For example, Joe Quesada introduced X-23 into the comic books as a prostitute.
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ITT: Things the big two REALLY want you to forget
For example, Joe Quesada introduced X-23 into the comic books as a prostitute.
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Kate Bishop was raped in Central Park.
Karma was raped by pirates.
Black cat was raped by her college boyfriend.
Spider-Man was raped by Skip.
>Black Cat was raped by her college boyfriend.
Black Cat also was raped by that mutant who has the power to inject heroin in to people's veins in the Kevin Smith comic
I might be misremembering, but wasn't he telefragged before being able to do the deed?
>that mutant who has the power to inject heroin in to people's veins
Doesn't everyone have that power?
He was a teleporter who teleported the drugs right into his customers veins. And used his powers to rape women and his brother
No he didn't rape her. He raped his brother though.
>Kate Bishop was raped in Central Park.
for some reason that sentence made me laugh
KATE BISHOP WAS RAPED BY A JASON MEWES LOOKALIKE IN THE SCORCHING HOT SUMMER OF 19XX
>Spider-Man was raped by Skip.
Dubious canonicity. Do you feel like the Joker raped Barbara in the Killing Joke?
Yes, because that makes it hotter for me.
>Karma was raped by pirates.
Does Marvel forget that? Shan's life is defined by unrelenting misery. Frick I think they FINALLY gave her a girlfriend but it's in the form of an OC pajeeta.
Black Cat was also assaulted in prison.
Jessica Jones took anal in the ass from Luke Cage
Brian Bendis wants you to remember this.
It's way less creepy when you read the actual comic.
....where else would you take it?
>He’s never buttfricked a girl in the pussy
This post reminds me of that one manga panel posted on Cinemaphile where the girl says somethi g to that effect and the guy is like "wow! that's incredible". I know it was posted to Cinemaphile before and got lots of replies but I don't remember it
Is it true luke cage was Bendis self insert?
No, Jess was.
that sounds painful
I don't think anyone is trying to block it
>took anal in the ass
Ah, a fellow /gif/ browser
Jessica Jones rubbed one out to Human Torch after failing to work up the guts to ask out Peter Parker.
>Reads Ray Bradbury.
Ugh she's one of those.
Madrox met Layla when she was a kid and then married her.
he spends the entire comic run being seriously creepd out by it.
Layla goes to the future and comes back older
it doesnt seem like either of them had a choice its rather confusing that they are "married" now since they almost never share a panel at all other then layla coming in to deliver a flat naggy sitcome-wife line
they never really knew what to do with layla and her powers
Nothing wrong with that, both conservatard and leftoid moral clutchers can shut up about muh grooming and worry about actual rapes.
the whole "I'll marry you when I grow up" was fricking weird. Peter David, why are you like this man? Just fricking why.
Mr. Sinister accidentaly turned Gambit's friend Jacob into a girl, so Gambit started fricking him.
kino design and kino story
This arc was really good, art was good, writing was good, character arcs were good but incomplete
It was shit. The frick?
True bros.
Friendship is basis of a good relationship, good for them. What happened to her?
>joe quesadilla
They should just give the prostitute thing some closure, have an issue where Laura reflects on that it happened and it's why she let's Gabby be a kid and have a childhood because it was stolen from her.
It's not as if she feels anything. I just realized that she is the perfect frick doll
Laura feels everything, just Gabby can't feel pain
How does that work ?
nanomachines or some shit, Gabby gets her guts blown out in X-Men red and she is just like "Whoops get those back inside"
I have never read this comic before today, could you link or clue me in so I can see that please?
https://readcomiconline.li/Comic/X-Men-Red/Issue-3?id=133050
There's also a real life medical condition that causes that
"Sufferers" hurt themselves frequently without realizing it thus causing more harm before they become aware of the injury when breaking a bone or tearing a muscle.
Not feeling pain isn't as cool as it sounds
She is the perfect frick doll is not supposed to be enjoyable for her
It's not a problem when you have super regeneration
Didn't notice the nipples the first time
There really was no need for her to be a prostitute. X-Men Evolution introduced her just fine as an assassin.
>Dona troy being a murderer
>Flash being a conservative hero(last time they showed that was in flash point with Barry and Savage helping JFK to win the cold war)
>Bar torr and John Lane kent
>Bendis
>Mayday
>Jurggen Thor run (It would made Aaron run irrelevant)
>Rumiko Fujikawa being the love of Tony stark life
>Rick Jones being important in the MCU
>Rightclops
Wrong Flash. Wally was the chud, not Barry. Would be a fun thing to keep though
No, Wally got it because of Barry's, who called Oliver a "hippie freak" for not supporting a police state instituted in Central City, which he supported because having the police arrest everyone allowed Barry to have more extra time to spend with his wife.
