ITT: Rate the Immortan Joe wives from most to least frickable

ITT: Rate the Immortan Joe wives from most to least frickable

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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Shlanger Blonde
    >Redhead
    >Preggo Blonde
    >Latina(?)
    >Kravitz

    Pretty easy really.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Are you a moron?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        why would you say something so mean to me? HUH?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You are NOT shiny
      You are NOT chrome
      You will NEVER ride eternal to Valhalla
      And I will NOT witness you.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >not shiny
        >didn't witness

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        mediocre

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >tfw not awaited

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Fippy Bippy

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Zoë was actually hot in Mad Max though. I would put her just below Abbey who is unquestionably best girl.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      >redeemed coward
      >crazy eyed blonde
      >redhead
      >preggo blonde
      >kravits

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      bullshit
      Kravitz may be the least beautiful but she's the best pick for a wasteland wife, second is redhead and third is schlanger.

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Blonde in the front>red head> black hair>other blonde
    Zoe Kravits

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly they were all so fricking hot that it’s pretty hard. Like Riley doesn’t look as great in that photo but she did in the movie. I might say the tall blonde is the hottest even though I’m sure that’s a rare opinion and she’d think I’m a shmeg

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    They're all really frickable but the redhead is the least frickable

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Cheedo>Dag>Splendid>Toast>Angharad

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's Splendid Angharad, they are not seperate characters idiot. The other one is named capable

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    They're all absolute babes to the point where everyone's ranking list is completely different because it comes entirely down to personal preference of specific features.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      ChatGPT response

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >black hair
    >red hair
    >shlanger blonde
    >blonde 2
    orangutan

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Zoe > the others.
    I honestly don't care. But Zoe? I'd ruin her fricking bloodline and coerce her into baby making.

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    This scene was hot and I wish I could find higher quality photos from it. Even Max was shook

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      what's the subtext of this scene?

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        That they're sheltered, naive, fools that waste gallons of drinking water to clean dirt off themselves.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >QUICK WE HAVE TO WASTE THIS VALUABLE DRINKING WATER ON OUR LEGS AND FEET AND THEN JUST LET IT KEEP SPILLING AS WE STARE AT MAX IN HORROR. And then later on in the movie the old b***hes were like
      >Man, we ere SO stupid. We fricked UP!
      Like yeah no shit.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        They were heading to the green place which was said to have unlimited water. They had plenty to make the trip

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >my gas tank says empty but I'm on my way to a gas station that I don't know the location of so I will be fine
          Accurate portrayal of woman logic.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Movie never mentions the war rig being low on water. They actually get to the location fine but it just doesn’t exist anymore.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Not him but what was wrong with Immortan Joe? Comparatively, he seemed like a chill dude who ran a solid operation. Had lots of friends, ran a clean, prosperous operation. I don't know, maybe they expand on his character in Furiosa, but he just seemed like the least offensive villain in the universe.
              I kind of want to see a direct sequel set maybe a decade later where Furiosa is has been attempting to hold down the entire operation, including those of Joe's allies that she murdered (I.E. The Bullet Farmer) and pretty much just going insane and becoming an even worse, exponentially more violent and tyrannical ruler than Joe. Maybe she's not completely gone at the beginning, but after the first act or so something major happens, she now stylizes herself "Immortan Furiosa" and some of the wives turn on her and everything just turns to chaos. Enter: Mad Max.

          • 7 days ago
            Anonymous

            They know the location moron.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        it was implied they were mentally moronic
        therefore everyone rating them is a nonce

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        they've only ever known abundance, scarcity is completely foreign to them. also Max thought he stumbled upon a mirage

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I think that was because he was watching one of the scarcest resources in the wasteland being used to clean off the dirt that is everywhere. He has the experience a second time when he takes the chance to have a drink, only to get a mouthful of even more valuable human milk that tastes overwhelmingly rich compared to what he normally eats. The whole point is to show that the wives are privileged slaves with no common sense; completely dependent.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      why were they not naked, Miller is a gay

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Just screenshot it from a 4k vid

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    the blonde that says "schlanger" shall ride mine eternal, shiny and coomed

    the rest can witness us

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      mediocre tastes anon

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous
  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    t. proof that Cinemaphile is a poltard fuentoid infested board

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I’d take the preggo and redhead, leave the rest in the desert to save water.

