itt we write The Office scenes but for pajeets

>Dwightrani brings his goat into the break room, readying it for slaughter in time for lunch
>camera jerks over to Jimresh & Pamishi
>they give each other a subtle, uncomfortable smirk- in acknowledgment of the latest office antics
>the camera pans over to Creedesh in the distance, as he is squatting down outside the street, releasing his bowels onto the already hot, stinky Indian sidewalk

  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    TRY MY COOKIE COOKIE

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      based fuck everyone who's not american

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Obsessed

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    kek every clip of this show is full of angry pajeet comments saying "WHY REMAKE IT????" Reminds me of this place any time there's live action anime

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      BLOODY BITCH BASTARD DO NOT REMAKE THAT SHOW

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        WHY DID YOU REMAKE? MAAAAAAAAAM

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Kelly is played by a blonde caucasian

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    SIRS

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Jimresh
    goddamnit

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    This guy can play their IT Guy aka office rapist

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    If its an indian adaptation of the original office then it will be unintentional kino, if its an indian adaptation of the american adaptation, which isnt funny in the slightest, then it will be on ROP level of cringe.

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Kelly is a white girl

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    So will it take place in a spam call center?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      That sounds great actually.

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    SHOW ME BOBS PATEL

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Dauwiid Brentesh tries to serenade his co-worker with a guitar, but is laughed at by the entire call centre.

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Indian Office
    >Just the Diwali episode over and over again

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    wouldnt every male employee be like michael

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >pajeets
    Why are incels so obsessed with this word?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Because refer to

      Seriously, how can a country of a billion people just be fucking funny
      They aren't intimidating on a world scale. They are extremely unathletic. I've never seen an Indian commit a crime in any western country so they aren't even intimidating on a personal level.
      They're just funny. They're horny bastards who speak funny and thats literally it, and there are billions of them

      Indians are just fun to make fun of because they're so harmless and silly

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      imagine calling someone an incel as a pajeet holy lol

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Relax Rakesh it’s just a joke

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Good morning sir.

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Jimresh: I am going to redeem my Dwightziri bucks sir!
    >Dwightziri: You must not redeem!

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It’s going to take place in a scam center right?

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Kevindapali spills curry

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Indian The Office

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Pajeet outsmarted by the white man again

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >cold open is kevani spilling a huge stinky pot of curry all over the office
    >they close the office for the day and eat it off the floor with Naan

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Seriously, how can a country of a billion people just be fucking funny
    They aren't intimidating on a world scale. They are extremely unathletic. I've never seen an Indian commit a crime in any western country so they aren't even intimidating on a personal level.
    They're just funny. They're horny bastards who speak funny and thats literally it, and there are billions of them

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's the head bob thing they do while talking

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's like a country made entirely out of stereotypical nerds from an 80s movies who all think they're cool as fuck.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Why would they commit crime when they somehow managed to make a place in the western country.

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >dwightrani calls a new sales lead from jimresh
    >the ma'am redeems the gift card
    >dwightrani is furious
    >it was jimresh on the phone
    >it was just a prank

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Do they play Fallout 3 in the break room?

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >first five minutes of every episode is all of the characters saying good morning too eachother

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    We had an Indian guy at my office for a while before he got fired. He used to take his pants completely off to use the urinal. If he used a stall he would never close the door. It was only funny maybe the first week before it got weird.

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Kevjeet will do the curryful and spill his beans on the dirt floor of the boiler room

  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >it's a Pamresh gets gangraped in the bathroom episode

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Everywhere is the bathroom, you'll have to be more specific

  27. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >that time jimresh starts using the phone lines to run a scam

  28. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >HOW CAN SHE PRANK?! HOW CAN SHE PRANK?! HOW CAN SHE PRANK ME?!

  29. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >YOU BLOODY BASTARDS SIR, Thank you come again.

  30. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    So it's in a call centre?

  31. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >It's a Toby investigates sexual harassment claims filed against him episode

  32. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Michaeldeep gets the office a toilet and a revolt breaks out

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >it's a Pamresh gets gangraped in the bathroom episode

      >cold open is kevani spilling a huge stinky pot of curry all over the office
      >they close the office for the day and eat it off the floor with Naan

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Why would they revolt over a toilet they will never use and probably worship as a god?

  33. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    HAHA HE DROPPED HIS CURRY

  34. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Majeem takes the day off to relax on the water. He falls asleep and ends up floating down the river Ganges. When he wakes up everyone assumes he's dead because of his double pink eye
    >Jimjeet pranks Dwari into believing that he's actually from a lower caste than everyone in the call center. Dwari's new position has him crawling through the poo tunnels under the building to shoo off the rats chewing through the internet cables
    >Pamsha wears her summer Sari on her 3-hour train commute to the call center. She immediately gets gangraped by everyone riding in and ontop of the train. When she finally comes into work she explains that she was late because she got raped. She gets raped again by Creedesh when she tries to sit down

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      boooo
      not good my man not good.

  35. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      came here to post this. This show was actually pretty funny from what I remember but got cancelled quickly

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      came here to post this. This show was actually pretty funny from what I remember but got cancelled quickly

      That's what I thought of too.

  36. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >It’s another Pamjeet gets gang raped on her way to work episode

  37. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >A story:
    Mr. Michael accidentially accepts Google Play giftcards that were redeemed and Brahmin Sir is angry. Coworkers notice something is wrong because he didn't send them their "Good morning" IMs that day.
    >B story
    Jamesh has fooled Dirwhal by making a fake MySpace account he thinks is a woman willing to send "bobs and vegana." Pamawhalasingh laughs and voices frustration to Jamesh over her arranged marriage to a man who works in a real call centre.

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