There was this guy who claimed he was related to James Cameron, I think he asserted himself as one of his sons. Honestly, that seemed a little credible.
Is there anything to substantiate this?
Not Cinemaphile but in 2012, I remember someone claiming to be Marilyn Manson was on a /b/ thread, and his evidence wasn't a timestamped photo but a soundcloud voice clip saying "Hi, /b/."
Also, before Lorde was popular there was a thread saying "Hey what do you think of my music? inb4 tits or the kitchen. Her twitter officially denies this.
Also there's the schizo infographic that alleges Taylor Swift uses Cinemaphile, and is somewhat compelling.
to this day I've never had that with an artist's first EP, every song holds up. He's one of the very few megafamous people who deserves every bit of success
>The Weeknd used to plug House of Balloons on Cinemaphile
I never browsed Cinemaphile too much. Were those the guys who had a Q&A with a tripcode on Cinemaphile atleast once? perhaps they did it alot more than once?
Yep I remember that. There was tons of “hype” when House of Balloons dropped on Cinemaphile that was TOTALLY organic, I was in high school and a huge Cinemaphiletant at the time. I couldn’t understand why a literal who was getting like four threads at a time but on that day it came out I listened to it and liked it well enough. I still listen to it every once in a while, it’s my go-to boning album even still. Crazy how far that fucker has come, in retrospect he succeeded in the penultimate shill campaign on here
>Also, before Lorde was popular there was a thread saying "Hey what do you think of my music? inb4 tits or the kitchen. Her twitter officially denies this.
I was in that thread, apparently, it was her producer with an early version of "Royals" he needed advice on.
>Taylor names her cat after a winning dubs roll. >Article is released about Taylor Swift's new cat, including the cat's name being the very name won in the thread two days before with a picture of the exact same flop eared kitten with Taylor Swift.
Look man, there's schizo, and then there is coincidence, but not this time.
the guy who did this admitted to doing it, its not her
Is there anything to substantiate this?
Not Cinemaphile but in 2012, I remember someone claiming to be Marilyn Manson was on a /b/ thread, and his evidence wasn't a timestamped photo but a soundcloud voice clip saying "Hi, /b/."
Also, before Lorde was popular there was a thread saying "Hey what do you think of my music? inb4 tits or the kitchen. Her twitter officially denies this.
Also there's the schizo infographic that alleges Taylor Swift uses Cinemaphile, and is somewhat compelling.
Check the date on the infographic then the date on the tweet. The tweet came before. I'm surprised many anons are this dumb.
Yes, there is a cure, just find a good wife who's ok with threesomes (with men of course).
Just ask my wife Catherine, she loves watching me cleaning after her bull creampied her.
Best regards;
Michael
>Also, before Lorde was popular there was a thread saying "Hey what do you think of my music? inb4 tits or the kitchen. Her twitter officially denies this.
I was in that thread, apparently, it was her producer with an early version of "Royals" he needed advice on.
can you link that thread i cant find it?
but i did find one where a guy bought her stage prop clothes and found one of her pubes
lel
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/180779257/
>https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/180779257/ >Jesus fucking Christ. Something just tells me this is 100% her pube, too. I've seen her bush in Alexander the Last and it's precisely the right color and length. Blonde, a bit of a dirty tone, and trimmed but not shaved.
Well fuck, now I want to talk about Wing Commander. A movie doesn't have to be good to be enjoyable, that movie is somehow awesome despite being barely adequate.
An anonymous space where people could discuss things without politics being brought up every 2 seconds. It didn't have the "nazi" association back then.
only because politics were forced into every medium. if they just stopped that shit, all Cinemaphile threads wouldn't devolve into arguments about politics
Cinemaphile used to get a lot of people from the industry too. Actually Fionna from Adventure Time exists from Cinemaphile asking one of the people who worked on the show to draw a genderbent Finn.
Will Smith here. If you're going to talk about my wife then try doing it in front of someone who will actually beat the fool out of you like her boyfriend. Thank you and you will be hearing from my attorneys.
brad pitt and angelina jolie used post on /k/ years ago he had a hand gun collection and she was a knifefag, pitt was based but he has not been around for years
I have a couple of projects lined up for streaming services that I'm in talks about right now.
If things go well I might revisit the movie scripts, but currently the entire landscape of the US movie industry is not conductive to that.
Best chance is to push it through the streaming services since they currently offer the most freedom with projects. But that also changes from month to month based on current trends.
Essentially it's a waiting game for a window of opportunity to open up.