>(last time they showed that was in flash point with Barry and Savage helping JFK to win the cold war)
What lack of historical knowledge it must take to believe that supporting JFK in the 60s makes someone conservative.
I never said that JFK was conservative( he was a becoming paranoid because in that earth two terms limit got dropped if I remember well).
I was talking about Barry being more like his conservative stance there(he was anticommunist and proactive) you can agree with others people on the political spectrum if you have common enemies.
Nah, Barry was also like that, some writers used him as Ollie's opposite.
being a conservative hero(last time they showed that was in flash point with Barry and Savage helping JFK to win the cold war)
I hope you are either moronic or not American
Remember when Chuck Austen wrote original X-Men member and grown-ass man Angel into a relationship with underage teenager and Gen X student Husk and then had them start to frick in the sky directly above her mom?
Is this still the worst page ever published in an X-Men comic?
If not, it's close.
He also tried to frick up Lois and Clark marriage
Context?
That actually wasn't his fault. DiDio wanted to get rid of the marriage because he infamously hates married heroes, plus Lois wasn't a thing in Smallville yet and DiDio loves cross-media synergy (it's why Babs was made Batgirl again, because she was Batgirl and not Oracle in all other media). The problem is Clark and Lois were too popular so he brought in Austen to play hitman and scapegoat since he was already hated, so Austen could do the dirty work of busting up Clark and Lois while promoting Lana to main LI while also shielding editorial from the blame for it due to his reputation.
Austen went along with it but his name was mud and sales on Action Comics tanked. So DC publicly removed him but behind the scenes told him to finish his run under a pseudonym (J.D. Finn). Austen told them to frick off since he was pretty understandably insulted by that and was subsequently fired for real with Eddie Berganza finishing out his run under the J.D. Finn moniker.
Austen actually got the last laugh. DiDio and Berganza both eventually got shitcanned (Berganza for sexual harassment, DiDio for running DC into the ground and 5G) while Austen's done well in animation. Worked as a director on The Cleveland Show and a producer for Steven Universe and She-Ra.
>"I'm very public in my dislike of Lois. She's the original gold-digger. Clark meant nothing until he was Superman. She was horrible to him, and he chased her like a whipped puppy. Any therapist would tell you, this is not a romance made in heaven.
>So to all that, let me just say ... Lana's single again. And she liked Clark as Clark first, and then also as Superman. Much healthier.
Obviously , Diddio was a tard but Austen wasn't better.
>(it's why Babs was made Batgirl again, because she was Batgirl and not Oracle in all other media
Let's be honest, this should have happened in the 90s because of the cartoon and the movies, in retrospect it ends up looking like they came up with Birds of Prey as a way of fighting being forced to get her back on her feet.
If you look at the BTAS comic from the time they hinted at Babs becoming Oracle their too. I think DC just expected them to catch up to the comics eventually. TNBA ending and Batman and Robin bombing before NML release probably also made them figure bringing back Babsgirl was pointless
She was 19
That's a retcon done afterwards to excuse Austen's pedophile fetish and make a terrible story less awful. Husk younger than Jubilee, and Jubilee was still underage and going to high school in 2004.
Her being 19 was literally stated in the austen arc, have you ever read it? And Husk was 16 when Jubilee was 13, have you read generation x?
I've read all of it, but I am just talking out my ass and don't remember any of the details.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Did Marvel stop doing the 4 years irl = 1 year in comics thing?
Because Angel/Husk wasn't the only creepy relationship from that era. Multiple Man sleeping with Monet had similar vibes.
>Did Marvel stop doing the 4 years irl = 1 year in comics thing?
Marvel was never consistent with this shit. Kevin Masterson was about as young as Franklin Richards when he debuted, but now Kevin is an adult while Franklin is still underage (despite Frank aging 5 additional years due to spacetime shenanigans while the rest of the universe barely aged 1 year).
There are most definitely other examples of that too.
Nova Prime is now supposedly older than Spider-man (the real one) despite the fact that when they met, Nova Prime was still in high school/freshmen in college while Spider-man was already out of college and working.
Have they really aged Rich up that much?
Speaking of cosmic I don't know if it was ever official, but circa Annihilation it seemed like Quill was around 40 which lines up with the birthdate given in his first appearance. Then DnA established his age as 32 and Bendis deaged him to 28.
