Only real difference is the nose. I had no idea they looked this much alike. For me, it’s the entire cast of “The Department of Ungentlemanly Warfare.” And
Based cartel madame feeding the boys with what they really want. I wish I had a boss who gave me a high end escort for morale whenever I stayed back at work.
The actual physical match feature wise is not bad but obviously Saoirse is a lot prettier than the historical Mary
Royal families before modernity always look like shit with how much interbreeding went on.
Says the fact that painters were supposed to make nobles look better than they really did and even with that kind of bias the Hapsburgs were still depicted as freaks. Imagine how much worse they actually looked.
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Were they or was just one guy who always gets posted?
Says the fact that painters were supposed to make nobles look better than they really did and even with that kind of bias the Hapsburgs were still depicted as freaks. Imagine how much worse they actually looked.
you can look up actual Habsburg descendants and they all look like Chads. So are Napoleon's descendants.
If you were going to make the comparison you could have at least found a 3/4th or profile photo of Lawrence. Head on is his most flattering angle and minimizes how comically large his chin and jaw are.
>Is Lawrence supposed to be unlikeable in the film?
No, he's supposed to come across as a human. And this is supposed to contrast starkly with his second hand portrayal from people who never knew him commenting on his life at his funeral.
The scene with the captured Turkish train made him seem like a nutjob. First he's prancing around on top of the train like some gay messiah, revelling in the cheers from the Arabs, and then he gets shot by a Turkish guard who lies hidden in the wreckage, sending Lawrence reeling to to the ground. When back on his feet, Lawrence sees the guard taking aim at him again and he does nothing, he just stands and waits for the shot to come, suggesting either that has a death wish or that he's come to believe in his own self-mythology and trusts destiny to protect him from petty things like bullets.
I came away with the impression that it was highly irresponsible of the British command to keep sending this raving narcissist into a delicate political situation. They knew what he was like.
>I came away with the impression that it was highly irresponsible of the British command to keep sending this raving narcissist into a delicate political situation.
It's been a long time since I last watched the movie but I'm fairly sure the characterization was they sent him out there fully expecting nothing to come of it at best and him to end up disappearing and his body never being found at worst. He wasn't particularly liked among his peers and superiors before his story began properly. Lawrence managing to light the fuse of that powderkeg was not intended, nor was the full blown messy ignition. That was the impression I got anyway.
Ottomans thought themselves as superior white muslims who were destined to rule the east but without the innovation and industry of white men. Literally kept the Arab world from advancing. One of the most scientifically bankrupt caliphate of the last 1000 years. The middle east would be better if they didn't rule and the Abbasids came back.
turks could mimic the Byzantines then west a bit so they did do some things
they didnt hold arabs back in any way, arabs have never DONE anything except preside over a giant empire where leftover minorities still did some shit before they were fully wiped out
But there has been 70 years of independence
where 600 mil of them haven't done or created a single thing of note
Turks have historically been the most militant race in the islamic world, after the initial Arab conquests. They were the ones who conquered Byzantium, Balkans and India and drove the crusaders out from the levant.
>Conquered the most inhospitable land on earth with people who are notoriously hesitant to alliances with anyone let alone a White dude >Decide that was too easy and leave >I know what I'll do next, a real challenge, an RAF mechanic
Probably the most peculiar man in History. He had the Rite of Alexander in his blood, he could've taken Istanbul if he wanted to, instead he decided to enjoy sperging on airplane parts. He lies somewhere off the standard continuum of based and insane.
They probably tried to keep him contained and out of the way so he didn't go off stirring up a new Caliphate in the region the British were trying to pacify.
Apparantly they went crazy for that shit. Like laurence was captured and the local leader was like "gimmy your pud pud" and laurance turned him down so the guy had him put in a stockade and his guards went to town on his brown.
although it is disputed so maybe its just more homoerotic delusions. I liked to think he got turnt out though.
The beginning of the "hate speech laws" now being forced upon Westerners.
This movie Denial isn't spoken of much anymore though. I think concerns were privately had that it would backfire later. It's too conniving a movie on every level and the casting is a pill
>The movie had a brief controversy because some viewers correctly interpreted O'Toole's depiction as that of an overexcited drama queen
thats literally a key theme of the movie tho
>hoo I dedicate this work to my sweet Salim, a singular rose that sprouted from the scorched desert sands, to perfume my coarse bedroll and ease my slumber each night. Not gay by the way.