I'm supposed to believe a guy who made a feature film with a seven thousand dollar budget is just waiting for somebody to give him permission to make something
No, I want Milla to fart on me.
If she likes being farted on, I'll fucking do it.
Been a lot of protein intake the last few days. They're pretty horrific and linger heavy. Her farts are probably squeakers that dissipate rapidly, so she'll have to get close to get me. Preferably sitting on my face, unclothed.
Don't mind the tongue, sometimes it acts on it's own.
Jean-Luc Godard posted on /film/ and was communicating everyday that he was going to be dead soon. After he killed himself, the posts mysteriously stopped completely.
He was a troll to the end and he enjoyed /film/ discussions.
A few times I'm convinced I talked to him about FNW because he knew things no one could've possibly known unless they were there.
I want to believe this because the quality of /film/ dropped drastically after he killed himself. I also think it would be pretty cool if he helped contribute to some of the charts. I need to see the short he made before he killed himself to see if he snuck any /film/ references in there
Not a celebrity but a former artist on The Simpson's comic drew this in a thread after being requested, there was a tweet later on it but can't find it since.
If I told you who I am you wouldn't believe me. You would ask for proof and I'm not dumb enough to tank my career especially with a movie coming out soon. I mean people post Dead bodies here, and racist stuff about Pools closing. I could give you 3 reasons but those two are good enough. 🙂 So I will keep posting anonymously.
Lone gunman is a common tactic for ~~*them*~~, Oswald was MK-Ultra’d by the CIA to do the kill and forget about it, then he was quickly disposed of when it was done.
CIA and Lindon B Johnson. George H W Bush orchestrated the whole thing so LBJ could double down on Vietnam, and he did such a good job he was promoted to CIA director
There's no reason to come to Cinemaphile if you don't have /misc/ sensibilities, you can go praise trannies and naggers as much as you want on literally every other site on the internet
I know for a fact that the Safdie Brothers used to lurk here, one of them even joined the Discord group. The insufferable film school tryhards scared them away pretty much.
Hey guys, it's me, Bruce Willis, and I decided to finally break the silence. In 50 minutes I'll be doing an AMA, live right here on TV. Catch you guys there.
Elon Musk posts every dicky thread. Not some of them, not most of them. All of them. Every single one. He doesn't use bots, either. He doesn't actually know how.
During burger hours, most Sopranos threads start with a picture of Christopher instead of Tony. And during the Sopranos reunion a couple of years ago, Adriana mocked him for switching his alcohol addiction out with a Cinemaphile addiction. So he’s probably the one making some of those threads
From Cinemaphile, on the top of my head. >one of the Safdie brothers >Aaron Taylor-Johnson >William Shatner >Griffin Newman >some guy from Fear The Walking Dead who said he was important
A lot of celebs lurk on Cinemaphile and Cinemaphile for some reason.
>A lot of celebs lurk on Cinemaphile
That's not really surprising. Anyone who works in cartoons, and even those who made it, are guaranteed to have been autists during high school / college. Most of them are deviants anyways who started out drawing because they want to sketch some furry porn or guro porn.
well yeah, it's the least-friendly hyper-autistic board. at least other autistic boards are friendly. even the writing general is just three guys who comment on every poster, and then they push those new posters out with autism.
The Safdie brothers and Pattinson. You can check some IB culture influence in their movies. They produced Funny Pages (2022) and that movie it is chan culture and working class anon struggle.
Some anon managed to contact Emma Dumont and invited her to Cinemaphile in the summer. She posted twice and then was scared off. Though some anons say that she still posts and that her frenemies posted rumors or damage control on most of her old posts. The anon had screengrabs of the conversation.
I mean, nobody cares, but Max Landis was a Cinemaphile daily regular back when Bright came out. He disappeared for a while but I bet he's back here by now.
This reminds me of when that lady who claimed to have been Gaddaffi’s teenage girlfriend was posting about wanting to fuck her own son because he looked so much like him. Anyone remember that?
She posted quite a few threads and had loads of stories, been a few years since I saw them, very interesting stories regardless of if it were true, but sounded legit.
You know I could never get into Eyes Wide Shut because the sexual energy in that movie with so much eroticism in itbwas completely off because Tom Cruise is CLEARLY gay and can’t even pretend he isn’t when acting. Was part of the point or something? Did Kubric pick him because of that and never told him?
