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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Boruto events never happened and Naruto still has Kurama.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Ching chong never happened and ping pong still has peng pang
      Frick off with your asiatic nonsense

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        can we guess your flag?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        ayy

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        LMFAAAOOOOOOOOOO

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        tranime website.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        SOMEBODY STOP THE DAMN MATCH
        ENOUGH'S ENOIGH

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nice

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        KWAB

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    post the webm. i wish my head were a cannon

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ching chong never happened and ping pong still has peng pang

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The movie Drive exists within the John Wick Universe.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The movie Polar exists within the John Wick Universe.
      fixed that for you

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Patrick Bateman actually killed people instead of just having delusional fantasies about it.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    all or most of the main star trek characters are the descendants of genetically modified humans.
    There's just no way some of them didn't slip through and started families.
    These people would have been the best and brightest of humanity which would continue having families until star trek TOS.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The concept of them all being exceptionally good at their jobs is stricly a thing in the JJ Abrams movies. I don't think this was the case in any of the actual shows, they were all just regular competent captains and crewmembers, just like everyone else in the fleet who had their ranks and positions.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Even in the shows they never failed their jobs. The captain gave them orders and they got it down, and the few times they didnt succeed right away they had some form of space aids or space parasite or something. All except that one autist of course.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Almost none of Ferris Bueller's Day Off actually happens.
    It's all in the sister's imagination.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's a good one. we imagine others living out our fantasies. very apropos in a social media wold

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    These all suck, who tf cares about Ferris and American Psycho when Ching chong could have gotten ping pong?

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >post your favorite headcanon

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stargate SG1 is actual soft disclosure and 95% true.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      That sounds cool what is it about?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        In the past alien parasite snakes lived in people's heads and pretended to be gods and were worshipped by the commoners. This happened in all the great societies. Fast forward a few thousand years and the US government finds a portal to space. goes through it and gasses all of our former oppressors and rules the galaxy by Thor's side (who is real and a grey alien).

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You might be closer to the truth than you realise.

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Expanse + For All Mankind + The Terror

    And done right

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    John Wick is a training simulation that Neo goes throught in Matrix 1

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The event horizon / WH40k gellar field theory

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tenet: the tenet organization is also the one responsible for sending the bad guy all the gold and instructions.
    Also the "algorithm" doesn't exist. its fake.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Quin Gon Jinn was real father of Anakin, then he erased his mother's memory by Jedi mind tricks

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    All the actors from 'the wire' went on to be in other cop shows...i pretend they had enough of baltimore and moved on.

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