>The movie implies he was a pedo as well
No it doesn't. His relationship with the two servants is clearly depicted as a father/son thing. Did you even watch the movie you creep?
They got Meryl Streep to play Thatcher. That made me laugh. Thatcher was the embodiment of all the negative physical stereotypes that foreigners have about the Brits. She looked like an offensive cartoon an American would draw. Streep, even an old Streep, is a ludicrous flattery.
mozart in amadeus comes to mind
tom hulce isn't exactly handsome, but he's still too pretty. mozart was universally described as an ugly manlet by every person who's met him
>check imdpleb >see nudity tags
How in the frick is this fair or right or accepted?
On second thought, I might wait until webms are done.
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She's half naked for half the film apparently.
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Anonymous
Yeah but why must I be subjected to wieners and man ass? Where is the reciprocation by the actresses?
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The nudity is 90% her.
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Anonymous
Stop dodging the question like a israelite. There is ZERO thematic reason for a penis or man's ass to appear in a movie, especially if vegana and woman ass don't appear as well.
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Hmm yes I wonder how a man's ass could possible appear in a shot with the missionary position.
Mob movies are notoriously bad about this. It's always a riot going and looking up what the real mobsters looked like during the events portrayed in these movies. Inevitably they're the sweatiest ugliest big nosed buck toothed 5'6 300lb slobs you can imagine.
They do it al the . They do it for the aesthetic to sell. Mobsters of powerful position especially. This is the real Paul Vario. Dude looks disgusting.
The actual physical match feature wise is not bad but obviously Saoirse is a lot prettier than the historical Mary
Remember that most portraits were falsified and made the mode look better ACCORDING TO THE BEAUTY STANDARDS OF THE TIME. Compare any of Chopin's portraits with his one surviving photograph.
Lawrence looks like an actual man, young O'Toole like a twink homosexual both are handsome
Jude Law is very attractive, his hair is distracting you.
>mostly poor likenesses >mostly ugly in a different way
This is a shit comedy flick with a very bizarre mix of Soviet-era jokes and British humours that IMO just doesn't fit. British humour doesn't have the cynic twist to work.
T.E. Lawrence liked to be tied up, choked, beaten, and ass fricked by filthy stinky arab men. One can presume a lot of crust was involved due to the time period and lack of sanitation in the area. Absolutely disgusting.
Arab rules around cleanliness are pretty stricts, and he did not engage in sex, only whipping. He had young Arab boys sxourge him in lieu of a sex life
I'm 40. I remember people singing along with his hits, and I might have done it myself once or twice. Never heard anyone praise him for his looks before now.
>Timothy Ballard is the founder and former CEO of Operation Underground Railroad, an anti-sex trafficking organization. Ballard was removed as CEO and forced to leave O.U.R. in 2023 amid accusations of sexual misconduct by multiple employees.
every fricking time lol
None of them really look sufficiently slavic, and all the actors are a little underweight compared to the actual people, but it's nowhere near as bad as a lot of Hollywood castings. All the more so when you think that he needed a bunch of comedians capable of improvising heavily, harder to cast than actors just reading a script.
Tbf that pic of Beria looks to be from his younger days, he was a bit closer to Beale's portrayal by '53
Beria is probably the closest of them all, Stalin felt the least convincing to me.
Bro, they look like the same people but the left one looks like someone after years of stress, aging and weathered in a shitty dessert country and the right is an overly pampered actor. Probably one of the best 1 on 1 actor to real life
>This guy was so attractive all those desert princes actually fricked him
Let me tell you that was a big surprise finding out they left that out of the movie.
Cool bro
That must be why their culture had so many Hellenic hallmarks
What language did he speak
Who was his tutor
What portion of his army was Greek
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If you're talking about Alexander >he spoke Macedonian and was later taught to speak Greek, they are not the same language >his military tutor was Greek, that doesn't make him Greek >most of his army during his expedition were not Greek, they were Macedonian in the early stages then Persian in the later stages
Greeks literally considered him a foreigner. Go read a history book, dumbfrick.
