I'd be proud to be eskimo brothers with Big Harv. FREE HARVEY WEINSTEIN! >Here comes the story of the Harv-icane >The man the authorities came to blame >For something that he never done >Put him in a prison cell but one time he could-a made >more KINO for our world
i went to a clothing store and asked a female employee if a pair of dress pants fit well on me or not. she ended up asking for my number. i am such an autist i did not realize i was asking her to check me out. i just seriously wanted help. nothing came of this encounter, i spilled my spaghetti on the way out.
i did not reject her. i gave her my number. i assume she asked for it because she liked me. she wrote it down in a notebook, not into a company computer or whatever.
I think she was asking for your waist size, anon.
thanks, but my waist size is not 10 digits. also, she asked for my number after we were done talking about pants.
>Autists still don't realize that she was very pissed at him for asking her about her weight but knew that if she sperged out on him, she'd be on camera and it'd be an ordeal. Instead she calmed herself down with some playful banter.
Watch it in context. She was talking about how it took three people to get her in the catwoman outfit and went on to talk about the workouts she did in preparation. Then he asks how much weight she had to lose. The topic of weight triggered some theater kid flirting, like “my goodness, mister, you’ve got a mouth on you!”. Women do the fake offended thing all the time
I unfortunately got a glimpse at my father's soft penis one time where I went into his room while he was sleeping with his boxer's on, and it was larger than my erect penis.
4 is like minimum height to ride most rides. Most women don't give a shit. The ones that do are size queens and need a baseball bat to feel anything. Most women want between 4 and 6 inches. Any more and they get sore and don't end up enjoying it as much.
I'm 6'2 and I wouldn't trade an inch off my height for a million dollars and a ten inch dick. My younger brother is 5'9 and looks like a shorter version of myself. Same facial features, hair, build, etc. He constantly points out how easy mode life is for me comparatively and he's right. I can tell a girl that I'd like to take her into the bathroom and bend her over the sink and fuck her till she can't stand and she'll warm right up. He can politely say hello to the same woman and get pepper sprayed and arrested for rape.
Feel so bad for him. But for the grace of God, bros.
>nothing cripples a man's confidence in this world more than a small cock
Anon.. why would you do that ? Why would you ruin my day stating things I already know ?! I have an ok pretty boy face, but my 4.5 in makes me wanna kys and give me severe lack of confidence. I think women can guess it when I'm near them.
>nothing cripples a man's confidence in this world more than a small cock
Anon.. why would you do that ? Why would you ruin my day stating things I already know ?! I have an ok pretty boy face, but my 4.5 in makes me wanna kys and give me severe lack of confidence. I think women can guess it when I'm near them.
Caring about dick size is something we call "a mistake of youth." The fact of the matter is that by the time she finds out what you're packing, it's too late. You're getting yours. If she's not satisfied, who cares?
yeah, it's not like reading her body language and seeing her enthusiasm drain from her face post-reveal and the subsequent lack of passion isn't going to be hurtful of psychologically devastating in the least
I fucking hate all these empty fucking words and faux advice from normal-dicked guys trying to understand the woes and struggles of a short dick man. just shut the fuck up, okay? you don't know what it's like unless you have a small dick.
Because you're hinging your selfworth on a slut's opinion. You know it's stupid, we can tell you it's stupid, but you're still doing it. The correct reaction to seeing her enthusiasm drain should be indifference. If you're trying to have sex with this thot because you want to tip your fedora and provide m'lady with a great time, you deserve your tiny dick. If you're trying to fuck her because you want to have sex, then her feelings are immaterial. Quit being a beta bitch.
Literally not what I said. I said change your mindset. You're such a simp betabux failure that you're putting her needs, opinions and desires above your own. That's not a small dick problem, that's just you being a bitch. And the fix is just as simple as I already told you. You only care about your dick size because you care what a slut thinks. When your priority is just blowing your load and concern for what she thinks reaches zero, it doesn't matter if you have a microdick, it won't matter.
As other posters have said, it's so much worse being a manlet or hairlet than a dicklet. By the time they find your surprise, you're already getting sex. Getting to that point for them is a hundred times harder and they don't have the luxury of concerning themselves with how good the sex is for the girl because just getting sex in the first place is an issue.
1 month ago
Anonymous
a bald man with a normal dick can have a fulfilling sex life
a manlet with a normal dick can have a fulfilling sex life
a man with a small dick is guaranteed to be cheated on and won't have a fulfilling sex life
simple as, and you're a fool if you think otherwise.