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Was Rosie the pregnant one? Then her, idc about the rest. It's mommy milk for me

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >schlangergrill
    power gap
    >preggo
    >kravitz (bonus points for showing nips throughout the movie)
    >redhead
    >racially ambiguous fetal face

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Something about the pregnant one makes me want to rank her last. Like obviously I can tell she’s gorgeous, but maybe she’s just boring compared to the others?

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I wanna cum on Toast's protruding niplets so hard. I don't wanna see them, though.

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Just the redhead and Zoe Kravitz as a side mistress. The rest suck.

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Redhead>Asian>Blonde supermodel 1>Blonde supermodel 2 (Shlanger) >>>>>> mutt

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Based Hardy manlet

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I would normally laugh at him for being a manlet but he's giving chad energy in that photo for some reason...

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        it's a man comfortable with himself, as opposed to RDJ

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Rictus looks the he'd rather be at home meme.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You just know

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      literally who is the nibba in the grey suit
      its not hoult right

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        It's the other War Boy with the Glasgow smile who was Nux's lancer.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Played Slit in Fury Road and Scrotus in Furiosa. I don’t think Hoult was at this premiere for some reason

          aight got it

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >Glasgow Smile
          what the frick is that... I'll google it
          why are euros so violent

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Played Slit in Fury Road and Scrotus in Furiosa. I don’t think Hoult was at this premiere for some reason

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Played Slit in Fury Road and Scrotus in Furiosa. I don’t think Hoult was at this premiere for some reason

        He's also probably better known as younger Stryker in the X-Men movies.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Charlize Theron is taller than Bane

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        She has stolen black children taller than him.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I would normally laugh at him for being a manlet but he's giving chad energy in that photo for some reason...

      He's the only one in the picture who isn't adding 6 inches with his footwear

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        None of the men are wearing lifts, Anon.
        He's a banelet.

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          hes talkin about the women all in high heels you double Black person

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Angharad looks the hottest in this one but there is something about seeing Zoë in Mad Max dressed in rags, nipples protruding. I have an irrepressible urge to colonize her.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Fake and gay

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        What’s fake about it, dummy?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      > he's giving chad energy in that photo for some reason...
      true, he shows true confidence and that's hot
      you don't need to be 6'5 to attract women

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      freaks me out that one second from right is lottie on yellowjackets

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >be manlet
      >go to an event surrounded by 6'5" models
      >dont even wear lifts
      what did hardy mean by this

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >picrel

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      w2c immortans jacket

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Imorten badass

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Is that the bald guy from the gif eating potato chips?

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      He's a big guy

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/ACtdYLf.png

      ITT: Rate the Immortan Joe wives from most to least frickable

      Charlize is the best though

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        ...uuuuuuuh sauce of this fine young male model?!! asking for my homosexual friend haha

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      why are women like this?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >why are women like this?
        i assume by "this" you mean "beautiful"

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      I might kill for Mossad if I got the chance to walk in and sit by my wife bathing like this.

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous
  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    blonde >>>> redhead > asian > platinum blonde > kravitz

    Jason Statham is a lucky boi

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    1. Cute hapa
    2. Psycho white chickv(left)
    3. Model (middle)
    4. Mommy white chick(right)
    5. Black chick

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    they're all nepo babies

    to the gallows with them

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The preggo -> INCONCEIVABLE POWERGAP -> the rest.

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    ABBEY LEE MY BELOVED CRACKprostitute

  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Weird Blonde
    Redhead
    Pregnant
    Other two

  27. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I think Abbey is weirdly hot, but in this lineup she's dead last.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Probably the worst ranking so far

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Ah, but you may notice it's labeled "Correct order"? So actually you're dumb.
        Zoe's cans and pokies were top notch, she looked worse in Batman but excellent in Fury Road.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >t.schlanger

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Horrendous taste.

      Okay, tastelets, I will show you the definitive order.

      Switch the blondes and I'm on board. Also increase mystery meat's number to 6,000,000.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >the guy who goes for Abbey immediately tells me I have bad taste
        You are incorrect and possibly gay.

