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1 year ago Reply Anonymous Anything with Henry Cavil that isn't Mission Impossible (no idea how he landed that role) my theory is that he became Tom Cruises girl friend and let him frick his ass. No idea what Tom would see in Henry besides his bussy
1 year ago Reply Anonymous Snatch was good but I don't like Jason Statham. Did you not like Man of Steel and Batman vs Superman?
1 year ago Reply Anonymous >Man of Steel and Batman vs Superman? Are you just pretending to like that goyslop to own the reddit trannies?
1 year ago Reply Anonymous >Did you not like Man of Steel awful take on Superman with mind-numbing third act? >and Batman vs Superman? lol
1 year ago Reply Anonymous Pic not related? Statham always delivers. Opposite, actually. Cavill is likable and most of his stuff watchable but Mission Impossible is pure shit the 2nd one aside.
1 year ago Reply Anonymous I don't even know what that guy is talking about. When has he delivered? Has he ever won an award? He plays the same guy in every movie.
1 year ago Reply Anonymous The only other person mentioned in this thread has played both hero and villain so Cavill has more range than Statham.
1 year ago Reply Anonymous Anything with: >Will Ferrel >Ben Stiller >Adam Sandler >Melissa McCarthy And I almost forgot >Steven Seagal
1 year ago Reply Anonymous Correct. >Did you not like Man of Steel awful take on Superman with mind-numbing third act? >and Batman vs Superman? lol I knew you were a midwit.
1 year ago Reply Anonymous >>Ben Stiller he's an annoying homosexual but I liked Tropic Thunder and Zoolander
1 year ago Reply Anonymous >Manlet? >Baldcel >Sorry mate I don’t know what you’re on about, excuse me while I frick my sexy model woife.
1 year ago Reply Anonymous This. Everything they make has to be something that concerned parents would feel ok showing to their toddler, so they never make anything interesting.
1 year ago Reply Anonymous When the opening of the movie is some kind of ironic meta joke or a lame visual gag. The opening scene of Jurassic World is a good example.
1 year ago Reply Anonymous >blacks anywhere in sight >Contemporary music soundtrack >Quips >Feel good moments >Jump scares >Breaking the 4th wall >Gay characters
Anything with Henry Cavil that isn't Mission Impossible (no idea how he landed that role) my theory is that he became Tom Cruises girl friend and let him frick his ass. No idea what Tom would see in Henry besides his bussy
Snatch was good but I don't like Jason Statham.
Did you not like Man of Steel and Batman vs Superman?
>Man of Steel and Batman vs Superman?
Are you just pretending to like that goyslop to own the reddit trannies?
>Did you not like Man of Steel
awful take on Superman with mind-numbing third act?
>and Batman vs Superman?
lol
Pic not related? Statham always delivers.
Opposite, actually. Cavill is likable and most of his stuff watchable but Mission Impossible is pure shit the 2nd one aside.
>Statham always delivers.
The problem is that he delivers garbage.
I don't even know what that guy is talking about. When has he delivered? Has he ever won an award? He plays the same guy in every movie.
The only other person mentioned in this thread has played both hero and villain so Cavill has more range than Statham.
Statham has done so too, you utter pleb.
the man from uncle is pretty good
THE ROCK
Anything with:
>Will Ferrel
>Ben Stiller
>Adam Sandler
>Melissa McCarthy
And I almost forgot
>Steven Seagal
Correct.
I knew you were a midwit.
>>Ben Stiller
he's an annoying homosexual but I liked Tropic Thunder and Zoolander
Isn't he like 4 ft tall? I can't take such a person seriously.
>1,78m
Your point being?
hell yeah I'm taller than Jason Statham on by 1cm
>Manlet?
>Baldcel
>Sorry mate I don’t know what you’re on about, excuse me while I frick my sexy model woife.
He's the king of the bald people.
Let's do a tough one.
>signs there will undoubtedly be incoherent yelling
Counterpoint
fricking banger
This. Everything they make has to be something that concerned parents would feel ok showing to their toddler, so they never make anything interesting.
When the opening of the movie is some kind of ironic meta joke or a lame visual gag.
The opening scene of Jurassic World is a good example.
Crank
Crank: High Voltage
Long Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
Snatch
The Bank Job was good too.
FRICK
YOU
CHELIOS
*utter fricking kino
ftfy
Correct.
not so fast, kiddo
Say it to his face, homosexual.
Crank was good
>blacks anywhere in sight
>Contemporary music soundtrack
>Quips
>Feel good moments
>Jump scares
>Breaking the 4th wall
>Gay characters
Mel Gibson is somehow involved
Crank is one of the best action movies ever made.