1 month ago
Anonymous
Bald men and manlets are filtered out of the dating pool before ever having sex. The dicklet can fuck as many whores as he wants.
1 month ago
Anonymous
bald men and manlets with normal dicks have a harder time since the dating pool is smaller, but what propels them is the confidence of their normal cocks, thus ensuring a fulfilling sex life when they are successful.
the small dick man is always in constant fear of being exposed and has no foundation to build confidence upon. the times where he is lucky enough to be talking to a girl he's nervous because he's painfully aware of this ticking time bomb and often leads to self-sabotaging himself to prevent going to the next step just to avoid having to show his small penis. this is something normal dicked guys will never understand.
1 month ago
Anonymous
>manlets and baldies are confident
It must be hard both having a small dick AND being this fucking retarded.
1 month ago
Anonymous
I see manlets and bald men with girlfriends and families all the time. it's a total meme that manlets and bald men never get women. they have a harder time as I've already admitted, but I bet they all had normal or above average cocks.
all men with genetic faults have a hard time with women. but the small dick curse is unique among men, and it's ludicrous to compare a small dick to balding or being short. sorry that you find this blackpill so hard to swallow
1 month ago
Anonymous
I guarantee you see more small dicked men with wives and girlfriends than you see baldies, manlets or fatties. The only difference is that you don't know with the dicklets. You're trying to project you being a bitch on everyone and that your own pussified lack of confidence stems from something other than yourself. And it's just not the case.
1 month ago
Anonymous
>just stop having a small dick and be yourself bro!
like a fucking broken record over here. this is the last (you) you shall receive even though this won't be the last time (you) try to deceive
1 month ago
Anonymous
My advice was the exact opposite. Stop being yourself. You're a weak, beta, simp minded bitch. You're overly focused on what she wants and thinks and so self-cucked you don't care what you want. You blame it on your dick, but the fact is that you're bitchmade. You could have a colossal dick but you'd find some other part of yourself to blame for why you're such a loser. And the answer is that there is no magic answer. You either need to change being a bitch, or it's over for you. No one else can fix you, it's up to you to stop being a bitch.
how small is your dick? i feel so blessed. full head of hair, six feet, six inch dick, and foreskin. only thing is i'm getting a little fat but that doesn't even seem to bother women. i get more attention when i weighed nothing
4 is plenty, if women aren't fucking you it's not cuz ur dick size. You can do plenty with 4 inches. Learn to please a women. Or atleast how to talk to them.
I'm 6'2 and I wouldn't trade an inch off my height for a million dollars and a ten inch dick. My younger brother is 5'9 and looks like a shorter version of myself. Same facial features, hair, build, etc. He constantly points out how easy mode life is for me comparatively and he's right. I can tell a girl that I'd like to take her into the bathroom and bend her over the sink and fuck her till she can't stand and she'll warm right up. He can politely say hello to the same woman and get pepper sprayed and arrested for rape.
Feel so bad for him. But for the grace of God, bros.
This ain't real. If it is it's because your brother is probably creepy and has no charisma. Women can tell if your mad cuz ur short and avoid manlets but they like short kings. Don't be manlet be a short king instead.
>nothing cripples a man's confidence in this world more than a small cock
Anon.. why would you do that ? Why would you ruin my day stating things I already know ?! I have an ok pretty boy face, but my 4.5 in makes me wanna kys and give me severe lack of confidence. I think women can guess it when I'm near them.
4.5 is more than enough. Learn how to play with a clit and stop nutting in 10 seconds. If you aren't getting women it's because of your attitude or you think you are owed 10/10 girls for some reason.
I don't know. False rape lawsuit ?!!
Im thinking of jelqing and weight hanging.
This only happens if your a piece of shit
Or trying to fuck a serial psycho
yeah, it's not like reading her body language and seeing her enthusiasm drain from her face post-reveal and the subsequent lack of passion isn't going to be hurtful of psychologically devastating in the least
I fucking hate all these empty fucking words and faux advice from normal-dicked guys trying to understand the woes and struggles of a short dick man. just shut the fuck up, okay? you don't know what it's like unless you have a small dick.
