ITT: scenes 4chan can never understand

ITT: scenes Cinemaphile can never understand

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She's crying because that guy she was trying to kill ran off with her shit right?

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why was she crying? Because of her period?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Women cry for no reason. I didn't pick up a video call from my gf today and she freaked out and started crying because of "neglect"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She being raped anom

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She broke a nail.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Literally EVERY scene.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Every fricking thread, Rian. Let it go.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Now for real: How much was animated and how much was real life footage. I guess 50/50 but really good blended in

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lots of mocap.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I believe I read somewhere that it was all keyframe animated.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Oh my ADHD cam
    Crab on the boat was better.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What movie?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Love death robots series, it's called Jibaro

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I love her

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >her murderous rampage is okay because she felt sad when some deaf guy robbed her when he by all rights should have cut off her head too

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Me after eating some tacos with habanero sauce

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Fug she looks a million times hotter here than any of the other webms or stills posted here all the time

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nice. Who is this modeled after

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This short gave me a new appreciation for ballet.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      same here, as well as dance in general

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I fricking hate the circlejerk around this episode. It's like teenagers have never heard of an allegory before and now they're creaming their pants over being introduced to the concept. It's not bad but there's no reason to suck it off so hard.

    The "camerawork" is fricking horrible. It's an assault on the senses and the same point could've been made more elegantly.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >It's like teenagers have never heard of an allegory before and now they're creaming their pants over being introduced to the concept
      Dude that's a lot of modern writers

      There's a reason that Star Trek had to go b ack in time to b***h about things in modern times the writers don't like rather than doing the bare minimum work of allegory

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Underrated post

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Shit post.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >It's an assault on the senses and the same point could've been made more elegantly.
      And you claim you understood anything

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >it's an assault on the senses
      That was exactly the point moron.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >The "camerawork" is fricking horrible. It's an assault on the senses and the same point could've been made more elegantly.
      Your post was almost good.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      /thread

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >look nothng like conquistador, thats just 16th century armor used all around europe, and the siren or witch or whatever is clearly byzantinian, not amerindian.
    there are a lot of people saying things I disagree with in this thread but this has to be the stupidest thing I've read all day

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you are moronic then and have never seen any depiction of a spniard, a byzantine queen, a Conquistador or an amerindian

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    whats there to understand?
    Women are gay.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What is it with female characters and screaming powers?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's the only power women have in real life so obviously there will be many tropes around it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >me when my dumb b***h wife chews me out when i crack open my third tall boy (i was suppose to be watching the baby) (hes dead)

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >b***h is skinned alive
    >guy suddenly can hear.
    >b***h somehow doesnt die and kills him now that he can hear.
    shit story, Bad Traveling was better.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      magic healing lake

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    PLOTHOLE: Why didn’t they use a crossbow to kill her?

    PLOTHOLE: Why didn’t they use ear protection to kill her?

    PLOTHOLE: Why did that one guy tattoo eyebrows and facial hair?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Kek

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      PLOTHOLE: that's not what I would have done I am very smart

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      PLOTHOLE : Hiring a cameraperson with epilepsy and parkinsons and not giving them medicine before shooting the scenes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      PLOTHOLE: they didn't even explain why that one guy was deaf wtf?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ear protection didn’t exist in the Middle Ages.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        PLOTHOLE: they should have just invented some I am very smart

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Ear protection didn’t exist in the Middle Ages.
        literally put cotton in your ears, tard

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Cotton? Too expensive

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >literally put cotton in your ears, tard
          it's the middle ages. south africa hasnt been discovered yet. who gonna collect the cotton?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          This barely works. I just tried it. The siren would’ve gotten me for sure.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          vax would be more affective

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >PLOTHOLE: Why didn’t they use a crossbow to kill her?
      Pope against it
      >PLOTHOLE: Why didn’t they use ear protection to kill her?
      Did that even exist?
      >PLOTHOLE: Why did that one guy tattoo eyebrows and facial hair?
      European culture

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is what jumped at me when i downloaded it, after so many threads of "gems woman so deep".
    Be honest, all of you making these threads and replying here, you are americans, right?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      is this from the same show?
      i genuinely do not remember it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Literally the first season, the first episode, the first minute. I skipped through the episode and it ended with a strong womyn killing a sexist white man. Never tried second episode, already deleted from ssd.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Damn you are a baby

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            And you are a sexist progfundie who needs to be blanket banned from working in media through legislation

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Actually take your anti-psychotics you schizo freak. I hate pozzed shit but that was very minor in a show that is mostly about cool animations and short stories. Being raped by a group of guys would probably do that to a girl but she is moronic for assuming every man is like that. If anything it just makes them look moronic.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                How about you take your .45 caliber aspirin already you obnoxious urban redneck troony. People are sick of your bigoted shit being passed of as "diverse"

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                If you have the capacity to not be a moron and watch the good episodes you would realize the show is majority based. Skip the ones you think are pozzed. There is one where a guy collaterals two nigs with a headshot.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The plot twist was based. The gang-rape story was completely made up to appeal to the masses. There was no girl, only the monster controlling her, fighting for its own life, against other monsters. Everyone got played.

