ITT Zoomer humour

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://youtube.com/shorts/48FlQMlI11o?si=xkiXMO_pPIfzIoAU

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    What kind of homosexual-ass zoomer laughs at that shit?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Iunno. It just pops on my YouTube from time to time.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        That got a little chuckle from me

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You know how you guys use buzzwords like normie and npc? Imagine a combination of them having kids and raising those kids. Those kids are ones watching it. So far removed from any actual original content or creativity that ironic stick figures with low tone voices is entertainment.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        This. I don't understand how people have not understood that "zoomer-humor" is just a hyper-evolved version of our generation's humor; specifically the stuff that made us cringe. "Lol randumb XD" humor was a hyper-evolved version of absurd nonconformist humor that Gen Xers liked, but ultimately found cringey.

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >zoomer humour
    Is humour now generational? lol

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It always was you fricking moron

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Generational division has only been a thing since the 50s.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          The fricking Greeks wrote about "kids these days"

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      My father watched Smiling Friends with me and told me why are they always screaming

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        My dad liked it.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >
        My father watched Candle Cove with me and told me why are they always screaming but he wasn't really there.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Isn't the story supposed to be the other way around? It's static the adults see. The adults also don't disappear.

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://youtube.com/shorts/EyiKnTBPV-Q?si=lnDnINyXdDEM8yfs

    So relatable!

    Upvote.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    blame millenials for starting the troony shit kek

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      That goes back to hammurabi

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Apple.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      no one asked homosexual

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this a real coupon, because I don't get it.
    What does the "or more" mean?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      assuming it's a real coupon, it's either:

      A.) Deceptive Marketing that requires you to read the fine print (the "or more" is the actual coupon; which covers lesser deals. You have to get a very specific combo to get the $10 off; anything other than that combo is less money off.)

      B.) You get up to $10 off a pizza (you can't get a pizza that costs UNDER $10 free; they just take off a specific amount and you still have to pay for some of it) and the "or more" are other deals that they have that you can add on to the $10 for pizza one (2-for-1 deals, a lesser amount off of breadsticks or drink, ect.). It's basically a super coupon.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not supposed to be a real coupon, and I've never seen a coupon which operated like that before. It's most likely something the author made up because they'd look stupid complaining that "Buy one get one 50% off" is too confusing for them.

      As for something similar, which you'd probably find in a promotional deal or a store credit card, it could mean something like "$10 a purchase of $100 or more" along with some 1% discount on purchases. Or $1 off each $10 of a purchase, up to $10 off a $100 purchase. It's intentionally confusing so you don't think about it too much, just see the word FREE and sign up before thinking of how much you'd actually be saving.

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought zoomer humor was supposed to be weirder and more nonsensical, you could pass this as some middling 00s webcomic

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dude sex
    Dude weed

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm an elder Zoomer, born in 96. I have not heard anyone younger than me talk about weed in years. That's a millennial fascination. These days it's all about clean living.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lucky you, I wish the gays younger than me would shut up the frick up about it. But it's not a generational thing, it's a constant proportion of stoners among the population. And they're always annoying. Unless they're Jamaican, then it's funny

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      There is a few people i know that do it, but they are not as obnoxious as millennials about it. I’m kind of had we have at least gotten over that whole peer pressure bullshit from the last 20 years in our culture.

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nigel and Marmalade is good
    https://youtube.com/shorts/8lZ9tx7QQ1M?si=G7c9nClJAVu4NNI6

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You Silly BASTARD!

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I imagine the coupon takes off a set percentage off of any order that costs 10 dollars or more. Theoretically I guess you could spend 1000 dollars and have the coupon apply but that doesn’t seem practical

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >pablo
      holy fricking zoomer

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        That is what the hair implies, yes.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're a bit slow, aren't ya

          its not even his best album

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're a bit slow, aren't ya

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >existential
    It’s not existential at all

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

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