10 years ago i would say yes it's totally possible for a celeb to post on here. but this places fame faded out long ago. it's no longer the le cool obscure place. its mainstream now and no one cares anymore. also i would expect someone with wealth that can literally go anywhere and do whatever they want at any time to have better things to do.
this is the only place they can talk anomymously. I can see that being very valuable for people who get harassed whenever they leave their home or post on insta/xitter
was on /gif/ once and some guy leaked Lily Rader's IRL information. (she's a pornstar for those that don't know.)
It escalated far enough that somebody reached out and contacted her and she showed up in the thread. She didn't seem mad though, they talked and it turned out she went to school with him and she kept asking him who he was out of curiosity. He stopped responding.
I think she also said that it wasn't her first time posting on /gif/.
BTW, the Taylor swift on /b/ is fake and people who believe it haven't done 1 minute of cross-referencing to check, lol. The cat was named before the post in the /b/ thread, so it was not named after that post. You can verify this by looking at the actual tweet if you have higher than 20iq.
Reminds me of that time Jenna Jameson came to /b/ and wanted a personal army against her creep ex-boyfriend or something like that like 10 years ago. Think she put a shoe on her tits instead of on her head
There was this guy who claimed he was related to James Cameron, I think he asserted himself as one of his sons. Honestly, that seemed a little credible.
I remember that, he posted a few times. It was 100 % Cameron himself larping. Typed exactly like him.
Is there anything to substantiate this?
Not Cinemaphile but in 2012, I remember someone claiming to be Marilyn Manson was on a /b/ thread, and his evidence wasn't a timestamped photo but a soundcloud voice clip saying "Hi, /b/."
Also, before Lorde was popular there was a thread saying "Hey what do you think of my music? inb4 tits or the kitchen. Her twitter officially denies this.
Also there's the schizo infographic that alleges Taylor Swift uses Cinemaphile, and is somewhat compelling.
The Weeknd used to plug House of Balloons on Cinemaphile
Yup, I remember that. I listened to that EP and I was like "This guy's going to be fucking huge".
to this day I've never had that with an artist's first EP, every song holds up. He's one of the very few megafamous people who deserves every bit of success
Yeah, you did it man. Good job.
thanks mate *kisses you*
Every time I try to remember what his songs sound like I just remember that "It's Too Late to Apologize" song instead
>The Weeknd used to plug House of Balloons on Cinemaphile
I never browsed Cinemaphile too much. Were those the guys who had a Q&A with a tripcode on Cinemaphile atleast once? perhaps they did it alot more than once?
the weeknd is one guy and he didnt use a tripcode, i doubt he even posted on Cinemaphile
same with Toro Y Moi
I think a lot of the early 2010s online artist were at least aware of Cinemaphile especially when Death Grips started
Yep I remember that. There was tons of “hype” when House of Balloons dropped on Cinemaphile that was TOTALLY organic, I was in high school and a huge Cinemaphiletant at the time. I couldn’t understand why a literal who was getting like four threads at a time but on that day it came out I listened to it and liked it well enough. I still listen to it every once in a while, it’s my go-to boning album even still. Crazy how far that fucker has come, in retrospect he succeeded in the penultimate shill campaign on here
What is it you think penultimate means, retard?
it means ultimate ultimate duh
Danny Brown referenced going to the kiwifarms recently and they're pretty based adjacent to us
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/yR6AVL45iuo
danny brown talks about /b/
I'm pretty sure the Lorde thing was found out to be a producer or someone working on her music at the time, not actually her herself.
>Schizo infographic
>Taylor names her cat after a winning dubs roll.
>Article is released about Taylor Swift's new cat, including the cat's name being the very name won in the thread two days before with a picture of the exact same flop eared kitten with Taylor Swift.
Look man, there's schizo, and then there is coincidence, but not this time.
I habeeb it too
i rely belib it
the guy who did this admitted to doing it, its not her
Check the date on the infographic then the date on the tweet. The tweet came before. I'm surprised many anons are this dumb.
WHATEVER tAYLOR
>I'm surprised many anons are this dumb
You're the real dumb one if you're surprised by us being dumb
Pretty sure Trevor Moore did at least once.
he posted with a timestamp
based & killed-by-the-cia-pilled funnyman.
Never understood this. He doesn't really say anything that crazy and all his notable work is from early 2000s-2010
kitty history
He did, I remember seeing the verification pic. He wished a guy happy birthday.