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>completely missed who I was talking about
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aristotle
A little like the Celtic/Iberian distinction I think
Just tooting your own horn after getting munched in the Renaissance tv thread
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Anonymous
>completely missed who I was talking about
Woah, it's almost like you didn't even say who you were trying to talk about. You just said "he" without saying anything else while trying to talk about Macedon. Congratulations, you fricking dumbass.
Also >wikipedia
lmao
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Politics_(Aristotle) >Aristotle was Macedonian. He attended Plato's Academy in Athens for about twenty years. He returned to Macedonia for a while, in part to tutor a young Alexander the Great, and then went back to Athens to found his own school, the Lycaeum. Though he spent most of his life and career in Athens, he was never an Athenian citizen, but more of a resident alien, with few political rights (he could not own property, for instance). Indeed, throughout his life, he was never a fully-fledged citizen of any Greek polis.
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Aristotle was not born in Macedonia, but Greece.
This dumbass didn't even know that Alexander had multiple tutors, and he's trying to call anyone else a fricking idiot. Lmao.
Muh dik.
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Anonymous
Aristotle was born in a area of what is considered modern day Greece, not ancient Greece. Back in antiquity he was born in Macedon, specifically Stageira, which was a completely separate region and was not considered any geopolitical part of Greece. Greeks considered Macedonians to be barbarians.
Go read a book and stop looking at Wikipedia, it's making you look like an idiot.
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My huge balls are making me look like an idiot
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This dumbass didn't even know that Alexander had multiple tutors, and he's trying to call anyone else a fricking idiot. Lmao.
Back during her time period Greece was controlled by Macedon and then later on Rome, so following this logic she still wouldn't have been Greek at the time if your argument is about nationality. And her family line didn't come from Greece either.
>made up holyisraelite fantasy wetdream tales >it was le real, ok?
Get a grip, mate. The Nazis are portrayed as so comically evil I wonder how people still fall for that nonsense.
John Goodman deserved that role not Tom.
everything else in that movie was made up
Cruise could have pulled it off with the right artistic vision behind the film.
If only he had used his Tropic Thunder stipulations
1. fat hands
2. he dances
What about the wife
Hell even the Barry Seal from Narcos was pretty decent looking.
Only real difference is the nose. I had no idea they looked this much alike. For me, it’s the entire cast of “The Department of Ungentlemanly Warfare.” And
the guy who orchestrated the hit had a parole hearing last year
They look real similar to be fair
Face blind autists
you
eh they're not twins but honestly there are far worse examples
Nearly every single character in all the Narcos seasons
honestly this is closer than most biopics. see: all the president's men
>tfw latinas 29
>tfw latinas the moment they hit 30
What the frick do you think "tfw" means?
the frick what
Sofia Vergara is in her 50s though.
They're both fairly handsome, wasn't aware it was an accurate casting.
Now this is ridiculous
robert zdar lookin ass b***h lmao
and didnt she allegedly use sex to coerce her gang men to doing hits for her? ugh
Based cartel madame feeding the boys with what they really want. I wish I had a boss who gave me a high end escort for morale whenever I stayed back at work.
Royal families before modernity always look like shit with how much interbreeding went on.
>Royal families before modernity always look like shit with how much interbreeding went on.
Dumb myth
inb4 the same old Hapsburg portrait yet again
IRL Hapsburgs looked like this
Says who?
Says the fact that painters were supposed to make nobles look better than they really did and even with that kind of bias the Hapsburgs were still depicted as freaks. Imagine how much worse they actually looked.
Were they or was just one guy who always gets posted?
you can look up actual Habsburg descendants and they all look like Chads. So are Napoleon's descendants.
There is some regression in consanguinous royal marriages, but the idea that all aristocrats are inbred is very silly.
her face squares the circle
Fricking hell.
So you find him attractive, OP? You must have really enjoyed that gay bondage scene with the Turks.
Nothing wrong with admiring another man's looks. Are men gay for admiring Michaelango's David?
>Is it gay to enjoy this gay man's sculpture of a naked man?
Maybe it is.
This. I admire many men's features, from Chris Pratt to Cilian Murphy. They're lovely men.
haha queer
im sorry that you got molested as a child
Stop projecting
its not your fault anon
I don’t get the hype for this gay ass movie artificial as frick
then frick off back to plebbit with the other basedboys
> joker wants a black girlfriend
> not Reddit
Ok homosexual
Yeah, Da Vinci was gay..
