ITT: Write an idea for a series finale of Family Guy
"Hey Lois, this is like the time I- >superspeed cutaway with clips from episodes of every season >cue some sort of meta episode about how things have changed over the years, how some things never changed, meta gag about Steve and Larry
There's really no good way to end it, given the nature of the show, but some sort of reflective thing wouldn't be too bad.
Lois Kills Stewie was a good end point
I think Family Guy could get away with having a wet fart ending like ATHF's, just an out of nowhere last episode that feels like a frick you
But also it's Seth MacFarlane so it must be some big 50's style musical and whodunnit story and that's not a bad thing for FG
>Family guy was a show on 20th centry of Fox with its first epsdoie back in 1999 and some are cancer bits in this lost epsodie on like nominal epsodie i does not sloud up the epsodie it shows up Peter waiting with a mother in quohog hospital Hartman said mr. Griffin your mother you to show you peters mother opens her eyes but she's died afterward the next seen shows Peter and the griffin family at the her funeral but the cast is open Peter starts screaming at loud the next of Peter shows in recovery with own drawing Peter was in his try to rexal but meg opens the door saying dad word like to play with me Peter kick her and slam the door shut the next seen shows peter at the bar with quagmire joe and Cleveland Peter shouts will muder you all at home he killed Chris, meg, and stewie but not Lois and Brian and the final seen shows peter at the centry or seems that Peter had made him
I'd end Family Guy with a big cascading cut away concept episode. Every cut away leads to another cut away. Commercial breaks happen in the middle of cut aways without throwing to them so that future streaming versions are nothing but endless cut aways. Put on EVERY cut away that couldn't be worked in to other episodes here. Last chance kind of stuff. >The punchline
During the end credits, it shows the children screaming at Peter and Lois to move while sobbing ugly tears. Both have been catatonic the entire time. Brian is on the phone saying "We need help, my friend isn't breathing." Stewie is rocking back and forth in the corner, not expecting real death to enter his home like this. The scene fades to black. The last thing ever heard are loud sobs instead of music. >If it ever reboots, it's a gag. If it never does, they're brain dead and it's over.
All the people Family Guy has made fun of try to kill Peter. It climaxes in a bar fight at The Drunken Clam. Before Peter dies he tells a shitty joke and they let him free. Everyone has a drink. The end.
First, Peter gets Air Pods. He gets hit by a car and they end up permanently lodged in his ears, so the entire episode is from his PoV with people talking to him but all of the sound being drowned out by random podcasts he can't control or mute. Everything going on in front of him is infinitely more interesting than the audio, and the two are mostly poor matches (sex with Lois while an audio biography of Don Knotts plays, Meg fighting off a pack of tigers and crying for help while a guy details all of the continuity errors in an episode of the Animaniacs, and a payoff in which a bored Peter is staring at Brian while NPR plays, followed by a cut to Brian saying the same liberal spiel word for word). At the end, he gets hit by another truck and the Air Pods fall out. Right before the credits: >Peter is sitting around watching TV; Brian enters with a couple beers >Peter: "Hey Brian, did you see this? Nestlé is making the world's largest chocolate bar and then throwing an orgy!" >Brian: "Where?" >Peter: "Everywhere! >Brian looks at the TV. "Peter, they're saying we're about to experience the heat death of the universe. The Big Crunch. All matter is going to hurtle inwards, in an inversion of the universe's prior rapid expansion, and collapse into a singularity. Some scientists think that, afterwards, that hyperdense core will lead to another Big Bang and begin the cycle anew." >Peter: "Well that's a lot less fun. What's gonna happen to us?" >Brian: "I don't know, big guy. No one does."
In a three parts episode, the family has to leave the town, and in so they try to say goodbye to the important people in their lives. In some ironical comedy way, the family and the town have to face the consequences of their actions, like violence, diseases, sexual assault, they aren't just jokes that get forgotten in the next scene, Brian is slowly turning into a regular dog. People is too slow to realize that, and they are still behaving like they older self and thinking they are cursed or something, making the town fall into caos. At the end they whole town has to evacuate to another place, and they all have to accept their old life and old ways are over.
In the last scene, there is a normal life for Peter and the rest, no over the top bullies, or crazy stuff, at home,at dinner Peter asks Lois if she remembers the first joke they made. There is not cutscene, she just says yes. And Peter say it was just so dumb but it was funny and the whole family just laught about it. the end.