Garandthumb unironically has tripfagged on /k/
>celebrity
>Garandthumb
choose one
Ecelebs are as gay as normal celebrities
Youtube is TV, get over it boomer.
he looks he's been revived from the dead
>post dick
Classic
holy shit, looking at old photos, he's always looked spooky as hell
stay pleb oldie
I feel like robert pattinson probably posts and browses round here, but will obviously never confirm it
Him talking about FF waifu wars in a Batman interview made me think this.
Can confirm
Someone from The Batman or who worked on it definitely started posting here a lot recently
Gay actor Michael Douglas here, any questions?
hi there Mike, is there a cure for me being gay? also my dick is small
Yes, there is a cure, just find a good wife who's ok with threesomes (with men of course).
Just ask my wife Catherine, she loves watching me cleaning after her bull creampied her.
Best regards;
Michael
Unironically explain what the point of basic instinct was.
John Bernthal posts here daily. He’s the one forcing that burn local thing
how do you call those digits? dub trip dubs?
and checked obviously
>jonny b's posts local burns
...it's bullshit but I believe it.
/ourlocalburner (propane and propane accessories)
Would never believe it if it wasnt for them digits damn
He makes threads about himself.
Come say that to my face not online
Hi John, they killed you off to early in twd
He a real one
I believe that Shatner is single handedly responsible for ruining /b/.
I believe it when you tell me that William Shatner is a prolific shitposter.
The fappening did that
brent spiner confirmed that shatner doesn't run his twitter account
Imagine thinking Shatner talks to Spiner.
I'll bet he talks to shatners shit posting personal assistant
Nice try, Bill.
Based Kirk. You just know he bullied that homosexual chink.
You do know Shatner is israeli, right
is that account from that actor from euphoria?
Someone claiming to be Sam Simons brother was posting here a month ago, giving some behind-the-scenes info on classic simpsons.
No one will know that I'm actually Taylor Swift.
Btw, you're all homosexuals.
You're a big meanie for what you did to Tom Hiddleston.
You shut your bloody mouth.
~ Tom
TTD - Total Twink Death
Hiddleston looks like a shrunken rabbi here
The lawsuit is BACK ON. Please send me your IP address.
-TH
Charges, officer?
Being rude to an A-List celebrity
>Replied to the wrong person
I will be killing myself now
you should smother your baby to death
Tom we all know you were the i heart ts shirt.
Are you and the Nobody actually a couple?
congrats on removing brazilian.
The brother of a Simpsons writer who posted a few months ago
Hello, Bruce Willis here... AMA
Hello, Bruce Willis here... AMA
>Also, before Lorde was popular there was a thread saying "Hey what do you think of my music? inb4 tits or the kitchen. Her twitter officially denies this.
I was in that thread, apparently, it was her producer with an early version of "Royals" he needed advice on.
Hello, Bruce Willis here... or am I?
/brit/ over on /int/ has singer Ronan Keating as a regular poster.
Hey guys, Bruce Willis here. AMA
We got the joke.
Joke? Its me Bruce Willis. AMA
Hey guys, Bruce Willis here. AMA
i laughed
The Rock here, stay litty
kys
No celebrity will ever admit to browsing this place, so what's the point in speculating?
back in the day moot got deadmau5e and andrew wk to post on mu
>andrew wk
I heard that he was actually kind of shitty irl, I took it with a grain.
Why would she degrade herself like this?
I think that was least degrading thing she had done within that hour.
Hello, Bruce Willis here... AMA
Ryan Gosling is in this very thread.
No, I am literally Ryan Gosling.
Ryan Gosling is literally me.
Hey its me, forgot my name right now but im good
Made me kek hard, thank you Bruce
I have family that works in entertainment, I can confirm that celebs do in fact post here. btw they hate everyone else just like you homosexuals.
back when they were remaking fantastic four with the black human torch josh trank the director got so mad he started shitposting on here
The slylock Fox creator has showed up on Cinemaphile and even drew some of their suggestions in his strip.
What were some of the suggestions?
I left Cinemaphile partially because it filled up with creators shilling their donut steels all day every day
Amy Seimetz once accidentally uploaded a still from her webcam in a thread about walled actresses.
at least it was on topic
would
same
she's got kind of a milfy vibe going on
"""accidentaly"""
I used to do this all the time when I got my new phone.