Rachel Weisz as Deborah Lipstadt
If you were going to make the comparison you could have at least found a 3/4th or profile photo of Lawrence. Head on is his most flattering angle and minimizes how comically large his chin and jaw are.
The left isn't ugly you utter cringe case.
Keep coping uggo
he kind of is
Yes but they both shared the more important trait of latent closeted homosexuality like most angloid men
>Richard Harris
>angloid
It's Peter O'Toole.
Any nazi who ever existed
This. Master race my ass.
My grandmother was rather attractive.
That's not what Irma Grese looked like
that's women though, men are superior to women so it's the men that are the truly attractive ones cracker
Now show the "chosen" people
Is Lawrence supposed to be unlikeable in the film? He comes across as an unstable thrill seeker most of the time.
>Is Lawrence supposed to be unlikeable in the film?
No, he's supposed to come across as a human. And this is supposed to contrast starkly with his second hand portrayal from people who never knew him commenting on his life at his funeral.
The scene with the captured Turkish train made him seem like a nutjob. First he's prancing around on top of the train like some gay messiah, revelling in the cheers from the Arabs, and then he gets shot by a Turkish guard who lies hidden in the wreckage, sending Lawrence reeling to to the ground. When back on his feet, Lawrence sees the guard taking aim at him again and he does nothing, he just stands and waits for the shot to come, suggesting either that has a death wish or that he's come to believe in his own self-mythology and trusts destiny to protect him from petty things like bullets.
I came away with the impression that it was highly irresponsible of the British command to keep sending this raving narcissist into a delicate political situation. They knew what he was like.
>I came away with the impression that it was highly irresponsible of the British command to keep sending this raving narcissist into a delicate political situation.
It's been a long time since I last watched the movie but I'm fairly sure the characterization was they sent him out there fully expecting nothing to come of it at best and him to end up disappearing and his body never being found at worst. He wasn't particularly liked among his peers and superiors before his story began properly. Lawrence managing to light the fuse of that powderkeg was not intended, nor was the full blown messy ignition. That was the impression I got anyway.
The real Ginger was nowhere near hot enough to justify putting up with that shit. Frick, even prime Sharon Stone isn't.
orange
It's not how they look anon, it's what they do in the bed.
You know she looks pretty hot here in a trashy way
you know she fricks ugly japanese men
This dude literary told arabs to fight for him, and they did.
Shows how bad Ottoman Turk rule must have been
I can at least think of one good Turk.
no one liked ottoman rule not even other mudslimes
They were prolific slavers that castrated and raped.
Ottomans thought themselves as superior white muslims who were destined to rule the east but without the innovation and industry of white men. Literally kept the Arab world from advancing. One of the most scientifically bankrupt caliphate of the last 1000 years. The middle east would be better if they didn't rule and the Abbasids came back.
turks could mimic the Byzantines then west a bit so they did do some things
they didnt hold arabs back in any way, arabs have never DONE anything except preside over a giant empire where leftover minorities still did some shit before they were fully wiped out
But there has been 70 years of independence
where 600 mil of them haven't done or created a single thing of note
You're using Arab numerals in your post.
you're using roman alpabet
you're using the internet: American
Australians invented wifi
Mughals then
Muh dik
literally jeet
everything the arabs claim credit for is moving something from one place to another
Turks have historically been the most militant race in the islamic world, after the initial Arab conquests. They were the ones who conquered Byzantium, Balkans and India and drove the crusaders out from the levant.
Yeah and God is punishing them for it to this day
Earthquakes are just allah's way of saying he loves them.
Everyone fricking hated the Ottomans.
They couldn't even decide on a national religion and began hating themselves.
Single handedly responsible for the unholy creation that are the balkans
Lisan al Gaib….
Correct.
>Conquered the most inhospitable land on earth with people who are notoriously hesitant to alliances with anyone let alone a White dude
>Decide that was too easy and leave
>I know what I'll do next, a real challenge, an RAF mechanic
Probably the most peculiar man in History. He had the Rite of Alexander in his blood, he could've taken Istanbul if he wanted to, instead he decided to enjoy sperging on airplane parts. He lies somewhere off the standard continuum of based and insane.
He was a based autist. He was assassinated because he was about to join Mosley's campaign.