  28. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Australian
    Elvis granddaughter
    Shlanga
    victoria secret model
    Kravitz

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Elvis granddaughter
      Who is that

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        redhead

  29. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Zoe
    Redhead
    preggo blonde
    other blonde
    latina

  30. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    caska, the white haired one, and the others

  31. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Where the frick do I find a chick like the Dag? She is so fricking cute, I love how she just doesn't give a frick and says whatever the frick she feels like. Love ladies like that

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Me too. I liked how mean she was to Max at first. She didn’t give a frick that he had a gun and basically kept calling him a wienersucker

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I know a girl that has almost the exact same face as her and 100 percent the eyes. She’s like a foot shorter and chubby though

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >She’s like a foot shorter and chubby though
        No way her face looks like Abbey Lee's then. Sorry anon, you might have autism.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          She’s one of those girls where you can’t tell she’s chubby from selfies because she doesn’t have double chins or anything. But I guess that means I have autism, moron.

  32. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    transformers one > one > bigger brown one > red

  33. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Brunette > Dirty Blonde > Light Blonde > Redhead >>> Mad > Nig

  34. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    They are al l f U C K A

    B
    L
    E

  35. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Okay, tastelets, I will show you the definitive order.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Objectively correct.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Sawp 3 and 4 and it's perfect

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Sawp
        Swamp

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe, but she doesn't look as good with red hair as she does usually.

        Splendid is still the most frickable over a decade later tbqh famalam

        She has the best body of the lot but her nose is weird.

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          funny how picky you are, anon.

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          "her nose is weird would not bang"

          • 7 days ago
            Anonymous

            Oddly looks fine from that angle, head on looks like a boxers nose.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Kravitz has nice breasts though, I think I prefer her over the redhead.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Riley has great breasts too. Whatever movie where Matt Dillon is a serial killer. I recommend

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      its not even a question this is 100% correct, except if you have a preggo fetish then switch 1 and 2

  36. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      She got her teeth fixed

  37. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >people not putting kershaw at 1
    unironically incomprehensible tbqh

  38. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I want 48 hours in the closet with the brown one and the autistic white haired one

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      This is the best take. The other three are Stacies. We all know Abbey Lee would be an amazing lay and Zoë is one of those brown girls that talks shit yet (not so) secretly craves white dick. Like is just drooling, thirsting for it. All 5 ½ inches.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >that talks shit yet (not so) secretly craves white dick
        She's a lightskinned black woman with connections to the industry. She was never, ever, EVER going to wind up with another black man unless he's a Steph Curry type.

  39. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      that's hot

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      nice dimples of Venus

  40. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The real redpill is that Furiosa is hotter than all of them

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I bet she gives a mean old-fashioned.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      The leglock would break your ribs

  41. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I used to confuse Abbey Lee Kershaw and Cara Delevingne all the time so when Cara became a drugged out junkie I got pretty sad. Boy was I glad when i learned i was wrong

    how all my abbeyleebros are ready for some costnerkino.

  42. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    they are all b***hes.

  43. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    1:black hair chick
    2:redhead
    3:blondehead
    4:Krawitz
    5:preggo b***h

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Same.

  44. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    All of them.
    SHIT.
    Child Furiosa mogs them all.
    Fact!

  45. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I don't understand polygamists. They all seem to choose the same archetype of chick. Why wouldn't you want a wide portfolio from different sectors.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Immortan Joe had truly patrician tastes. Blonde, brunette, red head, autistic chick, light skinned black girl. A different flavor for every day of the week, then he can spend the weekend with his boys.

  46. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't really care for any of them. Max was the most attractive person in the film.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >t. furiosa

  47. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Splendid is still the most frickable over a decade later tbqh famalam

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      no ass

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        literally homosexual

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Which one of these are you more likely to be?

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        t. Darius DeShawn Washington

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I bet her butthole is clean enough to eat off of

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >israelite ankle tattoo

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        It's just a star. Not a star of david

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Half of aids is still full blown

  48. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    so we can all agree that the racially ambiguous chick was a completely pointless and forgettable character right

    >abbey lee was weird and autistic (and objectivelly the best looking) and the most antagonistic to max
    >kravitz was the only capable one that actually participated in the fight
    >redhead was the caring love interest for nux
    >preggo was preggo, her death was emotional moment and whatnot

    literally what was the point of the latina (?)

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      There didn't need to be 5 of them.

      Preggo and Redhead are the most fleshed out and have agency in the story.