Thank fuck I'm a nobody
you fucking idiots
>Amy Seimetz
>41
she can still get it tho
She looks good for 42
>She looks good for 42
>Amy Seimetz once accidentally uploaded a still from her webcam in a thread about walled actresses.
lmao
I would.
same
can you link that thread i cant find it?
but i did find one where a guy bought her stage prop clothes and found one of her pubes
lel
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/180779257/
>https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/180779257/
>Jesus fucking Christ. Something just tells me this is 100% her pube, too. I've seen her bush in Alexander the Last and it's precisely the right color and length. Blonde, a bit of a dirty tone, and trimmed but not shaved.
thats a big pube
Well, watch Alexander the Last and see if it lines up.
this is a Shane Carruth post, but he should be making a movie instead of shitposting
Freddie Prinze Jr is a frequent poster on Cinemaphile
He's probably here right now.
I wish hed post nudes of his wife.
Who?
he certainly has the free time
Well fuck, now I want to talk about Wing Commander. A movie doesn't have to be good to be enjoyable, that movie is somehow awesome despite being barely adequate.
I THINK Cinemaphile SUCKS
Bro start a wrestling promotion already, you'd BTFO Tiny Con in an instant.
trent reznor posts on Cinemaphile
A lot of musicians used to post on Cinemaphile. Andrew CK springs to mind as well. But that was before Cinemaphile became what it is now.
What is it now and what was it before?
An anonymous space where people could discuss things without politics being brought up every 2 seconds. It didn't have the "nazi" association back then.
yeah im an oldfag and /misc/ dynamics spilled onto almost every active board here
only because politics were forced into every medium. if they just stopped that shit, all Cinemaphile threads wouldn't devolve into arguments about politics
No, it's /misc/.
do not blame pol for actions of fucking normalfags. we just reacting to their degeneracy and trying to wake people up.
Cinemaphile used to get a lot of people from the industry too. Actually Fionna from Adventure Time exists from Cinemaphile asking one of the people who worked on the show to draw a genderbent Finn.
Ah yes, Andrew Cinemaphile
pol fucked a lot of it up because now everytime far right schizos get banned from somewhere they go straight to pol.
Wouldn't be too out of the blue
>tfw you have probably called trent reznor a homosexual at some point
get fucked nagger
Will Smith here. If you're going to talk about my wife then try doing it in front of someone who will actually beat the fool out of you like her boyfriend. Thank you and you will be hearing from my attorneys.
>will smith here
bullshit...willy s would 100% start conspiracy theories and claim he was Shatner
I do absolutely believe Harvey Wallbanger from TMZ posts in here just to start shit.
Emma Roberts is the one who keep posting whose the best "Emma"
Only thing Emma did wrong was love Evan Peters too much
Best Emma would do a thing like that
brad pitt and angelina jolie used post on /k/ years ago he had a hand gun collection and she was a knifefag, pitt was based but he has not been around for years
Hey guys, I though I'd surprise you with an AMA.
why are you a homosexual?
does pic related count?
He did mention the pasta, right? If so, yes he definitely lurks here to seethe.
I'm Shane Carruth and I browse Cinemaphile daily, but don't post as much as I used to.
I started browsing Cinemaphile maybe 7-8 years ago. I remember Cinemaphile having better quality overall back then, but also more spam threads.
who?
Bruce Willis. AMA
Where the fuck is modern ocean?
I have a couple of projects lined up for streaming services that I'm in talks about right now.
If things go well I might revisit the movie scripts, but currently the entire landscape of the US movie industry is not conductive to that.
Best chance is to push it through the streaming services since they currently offer the most freedom with projects. But that also changes from month to month based on current trends.
Essentially it's a waiting game for a window of opportunity to open up.
Hope it happens soon. Looking forward to whatever you’re doing.
I'm supposed to believe a guy who made a feature film with a seven thousand dollar budget is just waiting for somebody to give him permission to make something
big if true
I agree, Cinemaphile was better when it was more openly pedo
Howdy Shane. Loved Primer.
make more sci-fi
>gets flushed out by the seimetzposter
>again
Dude, you have to move on.
I habeeb it. Shane is autistic enough to post on Cinemaphile. Maybe even too autistic to post
Oh, he 100% did way back when. He answered a bunch of questions about the camerawork on Primer.
milla jovovich, plz fart on me.
Are you Milla asking to be farted on or are you begging Milla to fart on you
To fart on me.
No, I want Milla to fart on me.
If she likes being farted on, I'll fucking do it.
Been a lot of protein intake the last few days. They're pretty horrific and linger heavy. Her farts are probably squeakers that dissipate rapidly, so she'll have to get close to get me. Preferably sitting on my face, unclothed.
Don't mind the tongue, sometimes it acts on it's own.
