she only wanted to find love, but she was cursed to kill all those who wanted her. she finds a deaf guy that can resist her power but he turns out to be a Black person and just wants to steal her gold.
7/10
if you remove the top panels of that comic, its still the truth.
women are awful and are not aware of it, now that the troony knows what is being a man, its trying to play the pity card, but as a man, you dont get that, you get more jokes at your expenses for showing weakness.
female to male trannies get all the disadvantages of being male, without any of the benefits.
male to female trannies are just the most sick of jokes.
im sure God is up in Heaven laughing at the comedy of human tragedy.
moron. It's a bunch of foids who got memed into throwing away their female life on easy mode. It's nothing to "respect", the only emotion here is schadenfreude.
She did spend a night lying beside him instead of killing him and she did try to kiss him. But yeah, it would certainly be hard for him to get over the shock of her killing all his companions and she really had nothing to offer aside from the loot.
Incorrect, they show several times that her gold scales are sharp and hurt him. She was just trying to kiss him, she didn't realize it was hurting him.
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The entire story is about how a bunch of ms13 looking conquistador Black folk showed up at her home so they could murder her for her gold and gems. Was it really too subtle for you?
Nothing in it implies they were anything more than conquistadors looking for gold. If they were there specifically for her they would have brought some kind of provision to try to kill her. The lake had hundreds of bodies in it, she was a murderous creature and feeling sympathy for her is moronic.
>She's also killed thousands of men, are we supposed to feel bad for a cold-blooded genocidal monster?
She was a monster, but I felt bad for her at the end all the same
>but I felt bad for her at the end all the same
A woman's tears are worth more than literally thousands of male lives, and people wonder why men feel like they're disposable trash
The entire story is about how a bunch of ms13 looking conquistador Black folk showed up at her home so they could murder her for her gold and gems. Was it really too subtle for you?
It's impossible to know who actually started this conflict, and if we're to look at the number of deaths, with just the evidence we do have, she seems like the monster here, not the Black folk
Surely she can't be the initial aggressor because women are both strong but also harmless somehow
>too stupid to understand a single line of green text
I'll accept this as your admission of error. Thank you for trying, perhaps next time you should just watch the video instead of making some Marvel-tier headcanon about how "LE EPIC MONSTER KILLERS WERE SENT TO BLAH BLAH BLAH"
2 years ago
Anonymous
Are the dumbass that mentioned crossbows or the other gibbering moron?
im not even the guy you were originally replying to homosexual
2 years ago
Anonymous
Imagine being this much of a butthurt homosexual
Lmao did me calling out your little Marvel-brain really overheat it this much?
2 years ago
Anonymous
Thousands of men died and nobody brought at least a damn crossbow? Now you'll say they were moronic due to "being Hispanic Black folk with ghetto tattoos"
2 years ago
Anonymous
Go back to your capeshit threads lmao the frick are you talking about
>conquistador
look nothng like conquistador, thats just 16th century armor used all around europe, and the siren or witch or whatever is clearly byzantinian, not amerindian.
>she only wanted to find love
she was a monster that likes to kill people, and just got mildly curious about seeing a deaf guy for the first time.
she was killing him before he knocked out her.
thats not love, thats obssession, if she had feel love she had stoppen when he started to bleed.
She seemed to have genuinely had feeling for him, but he robbed her and violated her, both heart and body. The scene also has a lot of parallels with how rape feels from the victims side
These two were just joking. Are you going to ignore that this monster annihilated armies of men by driving them completely crazy with her magical powers? She could have just shut the frick up, what enticed her to actively shriek at them over and over? Surely just one guy dying like that after she shrieks at him should have been enough for her to understand, because she can easily see the man never moves again after he hits the bottom of the lake, compared to how he was moving before that is. Hell, maybe two men dying that way, just in case the first one wasn't obvious enough, but thousands of men?
>animate based on those reference
So basically manual motion cap.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>basically manual motion cap.
he doesn't know about rotoscoping
2 years ago
Anonymous
more like using keyframes
2 years ago
Anonymous
Lol. You think animators just randomly think up images and animate them? Of course they use references. They just don't animate bulbs on a live body through motion capture in this case here.
2 years ago
Anonymous
no, much in the same way that drawing from reference is not the same as tracing.
Are you moronic? Did she not notice the guy was bleeding when she even touched him or through the kiss? She's also killed thousands of men, are we supposed to feel bad for a cold-blooded genocidal monster?
It's clearly supposed to represent a toxic/abusive relationship where they both hurt and are damaging for each other. Also just a theory, but considering she's not human, she may not know how to interact with someone romantically / sexually
>She's also killed thousands of men, are we supposed to feel bad for a cold-blooded genocidal monster?
