarantino. Though he was just a producer or writer or something.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Good concept bogged down by being too long and you can literally see Tarantino sniffing his own farts

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      very weird movie, first half with b***hes talking is one of the worst shit I've ever seen. Second movie is one of the best action kinos ever made

  50. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I enjoyed "The Da Vinci Code" but Angels and Demons were bad... But not like this bad.

    You see even the book was kinda bad. It was basically the same as the movie. An evil guy creates a virus, sees himself a savior. The main characters go on trying to stop the virus getting released, following those stupid as clues in history about Dante.

    And While the book was bad, I really fricking loved the ending. The antagonist reasoning of creating the virus is the overpopulation the human race. Fair enough, that's a basic reason. However, the protagonists and the reader assume that its a deathly virus, similar to the spanish flue.

    In the end turns out it wasn't. In the end, its revealed that the virus was released way before the actual story began. However it wasn't a deathly virus. It just made a big percent of people infertile. And when I read that I was like... Wow. That was actually brilliant. The deed was already done, so the happenings of the whole stupid ass book were meaningless.

    In the Movie? They just fricking stop the virus in the end, it wasn't even revealed that it wasn't even a deadly virus.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >The main characters go on trying to stop the virus getting released, following those stupid as clues in history about Dante.
      This for me is what killed the film, you couldn't even enjoy it as the usual "follow the historical puzzle pieces" trek that can give you some modicum of engagement, because it wasn't like some ancient trail, it was just some guy leaving a path like two weeks ago. So there was zero significance to any of it and it was ridiculous that he left this stupid treasure hunt. Which was the sole part of these terrible Dan Brown books that could be remotely tolerable.

      However, Digital Fortress remains the shittiest book he wrote. Imagine trying to turn that piece of garbage into a film.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >I enjoyed "The Da Vinci Code"
      wow, this movie must be REALLY bad if you managed to somehow enjoy that shit

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      My bunny fu!!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Can't even finish that one.

  51. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I couldn't believe the filmmaker had made Unbreakable. It was a 150 million dollar film that felt like a first year film student made it. Every single aspect bar the music (while nothing like the show, James Newton Howard is like Atlas holding up the heavens in M Night films) was atrociously inept. The writing is like aliens trying and failing to replicate human speech. Even just basic framing and blocking is nonexistent.

    Now, Lady in the Water a few years beforehand also had that babby's first student film feel to a lot of it, clumsy and poorly edited, but this one was a tentpole 150 million blockbuster, it was on another level.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Pic isnt real. R-right anons?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I actually think After Earth is worse.

  52. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Max Payne, or Gran Torino

  53. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'll disregard any capeshit or dumb Sandler-type comedies since they're too many to pick. A genuine 0/10 for me is a movie that takes itself incredibly seriously while also not delivering in any aspect.

    Like this piece of shit "film". Adrien Brody is great in it, but there's no saving this movie. Incredibly predictable and boring, while also sad for no real reason. The definition of pretentious and pointless filmmaking.

  54. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Cheap, ugly piece of junk. Don't let the poster fool you, 95% of it literally takes place in some fields and a small bungalow house.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >don’t let the poster fool you
      It didn’t, it has the look of those straight to DVD films where most of the movie is filmed in an Atlanta/Canadian warehouse despite the cover being action packed

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think a warehouse was within their budget. I wasn't joking about those fields.

  55. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Any movies by Steven Seagal, however the ones from the last half a decade were hilarious

    He was desperetly trying to look/act/feel like John Wick.... Funnily enough the first John Wick movie's script always felt like a Steven Seagal Movie, but it was done right

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      And also wasn't headlined by a fat goon with the most fragile ego.

  56. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Filtered

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >un film de Harmony Korine

      Fricking cringe

  57. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    since capeshit is off the table I'll change my answer
    this probably isn't as bad as some others here but what kills it for me is how awful they butchered the adaptation from the book
    yeah the maze runner books hit the rails after the first but this was just complete dogshit compared to them

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      i kinda liked the first movie so i read the books. i think that the maze runner movie is superior to the book by a hair.
      i hated the other two books so fricking much. they just suck ass and are all over the place. never watched the sequel movies, almost wished dylan died so they'd scrap the third one like they did with the last divergent movie

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I never knew they finished it. I didn't see a single ad for this and assumed The Sorch flopped.