4 isnt bad. 4 isnt even small. If anything women care more about girth than length. Why are you imagining some big scene when she pulls out your cock and examines it with a tape measure. Majority of the time she ain't even looking at your dick. You kiss her and get her on the bed, climb on top of her kissing and then undress her. She usually takes off your shirt (in my experience) then you throw off your pants and play with her clit a bit to warm her up and get her moist then you slide in while kissing her. She doesn't even look at your dick. This thread is so fucking full with virgins who thing you stand next to eachother in full light and strip down naked examining eachother. Nah, passionate sex is not that clinical. Just be passionate, aware of how you make her feel and don't be scared to ask her what she likes of if there's anything she'd like you to do (only do the shit you are comfortable doing, it's always okay to tell her "nah I'm good")
>be chad >get into media and interview hot actresses during press junkets >women swoon over you just for having genes
If this doesn't prove women are entirely vapid and surface level with any interaction with a male, nothing will.
swoon over you just for having genes
This is something that both men and women do with people they find physically attractive. I don't know why this should be surprising or outrageous to anyone.
Once I hit on my german teacher but I didn't think it through and when she responded in a playful way I completely sperged out and almost had a heart attack.
>dad still has full head of black hair at 62 >6'3", 6'4" with shoes on >7" cock on a bad day, seen it grow to as much as 7.5"
Only "disadvantage" is that I'm Asian but that's never really stopped me
>social credit score >vax status >political alignment >yearly income >ukraine or russia >israel or palestine >penis size >which streaming services you're subscribed to >apple or android
When I was a teen I was at the gym and saw a gym trainer calling a client a stupid bitch and retard to get her going. I think it made her wet instead. She had the cutest puppy dog eyes after every insult.
I'm almost 32 and I've never had sex, kissed a girl, been on a date or even asked a girl out, even to a school dance. I've never been forward with anything in my entire life.
I locked eyes with a cute weeb girl I liked, I can't explain it but it felt very personal, I can still remember it 7 years later. We kind of liked each other company a bit too much to the point we spent a lot of time at work together and we didn't even notice how fast time passed. It was weird, we both knew something was going on, even though I am massive autist, but I can tell when is just delusion, this wasn't it. I learned she had bf so I cut that shit out afterwards, and my contract ended soon after so I never saw her again.
>go to coffee drive thru >beautiful girl is giving me the eyes >we talk of halloween plans >she alludes to the fact that she is going to have to dumb down her costume for her work party >I ask her what she is going to be >she says an alien >we lock eyes and I say: "A sexy alien?" >she says yes, an alien with ass
If I fuck this up I will never forgive myself bros..
reminds me of a similar interaction >be at halloween party >most girls are half naked >one girl has a grey alien costume, revealing literally nothing but her face and hands >approach her and tell her I like that her costume isn't a sexy or slutty one, but that her face makes it cute anyway >"well I guess it's hard to make an alien sexy, who'd want to have sex with an alien?" >google picture of star wars female twi'lek and show it to her >she looks kind of disgusted, then walks away
never saw her again
Cinemaphile users are idiots confirmed. She was offended in that interview about the implication that she was fat and had to lose weight. She was not flattered, quite the opposite. So she trivialised him by calling him a little boy without manners politely.
Invited myself round to a girl's house to make her watch Rocky 4. I fucked her face and came all over her big titties. Had known her for 13 years with no sexual contact before then. Thanks, Rocky.
I once asked my dentist if she wanted to have casual sex and she replied, you can't just have ask people to have casual sex with you. So I said, I guess that means no?
I still go to that denist and at this point I'm not sure if I had dreamed this or if it actually happened.
When I was at work, a girl had a tag on the underwear she was wearing and she asked me to cut it off, said she had a nice crack and gave her a little slap on the bum.
How do I stop being ashamed of myself to actually be able to show interest in women?
It's almost as if I have to hide the fact that I'm a sexual being for whatever reason, as if my penis should only be used for pissing and nothing else. I'm incapable of flirting/showing sexual interest because it feels "out of character" like I'm not being myself. And it's not like I think girls don't enjoy being flirted with, I see other guys flirting with girls and girls even enjoying it.
But it just that it feels absolutely wrong and turbocringe to myself whenever I try it, nothing about it feels natural or right whatsoever. In fact it feels pretty much like the pic related meme. As if you can only be a lecherous pervert or an asexual monk, no in-between.