The time scale still works for most characters, in this case Husk was 16 in 1994, her being 19 in 2004 makes perfect sense
Comic book time basically runs on time accelerating until a character is in the preffered age group, the it freezes. For teen characters this means college age, for college age, vage mid-20s to early 30s, for kids (no matter how young) it means one minute they're 6 and then suddenly they're 13.
Jubilee was explicitly 13 at the start of Generation X while everyone else was around 3 or 4 years older.
I liked this page could be better without that joke. A close up of her mother looking up to the sky would be dope
Marvel wants the entire Austen X-Men run in the memory hole.
Did they just squirt on nightcrawler?
Austen X-Men was some shit
>underage teenager and Gen X student Husk
Husk was college age by then. All of GenX was by the end except Jubilee who was 16 or 17. Jubilee did almost get molested by a casting director after Generation X ended though.
Its the reason for her alias X-23.. originaly it was X-32. That reads backwords sex
Test
I hope you're making that up because that sounds idiotic.
It's a reference to her being a female clone of Wolverine. The 23 pair of chromosomes are the one responsible for determining sex - males have XY and females have XX.
Lobo was raped by Bueno.
Constantine was raped by Bueno.
That in DC, it's acceptable for a serial mass rapist like Bueno to call himself a hero.
Darkseid raped Granny Goodness.
Darkseid was raped and Orion was born as a result of that rape.
Wonder Woman raped Billy Batson in his Captain Marvel form.
Nightwing was raped by Manhunter.
Batman slept with an underage Talia.
An older time traveling Superman kissed an underage Lana.
Lobo slept with Superman's mother.
Tim is actually straight and liked girls.
Hal Jordan is a pedophile.
Guy Gardner was a woman.
Hailey Quinn is a serial killer and mass murder.
Lex Luthor have a robot that looks like Lois Lane that he have sex with.
Batman pissed his pants in Year one
>Lobo slept with Superman's mother.
Black Label book, ergo not canon.
>Wonder Woman raped Billy Batson in his Captain Marvel form.
I'm 95% sure it was a dream or imagination sequence.
Also, Bueno raped Kyle Rayner too.
I do request sources for instances with Orion, Talia and Lana though.
>Batman slept with an underage Talia.
That's cap. Talia was older than Dick and Dick was in college.
Luthor also implicitly jerk offd to security video of an underage Lois being strip searched or something in a John Byrne comic
Orion was raped and impregnated by an alien and then Darkseid gave him a late-term abortion.
>Guy Gardner was a woman
And he was hot.
I refuse to believe even half of this stuff is true
>I refuse to believe even half of this stuff is true
I believe all of it, and context probably makes it worse as well.
They are all true. Whether they are still canon or not because of DC's annual reboots is debatable.
A few of them are iffy but most are true. Anon kind of lost credibility with Tim (who is at the usual age people become bisexual or experiment) and Hal (didn't think of Arisa romantically until she aged herself up). And Nightwing was raped by Tarantula.
>Tim (who is at the usual age people become bisexual or experiment)
That's some massive coping there.
There's no such thing as bisexual. It's called attention seeking behaviour.
>There's no such thing as bisexual. It's called attention seeking behaviour.
Hey, that's just plain wrong. In women, it's called attention seeking behavior. In men, it's called being a gay in denial.
>Wonder Woman raped Billy Batson in his Captain Marvel form.
Statuatory?
>Batman slept with an underage Talia.
No way she was ever coded younger than 25.
She wasn't. She was explicitly created as a Bond Girl type for O'Neil's 70s globe-trotting adventurer Batman.
This was published in '92, Woodstock was '69, do the math.
So she would be born in 1970 and be about 22 here.
is wrong, but also solidly not underage.
>Ra's at Woodstock
Ra's al Cool
I like the idea that R'as has more mainstream music taste than Bruce. It'd all be boomer rock and stuff from the 50's-70's, but Bruce only listens to obscure Jazz men and classical orchestra.
You can only deal with Bach's shit for so long and still manage to separate the Art from his Artist, detective.
>Darkseid raped Granny Goodness.
>Darkseid was raped and Orion was born as a result of that rape.
Eh, they're Gods, that's par for the course.
>Hal Jordan is a pedophile.
Remember when Geoff Johns retconned her to being like 200?
Wasn't the whole point of the story that her planet took twice as long to revolve around the sun so even though she was 14 she was "actually" 28?
Bueno also raped Kyle Rayner.
>Lobo was raped by Bueno.
>Constantine was raped by Bueno.
>That in DC, it's acceptable for a serial mass rapist like Bueno to call himself a hero.