She was a monster, but I felt bad for her at the end all the same
She's not human but at least she must figure something's wrong when she witnesses these men turning into skeletons after thousands of them die at the bottom of the fricking lake
>but I felt bad for her at the end all the same
A woman's tears are worth more than literally thousands of male lives, and people wonder why men feel like they're disposable trash
jesus how fricking gay are you all for liking this shit?
stop praising women like their angels or some shit, this is why you´ll never taste pussy.
the episode was shit, probably the worst of the show.
Something called artistic license when your trying to draw parallels
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The entire story is about how a bunch of ms13 looking conquistador Black folk showed up at her home so they could murder her for her gold and gems. Was it really too subtle for you?
I fricking hate the circlejerk around this episode. It's like teenagers have never heard of an allegory before and now they're creaming their pants over being introduced to the concept. It's not bad but there's no reason to suck it off so hard.
The "camerawork" is fricking horrible. It's an assault on the senses and the same point could've been made more elegantly.
>It's like teenagers have never heard of an allegory before and now they're creaming their pants over being introduced to the concept
Dude that's a lot of modern writers
There's a reason that Star Trek had to go b ack in time to b***h about things in modern times the writers don't like rather than doing the bare minimum work of allegory
>look nothng like conquistador, thats just 16th century armor used all around europe, and the siren or witch or whatever is clearly byzantinian, not amerindian.
there are a lot of people saying things I disagree with in this thread but this has to be the stupidest thing I've read all day
>PLOTHOLE: Why didn’t they use a crossbow to kill her?
Pope against it >PLOTHOLE: Why didn’t they use ear protection to kill her?
Did that even exist? >PLOTHOLE: Why did that one guy tattoo eyebrows and facial hair?
European culture
This is what jumped at me when i downloaded it, after so many threads of "gems woman so deep".
Be honest, all of you making these threads and replying here, you are americans, right?
Literally the first season, the first episode, the first minute. I skipped through the episode and it ended with a strong womyn killing a sexist white man. Never tried second episode, already deleted from ssd.
Actually take your anti-psychotics you schizo freak. I hate pozzed shit but that was very minor in a show that is mostly about cool animations and short stories. Being raped by a group of guys would probably do that to a girl but she is moronic for assuming every man is like that. If anything it just makes them look moronic.
2 years ago
Anonymous
How about you take your .45 caliber aspirin already you obnoxious urban redneck troony. People are sick of your bigoted shit being passed of as "diverse"
2 years ago
Anonymous
If you have the capacity to not be a moron and watch the good episodes you would realize the show is majority based. Skip the ones you think are pozzed. There is one where a guy collaterals two nigs with a headshot.
The plot twist was based. The gang-rape story was completely made up to appeal to the masses. There was no girl, only the monster controlling her, fighting for its own life, against other monsters. Everyone got played.
The reddit bots were preachy. The mech girl episode was pozzed yet reinforced the trope of the sexless Asian man. Other than that the majority of the episodes were surprisingly fun.
Here everybody read my fanfiction on this clip I wrote a whole backstory for each man and the empire they're from and the creature (actually a local villager but I get to that on page 52). All of this is from stuff I picked up in the video.
The planet became self aware or it always was and finally connected to somebody by the way of static electricity or whatever was happening by dragging the girl. Then the planet wanted to consume as much knowledge as possible and put out a distress call for the space station to come to that exact location and absorb them.
I really liked it, assuming that's what was implied. Jibaro dancing can frick right off though
That's the implication I got too, but I dunno. I think that ambiguity of what the 'planet' is really intending to do should have been more on display instead of endless montages of the woman walking and listening to vague poetry.
IIRC it’s an observation station from an extrasolar civilisation, lady gets uploaded and it now has a personality.
Doesn’t need to absorb anything else.
It was just about consciousness and what happens after death. It isn't very pretentious honestly, maybe the dialogue a little bit but it was a neat and visually appealing episode. Kivelson was also nice to look at.
Shit take. 2/3 of the episodes are just filler trash. Notice how good episodes are never one after another in each anthology but rather separated by 2-3 trash ones for obvious reasons. Imo there's no ABCD after S just Fs and S could be your ABC.
This one was so forgettable I can’t believe people talk about it that much. What’s to talk about? See he couldn’t hear because he was deaf then he took all her gold and healing water made him not deaf so he die
The title of the show isn't very good imo. Love, death, and Robots are just the themes of some of the episodes. This episode triggers incels for some reason that is why it is posted a lot, also it came out a week ago.
