i wish i had this power in real. i would love to kidnap people i dont like, and drop them from around 4,000 feet above the white house lawn.
imaging doing this to every fricking senator, judicial judge, woke writers, katheel kenedy, putin, xi, troons, rappers, onions face youtubers, that butthole you cut you off in traffic. just imagine that pile, and mouth gaping from everyone when there is a 100ft tall pile to dead bodies
>I would use the power to drop bananas on hungry children in Africa. wtf is wrong with you?
This isn't worth the meme value. Even Japan has publicly said that giving aid to Africa is a waste of time. You would be wasting your teleporting powers.
You realize if America had no left or immigrants you would simply learn to hate something else right? Racism exists even between people of the same race.
Suppose it just draws too much attention after the first splatter. You'd have to live in secret from them becasue they'd be obsessed with finding you like Samuel l Jackson was in the movie.
2 years ago
Anonymous
So? Just put on a mask and generally don't act stupid. How the frick are they supposed to find you?
Besides, attention is what you want when splattering them. So make it a show to remember.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Maybe society will collpase. They'll press the nukes if the powerful think we are coming for them. I think beign smart about it is being discreet. No one will fricking believe the crazy man saying superman was messing with him at different heights. He'll be declared crazy and you can laugh at that as well
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Maybe society will collpase
It already is.
>They'll press the nukes
To nuke what? You are just a pussy, that's your whole problem.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Ok listen you are getting very rude about this. If you did somehow get that ability, I'd have no issue whatsoever with splattering those people. So good luck should it ever happen. Each to thier own I suppose
>i wish i had this power in real. i would love to kidnap people i dont like, and drop them from around 4,000 feet
I'd do this but with Warwik Davies at 7 feet
I don't think he was implied to be the bad guy, just a fanatic. All the jumpers were painted as narcissists, and rightfully so. It would be hard not to be one if you could literally teleport into someone's home, drink their milk from the fridge, and leave it out and the fridge door open.
In case you didn't know, there was a 2 season show set in this universe called Impulse. It was legit kino, aired on YouTube's service along with Cobra Kai.
this was okay but really forgettable. there was another movie called Number 3 which was equally forgettable and in the same sort of genre. i feel like these two movies and jumper all came out within a year or two of each other.
Frick you I liked it. Even if dumb, they didn't explain why they needed to be killed in sequence, I guess the books explain this. The movie had the sexiest cast of white people.
I had no knowledge about this movie or that I was going to see it but one time I had this dream that I was somewhere and I was going to attack someone I didnt like and then these dimension police or something came out of nowhere and stopped me by shocking me with electricity or something. A few days later I watch it and the movie is just like this.
/x/ tier comment but I just remembered this happened. Reality is weird.
I'd like to expand on this comment. In this novel that was written as a sort of tie in to the movie, we get a lot more information about the Templars. I don't remember much of the original novel of "Jumper" but I do remember that the Templars were created for the movie.
The Templars is a religious order of assassins who hunt and kill jumpers. In "Griffith's Story" it's figured out that they can sense when and approximate where a Jumper teleports. It isn't explained well if at all in the movie why SLJ's character was so effective at fighting someone who could teleport. They train themselves to react to the feeling of the teleport and don't so much rely on their eyes when fighting a Jumper.
Griffith is that other Jumper we meet in the movie that is 1000% times more interesting of a character than what's his face.
What's that movie where a buncha teenagers get powers? It's found footage, and I remember at one point one of them handwaves a truck off the road.
It's not capeshit. Just because something is based on a comic/graphic novel doesn't make it capeshit. Road to Perdition and A History of Violence were both adapted from vertigo comics doesn't make them capeshit
I'd like to expand on this comment. In this novel that was written as a sort of tie in to the movie, we get a lot more information about the Templars. I don't remember much of the original novel of "Jumper" but I do remember that the Templars were created for the movie.
The Templars is a religious order of assassins who hunt and kill jumpers. In "Griffith's Story" it's figured out that they can sense when and approximate where a Jumper teleports. It isn't explained well if at all in the movie why SLJ's character was so effective at fighting someone who could teleport. They train themselves to react to the feeling of the teleport and don't so much rely on their eyes when fighting a Jumper.
Griffith is that other Jumper we meet in the movie that is 1000% times more interesting of a character than what's his face.
