No, the fake wedding ring was a different episode. And another episode had him briefly dating a model so he could get into the good clubs. And when she dumped him he carried around a magazine photo of a hot girl he never met.
I havent been to a mall in years but I seem to remember most of them had nips. The idea is to make the clothes seem even sexier. You can bullshit all you want about equality and sexism but the truth is most women love showing off the goods.
almost all of them. Back in the 80's it was pretty common in shopping malls to walk past clothing store display windows, and half their mannequins were completely naked with their erect nipples on display.
It was on top of a relatively clean magazine with a dessert cup underneath it and it had one (1) bite. Depending how you side on the double-dipping rule it isn't really that much of a faux-pas; outside of someone literally witnessing him take it out the trash to eat.
It was on top of a relatively clean magazine with a dessert cup underneath it and it had one (1) bite. Depending how you side on the double-dipping rule it isn't really that much of a faux-pas; outside of someone literally witnessing him take it out the trash to eat.
He literally bites it where it's already bitten. I wouldn't even do that with family.
I've only done it with family myself to be quite honest with you so I guess you're not wrong for not wanting to share your mouth bugs with other people's outside of that context. But the ick-ness of eating it out the trash is really not that bad.
>I can understand eating food out of the garbage
Yea that box in your kitchen that germs live in. This whole scene is really odd considering George has an encyclopedic knowledge of bathrooms in NYC based on hygiene, and yet im supposed to believe he'd eat from the trash?
Yeah, I remember one episode Kramer says he only takes baths and then in a later episode he says baths are disgusting because you're just stewing in your own dirt water.
There's another contradiction with Elaine, but I forgot what it was
I mean, I wouldn't eat from the trash, but I'm also picky about public bathrooms and I have no issue picking back from the ground the food I drop as long as no one sees me.
I was working a retail job years ago and one day a portly 50-something Native American woman came into the shop I worked at. We got to talking and she told me her husband had passed recently and that he was one of the Navajo code talkers from WW2. She was cool and we ended up having a fun conversation. Right before she left she asked if she could give me a hug. I walked around the counter and she gave me one that turned in to a long embrace. She admitted that she hadn’t held anyone like that since her husband. She was not attractive but I’ll be damned if it didn’t move, I was pulsing in morse code against her stomach. After the hug she gave me a little card with a signed picture of her late husband on it, still have it all these years later. Nice lady.
JLD is one of the only women I've seen that I find hot as shit primarily because of her cute as frick smile. Holy. She's just really sweet and cute good lord.
>Be college freshman >Girl you went to grade school with but haven't seen in years is drunk at the party >Became a solid 8/10 with tig ole bitties >"Oh my god anon isn't it crazy we're both here....can you show me your room?" >Show her my room, she closes door and sits on futon >I mumble something autistic and wonder my roommate is, I go out to find him >Realize 5 years later this girl was trying to hook up with me
I was in a bar once and an older lady was hitting on me for about 5 minutes and my loser brain just wasn't getting it. She finally had to grab my hand and say "lets get out of here" before my brain started putting the puzzle together. That was in Virginia Beach before COVID. I still wonder if she's out there today, picking up 20 year old idiots.
It was called Peabody's for a long time, but I haven't been there since the pandemic and a lot of places were shut down. I don't know if they even exist anymore. Anyway I dont think its known as cougar bar. I believe that was a rare occurrence. For the bar, not for her.
Based on how Robin (Robyn?) handled me I think she was proficient in picking up young guys.
I never went to Peabodys, but that was the big nightclub in town for a long time. I know people would try to go get in there with fake IDs and shit in high school.
Anyway congrats, sounds like she gave you a good time.
That's painful, anon. I would be screaming at myself forever for a frick up like that.
My only lost opportunity was a drugged up chick trying to frick me, but I felt uncomfortably by how fricked up she was that I just pushed her away, which I had to do like 5 times before she got a clue.
