ITT: writers being based

Remember when Dixon had Connor Hawke makeout with his dad's rapist because he was pissed at people thinking he was gay?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dixon writing the most sexless person in Connor and the most unconvincing straight guy in Tim Drake is funny. Romance is definitely not something Dixon can do well.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I know for a fact he's pissed as hell at how many people read Tim as being a closeted gay guy, especially now that it's canon.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        maybe he should have thought of that before he spent years writing a character everyone assumed was a big old mo.

        It was never boys who were pushing for any of these characters he wrote to be turned gay anyway, this is all on a subhuman fujo audience he and most other writers would have been completely unaware of.

        only stupid election tourists think this isn't something we all noticed and commented on for many years. dixon's bumbling with sexuality is ancient comedy.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He also solidified Dick as being a pussyhound who women love, not that he was the first to make Dick attractive to women(that's been happening since the 50's.)
          Dixon was the one to hang a lampshade on it.
          And again, it bears repeating, it does not matter how Dixon wrote him, fangirls would always latch onto any Robin being gay. The only difference is if he fits bottom or top dynamics to them.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dixon is pretty conservative in that he doesn't want to promote underage teens having sex even though teens - especially teen boys - are notoriously horny.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dixon's Tim was horny. He just refused to have sex, his morals prevented it.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Dixon did not understand teen boys in the 90's.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Teen boys liked his books just fine. Tim was Robin for about 16 years.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It was never boys who were pushing for any of these characters he wrote to be turned gay anyway, this is all on a subhuman fujo audience he and most other writers would have been completely unaware of.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's barely horny. He thinks she's a filthy harlot after his Lucky Charms. But as soon as she tells him it's not about that, he's up and ready to go.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Dixon writing the most sexless person in Connor and the most unconvincing straight guy in Tim Drake is funny. Romance is definitely not something Dixon can do well.

            Tim was trying to balance two girls while trying not to be an butthole about it. Hell he kissed Steph first.
            Fujo's(and their 90's equivalent) latched onto Tim because he was a cute boy who was kind of dorky and self-doubting and sweet, which made him fit into a bottom archetype. It didn't matter how many women he was actually attracted to or romancing, ultimately he just slotted in to their headcanons.
            Kon is also used for a lot of gay fiction and porn even though he was portrayed as a pussyhound. People will think of these characters as gay no matter what.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Man no wonder the women gravitated to Jason.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              That is the worst and most random kiss I have ever seen. That second panel feels out of place as frick. I still can't believe he was going to raise another man's baby to be with Steph. And then she gave it up.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He was happy to be alive and kissed her in an emotional rush.
                And no, he wasn't planning on raising the baby, he was clear that he didn't think she could raise it from the beginning. You should read the comics you're talking about instead of going by secondhand knowledge.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >he wasn't planning on raising the baby
                You're right. Tim wouldn't. But Alvin would.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He was being nice

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                the whole situation was kinda fricked. Imagine finally getting the relationship you've always wanted only to find out that she's knocked up because she banged a dude like a week earlier. That was some bullshit

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No wonder the kid turned gay

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It was about two months before. His fault for bluebeaning her, probably after this moment where she's writhing in his car begging for dick.
                Should've at least fingered her, old chum.

                [...]
                I almost forgot that was a big story for Steph. Is it even still canon?

                Very likely not, steph's one of the few who's still basically all in her post Flashpoint history. Where as Cass has seemingly been considered to have all her pre-Flashpoint stuff back, at least until the end of her run.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >It was about two months before. His fault for bluebeaning her, probably after this moment where she's writhing in his car begging for dick.
                If she liked him, why frick another dude?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Because he was dating someone else and told her they couldn't be a thing.
                Lesson here is don't be wishy-washy.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >he wasn't planning on raising the baby
                You're right. Tim wouldn't. But Alvin would.

                I almost forgot that was a big story for Steph. Is it even still canon?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Duke: “Refusing milf Lady Shiva?…..pathetic Tim.”

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            least popular batfam member by a mile, only remembered his name because you typed it up

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Wrong.
              Harper Row exists.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Harper Row has twice as many hits on Rule34 than Duke does lol

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >He just refused to have sex
          Pic unrelated?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He said he's not sure he's ready which he echoed when his Russian girlfriend offered to have sex with him because she could sense that she was losing him (to Steph).

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Do you know what the word refuse means?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >she could sense that she was losing him (to Steph)
              And then Steph fricked some rando and got pregnant with his kid.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He tried to bawd shame Steph by making her have an unintended pregnancy due to having sex once.

        Little did he know this made Steph even more popular.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Writing is not something Dixon can do well tbqh

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The DC Dixonverse from the 90s-00s was totally solid. It says something that even when the assistant editors fired him, Moench, and Grant from the bat-titles to make way for writers that better suited their tastes, they still kept him on Nightwing, Robin, and Birds of Prey for a good long while.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I know that he wrote a lot of comics, I've read a lot of them and I've yet to find one that I would call good.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            God you liberals are so fricking annoying

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I'm not American, you fricking moron. I knew sweet frick all about his poltitics (or politics in general) when I was wading through his Bat-garbage over a decade ago.

              I thought his Nightwing and Robin solos were alright.