I'm aware of that. The thing is that a lot of men are not seen as sexual beings yet they are able to show sexual interest and "become" sexual beings in the eyes of women through their actions. I'm unable to do that, I'm just forever in the timid polite acquaintance category for some reason
There's always room for improvement, but sometimes you have to know your place. I did, and it took a lot of cope and lying to myself to get over it. I don't ruffle any feathers in that department, or have I tried to actively date. You could say that it was because of shitty situations and people, very low self esteem, but when society looks at you and says "no" sometimes it's better to listen. There are people out there who are worthy of having a partner and having love, I'm not. But, it's not hating myself, it's being reasonable and looking at myself and better men and understanding that I'll never be that better man. I didn't even have anything when I was younger, teen's, 20's anything. I just learned time and time again, it's not for me, and that sometimes I might get to talk to the nice woman and it's nothing more, and will never be more than that.
I don't mean lying to myself, I mean I was telling the truth to myself about everything. It was rough, and went through a really bad patch because of it. I just don't have "it", and whatever that is it spreads outside of the opposite sex into other parts of my life.
All this whining about dick size, height, hair/balding and shit is just pathetic. Are you a man? Then act like it. If the sum of you is defined by any of these things then you have a very skewed view of what makes a man. Focus on things you have control over and improve on those.
Sometimes people get dealt a shitty hand, some people have better luck than others. Some people can find love and friendship easy, some can't. That's just how life is, but it was hard having to accept who I am. That was really rough on me, just I don't know man I feel I don't need to be talking to women. I'm just not appealing socially, sexually, or romantically to women. Just let my betters have theirs, and pick up the scraps when I can, but usually it's nothing. There's nothing I can do any more, I tried to get where I needed to be where I could easily date and it just didn't work out man, and I had issues before that.
But I don't hate women for it, I hate myself and the "god" that put me on this fucking earth to have nothing but to suffer. Having fucking aspergers and a speech impediment doesn't help either. >Oh you're just exaggerating
The fucked up thing is that I'm not.
Spittin' facts: it's easy for the what is considered handsome to tell the what is considered ugly to improve themselves. Every human interaction is on another level. If the what is considered ugly succeed, it has been an infinitely more hard and intensive journey. Deal with it.
When I was younger I was 350lbs made 14k a year and lived in a tiny ass shitty apartment. I was fucking girls no problem. None of these girls new my dick size. None of them cared. Just don't be a fucking loser creep and you'll get girls. It's not fucking hard.
One time I told a girl I wanted to suck whipped cream from her butthole but she was grossed out.
Son, you can't just walk up to girls asking for that kind of thing. That's what strippers are for.
i think even a stripper would say no to me.
Based actually. Don’t know how old you are, but after 30, they’ll be turned on by the audacity
Her mouth is so fucking huge holy shit.
her mouth is perfect.
I love big mouths.
What is your best estimate for the gallons of cum this girl has drank down? I'll accept liters also for your preferred measure.
That's very forward of you, anon.
Kek she could swallow mice whole
hot
I wish she'd swallow my mice hole
Reminder she got HARVESTED
I'd be proud to be eskimo brothers with Big Harv. FREE HARVEY WEINSTEIN!
>Here comes the story of the Harv-icane
>The man the authorities came to blame
>For something that he never done
>Put him in a prison cell but one time he could-a made
>more KINO for our world
i miss that big fat israelite. he was the last great producer. i even had a dream recently that he was released from prison and gave me a movie deal.
is there evidence for this beside that one photo you guys keep posting
>she got HARVESTED
Is that why her mouth is so big?
Woman has a vegetable size for penis sizes that i forgotten but they usually refer to a vegetable when they are talking penises.
She's gonna need it to fit in my magnum dong
nice my gigantic cock might fit in it
>Her mouth is so fucking huge holy shit.
It's because of Harvey.
I matched with a woman with a kid on Tinder and made fun of him in my opener. She liked it and that freaked me out
Single mothers should be illegal
I love the confidence of a girl who knows she's a ten.
8 at most
9 looks 5.5 personality
Well there was the time when I, uh...
Well not then but there was another time when, uhhhh...
Well how about the time I, uh...
i went to a clothing store and asked a female employee if a pair of dress pants fit well on me or not. she ended up asking for my number. i am such an autist i did not realize i was asking her to check me out. i just seriously wanted help. nothing came of this encounter, i spilled my spaghetti on the way out.