          The reddit bots were preachy. The mech girl episode was pozzed yet reinforced the trope of the sexless Asian man. Other than that the majority of the episodes were surprisingly fun.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Lol wut it ended with a monster killing a gangster who tried to coerce her into taking a dive for cash.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hey man, Romans took Spanish gold two thousand years ago. Replacement's gotta come from somewhere

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Here everybody read my fanfiction on this clip I wrote a whole backstory for each man and the empire they're from and the creature (actually a local villager but I get to that on page 52). All of this is from stuff I picked up in the video.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick was his problem?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he was based in a ship full of unbased people.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone around him wanted to kill him and an entire island of people and he couldn't let that happen. He literally did nothing wrong.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he was trapped in a trolley problem, and he choose right.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Being too based

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      sniping a good job mate

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't get Very Pulse of the Machine. I mean I understand what happened but I don't understand the appeal. Seemed a bit pretentious.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I don't like it much. I think it tried reciting poems and playing M83-lite music to mask its own hollowness.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I don't like it much. I think it tried reciting poems and playing M83-lite music to mask its own hollowness.

        The planet became self aware or it always was and finally connected to somebody by the way of static electricity or whatever was happening by dragging the girl. Then the planet wanted to consume as much knowledge as possible and put out a distress call for the space station to come to that exact location and absorb them.

        I really liked it, assuming that's what was implied. Jibaro dancing can frick right off though

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That's the implication I got too, but I dunno. I think that ambiguity of what the 'planet' is really intending to do should have been more on display instead of endless montages of the woman walking and listening to vague poetry.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Based

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          IIRC it’s an observation station from an extrasolar civilisation, lady gets uploaded and it now has a personality.
          Doesn’t need to absorb anything else.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      actually pretty based list, with a couple modifications.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      So much of this is wrong

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        no.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Shit take. 2/3 of the episodes are just filler trash. Notice how good episodes are never one after another in each anthology but rather separated by 2-3 trash ones for obvious reasons. Imo there's no ABCD after S just Fs and S could be your ABC.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Drowned giant a B
      >Yogurt a D

      You fookin donke

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Drowned giant a B
        Compared to the others its a B
        >Yogurt a D
        Go back

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          YOU FOOKIN DONKE

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Way too many S and A ranked ones.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >All through the house to D
      >Ice to A
      >Mason's rats a bit lower
      Otherwise a decent enough list

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Am I the only one who liked tall grass?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ice was such a boring, by-the-numbers story. I couldn't give less of a shit by the end.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It was a straightforward story that didn't try any hack twists and backed up by a beautiful art style. A top ten entry

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This one was so forgettable I can’t believe people talk about it that much. What’s to talk about? See he couldn’t hear because he was deaf then he took all her gold and healing water made him not deaf so he die

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It was visually interesting, but for me it was Swarm

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The point went over your head completely.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why the frick is this thing such a big meme? all i know is that it's from a series about robots?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The title of the show isn't very good imo. Love, death, and Robots are just the themes of some of the episodes. This episode triggers incels for some reason that is why it is posted a lot, also it came out a week ago.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This episode triggers people who recognize it is nothing special and are annoyed by the hordes of incredibly impressionable children online who make it clear this is their first time seeing an allegory and thinking dancing means kino.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          People mostly like it for the animation and sound design. Most normal gays aren't capable of understanding things even as simple as this.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The animation? Dear god. It looks like Witcher 3 in game cutscenes and the camera shaking is unbearable.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >The animation? Dear god. It looks like Witcher 3 in game cutscenes and the camera shaking is unbearable.
              We get it. Nothing is cool for you and you've seen it all.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Why did you post a picture of yourself?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Praised as an incredible animation by animators all over the world and won multiple awards
              >Random incel on Cinemaphile
              >IT LOOKS SHIT

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >dude le experts

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                have sex and poop your pants

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                did the experts tell you that