They probably tried to keep him contained and out of the way so he didn't go off stirring up a new Caliphate in the region the British were trying to pacify.
the dark secret history is that he used his bussy to "convince" muslim warlords to give him warriors. He is mostly Griffith. But who is Guts?
Why would warlords do disgusting haram shit with a pasty Angloid when they probably had near unlimited access to young Arab girls or boys?
Apparantly they went crazy for that shit. Like laurence was captured and the local leader was like "gimmy your pud pud" and laurance turned him down so the guy had him put in a stockade and his guards went to town on his brown.
although it is disputed so maybe its just more homoerotic delusions. I liked to think he got turnt out though.
>But who is Guts?
Omar Sharif?
>"Don't watch, Omar"
Anons, this dude is far from ugly. In fact, he looks above average.
Despite all his acheivements the only thing his Mother wanted recorded on his gravestone was that he was a Fellow of All Souls College.
His mother must not have thought much of him
Its one of the highest acheivements possible
This dude is a fricking stud, the historical Lawrence was into BDSM shit and fricked around with all the Turk boys.
To this day the arabs believe the spirit of Lawrance rides the winds of the desert
In this country, a man who gives victory in battle is prized above all else.
>man who became famous for looking cool in photos
>ugly
Shit bait
Meanwhile, they made David Irving look like a fricking dope.
The beginning of the "hate speech laws" now being forced upon Westerners.
This movie Denial isn't spoken of much anymore though. I think concerns were privately had that it would backfire later. It's too conniving a movie on every level and the casting is a pill
>they made David Irving look like a fricking dope
It wasn't hard.
Kys israelite, Irving is an extremely well spoken man.
oy vey one of the goyim was smart enough to peice it all together
I only recently found out that IRL he was a raging homosexual and probably made up or exaggerated most of his exploits.
His autobiography is basically gay ww1 fanfiction. Crazy stuff
This. See
The movie implies he was a pedo as well
>The movie had a brief controversy because some viewers correctly interpreted O'Toole's depiction as that of an overexcited drama queen
thats literally a key theme of the movie tho
The dedication of his book is to a bugger boy who died during the war
>hoo I dedicate this work to my sweet Salim, a singular rose that sprouted from the scorched desert sands, to perfume my coarse bedroll and ease my slumber each night. Not gay by the way.
The actual dedication is actually somehow more gay than what you wrote.
Wow.
>The movie implies he was a pedo as well
No it doesn't. His relationship with the two servants is clearly depicted as a father/son thing. Did you even watch the movie you creep?
Eric Stoltz
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0089560/
Looks like Kramer (Michael Richards)
Eddie the eagle
And Ken Miles. Good thread OP
And frida kahlo
Forgot pic.
Wtf s(he?) looks like a man!
little monkey fella
Snoy Monkey
They got Meryl Streep to play Thatcher. That made me laugh. Thatcher was the embodiment of all the negative physical stereotypes that foreigners have about the Brits. She looked like an offensive cartoon an American would draw. Streep, even an old Streep, is a ludicrous flattery.
mozart in amadeus comes to mind
tom hulce isn't exactly handsome, but he's still too pretty. mozart was universally described as an ugly manlet by every person who's met him
Susan "Sadie" Atkins from the Manson family, played by Mikey Madison in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood
Sadie wasn't ugly
Nevertheless an upgrade
I can't wait to see her tiddies in Anora
When does it come out? God help me I might pay to watch it, waiting for webms just won't do!
October
>check imdpleb
>see nudity tags
How in the frick is this fair or right or accepted?
On second thought, I might wait until webms are done.
She's half naked for half the film apparently.
Yeah but why must I be subjected to wieners and man ass? Where is the reciprocation by the actresses?
The nudity is 90% her.
Stop dodging the question like a israelite. There is ZERO thematic reason for a penis or man's ass to appear in a movie, especially if vegana and woman ass don't appear as well.
Hmm yes I wonder how a man's ass could possible appear in a shot with the missionary position.
I want to have sex with this woman.
>zoom "women"
>upgrade
>better looking person
>better
yes
zooms don't look better, a lot of them look like overgrown children turned adults with too much makeup
>unable to react to things in front of him
>has to default to categorical gibberish
She doesn't look better
also
>categorical gibberish
Yes she does.
Everything in category A is bad, everything in category B is good, that is categorical gibberish
>I can fix her
Not ugly but very average.