This episode triggers people who recognize it is nothing special and are annoyed by the hordes of incredibly impressionable children online who make it clear this is their first time seeing an allegory and thinking dancing means kino.
>The animation? Dear god. It looks like Witcher 3 in game cutscenes and the camera shaking is unbearable.
We get it. Nothing is cool for you and you've seen it all.
>Praised as an incredible animation by animators all over the world and won multiple awards >Random incel on Cinemaphile >IT LOOKS SHIT
2 years ago
Anonymous
>dude le experts
2 years ago
Anonymous
have sex and poop your pants
2 years ago
Anonymous
did the experts tell you that
2 years ago
Anonymous
yes
2 years ago
Anonymous
Over you, the moron? Yes.
2 years ago
Anonymous
It being impressive from a technical standpoint does not mean it is enjoyable to experience. A world class chef can do an amazing job of creating a burned and extremely spicy meal, doesn't change the fact it is too spicy to eat and it's too burned. Experts all over the world also praised Avatar when it came out for having amazing CGI, doesn't change the fact it's not impressive at all. >incel
Nice projection.
2 years ago
Anonymous
2 years ago
Anonymous
Let me rephrase it for you: the end product is an assault on the senses that never allows you to enjoy the scenery without the camera raping your vision with cuts and shaking. How in the world somebody enjoys the "animation" is beyond me. Imagine if Zima Blue was just constant shaking and jumping around.
2 years ago
Anonymous
That was intended, your opinion is not fact.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Explain why the same story could not have been told with calm 'camerawork' then.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Why isn’t the story in written form?
Who needs visuals anyway?
2 years ago
Anonymous
Visuals are helpful just like sound is helpful. But someone telling you a story with calm words is much better than someone screaming it into your ear, which is what Jibaro does.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Why did they need to dance too huh?
…The noise is the point, god damn.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>But someone telling you a story with calm words is much better than someone screaming it into your ear, which is what Jibaro does
That’s just your opinion man. I liked the hecticness of it all as it put me in the same head space as the conquistador in the “what the frick is going on” sense.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>assault on the senses
Oh ok so you’re on the spectrum.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Let me rephrase it for you: the end product is an assault on the senses that never allows you to enjoy the scenery without the camera raping your vision with cuts and shaking. How in the world somebody enjoys the "animation" is beyond me. Imagine if Zima Blue was just constant shaking and jumping around.
You talk/write like a homosexual
2 years ago
Anonymous
Glad to see you have no refutation and just post ad hominem fanfics.
2 years ago
Anonymous
The shaky cam was intended to make you feel like you were in the water with them. It was literally a forced dance of death. The camera doesn't even shake the entire episode either. Think you may just have autism especially when you are comparing a story like Zima blue with this one.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>doesn't change the fact it's not impressive at all.
It was (for its time). You're the only one that disagrees.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I fricking hate contrarians. You're not fun or interesting to talk to, y'all are just miserable. >Popular thing is le BAD
Man i fricking love when Cinemaphile tries to criticise aything that has even a sliver of artistic merrit and poetry beyond literal storytelling. Reading all these autistic and obviously insecure attempts at letting the world know how "dumb" something is before anyone manages to point out how much you truly lack the ability to understand anything that might be abstract, poetic or loose as opposed to strictly literal never fails to entertain me. Never change.
People actually watch this shit? Do you guys realize there is 100+ years of awesome shit you can watch, for free, on the internet? Just don't watch every gay new thing they bother to throw up on Netflix or whatever
The realistic look clashed horribly with the knights having these quick, erratic movements while wearing heavy plate. Felt like it took place on a planet with almost no gravity or something. Especially when Main Dude is twirling his sword around
She's crying because that guy she was trying to kill ran off with her shit right?
she only wanted to find love, but she was cursed to kill all those who wanted her. she finds a deaf guy that can resist her power but he turns out to be a Black person and just wants to steal her gold.
7/10
>woman experiences 1/1000 of what its like to be a man
lmao simmer down incel
>YOU FRICKING TRICKED ME
>LEAVE NOW BEFORE THE ADMIN BANS YOU
>Oh my god I love the map dust
Kek
That's so obviously a false flag
How so? There's no way for a woman to transition into a "man" without becoming incel-tier.
the guy who makes those comics is a bitter hapacel tho
That specific comic is not wrong whatsoever though
With all the more reason he understands what is like to be a manlet.
Women giving all their social status to become a manlet is fricking bananas.
