ITT: The last cartoon you watched gets a modern remake. What happens?
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>it's yet another excuse to whine about MUH WOKENESS thread
Could you "people" just frick off and die already? Fricking hell.
I'd be surprised if the Big C hasn't gotten at least most of them.
When the shows stop sucking people will stop complaining
>Could you "people"
Hilarious from the woke subhuman that doesn't know their own gender.
>family guy
it gets completely neutered and it manages to lose any last semblance of funny forever
>Smiling Friends
I can actually see the show pulling something like that, pretending the show is old and then making an episode where they acknowledge it's a reboot and everything must be modern even though it already is.
>Beast Wars
Transmetal is a low hanging fruit that would get pulped into oblivion.
>Primos
Nothing changes?
>The Simpsons
It's the same.
Xj9 is now trans and muslim
>The Spectacular Spider-Man season 3
Miles, Spider-Gwen, Superior and Spider-Verse all gets adapted.
I don't see any possible way a remake of the maxx could be bad
It probably just sucks again, but maybe they'd at least give him shoes
Why were you watching this? Where you curious or did you feel nostalgic for the early 2000s?
I was 1 when it came out, so I was just curious
Obviously all they did was to get Kelsey Grammer after watching Sideshow Bob in The Simpsons.
You mean Frasier Crane in Frasier?
Obvious they got him for his voice acting in other cartoons, besides Fraiser.
To keep the attention of the modern youth, Dudley Do-Right now features an unboxing video hosted by Mr. Peabody and Sherman, gameplay of a Rocky and Bullwinkle endless runner, and every episode is now made by a Vietnamese sweatshop and features broken subtitles for dialog that mainly consists of giggles, grunts, and incoherent babbling. Oh, by the way, Dudley gets upstaged by Nell every episode because she’s inexplicably an action girl now and Snidely Whiplash is now explicitly a israelite for those Palestine points.
Rocky and Bullwinkle brainrot could be a million dollar idea though.
I just finished Cowboy Bebop so...
No Smoking.
Ed is less hyper and 'weird' to be a positive role model.
Jet is gay.
Faye & Spike are a couple and end up together at the end.
Less fan service outfits.
>Helluva Boss
Broadway Musical.
>Smiling Friends
They have an episode dedicated to denouncing Sam Hyde despite having no connection to him in any way, shape or form.
>Scooby Doo: Mystery Incorperated
>Gets Velma
It becomes shit, we know this. what a dumb thread anon.
>more simpsons episodes
no thanks
>SpongeBob
It's still airing so I guess I'll have to pretend SpongeBob went off the air for 20 years and is coming back now.
It would be very different from the currently airing modern episodes since the crew would have scattered to different projects in its absence. Would likely be a shitty CG reboot like Rugrats and they'd call it SpongeBob again. So you'd have to constantly clarify which SpongeBob you're talking about when bringing it up.
If Animaniacs was done right and wasn't butchered like what the 2020 reboot was here are my 2 cent.
>Still sees release in 2020.
>Done by the show's original staff at Telecom Animation Film, no foreigners other then the likes of Tom Ruerger, Paul Rugg and Sherri Stoner.
III Part V and We Rent Tsukumogami never happen as Telecom just went straight to Animaniacs in 2017.
>Tower Of God and Shenmue The Animation never happened because they were not forced on Telecom.
>Toshihiko Masuda is the show's chief director, just like the original because Boruto never happened.
>Fully animated/animated on 1s
>No pose to pose garbage.
>100% made in Japan, no Korean, Chinese and South East Asian studios in sight.
>Very large budget.
>Still has the original living voice cast.
>Full scale 30+ piece orchestra led by Naoto Kubo and Shiho Fujii, no midi music in sight.
>Whole cast is left in tact, nothing change in that department.
>Donald Trump does not exist, this is to avoid tired, overused and boring gags and promote originality.
>Audio is 100% presynced.
>Is released on Crunchyroll instead of Hulu.
>Designed to give Trigger, Chizu, Ponoc, CoMix Wave Films and Kyoto Animation as well as Shin-Ei Doga's Doraemon and Shin-Chan movies a run from their money as well as apologize for LilPri and Aikatsu, mostly the later.
>TV ratings in Japan are much better then Sazae-San's ratings because Warner Bros did the right thing and just let Telecom do their magic.
If this happen Telecom and TMS would still be respected, instead of being a laughing stock/the Wal-Mart/Great Value of anime like they are now.