In 2024, not being obese makes you above average
she could have been in an early 70s classic rock band ripping off led zeppelin
The actual physical match feature wise is not bad but obviously Saoirse is a lot prettier than the historical Mary
I dont get how shes supposed to be "queen of Scotts". Im from scottland and nobody I know voted for her
Ironically she would have spoken French, but she's given a Scottish accent in the film.
underrated joke
>brown eyes
Hollywood did her a favor
Pretty much everyone in this movie.
Mob movies are notoriously bad about this. It's always a riot going and looking up what the real mobsters looked like during the events portrayed in these movies. Inevitably they're the sweatiest ugliest big nosed buck toothed 5'6 300lb slobs you can imagine.
They do it al the . They do it for the aesthetic to sell. Mobsters of powerful position especially. This is the real Paul Vario. Dude looks disgusting.
He looks israeli
same company, different department.
Physiognomy is unironically real
it absolutely is and can decide the fate of nations.
only ugly people think so
Wasn't the guy Joe Pesci played really a 6'4 chad?
And in his 20s
I think peter o'toole was too pretty, Lawrence has this intensity that o'toole could never quite capture. an Amazing film nonetheless.
Marie Antoinette
neither looks bad
The actress playing her is pretty obviously better looking than the actual portrait though
Remember that most portraits were falsified and made the mode look better ACCORDING TO THE BEAUTY STANDARDS OF THE TIME. Compare any of Chopin's portraits with his one surviving photograph.
While I don't consider Jude Law attractive, he's certainly not as ugly looking as the Russian sniper he portrays.
The most russian looking guy in history.
who is Yul Brynner, Alex
Lawrence looks like an actual man, young O'Toole like a twink homosexual both are handsome
Jude Law is very attractive, his hair is distracting you.
This is a shit comedy flick with a very bizarre mix of Soviet-era jokes and British humours that IMO just doesn't fit. British humour doesn't have the cynic twist to work.
Jude Law has one of the most aesthetically perfect faces I’ve ever seen. No homo.
T.E. Lawrence liked to be tied up, choked, beaten, and ass fricked by filthy stinky arab men. One can presume a lot of crust was involved due to the time period and lack of sanitation in the area. Absolutely disgusting.
>tfw in 1920 could hire your army buddies to cane your ass and balls till you jizz and nobody thought it was weird
>due to the time period
He was from the 1920s, not 600 BC, anon.
Arab rules around cleanliness are pretty stricts, and he did not engage in sex, only whipping. He had young Arab boys sxourge him in lieu of a sex life
Yeesh …
Ed and Lorraine Warren in real life, played by Patrick Wilson and Vera Farmiga in The Conjuring films.
Backwards example, more average looking Max Minghella played Divya Narendra in The Social Network.
The real Lawrence has a far more patrician look than the swarthy commoner who played him
Whatever helps you cope
What would the David Bowie version of this been like?
Are there more examples like pic related where the real life figure is more attractive?
That's a tough cast no matter what.
Anne Boleyn (2021)
Anything that Steve Buscemi has played. Really like him in almost everything but god damn he ugly at times.
b-but he was LE INCEL, ok
His fake teeth were absolutely awful
my thought as well, Freddie Mercury is too attractive
I had no idea that gays saw Freddy as a sexy man. He always looked goofy to me.
Straight women find Freddie the most attractive. But in the way one might a posable doll
pretty sure women do find him attractive
are you zoomer or something? he was a sex symbol back in the day
I'm 40. I remember people singing along with his hits, and I might have done it myself once or twice. Never heard anyone praise him for his looks before now.
He has powerful features, and was highly charismatic, that's enough. The big jaw and cheekbones made him come off as manly despite his being a fruit.
Trying to find a horse faced gay persian male actor nowadays must be very hard.
Pretty much the entire cast of the Gucci movie.
Every piece of media about Cleopatra
Though young Tim Ballard didn’t look half bad.
Ahahahaha this guy. This guy is a joke, my friend. He has a really bad reputation in investigator circles, and his movie was mostly made up
>Timothy Ballard is the founder and former CEO of Operation Underground Railroad, an anti-sex trafficking organization. Ballard was removed as CEO and forced to leave O.U.R. in 2023 amid accusations of sexual misconduct by multiple employees.
every fricking time lol
Since Christians bother you so much, see Boys who fly kites. It’s the Muslims version of Sound of Freedom.