Based
Didn't he also rape Kyle Rayner?
>Hailey Quinn
https://onlyfans.com/hquinn.la
>Nightwing was raped by Manhunter.
the martian, or the human?
The "Hal Jordan is a pedophile" is honestly my all time favorite.
Was Hal's mask always so odd looking?
Pretty much all of Carol Danver's history before AvsX.
But especially Marcus.
95% of female villains could be stopped and reformed with some hero dick
Kaine Parker tried to frick Spider-Gwen/Ghost Spider.
Catwoman having sex with Slam Bradley AND his son, then having his kid.
THREE generations of Bradley's have slammed through her pussy
Mattie Franklin was drugged and raped for weeks. Her rapists cut pieces of flesh from her body and smoked them. After she was rescued by Jessica Jones, a bunch of Kraven's family members kidnapped her, stabbed her in the heart, and ate her corpse.
Wasn't that the time Jess Jones got her shit shoved in by Jess Drew?
Mon-El had his genitals vivisected during James Robinson's Superman run.
Mutants are immune to AIDS.
>Yes, yes! And over there, I'll build Kingpin Towers twice aa high! And I'll have the Saudis fund it, how delightful!
>I, Doctor Doom, am absolutely livid that they did not hit the Baxter Building. Send the Doombots at once to fly a plane into Mecca.
>Jet fuel can't melt steel beams. But Magneto can! Another victory for mutantkind.
10/10
They're all sour at Juggernaut beating them to it.
C.B. Cebulski wrote comics under the name Akira Yoshida, and made up a backstory for his Japanese OC where he was a westaboo that loved American comics, and the only proof he had of being Japanese was being a fan of Godzilla. Despite this, he was given a whole goddamn imprint to do shitty boomer-trying-to-understand-anime Marvel stories.
Not important or interesting, but he also consulted on White Wolf's Year of the Lotus RPG books, which as you might be able to guess from the name, were the same variety of orientalist cringe.
And he did this to get around the rule that Marvel editors can't also be writers at the same time
That rule goes back to Shooter who instituted it because editors were using it to edit their own books which led to culture of constant late books and/or subpar ones since the writer-editors only gave a shit about double dipping on their paychecks.
Shooter made a ruling that the same person couldn't be both writer and editor of the same book, due to the obvious conflict of interests, and that they'd effectively be getting paid twice for work on one book. He didn't ban editors from being writers in general, his ruling created an environment where the editors were hiring each other as writers, or ex-editors.
A number of well-regarded Marvel writers in the 70s, 80s and 90s were all former- or current- editors at the time they were also writing books. Employing current-editors as writers largely died out during the bankruptcy years in the 90s, but the company was still employing a lot of former editors as writers. Under Quesada and Bill Jemas, they actually made it a company rule that editors couldn't also be writers, but by the early 2000s it was more about perception by fans than dealing with something that was still a widespread issue.
Cebulski got around the rule by using a pseudonym, and he wasn't deceiving the editors who gave "Akira Yoshida" work, they knew they were hiring their buddy. He's probably not the only one who did something like this, he's just the only one who got caught, and it blew up into a bigger deal than it really was because he was a weeb that used a Japanese pseudonym. I think
is talking about the Marvel Mangaverse imprint, and Cebulski wrote some books for that under his real name, not as Yoshida.
It's hilarious how she actually looked like a female Logan in the show while in the comics she's multiple fetishes in one character
>scantily-clad kuudere hebe goth underage prostitute
All women are prostitutes
this
aslo all the white male characters the big two desperately want to replace
>this
That story is still going moron, it's the complete opposite of them wanting you to forget it
>aslo all the white male characters the big two desperately want to replace
b***h can't even spell "also"
Osborn kidnapped Spidey & MJ's kid.
This has literally never been referenced again aside from the Spider-Girl What If? origin
There was a vague reference to "the baby" in issue 1 of Gold Goblin but it never went anywhere. As far as we know MJ was never even pregnant in this new OMD timeline bullshit
No it was. Alison Mongrain came back to deliver an urgent message to Peter that "May" was still alive which turned out to be a bait and switch and referred to Aunt May. Mongrain didn't have the baby with her before dying and Scorpion later said that Norman killed the baby. 616 May is dead until some editor and writer doesn't give a shit and she shows up artificially aged and evil as Spider-Goblin or something.
Spider-Man used to be married to Mary Jane
When I look back at the 00's it was just a cesspool that they really thought it was a renaissance.
shut the frick up
I've never come across most of these and I'm happy for it.
Kevin Smith?