This you?
i can't really parse what you are saying. you rejected her when she asked for your number? and why would she ask for your number?
i did not reject her. i gave her my number. i assume she asked for it because she liked me. she wrote it down in a notebook, not into a company computer or whatever.
thanks, but my waist size is not 10 digits. also, she asked for my number after we were done talking about pants.
yes thats me
I think she was asking for your waist size, anon.
It better be locked up!
Breton striped shirt supremacy
>Autists still don't realize that she was very pissed at him for asking her about her weight but knew that if she sperged out on him, she'd be on camera and it'd be an ordeal. Instead she calmed herself down with some playful banter.
I think you're the only autist who didn't realize that.
she was clearly legitimately offended, and decided to mock him. Cinemaphile spergs think she was flirting with him.
I thought that at first but then I watched it again a few years later and she was flirting
Watch it in context. She was talking about how it took three people to get her in the catwoman outfit and went on to talk about the workouts she did in preparation. Then he asks how much weight she had to lose. The topic of weight triggered some theater kid flirting, like “my goodness, mister, you’ve got a mouth on you!”. Women do the fake offended thing all the time
>theater kid flirting, like “my goodness, mister, you’ve got a mouth on you!”. Women do the fake offended thing all the time
Elaborate, please
becoming a hairlet completely wrecked my confidence
fin + min
why didn't you do it
Girls wearing stripes are kino.
the interview that destroyed Cinemaphile
I saw some girl with huge boobs at a bar once and went up and asked if I could touch them. She said yes.
fortune favors the bold
My friend with huge boobs asked every guy at a bar to touch them, I was absolutely ashamed for her and was like the only guy that didn't.
women have no self respect
love this ratty little israelite like you wouldn't believe
She's anglo.
not israeli. it's a rare mitzah of a catholic cutie. my favorite
kek
WHERE’S BERT
nepal girl a qt
You can just ask women in public if you can touch their boobs realistically like 30% will say yes
I would trade my full head of long hair and an inch off my height (6 even) for a normal sized penis (4 inch)
nothing cripples a man's confidence in this world more than a small cock
you're saying you're 4 inches? that's not even a microdick, imagine how those sad sacks feel
name 1 man in history with a 4 inch dick who was never cheated on
You probably inherited your father's dick size. Did your mom cheat on him?
That's the funny part, his dad had 10 in whopper too big for his mom. So she rode the dicklet neighbor with a 3 in.
you should be proud anon, you had a 1 in gain on your biological father despite T levels falling all over the world.
I unfortunately got a glimpse at my father's soft penis one time where I went into his room while he was sleeping with his boxer's on, and it was larger than my erect penis.
Napoleon, George Bush and George Bush Jr.
Napoleon was very famously cheated on by Josephine. He had mutiple hot mistresses of course, but still
>napoleon wasn't cheated on
read a book nagger
Me
4 is like minimum height to ride most rides. Most women don't give a shit. The ones that do are size queens and need a baseball bat to feel anything. Most women want between 4 and 6 inches. Any more and they get sore and don't end up enjoying it as much.
new dicklet cope unlocked
I'm 6'2 and I wouldn't trade an inch off my height for a million dollars and a ten inch dick. My younger brother is 5'9 and looks like a shorter version of myself. Same facial features, hair, build, etc. He constantly points out how easy mode life is for me comparatively and he's right. I can tell a girl that I'd like to take her into the bathroom and bend her over the sink and fuck her till she can't stand and she'll warm right up. He can politely say hello to the same woman and get pepper sprayed and arrested for rape.
Feel so bad for him. But for the grace of God, bros.
weak bait try to be more subtle next time
should've said your lil bro was 5'11
>nothing cripples a man's confidence in this world more than a small cock
Anon.. why would you do that ? Why would you ruin my day stating things I already know ?! I have an ok pretty boy face, but my 4.5 in makes me wanna kys and give me severe lack of confidence. I think women can guess it when I'm near them.
Caring about dick size is something we call "a mistake of youth." The fact of the matter is that by the time she finds out what you're packing, it's too late. You're getting yours. If she's not satisfied, who cares?
I don't know. False rape lawsuit ?!!
Im thinking of jelqing and weight hanging.
I don't know. False rape lawsuit ?!