  58. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    whole world was massively hyped and they fed us this diarrhea salad...

    still can't fathom how dumb hollywood can be to miss out on an awesome billion dollar franchise slop

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
  59. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    V/H/S 99 I like the series but this movie was worse than the new scream. It's so bad I'm not searching for a picture

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      the first and second were good with bad segments and absolute great ones. after three everything went downhill and now it's sort of a homosexual indie horror magnet for losers producing youtube tier horror segments. a 6th one will be released soon

      >A sequel titled V/H/S/85 was officially announced on October 8, 2022 at a New York Comic Con discussion panel promoting V/H/S/99. Much like its predecessor, the film will be released as a Shudder Original, with directors David Bruckner, Scott Derrickson, Gigi Saul Guerrero, Natasha Kermani, and Mike P. Nelson attached to the project.[10] The film was secretly shot back-to-back alongside V/H/S/99.[25]

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        agreed I wanna bang that succubus in her head vag

  60. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    probably either the hannah montana movie or strippers vs werewolves
    Suicide squad is abolutly not the worst movie you have ever seen, it's possibly not even the worst capeshit you've seen

  61. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  62. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Got this from google. The homosexual who made this chart got no taste in pure artform

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I hope the beowulf movie this guy is calling bad isn't the one I think it is, lot of other iffy choices on here but that one is particularly bad
      I didn't know there was a johan hex movie any worth watching?
      News movie any good?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Ah wait I think that image is the 1999 one I haven't seen, it's the 2007 one I like

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >π is good
      >Judge Dredd is fun
      >Independance Day had great effects at the time
      >Scooby-Doo was fine for what it was
      >End of Days is kino
      >Dune is decent
      >Blade is good
      There was one decent movie per row until the bottom 3. Did you do that on purpose?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, this is all dogshit except for Atlantis and Blade.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Nah these are all shit

  63. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Any movie that has 3 cute waifus in it can't be that bad.

  64. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    matrix resurrections

  65. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Biggest pile of shit easily, followed by Crazy Rich Asians. I'm very glad this basically killed Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer's careers. Someone had to tell them they aren't going to make huge piles of shit anymore.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I don't trust the movie being good but this is the first time a movie poster ever made me laugh.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Kek, I'm just trying to place all the jokes on the cover. Like, why does Paris Hilton have der coomer arm?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        She was the deformed betrayer guy in 300

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      filtered

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      DUDE
      REFERENCES

  66. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The dialog and pacing is like Chinese water torture.

  67. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No competition.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Don't remind me.
      >"Hey what if we do a pacific tim sequel but the bad guys are other robot mechs?!?!"

      I hope boyega truly is blacklisted from Hollywood

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      GET IT ON TIL I DIE

  68. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    movie 43

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Here's the director of Movie 43 accepting his Academy Award for Best Picture (Green Book was his follow up to Movie 43).

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Reverse Driving Ms Daisy!!!!

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          He also won for Best Original Screenplay that year, kek.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >here are the nominees for best picture
        >Black Panther
        I laughed out loud. I really wish it won Best Picture just so people could stop caring about the Oscars.

  69. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t know how this movie got so much praise, I remember being glazed over just wanting this shit to end. This was the worst “high end” movie I think I’ve seen in a long time, it was generic in just about every single way possible, even up to the darth Vader cameo. I don’t remember a single characters name, it was like generic war movie with Star Wars paint splashed over it. Went to go see it a second time with a friend who was super excited to see it, and was wondering if I had maybe been to hard on it, and the second trip was pure torture, I couldn’t tolerate it and just wanted it to be over so I could leave. First time I’ve ever felt like I was in genuine mental anguish and wanted to leave the theatre.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I think your problem is you're just a self-centred c**t. I can't stand much of Star Wars but this was a 6 easy. It sounds like you're bitter and envious of those who've had success. Virtually ever other post explains the flaws in the film, while yours just whines about your feelings.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It got praised because it was far and way the best thing to come out of Disney wars by a mile.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      same. only saw it once and that was enough anguish and torture for me. seeing people praise it dropped whatever hope and respect i had for the common folks intelligence to absolute zero, permanently.

  70. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      you trippin

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Why, it's a rare movie where every single aspect is really bad with zero redeeming qualities, a genuinely uncomfortable experience

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I get this if the low fps made you sick. Took me half an hour to get adjusted. but otherwise this is a genuinely good movie Cinemaphile only hates because of le Black folk

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It's genuinely a terrible movie that got a pass because of the novelty of an animation style that's not 100% like Pixar even if it's worse. You could change everyone in it to be blonde blue eyed aryans and it would still be terrible.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          So glad I'm over my contrarian phase. You're objectively wrong. We're having a discussion about the worst film people have seen. Go to
          /misc/ for your le wacky racism

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >everyone who disagrees with me is /misc/ contrarian
            You'll have to grow up eventually

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Yes. A universally praised and award winning film is surely the absolute worst film you've seen in your life. Not one you personally dislike, but the WORST you've ever seen. You got your (YOU) now frick off and let us have our discussion

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >muh journos
                I try to not waste time on obviously bad movies, but even the bad ones I accidentally saw still had salvageable elements like tolerable cinematography or non-offensive audio etc, Spider-Verse was just thoroughly bad in every aspect, both creative and technical, it's a terrible story that's grating to look at and listen to.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I respectfully disagree. I think the animation was incredibly well done and brought something new to a century old medium.