      The other three are a collection of few novel quirks you could have easily consolidated into one or two of thee total bride characters.
      Zoe Kravitz is just gun janny and does nothing else.
      SHLANGAH is a b***h. That's it. She talks the most with some of the women from Furiosa's radfem colony and gets some """wisdom""" but they're fricking morons who ruined their own Roastie Rhodesia through incompetence and all get ACK'd anyway so who cares.
      Ambiguously Brown actually has the most potential in creating interesting dynamics in the story: she's the youngest, most sheltered bride and eventually chickens out and wants to go back to Joe.

      Cutting them down to three allows each of them more screentime, more personality, and deeper relationships with other characters. Preggo could be the big sister who acts as leader and keeps the girls together as a maternal figure, Redhead could be the middle child who's insecure and wants to prove herself, and Ambigulously Brown could be the youngest who's spoiled, combative, and bratty because she's known nothing but comfort.

      Preggo dies and the other two's contrasting reactions to her death causes a conflict between. Ambigulously Brown freaks the frick out and begs to go back to Joe because she's never experienced death and would trade freedom for safety. Redhead is emboldened to become stronger to honor her memory and determined to be free no matter the cost. Redhead has her romance with Wojak and helps out with the guns. Ambigulously Brown is b***hy and tries to run back to Joe but eventually has a change of heart at the end and comes to her senses (maybe Max convinces her so he has some interactions with one of them idk).

      Wonder why Miller had 5 in the first place. So the action scenes would play out a certain way? Tension because Max and Furiosa are responsible for more people? Proper harem fetish?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Her role was essentially to fuel the audience to question Furiosa's actions. In the beginning she's portrayed as not wanting to leave the Citadel, even liking her role as Immortan's wife, which the other wives forgive her for, attributing it to her virginity. She's unintentionally antagonistic to Furiosa's plot and constantly requires babysitting, and in the end after Splendid's death and realizing the true nature of the Wasteland and seeing what everybody has sacrificed for her, she uses that perceived innocence as a tool to help kill Immortan Joe.

  49. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Easy, just go lightest to darkest.

  50. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Statham's wife
    Elvis' granddaughter
    Platinum haired girl
    Asian girl
    Kravitz's daughter

  51. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Capable
    Angharad
    Toast
    Cheedo
    Dag

  52. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    from left to right
    5>4>3>2>1

  53. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I thought the one wife's name was Cheeto and that it was the redhead because her hair is flamin' hot.

  54. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Schlanger
    Splendid
    Chink
    Redhead
    Black person

  55. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The answer is clearly Furiosa when she was a hebe because she was technically one of the wives

  56. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Miss kitty.

  57. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    aren't you forgetting one?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Wear a bra. No one wants to see your perfect, perky breasts bouncing around.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        ong

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      I love my ayyy wife. Before the bucal fat removeal...

  58. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    anon below eats schlanger

  59. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I liked when Zoe Kravitz was asking about the beef between Theron and Hardy on the set that she didn’t throw Tom under the bus. I guess he was being a pretty big shit head to not only Theron but George too

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    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Part of the issue apparently was frequent unprofessional behavior from Hardy, like delaying and disrupting production by showing up late to set, hours after everyone else.
      Sucks because it means even if Furiosa scraped its way to being profitable, they still might not be wanting to make any more sequels with him as Max

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I'm gonna go out on a limb here and assume nobody gets along with George. He doesn't really scream "actor's director" by any means. He seems pretty similar to George Lucas in this regard, but more open with his disgust. Probably why Miller just takes what he can get. I think he's probably self-aware enough to know he's lucky to have made movies and still be making them, and on this scale.
      Just assumptions. I don't know how anybody gets on with Theron. She can't really act all that well, or has never been particularly impressive, and in interviews she seems like a poorly programmed android designed to distract you from the actual androids that are supplanting the human species. Just creepy.
      >tl;dr
      I'll take drunk Hardy over sober Theron any day.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I agree that part of the problem could be George, as Anya Taylor Joy seems to have had a horrible time on set too and made it seem like he kept her in the dark about everything. Hardy has been known to be a pain in the ass to work with though. I think the story is that nobody was calling him out and she did, so they got into a huge fight in front of the entire crew

  60. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    abbey lee should have been the khaleesi

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >gets the powerhouse Game of Thrones cancelled before the second season airs

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Is her acting career basically dead now? I remember thinking her role in that Lovecraft show was decent but it got shitcanned pretty quick

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        2 titles in 2023, 1 in 2024 and 2 more in production

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Opposite, her career was dead in the water after Mad Max, but it's going well now
        tl;dr AbbeyCHADS we're so back

  61. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Splendid Angharad was clearly the most fertile and produced a perfect heir so she’s obviously the #1 pick and it’s not even close.