I'm thinking of jelqing and weight hanging.
yeah, it's not like reading her body language and seeing her enthusiasm drain from her face post-reveal and the subsequent lack of passion isn't going to be hurtful of psychologically devastating in the least
I fucking hate all these empty fucking words and faux advice from normal-dicked guys trying to understand the woes and struggles of a short dick man. just shut the fuck up, okay? you don't know what it's like unless you have a small dick.
shut up you don't know true suffering until you've become a hairlet
Because you're hinging your selfworth on a slut's opinion. You know it's stupid, we can tell you it's stupid, but you're still doing it. The correct reaction to seeing her enthusiasm drain should be indifference. If you're trying to have sex with this thot because you want to tip your fedora and provide m'lady with a great time, you deserve your tiny dick. If you're trying to fuck her because you want to have sex, then her feelings are immaterial. Quit being a beta bitch.
>just stop having a small dick and be yourself bro!
yeah nah fuck off you cunt
Literally not what I said. I said change your mindset. You're such a simp betabux failure that you're putting her needs, opinions and desires above your own. That's not a small dick problem, that's just you being a bitch. And the fix is just as simple as I already told you. You only care about your dick size because you care what a slut thinks. When your priority is just blowing your load and concern for what she thinks reaches zero, it doesn't matter if you have a microdick, it won't matter.
As other posters have said, it's so much worse being a manlet or hairlet than a dicklet. By the time they find your surprise, you're already getting sex. Getting to that point for them is a hundred times harder and they don't have the luxury of concerning themselves with how good the sex is for the girl because just getting sex in the first place is an issue.
a bald man with a normal dick can have a fulfilling sex life
a manlet with a normal dick can have a fulfilling sex life
a man with a small dick is guaranteed to be cheated on and won't have a fulfilling sex life
simple as, and you're a fool if you think otherwise.
Bald men and manlets are filtered out of the dating pool before ever having sex. The dicklet can fuck as many whores as he wants.
bald men and manlets with normal dicks have a harder time since the dating pool is smaller, but what propels them is the confidence of their normal cocks, thus ensuring a fulfilling sex life when they are successful.
the small dick man is always in constant fear of being exposed and has no foundation to build confidence upon. the times where he is lucky enough to be talking to a girl he's nervous because he's painfully aware of this ticking time bomb and often leads to self-sabotaging himself to prevent going to the next step just to avoid having to show his small penis. this is something normal dicked guys will never understand.
>manlets and baldies are confident
It must be hard both having a small dick AND being this fucking retarded.
I see manlets and bald men with girlfriends and families all the time. it's a total meme that manlets and bald men never get women. they have a harder time as I've already admitted, but I bet they all had normal or above average cocks.
all men with genetic faults have a hard time with women. but the small dick curse is unique among men, and it's ludicrous to compare a small dick to balding or being short. sorry that you find this blackpill so hard to swallow
I guarantee you see more small dicked men with wives and girlfriends than you see baldies, manlets or fatties. The only difference is that you don't know with the dicklets. You're trying to project you being a bitch on everyone and that your own pussified lack of confidence stems from something other than yourself. And it's just not the case.
>just stop having a small dick and be yourself bro!
like a fucking broken record over here. this is the last (you) you shall receive even though this won't be the last time (you) try to deceive
My advice was the exact opposite. Stop being yourself. You're a weak, beta, simp minded bitch. You're overly focused on what she wants and thinks and so self-cucked you don't care what you want. You blame it on your dick, but the fact is that you're bitchmade. You could have a colossal dick but you'd find some other part of yourself to blame for why you're such a loser. And the answer is that there is no magic answer. You either need to change being a bitch, or it's over for you. No one else can fix you, it's up to you to stop being a bitch.
how small is your dick? i feel so blessed. full head of hair, six feet, six inch dick, and foreskin. only thing is i'm getting a little fat but that doesn't even seem to bother women. i get more attention when i weighed nothing
Learn to eat pussy and love it.
4 is plenty, if women aren't fucking you it's not cuz ur dick size. You can do plenty with 4 inches. Learn to please a women. Or atleast how to talk to them.
This ain't real. If it is it's because your brother is probably creepy and has no charisma. Women can tell if your mad cuz ur short and avoid manlets but they like short kings. Don't be manlet be a short king instead.
4.5 is more than enough. Learn how to play with a clit and stop nutting in 10 seconds. If you aren't getting women it's because of your attitude or you think you are owed 10/10 girls for some reason.