How old are you? I'm 27 and I still have to be cautious whenever I'm in a setting with a lot of hot women such as the beach. Won't pop full boners but can get semi if I'm not careful
I had to get an ultrasound on my balls and getting the slimy gel stuff slathered over my balls in a dark room was an incredibly awkward sort of pleasant tickling situation.
She also played the b***hy pregnant brunette in that season 2 episode where Elaine had a baby shower. And again she had a bad interaction with George.
oh i thought it was that episode where he pretends to wear a wedding ring
No, the fake wedding ring was a different episode. And another episode had him briefly dating a model so he could get into the good clubs. And when she dumped him he carried around a magazine photo of a hot girl he never met.
Who the frick gives a mannequin erect nipples?
The guy who was obsessed with Elaine
I havent been to a mall in years but I seem to remember most of them had nips. The idea is to make the clothes seem even sexier. You can bullshit all you want about equality and sexism but the truth is most women love showing off the goods.
Are you stupid?
So women know if the clothes show their hard nips or not
almost all of them. Back in the 80's it was pretty common in shopping malls to walk past clothing store display windows, and half their mannequins were completely naked with their erect nipples on display.
lel fricking kino
When his dad wore sneakers in the pool
he had a foot odor problem
Wish they fricked. Even for just one episode…
>prime elaine will never bite your ear with her massive tooth mouth as your bury your head in her fricking massive hair and blow your load in her
what is even the point
This is when it moved.
Would she have gone up for some coffee if he asked?
Now, was he in the wrong? I can understand eating food out of the garbage in your home but at somebody else's house? unacceptable.
It was on top of a relatively clean magazine with a dessert cup underneath it and it had one (1) bite. Depending how you side on the double-dipping rule it isn't really that much of a faux-pas; outside of someone literally witnessing him take it out the trash to eat.
It's the fricking garbage bin. It has odors and germs inside it, no way in hell is that hygenic
He literally bites it where it's already bitten. I wouldn't even do that with family.
I've only done it with family myself to be quite honest with you so I guess you're not wrong for not wanting to share your mouth bugs with other people's outside of that context. But the ick-ness of eating it out the trash is really not that bad.
>I can understand eating food out of the garbage
Yea that box in your kitchen that germs live in. This whole scene is really odd considering George has an encyclopedic knowledge of bathrooms in NYC based on hygiene, and yet im supposed to believe he'd eat from the trash?
>George has an encyclopedic knowledge of bathrooms in NYC based on hygiene
Isn't that from a much latter season? They all have contradictory moments.
Yeah, I remember one episode Kramer says he only takes baths and then in a later episode he says baths are disgusting because you're just stewing in your own dirt water.
There's another contradiction with Elaine, but I forgot what it was
I mean, I wouldn't eat from the trash, but I'm also picky about public bathrooms and I have no issue picking back from the ground the food I drop as long as no one sees me.
I was working a retail job years ago and one day a portly 50-something Native American woman came into the shop I worked at. We got to talking and she told me her husband had passed recently and that he was one of the Navajo code talkers from WW2. She was cool and we ended up having a fun conversation. Right before she left she asked if she could give me a hug. I walked around the counter and she gave me one that turned in to a long embrace. She admitted that she hadn’t held anyone like that since her husband. She was not attractive but I’ll be damned if it didn’t move, I was pulsing in morse code against her stomach. After the hug she gave me a little card with a signed picture of her late husband on it, still have it all these years later. Nice lady.
Mature.
Navajo.
Bitches.
Times you double dipped.
Double dip nazis are the sole cause of the decline of the west.
no dip
DOUBLE DIP THAT CHOCOLATE CHIP???
The guy with the shifty tattoos on porn hub and his troony videos
wut
i meant to say shitty
ew
You can kind of see she has some kind of covering on still. Never noticed that before.
it moved
Wow I can't believe they showed nipple on Seinfeld
WATCH HER NIPPLES, WATCH HER NIPPLES!!!
no pasties?