They are so deluded into thinking they aren't privileged as women
if you remove the top panels of that comic, its still the truth.
women are awful and are not aware of it, now that the troony knows what is being a man, its trying to play the pity card, but as a man, you dont get that, you get more jokes at your expenses for showing weakness.
female to male trannies get all the disadvantages of being male, without any of the benefits.
male to female trannies are just the most sick of jokes.
im sure God is up in Heaven laughing at the comedy of human tragedy.
Did they send her that pic lmao?.
>Cries that she's no longer worshipped and can't have sex as a "man"
>Still calls other men incels
I didn't even pick up on that. Literal proof ftm troons will always have women brains.
Kek
they are disconnected from reality
KEK the fricking parallel galaxy this creature is living in
YE'D BEST START BELIEVING IN SAD INCEL STORIES....YER IN ONE!!
This is why I'll always respect FTMs. Choosing to be a manlet makes them braver than any troop
FtMs don't aspire to be real men, they remain homosexual weirdos who get fricked in the ass.
Theres a clear difference between bravery and stupidity. This is a separation as old as mankind
moron. It's a bunch of foids who got memed into throwing away their female life on easy mode. It's nothing to "respect", the only emotion here is schadenfreude.
gold
kek, if you check reddit r/detrans you will see 90% of the users are FtM in regret
modern media has somehow completely skipped over the typical male "experience" post feminism
this dude types like a woman
i could read shit like this all day lol
Now i could see why they an hero
>it really makes me lose hope in cis-men if they treat people like that
...
they could have just been tomboys, the peak of male fantasy and attraction, but they threw it all away, and for what?
perform intercourse please
based anon
Lmao
The term golddigger exclusively refers to women, touch grass
This is because the legal system is stack punitively against men.
Stop being tactically moronic for women, think about both.
Chad
kek
Fricking incredibly based
Based
kek
/thread
they cannot experience what is like having a dick. That makes them cope.
Kekeroni
Can we have one day without an incel post on Cinemaphile?
>they hated Him for telling the truth
Thread could have ended here t bh
Unequivocally based.
kek
kekius even
Based
Lordly.
Based and truthpilled. Roasties mad seething at this post.
finna based
anon speak the truth
Put me in the screencap
Based incel
Kek
here's my epic maymay reaction image
Holy mother and source of all BASED
Don’t you have some white preschoolers to murder, /misc/?
don't you have some preschoolers to groom, troony?
Correct
holy based
Jesus christ
this
Unfathomably based.
experiences 1/1000 of what its like to be a man
I don't get it. Why is there so many replies, is this some incel thing?
>posts women will never understand
I'm a man tho, have a girlfriend. So what is it trying to say?
You will never be a man.
Lmfao all these seething roastie and "male ally" replies to you, well done anon
How the frick was he supposed to know all that? From his perspective a gold witch lady killed all his friends and was probably going to kill him.
She did spend a night lying beside him instead of killing him and she did try to kiss him. But yeah, it would certainly be hard for him to get over the shock of her killing all his companions and she really had nothing to offer aside from the loot.
>she tried to kiss him
The b***h ate his tongue and lips!
Incorrect, they show several times that her gold scales are sharp and hurt him. She was just trying to kiss him, she didn't realize it was hurting him.
They came their to kill her m8. You think they showed up with a small army by accident?
Yes, they sent a small army to kill her because... uhhh... because they're misogynists and BULLIES, OKAY?!
Its a metaphor for white ppl be bad and take everything from nature and the natives.
Black folk are white people in this shorts case.
But reality is the complete opposite.
Yeah how about I claim some artistic license in lynching your racist ass
Nothing in it implies they were anything more than conquistadors looking for gold. If they were there specifically for her they would have brought some kind of provision to try to kill her. The lake had hundreds of bodies in it, she was a murderous creature and feeling sympathy for her is moronic.
love transcends all logic bro
have you seen interstellar?
The entire story is about how a bunch of ms13 looking conquistador Black folk showed up at her home so they could murder her for her gold and gems. Was it really too subtle for you?
>Was it really too subtle for you?
Yes. pls xplain
It's impossible to know who actually started this conflict, and if we're to look at the number of deaths, with just the evidence we do have, she seems like the monster here, not the Black folk
Surely she can't be the initial aggressor because women are both strong but also harmless somehow
im sure the conquistadors being tatted up like mexicali ganbangers was pure
>Nothing in it implies they were anything more than conquistadors looking for gold
Imagine being filtered by a 10 minute short story on netflix
>get called out on making up your own moronic extended universe fanfiction about a 15 minute short
>DURRR U WERE FILTERED DURR IM A moron DURRRR
>incoherent seething
>too stupid to understand a single line of green text
I'll accept this as your admission of error. Thank you for trying, perhaps next time you should just watch the video instead of making some Marvel-tier headcanon about how "LE EPIC MONSTER KILLERS WERE SENT TO BLAH BLAH BLAH"
Are the dumbass that mentioned crossbows or the other gibbering moron?