  62. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Miss Giddyyyyyyy
    WHERE
    IS SHE
    TAKING THEM

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      What a great line delivery. Nu Joe couldn't even come close.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        The new actor did a pretty good job. The two performances are pretty much two different sides to Joe, which is natural as they're younger (Furiosa) and older (Fury Road).
        >Younger, more empire-driven, sharper, healthier, tactical and pragmatic, almost like a ceo managing a company's resources, restrained, plans the 40 day war with other leaders
        >Older, less healthy, obsessed with wives and offspring even more so now they're fleeing, leading from the front etc

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I knew something was up cause his voice just wasn't booming enough

  63. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    a>>c>>>>F>e>>d>>>>>>>>>b

  64. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  65. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The platinum hair blonde and the redhead were the hottest.

  66. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    that shot of her walking towards Tom Hardy in her little bikini was hot as frick. I don't know how anyone wouldn't find her hot...maybe they aren't into the creepy witch vibes.

  67. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    killing this thread

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      she was really hot in Yellowjackets and has been underrated thus far in this thread.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Gods of Egypt for me

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          Her breasts did indeed look amazing in this movie, the ancients knew how to dress

  68. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I really hated them all, I wanted them all to die. I much prefer the Beyond Thunderdome kids as characters. Both parts are really boring, but I buy the 'lost tribe' idea more than 'the green place' (which honestly, if women tried to do that, it would be raided/raped/pillaged in a short time in a post-apocalyptic wasteland).

  69. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Dag/Toast > youngest one > red head > preggo

  70. 7 days ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  74. 7 days ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      >lingering shot of her feet
      >"No no, it's a shot of her chastity belt! I swear!"

      You're not fooling anyone, George.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      >no rear opening
      How would they poop while wearing the chastity belts?

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      damn I didn't realize it was Courtney and not Zoe Kravitz where they focused in on her feet for so long

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      I'd still try to frick her with that on then get stuck and die

  75. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    1.Schlanga
    2. Elvis grandaughter
    3. Lottie Yelloewjackets
    4. Jason Stathams b***h
    5. Lenny Kravitz nepo baby

  76. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Another sexist "rate-the-side-of-meat' thread from the incels on Cinemaphile. So came I came to visit and check things out. Let me just say this, if you think we at Reddit are amused with your little antics during Pride Month you're about to find out. See you REAL soon, nazis. REAL SOON. LOL

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      You have no power here

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        I'm about to collect some Nazi scalps. You volunteering?

  77. 7 days ago
    Anonymous
  78. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Amazon blonde >= Schlanger blonde > Redhead > Hapa/Latina > *massive power gap* > Kravitz goblin aka. less annoying Zendaya aka. stop telling me to find this b***h attractive v1.0

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Only one whose nipples are visible in the movie

  79. 7 days ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Elvis would be so proud.

  80. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    I LOVE ABBEY LEE

  81. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Rosie > powergap > Elvis Jr > powergap > the rest and especially the browns

  82. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >99.999% of the global population starving and dehydrated
    >get put in the finest room in the entire country
    >fed and watered living like queens
    >all you have to do is put up with having sex with an old ugly decrepit fiend until you get pregnant then you have a 9 month break
    >noooo we hate this please let us go to the desert where we’ll get gangbanged by raiders within a week.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      women lack the ability for rational thinking

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Women don’t like sex and would rather escape into the a harsh wasteland with no food or water and rapacious bandits to escape sex

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      It does feel like this is a little off.
      Which is strange because there's lots of space in a Mad Max movie for 5 almost quite literally moronic from spoilage princesses getting taken away from their master for some reason or another.
      Furiosa could have just used them for some gain even if it was against their will. Killing Joe and overthrowing the Citidel could have been her goal just the same in order to "help the people" or whatever.

  83. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Splendid has a prominent clit vag I'm sure.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      I can sense it as well.

