ITT-we discuss the sex lives of?

So do you think the ventriloquist ever makes his puppet frick prosititutes whenever its horny?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We are not having a discussion about Scarface's wood.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would just simply cut off the old mans hands. done.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    not even close

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They had her gangbang an entire convention full of Joker cosplayers. If not Harley, who? Ignoring the obvious immortals like Vandal Savage.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        starfire

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Dick
          >Karras
          >Phyzzon
          >Captain Comet
          >Roy

          For a character that's over 40 years old, that's low as shit especially considering 2/5 of them are for political reasons instead of them actually wanting each other

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            She loved Phyzzon, before the end. Does anyone else remember that New Titans ended with Starfire pregnant and blissfully in love?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              No

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think she and Flag...?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No. I'm pretty sure she'd never have sex again after the death of her husband.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not even occasional boy toy prisoners? Not even for the sake of a mission?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          what the frick

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fun Fact: Flagg is gay in the Kill the Justice League game.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Don't tell me you know this by playing this shitshow

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Scarface didn't need to pay for it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      giwtwm

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i will now proceed to pleasure myself with this puppet

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If it's your disassociated personality that's pleasuring you, can you really call it masturbation?

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This was canonized already.
    Because that’s what the second Ventriloquist was before she took over for the dead first one.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Did they ever explicitly say that?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Proof

        Yes.
        It was in her introductory issue, written by Paul Dini of all people.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Proof

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Pretty sure Lobo does

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And that's still less than Batman and Nightwing

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Or Catwoman

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What does she do with the helmet?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Rubs it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >humps it
      >huffs it
      >uses it for roleplay

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      inhaling the fragrance

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She uses it as a shit bucket

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Shes definitely a bawd with a high sex drive, but shes only human.
    I think that the correct answer would be some unnamed immortal god whos fricking on an hourly basis for thousands of years.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The correct answer is a hypothetical character that I made up myself and doesn't exist in canon.
      moron

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think the Ten-Eyed Man goes blind when he strokes his wiener?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, his fingers are as sensitive as eyeballs, so he probably can't even stroke his wiener.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    People like to blame the downfall of American comics on a variety of factors, but the REAL cause was when homosexuals like OP got into the industry and started obsessing over the sexuality of fictional characters.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >penguin is the best pussy eater in town
    >scarecrow is a literal virgin
    >ivy wants to be a sub in secret and enjoys being dominated by batman

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    fun fact, it is canon that the Danger Room is used for more than just training.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Beast Access Only
      He's secretly ramming holograms of Cyclops and Wonderman, isn't he?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Beast access only
      He'll never escape the gay allegations

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So does someone have to go in their and clean up beast sploodge?

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I bet that Korra's able to orgasm fairly easily, but only Asami has gotten her into the avatar state during one

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yes, all the time. and let me tell u, that is one horny puppet

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    pocahontas is aggressive, domineering, playful, experimental, wild in bed. this girl horny 24/7 and she gets very cranky and irritable if she isn't given at least 3 to 4 orgasms per day by a white dick

    she loves white dick. from the first moment she saw a white man, she was entranced. when john smith left her, she went on to marry another white guy. she craves, nay she needs white dick the way the rest of us need oxygen.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Native women are made for BWC breeding

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Native women are made for BWC breeding

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nice

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >that face
        That's a man.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Every woman is a man to you mfs

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    baroness pegs destro until he can barely walk

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw no shadow tentacle bf

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kory canonically pegs Dick

    One condom was for him, one was for her

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Babs probably too

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why the hell do they use condoms? You can't knock up a different species. Tamareans aren't even primates. They evolved from cats.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's just not true

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the cat part is

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They've had kids in a few continuities.
        Maybe she impregnated him...

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Flashes DO finish fast.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You mean did Scarface make the Ventriloquist sit in the cuck chair while he fricked prostitutes?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Essentially yes

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is batman sitting on this dudes face?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      DC is totally fine with having others dine between Batgod's legs.

      It's only Batgod who cannot dine between Selina's legs.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >A group of unsupervised teens of both sexes
    >All at the peak of human physicality
    >Place them all in one location

    Is the Titans Tower like the Olympic Village in terms of how much sex these guys must have?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it'd slowed somewhat by the fact that 3.5 of them lack human genitals

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Raven and starfire have working parts

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You know this makes me wonder. Raven needs to keep her emotions balanced otherwise she could cause some demonic shit to happen. How would she handle being sexually frustrated?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >How would she handle being sexually frustrated?
        Gangbang from Billy Numerous

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sex with daddy

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Horsewiener

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yjk

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    tony is living the life fr

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >my fanfics are coming true

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        she's either scarred for life or planning to jack off thinking about it later

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wanna mating press kamala

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How much an event can Marvel make it if Emma gets pregnant with Tony's children?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >implying Marvel would allow any characters to have children

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Would

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Midnighter being a bottom is the best

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    gay symbiote tentacle sex is canon btw

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        gay symbiote tentacle sex is canon btw

        Gay symbiote predates time

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          hell yeah

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    has The Joker ever fricked in canon? specifically as The Joker

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's a power bottom

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    idgi, the puppet gets his anus destroyed by the ventriloquist every time they team up
    >every single time

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hot

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What do you all think Wanda's current sex life is like?

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