>still lashing out without replying
Litteraly filtered kek
sorry
was meant for
Imagine being this much of a butthurt homosexual
Holy kek. He really is seething
im not even the guy you were originally replying to homosexual
Lmao did me calling out your little Marvel-brain really overheat it this much?
Thousands of men died and nobody brought at least a damn crossbow? Now you'll say they were moronic due to "being Hispanic Black folk with ghetto tattoos"
Go back to your capeshit threads lmao the frick are you talking about
>conquistador
look nothng like conquistador, thats just 16th century armor used all around europe, and the siren or witch or whatever is clearly byzantinian, not amerindian.
I mean, he found out pretty quick that he couldn't be with her and hanging around her would hurt him
Why does he have a Black person nose. And mouth.
cause he is a Black person?
He's a spaniard.
>Black person with snot collecter pumps and dumps her and steals her shit
>she cries
what did you fricking expect? burn the coal pay the toll
Burn the coal, pay the toll, amiright?
Why dont women have better judgement in men?
>she only wanted to find love
she was a monster that likes to kill people, and just got mildly curious about seeing a deaf guy for the first time.
she was killing him before he knocked out her.
thats not love, thats obssession, if she had feel love she had stoppen when he started to bleed.
She is a mythical creature, maybe she just didn't understand.
At what point was she illustrated as enjoying killing people you autistic little frickpig
You will die chasing the same things everyone else chases and a woman is behind it based
>Black person
Spaniard. Very subtle difference, though, I don't blame you for being mistaken.
>she only wanted to find love, but she was cursed to kill all those who wanted her.
Nope, try again but with your brain on this time.
She seemed to have genuinely had feeling for him, but he robbed her and violated her, both heart and body. The scene also has a lot of parallels with how rape feels from the victims side
Its about how hard it is to reject hords of ugly men, but when she finds chad he pumps and dumps and she has a mental breakdown.
>ITT: scenes Cinemaphile can never understand
case in point
I think it's all animated actually, but they used real dancers as references
These two were just joking. Are you going to ignore that this monster annihilated armies of men by driving them completely crazy with her magical powers? She could have just shut the frick up, what enticed her to actively shriek at them over and over? Surely just one guy dying like that after she shrieks at him should have been enough for her to understand, because she can easily see the man never moves again after he hits the bottom of the lake, compared to how he was moving before that is. Hell, maybe two men dying that way, just in case the first one wasn't obvious enough, but thousands of men?
0 Mocap.
>animate based on those reference
So basically manual motion cap.
>basically manual motion cap.
he doesn't know about rotoscoping
more like using keyframes
Lol. You think animators just randomly think up images and animate them? Of course they use references. They just don't animate bulbs on a live body through motion capture in this case here.
no, much in the same way that drawing from reference is not the same as tracing.
I could tell. Looked like rubbery shit.
keyed
Are you moronic? Did she not notice the guy was bleeding when she even touched him or through the kiss? She's also killed thousands of men, are we supposed to feel bad for a cold-blooded genocidal monster?
It's clearly supposed to represent a toxic/abusive relationship where they both hurt and are damaging for each other. Also just a theory, but considering she's not human, she may not know how to interact with someone romantically / sexually
>She's also killed thousands of men, are we supposed to feel bad for a cold-blooded genocidal monster?
She was a monster, but I felt bad for her at the end all the same
She's not human but at least she must figure something's wrong when she witnesses these men turning into skeletons after thousands of them die at the bottom of the fricking lake
>but I felt bad for her at the end all the same
A woman's tears are worth more than literally thousands of male lives, and people wonder why men feel like they're disposable trash
I felt bad for them too, and their horses. But her anguish was more relatable and foucsed on, so of course that's the part that hit me the hardest
>She seemed to have genuinely had feeling for him
>The scene also has a lot of parallels with how rape feels from the victims side
Do victims have feelings for the rapist?
Wanting someone dead is a feeling, yes.
before the rape, yes it can happen. It only makes it worse
jesus how fricking gay are you all for liking this shit?
stop praising women like their angels or some shit, this is why you´ll never taste pussy.
the episode was shit, probably the worst of the show.
How would you sumarize the episode?
2 zoomers finished their blender und unreal engine course and decided to to sell netflix the "nobody expects the spanish inquisition" meme
Why was she crying? Because of her period?
Women cry for no reason. I didn't pick up a video call from my gf today and she freaked out and started crying because of "neglect"
She being raped anom
She broke a nail.
