ITT: post (you)r morning routine

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >wake up
    >ah shit im still alive
    >contemplate suicide
    >go to sleep

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >wake up
    >shit into the toilet
    >drink a pint of water
    >make a coffee with my aeropress
    >check my email (no emails, nice)
    >read Cinemaphile for half hour
    >begin and end my commute to work (i work from home)

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >brush teeth
    >start coffee maker
    >cold shower
    >drink coffee

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >wake up an hour and 5 before work
    >wash face, brush teeth, get uniform on
    >drive to work whilst listening to anime osts
    >get to work whilst avoiding nogs who want to steal my car
    >do truck check
    >say hi to partner
    >immediately go to sleep and avoid all human contact until we get a call
    >rinse and repeat for 24 hours until I'm off

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wake up
    shid
    covfefe
    workout
    apply for job
    write
    movie
    gaming
    read
    bed

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >wake up
    >go back to sleep
    >wake up but I mean it this time I swear
    >go back to sleep
    >roll out of bed
    >splash face
    >drink
    >play monster hunter 4 ultimate for 6 hours like I've done every day for countless and immeasurable days
    >masturbate 3 consecutive times

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Wake up
    >scoop catbox
    >give cat pills
    >refill food/water
    >dress for work
    >go downstairs
    >coffee
    >rice and salmon
    >drive to work

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wake up at 6:15.
    I spend a few minutes checking my phone while I wake up
    I then brush my teeth and take a cold shower to help wake me up even more
    I then make a breakfast high in protein and fat and low in sugar and carbs so I won’t start feeling tired around lunch
    Then I do some push ups and sit ups for a bit until I have to go to work

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I then make a breakfast high in protein and fat and low in sugar and carbs
      Explain.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It takes longer to convert fats and proteins into energy, as where carbs and sugar will be almost immediately converted and you’ll get more of a spike and a fall from your glucose levels going up and then down

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Blood sugar crash.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://vocaroo.com/18EgFs6wUoVY

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      a classic

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >wake up at 7 am, don't even need an alarm, check phone to see if there's too much work or not
    >if there is I get up a 7.30 am, brush my teeth and start working
    >if there isn't I get up at 8 and do the same
    >work non stop until 3 pm or later depending on the workload

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this honestly can't be good for your skin
    too much shit

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the patrick from the book is 10 times more brutal than this gay, he actual enjoys brutally torturing women and even kids.

    they are both, the movie and books overrated thrash. tho

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >wake up 2-3pm
    >drink vodka until i stop shaking
    >masturbate several times
    >maybe eat some toast or a few rice cakes or something
    >walk 1 mile downhill and back to buy more snacks and booze
    >start watching tv and drinking until i fall back to sleep
    what a life heh

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      literally stop being an alcoholic and eat healthy
      not that hard

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >wake up
      >go back to sleep
      >wake up but I mean it this time I swear
      >go back to sleep
      >roll out of bed
      >splash face
      >drink
      >play monster hunter 4 ultimate for 6 hours like I've done every day for countless and immeasurable days
      >masturbate 3 consecutive times

      >wake up
      >ah shit im still alive
      >contemplate suicide
      >go to sleep

      looooooosseeeeerrrrrs

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        post your morning routine you pretentious gay

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >wake up
          >jerk off to milf incest
          >check phone
          >scroll /misc/
          >take a shit
          >get out of bed

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >wake up
    >grab a brush
    >put on a little makeup
    >hide the scars to fade away the shakeup

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Before you go go?

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wake up at 6am and take a scoop of creatine and a two MK-667 pills. I then head to the gym where I lift for an hour or so. I then sauna for 20 minutes before driving home to take another scoop of creatine and eat a large breakfast. I take two vitamin c, 3 omega 3 and 1 vitamin D supplement. I then shave, aftershave, apply a day cream, and open my laptop to start work.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Teeth
    >Wash face with mild temp water
    >Apply Cleanser
    >Let it settle then rinse with warm water and apply a second layer of cleanser, use that to shave should I need too
    >rinse off excess cleanser
    >apply moisturiser
    >apply sunscreen

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >wake up
    >drink first cup of tea whilst playing with my dick
    >drink second cup of tea whilst playing with my dick
    >have a shit
    >"12pm? Better get the day started..."
    >drink a third of a bottle of rum because that's how much I need now for that first drink to adequately hit me
    >absolutely smashed for two hours
    >do whatever the fuck else I'm doing with my day
    >continue drinking around 6pm into the evening
    >wait for it to be late enough to eat something and fall asleep
    >commence
    >repeat
    WHAT A LIFE

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >wake up
    >feel like there's a golf ball sized tumor in my head being prodded with a needle
    >shit, bloody
    >spend 5 minutes trying to cough up phlegm - 110 decibels, neighbors have subtly tried to mention it without being confrontational among other issues
    >crack a steel reserve, 8.1

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wash face with Cerave Hydrating Cleanser
    The Ordinary Niacinamide + Zinc
    The Ordinary Azelaic Acid
    Cerave Moisturizing Cream
    Missha Soft Finish Sun Milk

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1,000 now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water-activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >wake up
    >get out of bed
    >drag a comb across my head

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >wake up at 9:59
    >jump on morning meeting at 10:00
    >turn on computer

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I miss being a NEET so godamn much

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just take a big stinky shit. But I am still simply not there.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I tried to start a routine but I just get lazy and give up

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When I was a teenager this was my favorite movie and I tried using those face mask things to get rid of acne. It didn't work, but it was fun to pull off and made me feel like Bateman.

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >fart symphony
    >cigarette
    >pills
    >water
    >shit and wipe
    >shower
    >get ready to wagecage by sighing deeply and trying to stay positive as the whole world falls apart.

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >nobody actually cares
    everyone loves talking about themselves though

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >wake up at 6
    >pet cat
    >go to gym if working from home, if not shower and get ready for work
    >leave for work at 6:30 and do a walk or cycle there

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I live in a rented house in a neighborhood full of Vietnamese people. My name is Anon. I am 27 years old.

    >I believe in taking care of myself; a balanced diet of McDonalds, coffee, and marijuana, as well as a rigorous masturbation routine.

    >In the morning if I am feeling a bit anxious, I will jerk off in the sink while the shower warms up. I can finish in 5 minutes now.

    >In the shower, I sit on the floor for almost an hour thinking about my past mistakes while I wait for my dollar store conditioner to activate.

    >Then, I climb back in bed and look at Cinemaphile until my moral is sufficiently broken before I prepare the rest of my routine.

    >I always use a strain with little or no CBD because I prefer to be completely dissociated from my surroundings while I work, which makes my job more tolerable. Then 3 cups of coffee, maybe followed by a cheeky morning beer.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      tl;dr

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >wake up
    >jerk off to porn on the Phone
    >fall asleep
    >repeat

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >wake up late
    >"snooze" for 30 min
    >get up
    >walk dog
    >drink black coffee
    >drink collagen/protein powder
    >PUNISH my body
    >more protein <-- here right now
    >play games I hate for a dozen hours (played Gord today)
    >walk dog
    >more games
    >bed
    I don't watch enough television or film. I watched Barbie recently, though, pure kino.

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >look at bedside table
    >drink what ever's left of my booze
    >sleep

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