I'm Clive Myrie. Ask me questions pertaining to me, Clive Myrie.
I'm not a celebrity but I am a musician who has hung out with famous people AMA
death grips is that you? next album when?
Jean-Luc Godard posted on /film/ and was communicating everyday that he was going to be dead soon. After he killed himself, the posts mysteriously stopped completely.
He was a troll to the end and he enjoyed /film/ discussions.
A few times I'm convinced I talked to him about FNW because he knew things no one could've possibly known unless they were there.
I want to believe this because the quality of /film/ dropped drastically after he killed himself. I also think it would be pretty cool if he helped contribute to some of the charts. I need to see the short he made before he killed himself to see if he snuck any /film/ references in there
Not gonna lie bro I’ll be sad when he dies
That tranny and brie larson post here every day
Brie Larson here, I'm having a hard time right now please don't be mean to me.
Brie is for bullying!
>brie is for bully!
...not gonna lie, I would let Brie bully me with a reverse mortgage.
stay strong brie
strong brie??!
Would
Aidan Gillen here, fuck all of youse fucking cunts and your stupid fucking memes.
Willis here. AMA
For You
>one of these posters isn't lying and we will never know
What if they don't remember if they're lying?
Not a celebrity but a former artist on The Simpson's comic drew this in a thread after being requested, there was a tweet later on it but can't find it since.
If I told you who I am you wouldn't believe me. You would ask for proof and I'm not dumb enough to tank my career especially with a movie coming out soon. I mean people post Dead bodies here, and racist stuff about Pools closing. I could give you 3 reasons but those two are good enough. 🙂 So I will keep posting anonymously.
Send me a free cell phone, Ryan.
Ryan, good for you being uber rich off your looks
But please man, stop it with the too cool for school shtick. It got tired a decade ago.
Just say it
You have plausible deniability if you don't prove it anyway.
>I mean people post Dead bodies here, and racist stuff about Pools closing
I don't care who pedo actor you are, but you are ten years behind
Oh shit it's Tom Arnold
It's me. AMA.
who killed jfk
Mossad
nice try but actors know not to fuck with the tribe
Miickey Rooney
Lone gunman is a common tactic for ~~*them*~~, Oswald was MK-Ultra’d by the CIA to do the kill and forget about it, then he was quickly disposed of when it was done.
CIA and Lindon B Johnson. George H W Bush orchestrated the whole thing so LBJ could double down on Vietnam, and he did such a good job he was promoted to CIA director
Bruce?
Not sure. Possibly.
My name is Jane Widdop and I've been on the Yellowjackets.
I browse Cinemaphile, Cinemaphile, Cinemaphile and Cinemaphile. Mostly Cinemaphile.
A friend recommended Cinemaphile as a good source of news and information.
Aren't you a bit too young for this website? Fair warning, there's scary pictures here.
>A friend recommended Cinemaphile as a good source of news and information.
>Cinemaphile
Would you rather Daily Mail or The Verge? Maybe a little Perez Hilton news while you're at it, poofter?
I don't care about those sources.
Prove it and change your troon pronouns on insta
Hi, Nikki Blonsky from the movie Hairspray here. AMA!
Roiland is the only confirmed celeb to lurk Cinemaphile.
Cinemaphile is /misc/ with capeshit
every board is /misc/ with their own thing basically
There's no reason to come to Cinemaphile if you don't have /misc/ sensibilities, you can go praise trannies and naggers as much as you want on literally every other site on the internet
Shut the fuck up and go leave.
Go bomb some more maternity wards, Topol
I'm famous Canadian actress Sarah Gadon, and I'm currently getting absolutely railed by fitness celebrity John Basedow
>John Basedow
>In 2011, he served as the host for the popular YouTube series, Lesbian Video Speed Dating.[14]
Greetings Cinemaphile, Ridley Scott here. Love the color palette on this board, I've been using it for all my recent films.
Hi I have no idea what the difference is between you and Oliver Stone.
Oliver Stone is israeli
No wonder Alexander was so homosexual
Warwick Davis has been here a few times.
>Warwick
...well /tv is a low bar, so he would fit right under it in here.
I know for a fact that the Safdie Brothers used to lurk here, one of them even joined the Discord group. The insufferable film school tryhards scared them away pretty much.
the gayfaced one or the other one?
>yes hello police I would like to sue this man for defamation
>yes what is his name
>....umm...it's...anonymous
Tom Arnold here, you guys seem to ignore my movies
You deserve it.