Literally EVERY scene.
Every fricking thread, Rian. Let it go.
Now for real: How much was animated and how much was real life footage. I guess 50/50 but really good blended in
Lots of mocap.
I believe I read somewhere that it was all keyframe animated.
>Oh my ADHD cam
Crab on the boat was better.
What movie?
Love death robots series, it's called Jibaro
I love her
the frick is this dude? an orc???
why is this Black person wearing central european fluted armor?
Black folk have no right to be wearing European armor. It's a racial insult.
Something called artistic license when your trying to draw parallels
He's one of those mesitizo rape babies that were sometimes recruited.
i saw this series. only the living dead and bear one were good. everything else sucked, especially that first short
this was made by a pajeet wasn't it
>only the living dead and bear one were good
what's the issue
Night of the mini dead is decent but kill team kill is really generic and predictable.
looks cool though
So do most of the animations
nah a lot of them looked pretty ugly
lmao the Maximillian armor looks so out of place on a tattooed Black person
>her murderous rampage is okay because she felt sad when some deaf guy robbed her when he by all rights should have cut off her head too
Me after eating some tacos with habanero sauce
Fug she looks a million times hotter here than any of the other webms or stills posted here all the time
Nice. Who is this modeled after
This short gave me a new appreciation for ballet.
same here, as well as dance in general
I fricking hate the circlejerk around this episode. It's like teenagers have never heard of an allegory before and now they're creaming their pants over being introduced to the concept. It's not bad but there's no reason to suck it off so hard.
The "camerawork" is fricking horrible. It's an assault on the senses and the same point could've been made more elegantly.
>It's like teenagers have never heard of an allegory before and now they're creaming their pants over being introduced to the concept
Dude that's a lot of modern writers
There's a reason that Star Trek had to go b ack in time to b***h about things in modern times the writers don't like rather than doing the bare minimum work of allegory
Underrated post
Shit post.
>It's an assault on the senses and the same point could've been made more elegantly.
And you claim you understood anything
>it's an assault on the senses
That was exactly the point moron.
>The "camerawork" is fricking horrible. It's an assault on the senses and the same point could've been made more elegantly.
Your post was almost good.
/thread
>look nothng like conquistador, thats just 16th century armor used all around europe, and the siren or witch or whatever is clearly byzantinian, not amerindian.
there are a lot of people saying things I disagree with in this thread but this has to be the stupidest thing I've read all day
you are moronic then and have never seen any depiction of a spniard, a byzantine queen, a Conquistador or an amerindian
whats there to understand?
Women are gay.
What is it with female characters and screaming powers?
It's the only power women have in real life so obviously there will be many tropes around it.
>me when my dumb b***h wife chews me out when i crack open my third tall boy (i was suppose to be watching the baby) (hes dead)
>b***h is skinned alive
>guy suddenly can hear.
>b***h somehow doesnt die and kills him now that he can hear.
shit story, Bad Traveling was better.
magic healing lake
PLOTHOLE: Why didn’t they use a crossbow to kill her?
PLOTHOLE: Why didn’t they use ear protection to kill her?
PLOTHOLE: Why did that one guy tattoo eyebrows and facial hair?
Kek
PLOTHOLE: that's not what I would have done I am very smart
PLOTHOLE : Hiring a cameraperson with epilepsy and parkinsons and not giving them medicine before shooting the scenes
PLOTHOLE: they didn't even explain why that one guy was deaf wtf?
Ear protection didn’t exist in the Middle Ages.
PLOTHOLE: they should have just invented some I am very smart
>Ear protection didn’t exist in the Middle Ages.
literally put cotton in your ears, tard
Cotton? Too expensive
>literally put cotton in your ears, tard
it's the middle ages. south africa hasnt been discovered yet. who gonna collect the cotton?
This barely works. I just tried it. The siren would’ve gotten me for sure.
vax would be more affective
>PLOTHOLE: Why didn’t they use a crossbow to kill her?
Pope against it
>PLOTHOLE: Why didn’t they use ear protection to kill her?
Did that even exist?
>PLOTHOLE: Why did that one guy tattoo eyebrows and facial hair?
European culture
just put something in your ears
This is what jumped at me when i downloaded it, after so many threads of "gems woman so deep".
Be honest, all of you making these threads and replying here, you are americans, right?
is this from the same show?
i genuinely do not remember it.
Literally the first season, the first episode, the first minute. I skipped through the episode and it ended with a strong womyn killing a sexist white man. Never tried second episode, already deleted from ssd.