The movie was absolute ass and completely misses the point of the comic book. Which wasn't a masterpiece but still better than that lame ass setting they came up with. They dumped the whole supervillain aspect and invented curving bullets. How the frick do you even process that?
i loved jumper. i've probably seen it 5-10 times. it seems universally loved too i don't understand how it didn't get 2 more movies at least. my only real issue was the anti-jumper taskforce seemed kinda gay, especially because of sam jackson and his metallic hair. but hayden and billy elliot were fricking amazing, and hayden's wife was super cute and hot in it.
Would a more faithful adaptation to the book be kino?
In the novel the MC is a teenager that jumps escaping from his abusive father, but travels the USA as a hobo. It's way more drama oriented
I remember my mother brought this back on DVD and it was the most obvious bootleg I had ever seen but the movie was great. Sometimes, somehow, I get parts of the film confused with Wanted.
>Listen to me. See, I'm hip to your problems. All of 'em. I know you abandoned Nicole when she needed you most... 'cause I licked her sweet tears. I know about things comin' apart at work. Maybe you frickin' lost it in that department. I also know you ain't keepin' up, so to speak, your end of the bargain with the missus. 'Cause if you were she wouldn't be all over my stick. Relax, Steve. We're friends. We're practically family.
Hayden Christensen is seeing something of a Renaissance. I'd like to see him do more movies now Obi Wan is done but something tells me he doesnt really care.
This movie is kino, tbh I never saw it as a comedy apart from john candys comic relief bits.
It is a damn good, well made and actual scary movie if you are scared of spiders.
This was popular as frick in the 90s too
It's not laugh out loud funny but there is a lot of clever humor in the interactions the doctor has with the townspeople, and especially the very last scene
Teleportation is problaby the second best superpower. The first is mind controll. I mean I could teleport to Japan or Thailand for a holiday alone. Or I could use mindcontroll on a 10/10 girl and fly there on a plane
Did anyone watch the Jumper tv show? It was called Impulse It was about a girl that was sexually assaulted and it triggers her into jumping and she has ptsd. I know it sounds like woke garbage but it was actually pretty decent and the girl was cute. They cancelled it though after 2 seasons.
why did we never get a sequel? It would have been a great little trilogy if they wanted to. It was completely set up but also worked well as a stand alone.
I agree with you. The concept was neat.
i loved this movie, great shit
really wished there was a second one
Was just thinking about this today and remember loving it as a kid. Does it hold up?
It's fun, yeah.
>as a kid
underag-
>2008 was 14 years ago
i need to die
i wish i had this power in real. i would love to kidnap people i dont like, and drop them from around 4,000 feet above the white house lawn.
imaging doing this to every fricking senator, judicial judge, woke writers, katheel kenedy, putin, xi, troons, rappers, onions face youtubers, that butthole you cut you off in traffic. just imagine that pile, and mouth gaping from everyone when there is a 100ft tall pile to dead bodies
Meds
If I had this power I would rob the gold in silver from west coast pawn shops and sell them at east coast pawn shops.
they can backtrack some shit.
oh no I’m in jail- oh. No. Now im not
What i don't get is why anyone wouldn't steal cash in the first place. If you sell your stolen gold you end up with cash anyway.
Why not just take whatever you were going to buy with the money what are they gonna do put you in jail lol
>Why not just take whatever you were going to buy with the money
Convinience.
based
I would use the power to drop bananas on hungry children in Africa. wtf is wrong with you?
>I would use the power to drop bananas on hungry children in Africa. wtf is wrong with you?
This isn't worth the meme value. Even Japan has publicly said that giving aid to Africa is a waste of time. You would be wasting your teleporting powers.
He'll be doing good for Africa in the long run by getting rid of corrupt politicians and bad people
why bananas specifically
Cause monke loves bananas?
I just opened this up again and am actually eating a banana right now and your comment freaked me out.
I think he just wanted to own a farm and raise a family.
You can lead a monke to teleported bananas but you can't teach them civilization
I would use the power of the jumper to shitpost on Cinemaphile and Cinemaphile anonymously no man could catch me
based
>grouping Putin with all those people
Based and politically illiterate pilled
You are right, he deserve a worse fate
Watching him splatter would be funny though.