They didnt. She had little plastic sheets on her. EVERY cast member has said this in interviews and commentaries.
dammit
Holy based Kramer
WHAT HE DO?
He SMILES IN your face all the time he wanna take your place.
Times you missed getting laid
should have said but you'll need it for sex
JLD is one of the only women I've seen that I find hot as shit primarily because of her cute as frick smile. Holy. She's just really sweet and cute good lord.
even when he pulled it out?
>Be college freshman
>Girl you went to grade school with but haven't seen in years is drunk at the party
>Became a solid 8/10 with tig ole bitties
>"Oh my god anon isn't it crazy we're both here....can you show me your room?"
>Show her my room, she closes door and sits on futon
>I mumble something autistic and wonder my roommate is, I go out to find him
>Realize 5 years later this girl was trying to hook up with me
you missed the catch and must get into home base
Or something
I was in a bar once and an older lady was hitting on me for about 5 minutes and my loser brain just wasn't getting it. She finally had to grab my hand and say "lets get out of here" before my brain started putting the puzzle together. That was in Virginia Beach before COVID. I still wonder if she's out there today, picking up 20 year old idiots.
what color was her hair
Blonde.
What color is yours?
was she wrinkly
What bar? I have relatives in VB and I want to know if you got picked up by an autist-seeking cougar at a place I've drank at.
It was called Peabody's for a long time, but I haven't been there since the pandemic and a lot of places were shut down. I don't know if they even exist anymore. Anyway I dont think its known as cougar bar. I believe that was a rare occurrence. For the bar, not for her.
Based on how Robin (Robyn?) handled me I think she was proficient in picking up young guys.
I never went to Peabodys, but that was the big nightclub in town for a long time. I know people would try to go get in there with fake IDs and shit in high school.
Anyway congrats, sounds like she gave you a good time.
That's painful, anon. I would be screaming at myself forever for a frick up like that.
My only lost opportunity was a drugged up chick trying to frick me, but I felt uncomfortably by how fricked up she was that I just pushed her away, which I had to do like 5 times before she got a clue.
consider yourself lucky she would have accused you of rape later down the line because she was drunk
oh damn
http://www.matthewman.org/david/diary/87summer.htm
NICE GAME, PRETTY BOY
>I'M HIT!!!
BACK
AND TO THE LEFT
George was 31 year olds in Seinfeld.
>NOOOOOOO you don't understand! 31 is YOUNG!
SUPER YOUNG????
what's up, big guy? you just tripped over my wife.
she gave me a tall woman fetish
They’re running out of crawdad
and if there were no crawdad to be found. We ate sand.
YOU ATE WHAT
We ate sand.
You ate SAND?
Thats right.
why are you esl?
>George a frick up loser
>Fricks over 50 women in the span of 8 years
It worked
This got it moving for sure.
>the timeless art of seduction
I love the reaction of the mail employee that jerry explains it to
my wiener has never moved in a public setting since puberty
oh damn
How old are you? I'm 27 and I still have to be cautious whenever I'm in a setting with a lot of hot women such as the beach. Won't pop full boners but can get semi if I'm not careful
You hyperventilate like George here?
Maybe...in my defence the women where I live are hotter than what you see on Cinemaphile.
I must be high test
32.
Literally never happened to me. I have no problems getting hard but just out in public from seeing a girl? Nah
which is it
have you ever just considered the possibility that your a degenerate freak that wants to jerk off in public
You misspelled bases dear ESL.
You are welcome to try again in the future
>You misspelled bases
lmao, it's over. Your done.
I had to get an ultrasound on my balls and getting the slimy gel stuff slathered over my balls in a dark room was an incredibly awkward sort of pleasant tickling situation.
He isnt. He has anxiety and anger management problems. He's basically Larry David if Larry had a voice on TV.
try this with your zoomer gf they spaz out when they see you eating it like that
Explain
I'm 31, it doesn't move by itself anymore.