Bruce?
Maisie Williams comes here....
I'm sure she has the time.
Heh, gatem
i bet if she did she'd find the copypasta hilarious
Hey guys, it's me, Bruce Willis, and I decided to finally break the silence. In 50 minutes I'll be doing an AMA, live right here on TV. Catch you guys there.
Honestly, without timestamp every post in this thread is larping.
No way
SHOW US YOUR FACE YOU CRETIN.
Seth Rogan is always telling anons to cool it with the antisemitism
Elon Musk posts every dicky thread. Not some of them, not most of them. All of them. Every single one. He doesn't use bots, either. He doesn't actually know how.
Elon Musk did several AMAs on /misc/ with Antichrist tripname
how the fuck that guy has the time to do all the shit that he's doing
What do you mean he just opens another tab bro, what do you think this guy does
Which celebrity is most likely to make threads about themselves here?
Dan Harmon.
jonah hill posts threads making fun of himself
he's a weirdo
Those Janine Garofalo threads. That's her.
During burger hours, most Sopranos threads start with a picture of Christopher instead of Tony. And during the Sopranos reunion a couple of years ago, Adriana mocked him for switching his alcohol addiction out with a Cinemaphile addiction. So he’s probably the one making some of those threads
>Adriana mocked him for switching his alcohol addiction out with a Cinemaphile addiction
Link?
rian johnson
From Cinemaphile, on the top of my head.
>one of the Safdie brothers
>Aaron Taylor-Johnson
>William Shatner
>Griffin Newman
>some guy from Fear The Walking Dead who said he was important
A lot of celebs lurk on Cinemaphile and Cinemaphile for some reason.
>A lot of celebs lurk on Cinemaphile
That's not really surprising. Anyone who works in cartoons, and even those who made it, are guaranteed to have been autists during high school / college. Most of them are deviants anyways who started out drawing because they want to sketch some furry porn or guro porn.
Probably that Norman reedus guy. The one that Kojimbles pays to hang around.
Cinemaphile gets some legit authors on occasion. and sometimes, those authors are pure smut peddlers and laugh about it
I haven't been to Cinemaphile since 2015, is it still a steaming pile of shit?
well yeah, it's the least-friendly hyper-autistic board. at least other autistic boards are friendly. even the writing general is just three guys who comment on every poster, and then they push those new posters out with autism.
That blonde guy from Backstreet Boys was on Cinemaphile back in 2021 at the height of the crypto bullrun to shill his meme coin
Aparently tom hardy was one of the original Baneposters
Bill Murrey here
Well you can’t even spell your own name right so that’s convincing
The Safdie brothers and Pattinson. You can check some IB culture influence in their movies. They produced Funny Pages (2022) and that movie it is chan culture and working class anon struggle.
Some anon managed to contact Emma Dumont and invited her to Cinemaphile in the summer. She posted twice and then was scared off. Though some anons say that she still posts and that her frenemies posted rumors or damage control on most of her old posts. The anon had screengrabs of the conversation.
I mean, nobody cares, but Max Landis was a Cinemaphile daily regular back when Bright came out. He disappeared for a while but I bet he's back here by now.
Michael Imperioli browses Cinemaphile, I managed to catch that in the midst of Schirripa’s signature goombah screeching.
2012 newfag here, here's some I remember:
- Shia Labeouf
- James Cameron
- Henry Cavill
That's it, no one else visits this board.
saddam here. they hanged my body double and i moved to qatar in my retirement. what do you want to know?
This reminds me of when that lady who claimed to have been Gaddaffi’s teenage girlfriend was posting about wanting to fuck her own son because he looked so much like him. Anyone remember that?
Qaddafi was a dear friend and true revolutionary. I was saddened to hear of his passing.
He was a good man, one day it will all be made right.
she's single and doesn't have a son
Whatever that was it was delightfully entertaining
yeah she's great. very good looking too.
She posted quite a few threads and had loads of stories, been a few years since I saw them, very interesting stories regardless of if it were true, but sounded legit.
Dunkaccino here. AMA
Uh Warwick Davis?
Is there a chance Cavill posts here?
There is, and I do
Damn bro I knew you were handsome and wholesome but you are also based? Nice.
Why did you break up with Gina? Does she also browse Cinemaphile? She clearly knows about the israelite. Also is she into femdom and is she single.
Gina recently got married to a dorky looking guy.