Damn you are a baby
And you are a sexist progfundie who needs to be blanket banned from working in media through legislation
Actually take your anti-psychotics you schizo freak. I hate pozzed shit but that was very minor in a show that is mostly about cool animations and short stories. Being raped by a group of guys would probably do that to a girl but she is moronic for assuming every man is like that. If anything it just makes them look moronic.
How about you take your .45 caliber aspirin already you obnoxious urban redneck troony. People are sick of your bigoted shit being passed of as "diverse"
If you have the capacity to not be a moron and watch the good episodes you would realize the show is majority based. Skip the ones you think are pozzed. There is one where a guy collaterals two nigs with a headshot.
The plot twist was based. The gang-rape story was completely made up to appeal to the masses. There was no girl, only the monster controlling her, fighting for its own life, against other monsters. Everyone got played.
The reddit bots were preachy. The mech girl episode was pozzed yet reinforced the trope of the sexless Asian man. Other than that the majority of the episodes were surprisingly fun.
Lol wut it ended with a monster killing a gangster who tried to coerce her into taking a dive for cash.
Hey man, Romans took Spanish gold two thousand years ago. Replacement's gotta come from somewhere
Here everybody read my fanfiction on this clip I wrote a whole backstory for each man and the empire they're from and the creature (actually a local villager but I get to that on page 52). All of this is from stuff I picked up in the video.
What the frick was his problem?
he was based in a ship full of unbased people.
Everyone around him wanted to kill him and an entire island of people and he couldn't let that happen. He literally did nothing wrong.
he was trapped in a trolley problem, and he choose right.
Being too based
sniping a good job mate
I don't get Very Pulse of the Machine. I mean I understand what happened but I don't understand the appeal. Seemed a bit pretentious.
I don't like it much. I think it tried reciting poems and playing M83-lite music to mask its own hollowness.
The planet became self aware or it always was and finally connected to somebody by the way of static electricity or whatever was happening by dragging the girl. Then the planet wanted to consume as much knowledge as possible and put out a distress call for the space station to come to that exact location and absorb them.
I really liked it, assuming that's what was implied. Jibaro dancing can frick right off though
That's the implication I got too, but I dunno. I think that ambiguity of what the 'planet' is really intending to do should have been more on display instead of endless montages of the woman walking and listening to vague poetry.
Based
IIRC it’s an observation station from an extrasolar civilisation, lady gets uploaded and it now has a personality.
Doesn’t need to absorb anything else.
It was just about consciousness and what happens after death. It isn't very pretentious honestly, maybe the dialogue a little bit but it was a neat and visually appealing episode. Kivelson was also nice to look at.
actually pretty based list, with a couple modifications.
So much of this is wrong
no.
Shit take. 2/3 of the episodes are just filler trash. Notice how good episodes are never one after another in each anthology but rather separated by 2-3 trash ones for obvious reasons. Imo there's no ABCD after S just Fs and S could be your ABC.
>Drowned giant a B
>Yogurt a D
You fookin donke
>Drowned giant a B
Compared to the others its a B
>Yogurt a D
Go back
YOU FOOKIN DONKE
Way too many S and A ranked ones.
>All through the house to D
>Ice to A
>Mason's rats a bit lower
Otherwise a decent enough list
Am I the only one who liked tall grass?
Ice was such a boring, by-the-numbers story. I couldn't give less of a shit by the end.
It was a straightforward story that didn't try any hack twists and backed up by a beautiful art style. A top ten entry
This one was so forgettable I can’t believe people talk about it that much. What’s to talk about? See he couldn’t hear because he was deaf then he took all her gold and healing water made him not deaf so he die
It was visually interesting, but for me it was Swarm
The point went over your head completely.
why the frick is this thing such a big meme? all i know is that it's from a series about robots?
The title of the show isn't very good imo. Love, death, and Robots are just the themes of some of the episodes. This episode triggers incels for some reason that is why it is posted a lot, also it came out a week ago.
This episode triggers people who recognize it is nothing special and are annoyed by the hordes of incredibly impressionable children online who make it clear this is their first time seeing an allegory and thinking dancing means kino.
People mostly like it for the animation and sound design. Most normal gays aren't capable of understanding things even as simple as this.
The animation? Dear god. It looks like Witcher 3 in game cutscenes and the camera shaking is unbearable.
>The animation? Dear god. It looks like Witcher 3 in game cutscenes and the camera shaking is unbearable.
We get it. Nothing is cool for you and you've seen it all.
Why did you post a picture of yourself?
>Praised as an incredible animation by animators all over the world and won multiple awards
>Random incel on Cinemaphile
>IT LOOKS SHIT
>dude le experts
have sex and poop your pants
did the experts tell you that
yes
Over you, the moron? Yes.