This only happens if your a piece of shit
Or trying to fuck a serial psycho
4 isnt bad. 4 isnt even small. If anything women care more about girth than length. Why are you imagining some big scene when she pulls out your cock and examines it with a tape measure. Majority of the time she ain't even looking at your dick. You kiss her and get her on the bed, climb on top of her kissing and then undress her. She usually takes off your shirt (in my experience) then you throw off your pants and play with her clit a bit to warm her up and get her moist then you slide in while kissing her. She doesn't even look at your dick. This thread is so fucking full with virgins who thing you stand next to eachother in full light and strip down naked examining eachother. Nah, passionate sex is not that clinical. Just be passionate, aware of how you make her feel and don't be scared to ask her what she likes of if there's anything she'd like you to do (only do the shit you are comfortable doing, it's always okay to tell her "nah I'm good")
Incel is a mind set. Just stop being one.
I have a 9 inch cock but i am incredibly
You okay anon?
CandleJ is cheating the system bros
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!!!!!!!!!!
Bros how many celebrities has he had a quicky with post interview.
>be chad
>get into media and interview hot actresses during press junkets
>women swoon over you just for having genes
If this doesn't prove women are entirely vapid and surface level with any interaction with a male, nothing will.
swoon over you just for having genes
This is something that both men and women do with people they find physically attractive. I don't know why this should be surprising or outrageous to anyone.
all the time actually
All the balds and manlets I knew from school are married.
i fingered a girl once when she was asleep
That was a literal sexual assault btw.
this was before metoo so its ok
I fingered my mom once while she was asleep
then that bitch got raped like a boss
I‘ve had several women ask me to fuck them while they are sleeping. What‘s up with that?
They want to garnish your prison wages
Once I hit on my german teacher but I didn't think it through and when she responded in a playful way I completely sperged out and almost had a heart attack.
I actually messaged a Hollywood actress that she had great assets. and she actually messaged back to me that she wished me a safe day!
it was a nice change of pace that someone actually responds to me when I send them a message
>dad still has full head of black hair at 62
>6'3", 6'4" with shoes on
>7" cock on a bad day, seen it grow to as much as 7.5"
Only "disadvantage" is that I'm Asian but that's never really stopped me
>seen it
On the second date asked a girl to marry me
please tell me you moved on
>try to be a forward young man
>they won't even let you try anymore
Is that feature still there or did they delete it? I know after the St Floyd riots a lot of apps deleted the ability to have racial preferences.
jesus christ, what other filters do women have available?
>social credit score
>vax status
>political alignment
>yearly income
>ukraine or russia
>israel or palestine
>penis size
>which streaming services you're subscribed to
>apple or android
This is obviously fake because the "give us money" button would never be at the bottom and in grey.
You would kill your entire family to be White for a day,homosexual
When I was a teen I was at the gym and saw a gym trainer calling a client a stupid bitch and retard to get her going. I think it made her wet instead. She had the cutest puppy dog eyes after every insult.
I'm almost 32 and I've never had sex, kissed a girl, been on a date or even asked a girl out, even to a school dance. I've never been forward with anything in my entire life.
I locked eyes with a cute weeb girl I liked, I can't explain it but it felt very personal, I can still remember it 7 years later. We kind of liked each other company a bit too much to the point we spent a lot of time at work together and we didn't even notice how fast time passed. It was weird, we both knew something was going on, even though I am massive autist, but I can tell when is just delusion, this wasn't it.
I learned she had bf so I cut that shit out afterwards, and my contract ended soon after so I never saw her again.
>go to coffee drive thru
>beautiful girl is giving me the eyes
>we talk of halloween plans
>she alludes to the fact that she is going to have to dumb down her costume for her work party
>I ask her what she is going to be
>she says an alien
>we lock eyes and I say: "A sexy alien?"
>she says yes, an alien with ass
If I fuck this up I will never forgive myself bros..
reminds me of a similar interaction
>be at halloween party
>most girls are half naked
>one girl has a grey alien costume, revealing literally nothing but her face and hands
>approach her and tell her I like that her costume isn't a sexy or slutty one, but that her face makes it cute anyway
>"well I guess it's hard to make an alien sexy, who'd want to have sex with an alien?"
>google picture of star wars female twi'lek and show it to her
>she looks kind of disgusted, then walks away
never saw her again
you were supposed to talk about the roswell crash anon you blew it
Cinemaphile users are idiots confirmed. She was offended in that interview about the implication that she was fat and had to lose weight. She was not flattered, quite the opposite. So she trivialised him by calling him a little boy without manners politely.