              I just remember his writing being generally boring and forgettable.
              I've never read a Chuck Dixon comic where I found something really funny or really clever, or even interesting.
              Inoffensive can be described as alright but I wouldn't call it good.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You're still a lib.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'd consider Dixon's stuff to be good but ultimately nothing amazing. It's just good enough to be entertaining. If were given a choice to read some Batman stuff from Dixon or All-Star Batman and Robin, I'll choose the latter. Not because I think it's better but because it's more interesting.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Dixon’s Nightwing was absolutely boring my dude. Took four years for Babs and Dick to become a couple, had zero good villains, zero good arc.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Wait, I take back the zero bad villains. There was Detective Soames. And then Chuck Dixon ruined him.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            There's no difference in the quality between Dixon and Taylor's Nightwing, one just has the "right" politics.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I thought his Nightwing and Robin solos were alright.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's good on The Punisher. His Batfamily (anyone's Batfamily, really) is boring slop.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          A Bullet for Bullock impressed the BTAS crew so much that they got to work immediately on adapting it for the show. Very few contemporary stories got that honor.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I always find the Tim complaints to be weird. He wasn't any more sexless than the average teen hero. Kon is pretty much the only one who wasn't. It's not like people like Billy were fricking everything that moved

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Kon was a notorious horndog who chased skirts constantly but that didn't stop fujos from shipping him with Tim. It literally doesn't matter to them if a male character shows interest in men or not, they get off on the gay.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Dixon writes romance so bad that the characters get their sexuality changed by later writers
      What an ally.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >they also completely changed a non-dixon character
        what if these people don't actually like these characters at all and just want their own personal fantasies?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          oh no not fan favorite bernaaaaaaard

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >As originally conceived, Bernard Dowd was many things, but he wasn’t gay. I can know this for a certainty because, unlike living historical figures, it’s possible to know the secret inner workings of a fiction character, because they are whatever the author wrote them to be. And in this case Bernard Dowd liked girls. He had a crush on Tim Drake’s hot stepmother, and that’s about it for the romantic/sexual front. There were no other deep hidden secrets to uncover. No big deal.

            >So then, what’s my point? Why bring this up? I don’t have a compelling reason, other than to make two observations. First, in Tim’s big coming out scene, not one but two fictional characters had to be retconned to make it happen. More than one beloved funnybook character had to be repurposed, and yes, this may be pride of authorship rearing its ugly head, but I liked Bernard. Would it be too much to ask all of you crusading journalists of text and video to dig a little deeper in your investigations? Sure, Tim is the uncontested headline of the story, but Bernard’s parallel transformation deserves at least a mention, right?

            >Second, unlike historical living people, fictional characters can be changed at a whim, and you can even go back in the past to do it. You can add evidence that wasn’t there before. You can remove evidence that was there before.

            >You can do anything you like, because these characters don’t actually exist and never did.

            >This does however open up a larger discussion on the advisability of doing Work For Hire, knowing (or at least you should have known) that the new legal creator can do anything it wants with your creations. Maybe we’ll explore that someday.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              anything that makes that homosexual willingham mad is good.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The thing about Bernard is that his only actual characteristic was wanting to bang Tims mom.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            that's good though

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he was pissed at people thinking he was gay
      Editorial mandate, dumbass. Dixon had nothing to do with it. You're an idiot if you think writers get to choose what to write about.

      >the most sexless person in Connor and the most unconvincing straight guy in Tim Drake
      This is revisionist nonsense. You're a homosexual.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Romance is definitely not something Dixon can do well.

      And yet he wrote Birds of Prey #8, the ONLY convincing romance story EVER in ANY superhero comic.

      Try again, homosexual.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "He" Dixon or "He" Connor?

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not just make out but lose his virginity to her.
    And now post-Flashpoint, Shado had a child with Ollie’s dad to.

    Which means Shado is the first female in comics to frick a grandfather, his son and his grandson. Three generations of men.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not he only one!

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        explain this pic to me like i'm a grown man who hasn't followed DC in years

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Pre-Flashpoint Selina hooked up with Slam Bradley(who was already much older than her) a few times. Later, Selina meets his son, who's on the GCPD, and has a one night stand with him in the heat of the moment and conceives a child with him.
          Selina has also had sex with Bruce wayne, of course.
          In Gotham City Year One(which came out last year), Slam Bradley is heavily implied to have had sex with Bruce's grandmother and is Thomas Wayne's actual father. Which would make Bruce Slam's grandson.
          Grandfather:Slam
          Son:Slam Jr(no relation to Bruce)
          Grandson:Bruce
          In current DC, everything is "canon", which reallly just means characters can remember details of the past universe. So selina has had four generations of a family pass through her pussy(the last being when she gave birth).

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's funny that they declared "everything is canon", but have very explicitly ignored that that should mean that Batman should remember meeting Selina for the first time in the 60s or that Slam Bradley was a detective back in the fricking 30s, so he would have had to have produced Slam Bradly Jr. in his 70s/80s.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You’re overthinking it like a typical obsessive compulsive fanboy

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It's a quantum state sliding timeline. Batman remembers meeting Catwoman for the first time on the streets and on a boat.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >So selina has had four generations of a family pass through her pussy
            Jesus Christ.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Buzz Dixon or Chuck Dixon?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cuck Dixon

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