It being impressive from a technical standpoint does not mean it is enjoyable to experience. A world class chef can do an amazing job of creating a burned and extremely spicy meal, doesn't change the fact it is too spicy to eat and it's too burned. Experts all over the world also praised Avatar when it came out for having amazing CGI, doesn't change the fact it's not impressive at all.
>incel
Nice projection.
Let me rephrase it for you: the end product is an assault on the senses that never allows you to enjoy the scenery without the camera raping your vision with cuts and shaking. How in the world somebody enjoys the "animation" is beyond me. Imagine if Zima Blue was just constant shaking and jumping around.
That was intended, your opinion is not fact.
Explain why the same story could not have been told with calm 'camerawork' then.
Why isn’t the story in written form?
Who needs visuals anyway?
Visuals are helpful just like sound is helpful. But someone telling you a story with calm words is much better than someone screaming it into your ear, which is what Jibaro does.
Why did they need to dance too huh?
…The noise is the point, god damn.
>But someone telling you a story with calm words is much better than someone screaming it into your ear, which is what Jibaro does
That’s just your opinion man. I liked the hecticness of it all as it put me in the same head space as the conquistador in the “what the frick is going on” sense.
>assault on the senses
Oh ok so you’re on the spectrum.
>Let me rephrase it for you: the end product is an assault on the senses that never allows you to enjoy the scenery without the camera raping your vision with cuts and shaking. How in the world somebody enjoys the "animation" is beyond me. Imagine if Zima Blue was just constant shaking and jumping around.
You talk/write like a homosexual
Glad to see you have no refutation and just post ad hominem fanfics.
The shaky cam was intended to make you feel like you were in the water with them. It was literally a forced dance of death. The camera doesn't even shake the entire episode either. Think you may just have autism especially when you are comparing a story like Zima blue with this one.
>doesn't change the fact it's not impressive at all.
It was (for its time). You're the only one that disagrees.
I fricking hate contrarians. You're not fun or interesting to talk to, y'all are just miserable.
>Popular thing is le BAD
experts panned Morbius (2022)
movie name?
Sex, Demise, and Androids
Lust, Chuck, and Cumshots
Morbius (2022)
nothing shows how stupid Cinemaphile is like when it tries get a grip on something of this tier
>noooo my shiny rocks nooooooo
alright fine you shilled hard enough and I watched it
verdict: she's a c**t
She’s a country, yes.
Bitter white CIS male incel detected. She literally did nothing wrong.
she lost fair and square
Nah I dated someone with BPD resonated pretty well actually.
I will and there is nothing you can do about it
Jibaro.... Kino...
it was the plot of maleficent, a tale as old as time
So this isn't a bad original content photoshop of some screaming woman's face onto a weird mummy body, it's actually a screenshot from a tv show?
It is a screenshot from a fully animated TV show yes
Man i fricking love when Cinemaphile tries to criticise aything that has even a sliver of artistic merrit and poetry beyond literal storytelling. Reading all these autistic and obviously insecure attempts at letting the world know how "dumb" something is before anyone manages to point out how much you truly lack the ability to understand anything that might be abstract, poetic or loose as opposed to strictly literal never fails to entertain me. Never change.
did not ask
Ow. OW.
Powerful
OW, CHRIST IT HURTS. AGGGGH, CAN NO ONE SHUT THESE b***hES UP?!
Is screaming/trying to act tough the soi face for women?
>"hello sweetie, did you see the Johnny Depp verdict in the news?"
>"REEEEEEEE"
FFFFUUUUUUU-
People actually watch this shit? Do you guys realize there is 100+ years of awesome shit you can watch, for free, on the internet? Just don't watch every gay new thing they bother to throw up on Netflix or whatever
Men can't understand an obvious rape allegory. Frick off mate.
Would conquistadors really have a deaf guy with them? And would he really have a zoomer haircut?
She literally fricking cheated the guy was deaf he wasn't supposed to hear her moronic fricking screams
>t. Woman
This was all CGI btw
>is that sound??!??!?!
>AHAHAHAAUHUGHGUUGHUHUGUGHUHGU
> three weeks later
> There still is a thread about jibaro at any time
Honestly, all discussion aside this is like one of the best indicators that it's pure kino. Also fincher agrees kek
What movie is this
>argghh I got raped by chad again!! why doesn't he love me!!
Imagine getting filtered this hard
Is this what too much /misc/ does to your brain?
The realistic look clashed horribly with the knights having these quick, erratic movements while wearing heavy plate. Felt like it took place on a planet with almost no gravity or something. Especially when Main Dude is twirling his sword around