Invited myself round to a girl's house to make her watch Rocky 4. I fucked her face and came all over her big titties. Had known her for 13 years with no sexual contact before then. Thanks, Rocky.
Anne Hathaway isnt israeli.
I once asked my dentist if she wanted to have casual sex and she replied, you can't just have ask people to have casual sex with you. So I said, I guess that means no?
I still go to that denist and at this point I'm not sure if I had dreamed this or if it actually happened.
Probably a dream bruv.
When I was at work, a girl had a tag on the underwear she was wearing and she asked me to cut it off, said she had a nice crack and gave her a little slap on the bum.
Looking back I should have smashed.
How do I stop being ashamed of myself to actually be able to show interest in women?
It's almost as if I have to hide the fact that I'm a sexual being for whatever reason, as if my penis should only be used for pissing and nothing else. I'm incapable of flirting/showing sexual interest because it feels "out of character" like I'm not being myself. And it's not like I think girls don't enjoy being flirted with, I see other guys flirting with girls and girls even enjoying it.
But it just that it feels absolutely wrong and turbocringe to myself whenever I try it, nothing about it feels natural or right whatsoever. In fact it feels pretty much like the pic related meme. As if you can only be a lecherous pervert or an asexual monk, no in-between.
>It's almost as if I have to hide the fact that I'm a sexual being
most women dont even conceive you as a sexual being
I'm aware of that. The thing is that a lot of men are not seen as sexual beings yet they are able to show sexual interest and "become" sexual beings in the eyes of women through their actions. I'm unable to do that, I'm just forever in the timid polite acquaintance category for some reason
here's some dumb advice that might work:
just go to the gym bro
but if you're sub 5, it's over and you just have to find anything to cope with
I already go to the gym
I feel this way as well anon. The only time I was close to flirting I had to stop myself because it felt wrong.
There's always room for improvement, but sometimes you have to know your place. I did, and it took a lot of cope and lying to myself to get over it. I don't ruffle any feathers in that department, or have I tried to actively date. You could say that it was because of shitty situations and people, very low self esteem, but when society looks at you and says "no" sometimes it's better to listen. There are people out there who are worthy of having a partner and having love, I'm not. But, it's not hating myself, it's being reasonable and looking at myself and better men and understanding that I'll never be that better man. I didn't even have anything when I was younger, teen's, 20's anything. I just learned time and time again, it's not for me, and that sometimes I might get to talk to the nice woman and it's nothing more, and will never be more than that.
I don't mean lying to myself, I mean I was telling the truth to myself about everything. It was rough, and went through a really bad patch because of it. I just don't have "it", and whatever that is it spreads outside of the opposite sex into other parts of my life.
Anne Hathaway is a trashy slut.
All this whining about dick size, height, hair/balding and shit is just pathetic. Are you a man? Then act like it. If the sum of you is defined by any of these things then you have a very skewed view of what makes a man. Focus on things you have control over and improve on those.
Sometimes people get dealt a shitty hand, some people have better luck than others. Some people can find love and friendship easy, some can't. That's just how life is, but it was hard having to accept who I am. That was really rough on me, just I don't know man I feel I don't need to be talking to women. I'm just not appealing socially, sexually, or romantically to women. Just let my betters have theirs, and pick up the scraps when I can, but usually it's nothing. There's nothing I can do any more, I tried to get where I needed to be where I could easily date and it just didn't work out man, and I had issues before that.
They're not ((your betters)). Christ, have some self respect.
But I don't hate women for it, I hate myself and the "god" that put me on this fucking earth to have nothing but to suffer. Having fucking aspergers and a speech impediment doesn't help either.
>Oh you're just exaggerating
The fucked up thing is that I'm not.
literal and unironic slave mentality, I'm a 26 year old KHV and I hope I never end up thinking like this
Spittin' facts: it's easy for the what is considered handsome to tell the what is considered ugly to improve themselves. Every human interaction is on another level. If the what is considered ugly succeed, it has been an infinitely more hard and intensive journey. Deal with it.
When I was younger I was 350lbs made 14k a year and lived in a tiny ass shitty apartment. I was fucking girls no problem. None of these girls new my dick size. None of them cared. Just don't be a fucking loser creep and you'll get girls. It's not fucking hard.
what a dogshit thread. almost no images of anne, just a bunch of losers blogging about their insecurities