>mostly poor likenesses
>mostly ugly in a different way
Tbf that pic of Beria looks to be from his younger days, he was a bit closer to Beale's portrayal by '53
None of them really look sufficiently slavic, and all the actors are a little underweight compared to the actual people, but it's nowhere near as bad as a lot of Hollywood castings. All the more so when you think that he needed a bunch of comedians capable of improvising heavily, harder to cast than actors just reading a script.
Beria is probably the closest of them all, Stalin felt the least convincing to me.
>slavic
They were all fricking israelites anyway
are right peper rook same
Would cut off a finger for Debicki Alice Weidel.
DiCarprio goywashing Bernie Madeoff
Bro, they look like the same people but the left one looks like someone after years of stress, aging and weathered in a shitty dessert country and the right is an overly pampered actor. Probably one of the best 1 on 1 actor to real life
>This guy was so attractive all those desert princes actually fricked him
Let me tell you that was a big surprise finding out they left that out of the movie.
Laurence was a normal man.
all of them
Sometimes the opposite happens
No one in this world is more beautiful on the outside and within than Tommy Wiseau, I truly believe that
Lawrence of Arabia was real?
B8
Is he actually very nixe? It would please me so much to know he was a kind man.
She had charm and a big round Greek bum
She wasn't Greek. She was Macedonian.
Macedonia is part of Greece, numbnuts.
It is now, it wasn't back 2000+ years ago you moron. Not even Macedonians considered themselves Greeks.
Cool bro
That must be why their culture had so many Hellenic hallmarks
What language did he speak
Who was his tutor
What portion of his army was Greek
If you're talking about Alexander
>he spoke Macedonian and was later taught to speak Greek, they are not the same language
>his military tutor was Greek, that doesn't make him Greek
>most of his army during his expedition were not Greek, they were Macedonian in the early stages then Persian in the later stages
Greeks literally considered him a foreigner. Go read a history book, dumbfrick.
>completely missed who I was talking about
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aristotle
A little like the Celtic/Iberian distinction I think
Just tooting your own horn after getting munched in the Renaissance tv thread
>completely missed who I was talking about
Woah, it's almost like you didn't even say who you were trying to talk about. You just said "he" without saying anything else while trying to talk about Macedon. Congratulations, you fricking dumbass.
Also
>wikipedia
lmao
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Politics_(Aristotle)
>Aristotle was Macedonian. He attended Plato's Academy in Athens for about twenty years. He returned to Macedonia for a while, in part to tutor a young Alexander the Great, and then went back to Athens to found his own school, the Lycaeum. Though he spent most of his life and career in Athens, he was never an Athenian citizen, but more of a resident alien, with few political rights (he could not own property, for instance). Indeed, throughout his life, he was never a fully-fledged citizen of any Greek polis.
Aristotle was not born in Macedonia, but Greece.
Muh dik.
Aristotle was born in a area of what is considered modern day Greece, not ancient Greece. Back in antiquity he was born in Macedon, specifically Stageira, which was a completely separate region and was not considered any geopolitical part of Greece. Greeks considered Macedonians to be barbarians.
Go read a book and stop looking at Wikipedia, it's making you look like an idiot.
My huge balls are making me look like an idiot
This dumbass didn't even know that Alexander had multiple tutors, and he's trying to call anyone else a fricking idiot. Lmao.
Back during her time period Greece was controlled by Macedon and then later on Rome, so following this logic she still wouldn't have been Greek at the time if your argument is about nationality. And her family line didn't come from Greece either.
Tommy is an actual angel.
>ITT ugly real life figures played by attractive actors
That's pretty much any interesting historical figure. Being ugly makes you work harder.
Any movie with Cleopatra turning her into some extremely attractive slim faced goddess when she was kind of ugly and had a hooked nose.
She had an aquiline nose, not a hooked nose.
also portrayed by nicole kidman
Granted it's not Joan Clarke's best picture, but still
holy shit
>ugly man
>posts at least 6.5/10 man with the wise manly look elevating him to 8/10 at the very least
Reminder that this really happened
Proofs?
>made up holyisraelite fantasy wetdream tales
>it was le real, ok?
Get a grip, mate. The Nazis are portrayed as so comically evil I wonder how people still fall for that nonsense.