You realize if America had no left or immigrants you would simply learn to hate something else right? Racism exists even between people of the same race.
Not true I love you bro
>Racism exists even between people of the same race
That's not racism homosexual. You don't even know what racism means.
I'm gay btw
Based power fantasy moron.
Based and same
Dangerously based
I'd do it to policitians, but then save them at the last second and then just keep bringing them back whenever they continue to be themselves
>but then save them at the last second
Why?
Give them a chance to change their way. If they don't then drop them from 8000 feet.
Just be interesting to see what you could achieve with the intimidation
Yeah, i get that part. But why not splatter them so the next one thinks twice in the first place?
Suppose it just draws too much attention after the first splatter. You'd have to live in secret from them becasue they'd be obsessed with finding you like Samuel l Jackson was in the movie.
So? Just put on a mask and generally don't act stupid. How the frick are they supposed to find you?
Besides, attention is what you want when splattering them. So make it a show to remember.
Maybe society will collpase. They'll press the nukes if the powerful think we are coming for them. I think beign smart about it is being discreet. No one will fricking believe the crazy man saying superman was messing with him at different heights. He'll be declared crazy and you can laugh at that as well
>Maybe society will collpase
It already is.
>They'll press the nukes
To nuke what? You are just a pussy, that's your whole problem.
Ok listen you are getting very rude about this. If you did somehow get that ability, I'd have no issue whatsoever with splattering those people. So good luck should it ever happen. Each to thier own I suppose
There are better ways to intimidate people, like leaving notes by their bed while they sleep. Especially if they have high security.
Are you me?
So cringe it looks back around to being Based.
This is why we can’t have super powers. People like you ruin it for all of us.
Dude, what if Love was the real superpower all along?
You need an internet detox
based and true
lmao based
very based anon
somehow i just know a mexican wrote this
dangerously based
Unimaginably based
>i wish i had this power in real. i would love to kidnap people i dont like, and drop them from around 4,000 feet
I'd do this but with Warwik Davies at 7 feet
That will do nothing to him.
The smaller you are, the tougher your body is. Like dropping an ant from 7 feet.
So damn based
what's scary is some people actually think this is a good thing. Same shit with the death note threads
kys troony
they’d probably start monitoring the airspace after the second body dropped
>tfw no Jumper 2
What would it be about
Jumper vs Push haha
my money is on Push
Jumper vs Push and Handwiener comes in to stop the wreckage who wins???
It's almost funny that whenever one of them is mentioned people always think of the other one
Pumper
Jumper 2: jumping
Cant stop leaping
it becomes part of the MCU (morbius cinematic universe)
>N-no, you can't just kill superpowered crimininals!
The schizo SLJ character did nothing wrong
I don't think he was implied to be the bad guy, just a fanatic. All the jumpers were painted as narcissists, and rightfully so. It would be hard not to be one if you could literally teleport into someone's home, drink their milk from the fridge, and leave it out and the fridge door open.
Holy shit dude, you have an evil mind.
two words
Rachel
Bilson
In case you didn't know, there was a 2 season show set in this universe called Impulse. It was legit kino, aired on YouTube's service along with Cobra Kai.
holy shit no way
It's rrom the director of the film too
Thanks for info
Thanks, fren. I didn't know that and was looking for something to watch.
Streaming right now.
>Streaming
Yes? Should i torrent this shit first? I can watch it right now and download it later if i want to.
>AAAAAH HE TOUCHED MY PUSSY FOR 1 SEC I'M EMOTIONALLY DESTROYED!!
This one was neat too. And it had prime Dakota.
my 2 favorite lesser known superpower movies
>only 2
Eh
Id ad pic related
People have already mentioned it
I've completely forgot about this movie. I watched it only once back in 2009.
its decent. I think jumper is better but Push is definitely worth a watch
this was okay but really forgettable. there was another movie called Number 3 which was equally forgettable and in the same sort of genre. i feel like these two movies and jumper all came out within a year or two of each other.
>there was another movie called Number 3
You sure? Can't find it. There is a "Nr. 3" which is apparently a korean gangster comedy.
It's called "I Am Number Four"
That plot sounds extremely stupid.
it is incredibly bad and a low budget flick where jumper and push both have good quality fimlmaking and a decent story
Frick you I liked it. Even if dumb, they didn't explain why they needed to be killed in sequence, I guess the books explain this. The movie had the sexiest cast of white people.
