>ah shit im still alive
>go to sleep
>shit into the toilet
>drink a pint of water
>make a coffee with my aeropress
>check my email (no emails, nice)
>read Cinemaphile for half hour
>begin and end my commute to work (i work from home)
>start coffee maker
>wake up an hour and 5 before work
>wash face, brush teeth, get uniform on
>drive to work whilst listening to anime osts
>get to work whilst avoiding nogs who want to steal my car
>do truck check
>say hi to partner
>immediately go to sleep and avoid all human contact until we get a call
>rinse and repeat for 24 hours until I'm off
apply for job
>go back to sleep
>wake up but I mean it this time I swear
>go back to sleep
>roll out of bed
>play monster hunter 4 ultimate for 6 hours like I've done every day for countless and immeasurable days
>masturbate 3 consecutive times
>give cat pills
>dress for work
>rice and salmon
>drive to work
I wake up at 6:15.
I spend a few minutes checking my phone while I wake up
I then brush my teeth and take a cold shower to help wake me up even more
I then make a breakfast high in protein and fat and low in sugar and carbs so I won’t start feeling tired around lunch
Then I do some push ups and sit ups for a bit until I have to go to work
>I then make a breakfast high in protein and fat and low in sugar and carbs
It takes longer to convert fats and proteins into energy, as where carbs and sugar will be almost immediately converted and you’ll get more of a spike and a fall from your glucose levels going up and then down
Blood sugar crash.
>wake up at 7 am, don't even need an alarm, check phone to see if there's too much work or not
>if there is I get up a 7.30 am, brush my teeth and start working
>if there isn't I get up at 8 and do the same
>work non stop until 3 pm or later depending on the workload
this honestly can't be good for your skin
too much shit
the patrick from the book is 10 times more brutal than this gay, he actual enjoys brutally torturing women and even kids.
they are both, the movie and books overrated thrash. tho
>wake up 2-3pm
>drink vodka until i stop shaking
>masturbate several times
>maybe eat some toast or a few rice cakes or something
>walk 1 mile downhill and back to buy more snacks and booze
>start watching tv and drinking until i fall back to sleep
what a life heh
literally stop being an alcoholic and eat healthy
not that hard
post your morning routine you pretentious gay
>jerk off to milf incest
>take a shit
>get out of bed
>grab a brush
>put on a little makeup
>hide the scars to fade away the shakeup
Before you go go?
I wake up at 6am and take a scoop of creatine and a two MK-667 pills. I then head to the gym where I lift for an hour or so. I then sauna for 20 minutes before driving home to take another scoop of creatine and eat a large breakfast. I take two vitamin c, 3 omega 3 and 1 vitamin D supplement. I then shave, aftershave, apply a day cream, and open my laptop to start work.
>Wash face with mild temp water
>Let it settle then rinse with warm water and apply a second layer of cleanser, use that to shave should I need too
>rinse off excess cleanser
>drink first cup of tea whilst playing with my dick
>drink second cup of tea whilst playing with my dick
>have a shit
>"12pm? Better get the day started..."
>drink a third of a bottle of rum because that's how much I need now for that first drink to adequately hit me
>absolutely smashed for two hours
>do whatever the fuck else I'm doing with my day
>continue drinking around 6pm into the evening
>wait for it to be late enough to eat something and fall asleep
WHAT A LIFE
>feel like there's a golf ball sized tumor in my head being prodded with a needle
>spend 5 minutes trying to cough up phlegm - 110 decibels, neighbors have subtly tried to mention it without being confrontational among other issues
>crack a steel reserve, 8.1
Wash face with Cerave Hydrating Cleanser
The Ordinary Niacinamide + Zinc
The Ordinary Azelaic Acid
Cerave Moisturizing Cream
Missha Soft Finish Sun Milk
In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1,000 now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water-activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub.
>get out of bed
>drag a comb across my head
>wake up at 9:59
>jump on morning meeting at 10:00
>turn on computer
I miss being a NEET so godamn much
I just take a big stinky shit. But I am still simply not there.
I tried to start a routine but I just get lazy and give up
When I was a teenager this was my favorite movie and I tried using those face mask things to get rid of acne. It didn't work, but it was fun to pull off and made me feel like Bateman.
>shit and wipe
>get ready to wagecage by sighing deeply and trying to stay positive as the whole world falls apart.
>nobody actually cares
everyone loves talking about themselves though
>wake up at 6
>go to gym if working from home, if not shower and get ready for work
>leave for work at 6:30 and do a walk or cycle there
>I live in a rented house in a neighborhood full of Vietnamese people. My name is Anon. I am 27 years old.
>I believe in taking care of myself; a balanced diet of McDonalds, coffee, and marijuana, as well as a rigorous masturbation routine.
>In the morning if I am feeling a bit anxious, I will jerk off in the sink while the shower warms up. I can finish in 5 minutes now.
>In the shower, I sit on the floor for almost an hour thinking about my past mistakes while I wait for my dollar store conditioner to activate.
>Then, I climb back in bed and look at Cinemaphile until my moral is sufficiently broken before I prepare the rest of my routine.
>I always use a strain with little or no CBD because I prefer to be completely dissociated from my surroundings while I work, which makes my job more tolerable. Then 3 cups of coffee, maybe followed by a cheeky morning beer.
>jerk off to porn on the Phone
>wake up late
>"snooze" for 30 min
>drink black coffee
>drink collagen/protein powder
>PUNISH my body
>more protein <-- here right now
>play games I hate for a dozen hours (played Gord today)
I don't watch enough television or film. I watched Barbie recently, though, pure kino.
>look at bedside table
>drink what ever's left of my booze
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