  71. 1 year ago
    Dr. John Smith

    SQ 2016 the only good thing was Robbie as Harley looks hot as frick, sexy , the rest , garbage, especially bald Dumbo ears Smith, who cast this butthole as Deadshoot when Deadshoot is Italian-american? Another piece of shit of the Snyderverse

  72. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I watched this movie hoping it would be full of action, catfights and the occasional tit here and there. On the contrary, it was so bad that it made me realize that these "on purpose bad" movies are more of a timewaster than shitposting here.

  73. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I have four words for you guys: live action Bratz movie
    Probably not the worst movie I've seen but definitely my most hated because my sister made me watch it with her over 9000 times

  74. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I love bad movies but Birdemic is genuinely so fricking boring it hurts.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This movie is unwatchable without the rifftrax commentary

  75. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    picrel which is a shame because I love the book

  76. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No comment.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I have no idea why people defend this movie. Also, that cover of Across the Universe sucks!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Agreed. Definitely a bottom 10. Just so fricking obnoxious.

  77. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >but it's bad on purpose
    It was genuinely painful to watch and made me feel uncomfortable

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >made me feel uncomfortable
      have a nice day

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        How can you tolerate that child birth scene or where Harland Williams breaks his leg?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          those are some of the best moments in the movie

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            The only remotely funny scene was when he was playing piano and eating sausage or when he moved the house to Pakistan

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >The only remotely funny scene was when he was playing piano and eating sausage

              That was the most uncomfortable part of the film - because it's not faked and greasy sausages are gross. Just imagining that and how the meat would be rotting. yuck.

              The other violence is so cartoonish that it's so absurd. It's like Paul Verhoven violence in RoboCop or StarShip Trooopers.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Because I've seen people get beheaded, sucked into lathes, crushed between vehicles and getting their face split open in cliff diving accidents so fake gross-out material is literally nothing.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >and made me feel uncomfortable

      That's kinda the point and one of the meta jokes in the movie.

  78. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I somewhat liked Home Alone 3 as a kid but this was complete shit

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like a mr beast thumbnail lmao. So youtube thumbnail art isn't a new genre...

  79. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Only time I ever walked out of a theatre

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      i'm struggling to understand why someone would see "nathan lane and matthew broderick" and want to see that movie.
      nathan lane is barely acceptable as snowball the cat

  80. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Such a shame since the first one is pretty fun

  81. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    antman: quantum dementia

  82. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Terrible low brow dyke yarn about some home aide getting the feelings for her patient.
    It's gets a big smelly toes down.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Lesbiana

  83. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    El dirigible (1994).

  84. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >dude it's like a dream lmao!
    >dude parenthood anxiety lmao!
    If it's about parenthood anxiety then make a fricking film about parenthood anxiety.

  85. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How come noone has posted this liquid diarrhea yet? Capeshit died to me for good.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      BvS has some great posters tho.

  86. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Don't have a picture handy, but Moonwalker.

  87. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm glad this hasn't been mentioned yet because it deserves no further attention than to be trashed. Went to see this with my whole family and couldn't walk out. Goddamnit did I want to

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Forgot pic.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      it has been mentioned

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Unfortunate. Will Ferrel needs to be tried and hanged

  88. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Mars Attacks.

  89. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    no movie ever pissed me off like this one. Most movies if they're bad I can tell in the first 15-30min and just turn it off. I watched Magnolia all the way until it's terrible ending. Completely ruined the movie for me and it's like a 3 hour movie. frick this movie.

  90. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    YellowBrickRoad is one I can think of. I also can't believe I finished that piece of shit.

  91. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    As someone who can appreciate 'so bad they're good' movies, even I couldn't find anything redeeming in this pile of shit.