All I remember is that bad guys were screaming asians
so just asians
Imagine if he pushed you down the stairs lmao
the powers were shit compared to jumper tho
Love this fricking movie.
great world building
I had no knowledge about this movie or that I was going to see it but one time I had this dream that I was somewhere and I was going to attack someone I didnt like and then these dimension police or something came out of nowhere and stopped me by shocking me with electricity or something. A few days later I watch it and the movie is just like this.
/x/ tier comment but I just remembered this happened. Reality is weird.
the filmmakers needed you to have that dream so they could put a camera in your head and film it for their movie
thank you for the kino anon
Griffith's Story is a great read if you're interested in a better Jumper story than Jumper.
I'd like to expand on this comment. In this novel that was written as a sort of tie in to the movie, we get a lot more information about the Templars. I don't remember much of the original novel of "Jumper" but I do remember that the Templars were created for the movie.
The Templars is a religious order of assassins who hunt and kill jumpers. In "Griffith's Story" it's figured out that they can sense when and approximate where a Jumper teleports. It isn't explained well if at all in the movie why SLJ's character was so effective at fighting someone who could teleport. They train themselves to react to the feeling of the teleport and don't so much rely on their eyes when fighting a Jumper.
Griffith is that other Jumper we meet in the movie that is 1000% times more interesting of a character than what's his face.
Chronicle?
they're called PALADINS not templars.
You're absolutely right. My mistake.
If you were a Jumper and were aware of the Paladin threat, where would you create your home base so that you could have a life safe from them?
The ISS.
>mfw zoomers don't know about Chris Evans, Idris Elba, Zoe Saldana, and Jeffrey Dean Morgan's other kino outside of capeshit
jeffery dean morgan has some weight in this poster
looks like he has the AIDS now haha
what
you tell me
This was an adaptation of a comic book tho.
comic book ≠ capeshit
The Losers is a DC comics adaption and capeshit plot with mary sue super cool operators defying all odds
>DC comics adaption
vertigo
This wasn't very good to be honest.
I liked it
Your opinion is wrong.
Just like the comic. So perfect adaptation. They even copied the finger guns sniper scene.
>copied
adapting isn't copying
>outside of capeshit
Anon I...
It's not capeshit. Just because something is based on a comic/graphic novel doesn't make it capeshit. Road to Perdition and A History of Violence were both adapted from vertigo comics doesn't make them capeshit
What's that movie where a buncha teenagers get powers? It's found footage, and I remember at one point one of them handwaves a truck off the road.
Chronicle?
>Chronicle
Was it any good?
yes
Go to bed Dane
they don't try to be subtle with the orange and blue
i thought this movie was gonna be about restarting people's cars
LMFAOOOOOOO no way
I liked this one. Kinda cheap and the ending was shit, but it wasn't boring.
i saw this. i like vampire stuff and i hadn't seen a found footage one before so it was decent for that reason alone.
White haired Sam Jackson was based although I was a lot younger and thought it was his actual hair. He should dawn the look again.
speaking of underrated Samuel L Jackson kino
ive been watching those zoomer movie recaps on youtube and now i finally know what all these less-popular movies are about
>underrated Samuel L Jackson
Fact
Don, not dawn.
Better Call Saul could be considered part of the Jumper universe? Yes I'm talking about Lalo
Both the game and movie were more fun than the moronic comic book.
The movie was absolute ass and completely misses the point of the comic book. Which wasn't a masterpiece but still better than that lame ass setting they came up with. They dumped the whole supervillain aspect and invented curving bullets. How the frick do you even process that?
i loved jumper. i've probably seen it 5-10 times. it seems universally loved too i don't understand how it didn't get 2 more movies at least. my only real issue was the anti-jumper taskforce seemed kinda gay, especially because of sam jackson and his metallic hair. but hayden and billy elliot were fricking amazing, and hayden's wife was super cute and hot in it.
Would a more faithful adaptation to the book be kino?