Seth wins an emmy despite burning all bridges with Hollywood's hi-tie prostitution ring and finally stops pretending he still works on this corpse of a show.
A violent slugfest for the final season.
Basically Peter vs Chicken but it's everyone in Quahog vs everyone in Quahog, but the idea is all the resentments everyone has toward everyone else in Quahog are set up over the season, or maybe even the prior season. And their hatred keeps them going even when they're mangled.
It's more bloodier and vicious than any fight previously seen on Family Guy
At the end all that's left of Quahog is a pile of literal broken skeletons, and talking skulls. Brian's skull wonders if they went too far. Stewie's skull goes "Maybe we did" and everyone else goes "yep, yep, we did," etc and then Chris' skull goes "Hey, I still don't understand something, why is it like some of us can understand what Stewie was saying and others couldn't but now everyone can hear him?" And everyone just makes BS excuses and then it's a fade out
Simpsons crossover
Shenanigans
Nuclear plant melts down
Everybody mutates into the cast of The Cleveland Show, American Dad and King of the Hill
Both shows end forever
Two birds one stone
Seth McFarlane comes to town to take auditions for his new show, the Griffins show up and perform The Aristocrats in full in front of Seth and two other judges, when it’s over Seth is like “that’s a hell of an act what do you call it?” And Peter stands up and wipes a mix of blood, cum, and shit from his mouth and says “Family Guy”
>Peter, are you okay? >No. I can see them, Lois. I can see them! They’re watching us! They’re watching us! God help us all, Jesus save us! >Peter, God doesn’t exist. And furthermore, Jesus was a - >Look, Brian. Look out there. Do you see?
Brian’s head explodes as he looks at the audience >Holy crap, Lois
bump I’ll go first
Peter get ipad
Peter already got ipad.
https://familyguy.fandom.com/wiki/You_Can%27t_Handle_the_Booth!
you know how The Critic's final was nothing but a clip show of all the cutaway gags? yeah just do that
"Hey Lois, this is like the time I-
>superspeed cutaway with clips from episodes of every season
>cue some sort of meta episode about how things have changed over the years, how some things never changed, meta gag about Steve and Larry
There's really no good way to end it, given the nature of the show, but some sort of reflective thing wouldn't be too bad.
Lois Kills Stewie was a good end point
I think Family Guy could get away with having a wet fart ending like ATHF's, just an out of nowhere last episode that feels like a frick you
But also it's Seth MacFarlane so it must be some big 50's style musical and whodunnit story and that's not a bad thing for FG
Peter drinks at the Stag Party.
>you may have taken my mind and my body, but there's one thing a Quagmire never gives up: his GIGGITY-GIGGITY-GIG-A-TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Peter curses cancer.
Peter finally snaps and murders the family.
>Family guy was a show on 20th centry of Fox with its first epsdoie back in 1999 and some are cancer bits in this lost epsodie on like nominal epsodie i does not sloud up the epsodie it shows up Peter waiting with a mother in quohog hospital Hartman said mr. Griffin your mother you to show you peters mother opens her eyes but she's died afterward the next seen shows Peter and the griffin family at the her funeral but the cast is open Peter starts screaming at loud the next of Peter shows in recovery with own drawing Peter was in his try to rexal but meg opens the door saying dad word like to play with me Peter kick her and slam the door shut the next seen shows peter at the bar with quagmire joe and Cleveland Peter shouts will muder you all at home he killed Chris, meg, and stewie but not Lois and Brian and the final seen shows peter at the centry or seems that Peter had made him
I'd end Family Guy with a big cascading cut away concept episode. Every cut away leads to another cut away. Commercial breaks happen in the middle of cut aways without throwing to them so that future streaming versions are nothing but endless cut aways. Put on EVERY cut away that couldn't be worked in to other episodes here. Last chance kind of stuff.
>The punchline
During the end credits, it shows the children screaming at Peter and Lois to move while sobbing ugly tears. Both have been catatonic the entire time. Brian is on the phone saying "We need help, my friend isn't breathing." Stewie is rocking back and forth in the corner, not expecting real death to enter his home like this. The scene fades to black. The last thing ever heard are loud sobs instead of music.
>If it ever reboots, it's a gag. If it never does, they're brain dead and it's over.