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                yes

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Over you, the moron? Yes.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It being impressive from a technical standpoint does not mean it is enjoyable to experience. A world class chef can do an amazing job of creating a burned and extremely spicy meal, doesn't change the fact it is too spicy to eat and it's too burned. Experts all over the world also praised Avatar when it came out for having amazing CGI, doesn't change the fact it's not impressive at all.
                >incel
                Nice projection.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Let me rephrase it for you: the end product is an assault on the senses that never allows you to enjoy the scenery without the camera raping your vision with cuts and shaking. How in the world somebody enjoys the "animation" is beyond me. Imagine if Zima Blue was just constant shaking and jumping around.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That was intended, your opinion is not fact.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Explain why the same story could not have been told with calm 'camerawork' then.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Why isn’t the story in written form?
                Who needs visuals anyway?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Visuals are helpful just like sound is helpful. But someone telling you a story with calm words is much better than someone screaming it into your ear, which is what Jibaro does.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Why did they need to dance too huh?

                …The noise is the point, god damn.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >But someone telling you a story with calm words is much better than someone screaming it into your ear, which is what Jibaro does
                That’s just your opinion man. I liked the hecticness of it all as it put me in the same head space as the conquistador in the “what the frick is going on” sense.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >assault on the senses
                Oh ok so you’re on the spectrum.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Let me rephrase it for you: the end product is an assault on the senses that never allows you to enjoy the scenery without the camera raping your vision with cuts and shaking. How in the world somebody enjoys the "animation" is beyond me. Imagine if Zima Blue was just constant shaking and jumping around.
                You talk/write like a homosexual

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Glad to see you have no refutation and just post ad hominem fanfics.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The shaky cam was intended to make you feel like you were in the water with them. It was literally a forced dance of death. The camera doesn't even shake the entire episode either. Think you may just have autism especially when you are comparing a story like Zima blue with this one.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >doesn't change the fact it's not impressive at all.
                It was (for its time). You're the only one that disagrees.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I fricking hate contrarians. You're not fun or interesting to talk to, y'all are just miserable.
                >Popular thing is le BAD

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous
  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    movie name?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sex, Demise, and Androids

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lust, Chuck, and Cumshots

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Morbius (2022)

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    nothing shows how stupid Cinemaphile is like when it tries get a grip on something of this tier

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >noooo my shiny rocks nooooooo

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    alright fine you shilled hard enough and I watched it
    verdict: she's a c**t

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She’s a country, yes.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Bitter white CIS male incel detected. She literally did nothing wrong.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        she lost fair and square

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nah I dated someone with BPD resonated pretty well actually.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I will and there is nothing you can do about it

  31. 2 years ago
    Starving artist

    Jibaro.... Kino...

  32. 2 years ago
    beer

    it was the plot of maleficent, a tale as old as time

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So this isn't a bad original content photoshop of some screaming woman's face onto a weird mummy body, it's actually a screenshot from a tv show?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It is a screenshot from a fully animated TV show yes

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Man i fricking love when Cinemaphile tries to criticise aything that has even a sliver of artistic merrit and poetry beyond literal storytelling. Reading all these autistic and obviously insecure attempts at letting the world know how "dumb" something is before anyone manages to point out how much you truly lack the ability to understand anything that might be abstract, poetic or loose as opposed to strictly literal never fails to entertain me. Never change.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      did not ask

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ow. OW.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      OW, CHRIST IT HURTS. AGGGGH, CAN NO ONE SHUT THESE b***hES UP?!

      Powerful

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    OW, CHRIST IT HURTS. AGGGGH, CAN NO ONE SHUT THESE b***hES UP?!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Is screaming/trying to act tough the soi face for women?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >"hello sweetie, did you see the Johnny Depp verdict in the news?"
      >"REEEEEEEE"

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    FFFFUUUUUUU-

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    People actually watch this shit? Do you guys realize there is 100+ years of awesome shit you can watch, for free, on the internet? Just don't watch every gay new thing they bother to throw up on Netflix or whatever

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Men can't understand an obvious rape allegory. Frick off mate.

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Would conquistadors really have a deaf guy with them? And would he really have a zoomer haircut?

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She literally fricking cheated the guy was deaf he wasn't supposed to hear her moronic fricking screams

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >t. Woman

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This was all CGI btw

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >is that sound??!??!?!
    >AHAHAHAAUHUGHGUUGHUHUGUGHUHGU

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    > three weeks later
    > There still is a thread about jibaro at any time

    Honestly, all discussion aside this is like one of the best indicators that it's pure kino. Also fincher agrees kek

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What movie is this

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >argghh I got raped by chad again!! why doesn't he love me!!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine getting filtered this hard
      Is this what too much /misc/ does to your brain?

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The realistic look clashed horribly with the knights having these quick, erratic movements while wearing heavy plate. Felt like it took place on a planet with almost no gravity or something. Especially when Main Dude is twirling his sword around

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