In the novel the MC is a teenager that jumps escaping from his abusive father, but travels the USA as a hobo. It's way more drama oriented
Sounds gay
why does it need to be about superpower capeshit? just make it a story about a kid escaping his dad in a car that constantly needs jumped
Good movie. He's fricking odd though that after there it something strange about how he looks
ESL
Grammar autist
I remember my mother brought this back on DVD and it was the most obvious bootleg I had ever seen but the movie was great. Sometimes, somehow, I get parts of the film confused with Wanted.
is this the one with the homosexual dubstep ending or was that something else
I love this movie but the ending is pretty unsatisfying.
Is the signal the brown note and why they need the suits?
Saw this 2 days ago and had a great time
>SO LET ME IN THE FRICKIN' HOUSE!
>Listen to me. See, I'm hip to your problems. All of 'em. I know you abandoned Nicole when she needed you most... 'cause I licked her sweet tears. I know about things comin' apart at work. Maybe you frickin' lost it in that department. I also know you ain't keepin' up, so to speak, your end of the bargain with the missus. 'Cause if you were she wouldn't be all over my stick. Relax, Steve. We're friends. We're practically family.
I dont remember the name, but it was several mercenaries who fought eachothers to kill the same target, a rich guy in a huge tower. It was ok
Smoking Aces, anon?
Unequivocally based
Was just about to post
Solid film.
This is a great film, had to watch it again yesterday. How did a chinaman get so lucky?
Did she really do it?
Hayden Christensen is seeing something of a Renaissance. I'd like to see him do more movies now Obi Wan is done but something tells me he doesnt really care.
How come Hayden's career still failed after this movie?
Probably just realized acting wasn't for him and could just live off the Star Wars residuals.
One of the few comedy-horrors that is actually funny
Spider kino? Spider Kino.
Childhood kino
This movie is kino, tbh I never saw it as a comedy apart from john candys comic relief bits.
It is a damn good, well made and actual scary movie if you are scared of spiders.
This was popular as frick in the 90s too
It's not laugh out loud funny but there is a lot of clever humor in the interactions the doctor has with the townspeople, and especially the very last scene
This movie scared the frick out of me when I was young
Sirs please tell me what is the puja?? Is this like punanni? Please sirs!
>sir
>Dracula sir pls do the needful and don't redeem my blood
>"What's the next step of your master plan?"
>"Releasing this Puja."
Teleportation is problaby the second best superpower. The first is mind controll. I mean I could teleport to Japan or Thailand for a holiday alone. Or I could use mindcontroll on a 10/10 girl and fly there on a plane
Paladins are bad because...
whats it about
A group of high school seniors at a shitty high school facing the struggle of growing up and actually thinking about their future.
Meant for
Did anyone watch the Jumper tv show? It was called Impulse It was about a girl that was sexually assaulted and it triggers her into jumping and she has ptsd. I know it sounds like woke garbage but it was actually pretty decent and the girl was cute. They cancelled it though after 2 seasons.
Directed by Peter Weir.
Need to see this. Its saved on my watchlist.
Does it hit the feels like Truman Show?
It hits feels, but completely different ones.
I wear jumpers all the time, sometimes I even jump while wearing said jumpers, does that make me a jumper? I think so.
One of my favorite movies
EZ
why did we never get a sequel? It would have been a great little trilogy if they wanted to. It was completely set up but also worked well as a stand alone.
The Witch: Subversion
Night in Paradise
Microhabitat
Bluebeard
Part 2 is scheduled for June 15. But i guess you knew that already.
I've seen Push, Jumper, and Chronicle. Should I watch I Am Numbr Four to complete the low budget cape kinology?
l'd say yes although IM#4 is more like second-hand Jupiter Ascending.
Obligatory mention
Excellent, probably the best revenge film ive ever seen because it gets that revenge films need to become action shlock.
This movie wasn't action schlock though. Barely any action. Crippled avengers is the best revenge movie ever made. Action schlock kino.
Never finished it
thanks bros I'm saving the pics to watch you recommendations later
>7.6 imdb
actually that's about right, but i really like this type of film.
Good pick. Solid acting.
Just hardly underrated.
An actual funny comedy even with mat damaon
>Hey, lets remake I, Robot almost scene for scene but with a white guy and change it just enough so we don't get sued
didnt expect this thread to last so long
t. OP
Bump
this was definitely better than the 7/10 imdb rating it has.
a rare good thread, last bump.
sparks 2013
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