And not Drunk3P0
That’s sad, I always dreamed she would snu snu me to death.
post gaming rig
Tom Hiddleston here. We talked it out in Cinemaphile DMs, and the poster explained his reasoning. I'm sorry for being a cum-guzzling homosexual
Regards,
- TH
So I'm not getting sued?
No.
- TH
Tom be honest… are you gay with Hemsworth?
He doesn't consider it gay, he makes me wear women's clothing and speak in a falsetto
- TH
Its purely a power thing isnt it?
I'm inclined to think so. I think he enjoys domineering men, it's not even sexual. I don't think he's ever cum inside of me
- TH
Its always sexual, sex is about power Tom, Im sorry youre the woman, its a shameful thing for a male
Does he make you cosplay as loki? Be honest now
After the show he makes me dress as sylvie
- TH
This has to be the real tom. No one else is gay enough to know who that is.
Why didn’t you just marry Chris then? Why go for some ugly coon?
He said I'm an ugly girl
- TH
You would look hot with the loki wig on and a maid outfit.
T. Chris Hemsworth
anyone have the taylor swift collage? she definitely posted on /b/
You know I could never get into Eyes Wide Shut because the sexual energy in that movie with so much eroticism in itbwas completely off because Tom Cruise is CLEARLY gay and can’t even pretend he isn’t when acting. Was part of the point or something? Did Kubric pick him because of that and never told him?
>ctrl+f dane
>0 results
c'mon lads, were none of you around for when dane was posting about chronicle shortly after it released?
We want to protect his powerlevel
motherfucker couldn't hide his powerlevel even if his life depended on it. He got panic and it was hilarious
I liked Chronicle it was a cool flick. I kinda wished for a sequel.
Chronicle is just Akira shot as a found footage movie
Yeah, so?
It was still a cool flick.
I post on /misc/ from time to time just to dunk on transphobes.
Now I feel bad about shitposting.
I've probably pissed off so many celebs without knowing.
10 years ago i would say yes it's totally possible for a celeb to post on here. but this places fame faded out long ago. it's no longer the le cool obscure place. its mainstream now and no one cares anymore. also i would expect someone with wealth that can literally go anywhere and do whatever they want at any time to have better things to do.
>do whatever they want at any time
everything but express their honest opinions, which is the reason they would come here
this is the only place they can talk anomymously. I can see that being very valuable for people who get harassed whenever they leave their home or post on insta/xitter
>Seth Rogen shows up to shit up the thread
Every.Single.Time
>A-HEH A-HEH A-HEH A-HEH A-HEH A-HEH A-HEH
>mass reply ingsubhuman having any opinion ever
I will cremate your body and sprinkle your ashes all over my cappuccino
Bruce Willis here. Ask me anything.
I was in all 7 seasons of The Shield
No one watched that shit
Any underage boys in this thread?
You fell for a larp. lol.
Were you one of the anons seething when I was posting as Amber Heard?
OP is a celebrity
I’m also the OP of yesterdays thread making fun of Tom Hiddleston. So…technically…I am a celebrity, yes.
I'm suing you for defamation.
-TH
Rip OP the dubs say hes going to get gassed by lawyers.
was on /gif/ once and some guy leaked Lily Rader's IRL information. (she's a pornstar for those that don't know.)
It escalated far enough that somebody reached out and contacted her and she showed up in the thread. She didn't seem mad though, they talked and it turned out she went to school with him and she kept asking him who he was out of curiosity. He stopped responding.
I think she also said that it wasn't her first time posting on /gif/.
BTW, the Taylor swift on /b/ is fake and people who believe it haven't done 1 minute of cross-referencing to check, lol. The cat was named before the post in the /b/ thread, so it was not named after that post. You can verify this by looking at the actual tweet if you have higher than 20iq.
Reminds me of that time Jenna Jameson came to /b/ and wanted a personal army against her creep ex-boyfriend or something like that like 10 years ago. Think she put a shoe on her tits instead of on her head
the guy who posts the brannigan threads...IS..John Wayne
He didn't post today btw, I waited and then checked archives
Bruce Willis here. I uhhhhh... umm... w-why am I here again?
uuuuuuuuurrrrrrgggghwhereami
Hi Bruce.
AMA
How did you survive?
>A list
You’re not even the superior Tom.
Btw in case Berenger lurks in here, I love you.
You're not Richard Gere's Gerbil or even Richard Gere. Why are you talking to me?
Somewhat start another thread so we can jump to it before this one disappears.
I’ll do it when this one dies. I love you guys some of the replies here legit made my day