  84. 7 days ago
    Anonymous
  85. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Here’s the objectively correct rating:
    1. The Dag. Love her, so quirky and doesn’t give a frick. Seems like a fun lay
    2. Cheedo. Innocent, by far the most naive. Also implied she’s a virgin in the comic
    3. Toast the knowing. Had the least sexy outfit out of all the wives but I loved her offstandish attitude the entire movie, even towards the other wives occasionally
    4. Capable. Pretty enough but compared to the other wives almost average. Also doesn’t seem to have a strong personality either way
    5. Splendid Angharad. Not entirely sure why, I find her extremely unfrickable. Not just because she’s pregnant, but because her eyes are too small and she’s too tall. The Dag has beautiful eyes and better breasts. Also those facial scars/tats or whatever are a turn off. She was also somehow the only wife stupid enough to get killed, even though the other ones had plenty of chances to do something stupid and get killed themselves

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Holy frick a Cinemaphilener rating women based on their personality instead of looks. Wtf am I seeing

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        hey tourist, frick off

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          seethe incel

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            Oh the degenerate uses the magic words naziincelliterallyhitler

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              But you are an incel, you don't get pussy

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Cheedo also gets herself killed

  86. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    The Dag
    ***POWER GAP***
    the rest of them in any order, I don't care. It's The Dag or nothing for me.

  87. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    I like the blonde one most. But I’m biased towards blondes in general

  88. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Brunette's best build/ healthiest looking
    >blondes are the best lookers but heroin chic planked out
    >red head walled but just fine
    >Tessa Thompson tier resting b***h face nepo babby creole is only hate frickable.

  89. 7 days ago
    Anonymous
  90. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Suddenly I'm realizing I don't remember like 75% of that movie.
    What the frick is wrong with me?
    If you asked me if any of them talked or had any amount of screen time other than that one chick finding the warboy, I would have said, "No."

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      just watch it again. it's kino and flies by. i watched it twice in a week recently

  91. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Zoomers actually find that midget goblin Kravitz attractive.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      93 here, I just like brown post-apoc girls

  92. 7 days ago
    Anonymous
  93. 7 days ago
    Anonymous
  94. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick is it about Aussie woman bros

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      they're just amazing

  95. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    abby > the b***h in front > massive powergap > the other three in whatever order because they are mid

  96. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    preggers
    shlanger
    redhead

    would leave the other two at Joe's

  97. 7 days ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      i came

  98. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Why the frick did it take a decade to have this thread?

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      The creator of the thread had to sort out a long lawsuit, then they were too busy with another thread to make this one.

  99. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    > The Dag>Cheedo> Capable> Splendid>Toast

  100. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    rosie
    brunette
    redhead
    platinum blonde
    mutt

  101. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Women make my peepee hard

  102. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    well-off cloudy free saw garden list golf comics boast wave induce consider interrupt

  103. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    frick
    >the red head
    marry
    >the front one
    kill
    >the black one

  104. 7 days ago
    Anonymous
  105. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    the blonde in the front is so fricking hot in transformers 3

  106. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    was there really that much of a shortage of hot women in the wasteland?

  107. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Angharad
    >Cheedo
    >Capable
    >Dag
    >Toast

  108. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like Zoe Kravits but in this picture she's almost the best, only less than frick immediately due to catwoman complaints and her dad.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      I know what it is, she looks like the best one from abbywinters, besides the one who got her stuff removed :C

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        Detective skills: Unmatched

        jilly_lynley & Nadine
        https://www.abbywinters.com/nude_girl/hippy/jilly
        https://www.abbywinters.com/nude_girl/pert_boobs/nadine

        Australia best Austr

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          >2008
          I was wondering why those models looked so good

          • 7 days ago
            Anonymous

            As long as you don't become addicted to food you don't age much. Saw some girls in a photoshoot on a nude beach and went up to volunteer to be the camera guy but the camera girl acted disgusted before I could say anything, the girls she was guarding seemed cool though.

            It's doubt and downers that age you, and fun keeps you young. It's a skill to engage people and make them happy, wonder if you can teach it it or arrange the aquisition of it. I've lost it after letting in a lot of what I don't like. Ultimately it's not important, only your own thing, your individuality and the beauty inherent and aquired, meant to look after it, nothing else inside yourself, enough to triumph anyway.