Fox tells them they're getting cancelled and they all just laugh and start planning for another revival.
All the people Family Guy has made fun of try to kill Peter. It climaxes in a bar fight at The Drunken Clam. Before Peter dies he tells a shitty joke and they let him free. Everyone has a drink. The end.
First, Peter gets Air Pods. He gets hit by a car and they end up permanently lodged in his ears, so the entire episode is from his PoV with people talking to him but all of the sound being drowned out by random podcasts he can't control or mute. Everything going on in front of him is infinitely more interesting than the audio, and the two are mostly poor matches (sex with Lois while an audio biography of Don Knotts plays, Meg fighting off a pack of tigers and crying for help while a guy details all of the continuity errors in an episode of the Animaniacs, and a payoff in which a bored Peter is staring at Brian while NPR plays, followed by a cut to Brian saying the same liberal spiel word for word). At the end, he gets hit by another truck and the Air Pods fall out. Right before the credits:
>Peter is sitting around watching TV; Brian enters with a couple beers
>Peter: "Hey Brian, did you see this? Nestlé is making the world's largest chocolate bar and then throwing an orgy!"
>Brian: "Where?"
>Peter: "Everywhere!
>Brian looks at the TV. "Peter, they're saying we're about to experience the heat death of the universe. The Big Crunch. All matter is going to hurtle inwards, in an inversion of the universe's prior rapid expansion, and collapse into a singularity. Some scientists think that, afterwards, that hyperdense core will lead to another Big Bang and begin the cycle anew."
>Peter: "Well that's a lot less fun. What's gonna happen to us?"
>Brian: "I don't know, big guy. No one does."
Peter gets gangraped and Stewie becomes president
In a three parts episode, the family has to leave the town, and in so they try to say goodbye to the important people in their lives. In some ironical comedy way, the family and the town have to face the consequences of their actions, like violence, diseases, sexual assault, they aren't just jokes that get forgotten in the next scene, Brian is slowly turning into a regular dog. People is too slow to realize that, and they are still behaving like they older self and thinking they are cursed or something, making the town fall into caos. At the end they whole town has to evacuate to another place, and they all have to accept their old life and old ways are over.
In the last scene, there is a normal life for Peter and the rest, no over the top bullies, or crazy stuff, at home,at dinner Peter asks Lois if she remembers the first joke they made. There is not cutscene, she just says yes. And Peter say it was just so dumb but it was funny and the whole family just laught about it. the end.
Cancelled. No further comment.
movie I guess
Seth wins an emmy despite burning all bridges with Hollywood's hi-tie prostitution ring and finally stops pretending he still works on this corpse of a show.
A violent slugfest for the final season.
Basically Peter vs Chicken but it's everyone in Quahog vs everyone in Quahog, but the idea is all the resentments everyone has toward everyone else in Quahog are set up over the season, or maybe even the prior season. And their hatred keeps them going even when they're mangled.
It's more bloodier and vicious than any fight previously seen on Family Guy
At the end all that's left of Quahog is a pile of literal broken skeletons, and talking skulls. Brian's skull wonders if they went too far. Stewie's skull goes "Maybe we did" and everyone else goes "yep, yep, we did," etc and then Chris' skull goes "Hey, I still don't understand something, why is it like some of us can understand what Stewie was saying and others couldn't but now everyone can hear him?" And everyone just makes BS excuses and then it's a fade out
Simpsons crossover
Shenanigans
Nuclear plant melts down
Everybody mutates into the cast of The Cleveland Show, American Dad and King of the Hill
Both shows end forever
Two birds one stone
kill off brian again.
Seth McFarlane comes to town to take auditions for his new show, the Griffins show up and perform The Aristocrats in full in front of Seth and two other judges, when it’s over Seth is like “that’s a hell of an act what do you call it?” And Peter stands up and wipes a mix of blood, cum, and shit from his mouth and says “Family Guy”
>"oh boy, this is worse than that time our show got cancelled"
>credits
Peter creampies his own butthole
>Peter, are you okay?
>No. I can see them, Lois. I can see them! They’re watching us! They’re watching us! God help us all, Jesus save us!
>Peter, God doesn’t exist. And furthermore, Jesus was a -
>Look, Brian. Look out there. Do you see?
Brian’s head explodes as he looks at the audience
>Holy crap, Lois
And none of them knew they were robots.