  92. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I specifically remember walking out of the theater disappointed

  93. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Picture related and it's not an exaggeration. This was torture to watch, far beyond simply being an unfunny comedy. The characters don't shut up for one second and they don't say anything that matters to the story, they just babble on and on about nothing, talking over each other and it's the whole fricking movie.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yep, sounds like women alright.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The confidence is what made me laugh so hard. They shit talked and shit on everyone who said "yeah no this doesn't look good" YOULL SEE THIS WILL BE A HIT and it was a massive bomb. Okay cool you wanna do Ghostbusters with women fine, but go and find four legitimately funny women and make a script that isn't slapstick comedy and gurl power.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >STOP DANCING

  94. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    star wars 9 is the worst piece of shit i've seen in my life

  95. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >this far into this thread
    >none of picrel shows up
    get your priorities straight fellas
    i won't ever forget the "baby phobia" scene from son of the mask, that shit gave me nightmares for weeks : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LEyHWleC88

  96. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      When the whole world said in collective agreement Eddie enough.

  97. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I don't even have to check the thread. This is the worst movie ever made, it makes both AVP films look like masterpieces.

  98. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    manos, hands of fate

  99. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm incredibly torn between this and the fifth film
    >what if we took the plot of a half hour episode and stretched it into a 2 hour long film
    >tries to ape 2001 but just makes the film mind numblingly boring
    I'll pick this because while 5 has an extremely moronic plot and outright character assassination of most of the crew I remember the film. 1 is two hours of my life I will never get back and the worst part is I remember nothing except Bones coming out of the transporter looking like he just left a late 70s disco

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Filtered.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        This. Trek is supposed to be boring.

        there's regular trek boring and then there's 4 minutes of nothing but camera shots of Kirk and Scotty slowly piloting some small transport to the enterprise and interspersed with outer shots of the new and improved enterprise. Now apply that same formula to 1 and a half hours of filler. It attempted to be pretentious like 2001 but failed miserably and it shows.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          What is atmosphere and creating a world?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >atmosphere
            no that's what regular trek does, but I seriously suspect you're shitposting if you think the first film is like that

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Filtered.

      This. Trek is supposed to be boring.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      to ape 2001 but just makes the film mind numblingly boring
      So just like 2001, kek.

  100. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i love space kino
    this shit was just awful.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >from the legendary director of Leon, the fifth element, and lucy

      not surprised it's trash

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I was shocked. Hire two terrible actors who can't act and have no chemistry. How did this movie fail?

  101. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  102. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    this is literally the most pretentious and stereotypical indie dramedy i've ever seen.

  103. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    in terms of major movies

    zero dark thirty
    guardians of the galaxy
    dune 2022
    star wars rogue one

    its hard to think of movies that made my eyes bleed more

  104. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Completely dreadful from start to finish.

  105. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Remains the only time I have ever walked out of a theater during a movie.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      you're gonna hate "dead men dont wear plaid"

  106. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I seldom watch Pixar movies (the last movie I saw was Monsters University), but this was particularly shit.
    The first movie had a theme, I don't what this movie's theme was. Bob subplot is only redeeming factor.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      wreck it ralph 2 was also abysmally bad

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I thought it was fine but I agree it had no overarching theme I could detect. it definitely had the feeling of "we want to do more with these characters but didn't really know how and winged it"

  107. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I once watched a movie and realised at the end that I'd already seen it. It was so forgettable that I can't even remember it now. That's gotta be the worst one I've ever seen.

  108. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    By far the worst film I’ve ever seen. Low budget movies can be good, but this one tries so ridiculously hard that it makes it a thousand times worse

  109. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I can't remember why in the hell I watched this, but the reason it's stuck with me as the worst is because the whole premise of the movie is that Clive is a doctors without borders dude who REALLY cares about the unfortunate and there's this big scene at the start of him crashing some socialite charity fund where Angelina is to call them out for not really caring about the poor unfortunate war victims, then the movie turns into ultra shitty generic romance shit and the film itself forgets about the poor unfortunate war victims it tried so hard to make a point about, to the point where Angelina is literally stepping over soldiers bleeding out on the floor and not making eye contact with any of them so that she can go have a scene with her forbidden love where they talk about worthless bullshit. I've never seen a film that so perfectly exposes itself as a hypocritical disaster, it does exactly the thing that it criticized people so harshly for doing. it's so bad it actually somehow loops back around and becomes a profound meta statement an the nature of activism and how dumb b***hes are just obsessed with romantic fantasies and don't give a single shit about anyone else. this is unironically a bigger blackpill than anything I've read on Cinemaphile.

  110. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The Transformers movie with Mark Wahlberg. Everything about the way those movies are shot just make them a fricking chore to watch, with the camera always moving and over-done cgi spazzing out everywhere, and then you have marky mark being his usual void of an actor.

  111. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The force awakens for me. Runner-up being anything with Ryan Reynolds. Third place for the hobbit trilogy. (Pretty much one movie)

  112. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The worst.

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