            Girls are still good looking, one on the right got better with age and that is a later photo. Gay is girly and is good advertisement in my opinion. Maybe not. But it isn't something to be jealous over. Rather see boy/girl but nice for girls to save themselves and stay girls.

            • 7 days ago
              Anonymous

              are you off your meds?

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                Drugs are forced on me, I don't do them. Not even painkillers. They have diminished me greatly, as they do anyone else they're given to. I suppose you approve of them. Because you need a dull world to seem in any acceptable. It was easy to extend expectation before I was set upon, make the standard unreachable but high enough and enticing enough people try. Excuses. Hard to fight deliberate brain damage. As well as deny the success as efect of drugs. Psychology is a self justifying system. Someone has to stop it. Fair enough to understand it through being attacked by it.

                I can entertain myself. Used to leading through having ideas and assurance there's something to gain going somewhere new, doing something hidden. I've found I don't need company in people to push myself into adventure etc. Expeditions I guess gatherings to grant a smile wherever it isn't found.
                Or reaffirmation of what is in charge: courage.

                I have my own people, generally what doesn't turn off sensitivity as not to be scarred. I like to see that rewarded and their systems recharged, more faithfull in finding fantasy in the future, paying for it by being able to receive instead of reject it.

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                >Drugs are forced on me
                with good reason, I would suggest you recommend to your carers to up the dose

  109. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Schlanger girl > pregnant blonde > redhead > long dark hair girl > zoe
    If I could include other women I would have that milf Asian(?) Chick who got run over by the people eater as #1. Idk her look just gets my dick hard.

  110. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Knowing that Immortan Joe "Ugly Bastards" all these multiple times
    shouldn't be hot but it is

  111. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    every fricking time

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      discussing movies died with the imdb forums

  112. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    here you go

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      awful

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        this

        Definitely the redhead. The others are all mid.

  113. 7 days ago
    Nothing ever happens

    Definitely the redhead. The others are all mid.

  114. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Nux
    >
    >
    >
    >The w*men

  115. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    abbey lee

  116. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Something about that Black israeliteess really gets me going

  117. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Zoe Kravitz so busted IRL but pretty in this and Batman?

  118. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Now the names rank order:
    Toast, The Knowing
    Capable
    Splendind Angharad
    The Dag
    Flaming Hot Cheetos

    For real though I like the naming convention and wish there was some lore to go with it but it's probably one of those things better left to your own head.

  119. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    little Elvis >>> rest

  120. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    She was always loved here, like most weird beauty

  121. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    She has that weird Elder Scrolls oblivion cute look to her.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      She was always loved here, like most weird beauty

      because back then she was young and had a new "fresh" look.
      this b***h is now in her hard 30's

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous
  122. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone putting Zoe the lowest is low-test and doesn't have the CONQUERORS genes.

  123. 6 days ago
    Anonymous
  124. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Scabrous Scrotus
    >Rictus Erectus
    why would you name your children this

  125. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    The Milkers

  126. 6 days ago
    Anonymous
  127. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    courtney eaton is mega underrated

  128. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    redhead is a lot cuter than this picture gives her credit

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      thats elvis' grand daughter i recently found out while finding out who played the Female in Sasquatch Sunset. She shids and pishes and blows her titty milk errywhere in one scene

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      This. She’s gorgeous in every movie she’s in but cute as frick in this with her big goggles on

  129. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't watched this movie yet. It's my theater for 6 dollars. I enjoyed the first mad max, on TV when I stilk had cable. Should I go watch at the theater or pirate it?

    I'm going in blind if I do, as in I haven't kept up with youtube critics or Cinemaphile b***hing. I'm just interested in the post apocalyptic car combat shit.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      fury road is your theater? jfc anon run what eldritch terror has been unleashed?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      t. mike stoklasa

  130. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Tan one on the left would be a perfect Casca for a Berserk film

  131. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >picking anyone other than the actual supermodel and victoria secret 15/10 rosie huntington-whiteley as number one
    Cinemaphile is more gay than two gay men sucking each other's dicks

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      she talks like she has a sub 80 IQ, it's not attractive

  132. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    abbey lee!

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      skelly-fu

  133. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Brunette > Kravitz
    Don't give af about the rest.

  134. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Immortan Joe's 5 wives:
    Homestar Runner
    Marzipan
    Strong Bad
    Strong Sad
    And The Cheat.

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