>Chris Kyle
His """""murder""""" was actually a suicide, fricker was about to get done for being a nonce. but you cant have the all american hero going down for that
huh i didnt know he was murdered. i guess i never thought about it. i assumed he died in iraq or something. thats a really dumb way to die as a "legend" though.
huh i didnt know he was murdered. i guess i never thought about it. i assumed he died in iraq or something. thats a really dumb way to die as a "legend" though.
>Routh was a 25-year-old U.S. Marine Corps veteran from Lancaster, Texas. Kyle and Littlefield had reportedly taken Routh to the gun range in an effort to help him with his post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD). Routh had been in and out of mental hospitals for at least two years and had been diagnosed with schizophrenia >On the way to the shooting range, Kyle texted Littlefield, "This dude is straight up nuts." Littlefield responded, "Watch my six," military slang meaning "watch my back." >Four months later, while he was in his jail cell, Routh shared with former Erath County Sheriff's Deputy Gene Cole: "I was just riding in the back seat of the truck, and nobody would talk to me. They were just taking me to the range, so I shot them. I feel bad about it, but they wouldn't talk to me. I'm sure they've forgiven me."
Maybe these particular murders could have been avoided but this dude would have ended up committing murder anyway
Chris Kyle's entire career was a lie, he was an actor
He was a madeup boogyman in iraq to scare the mussies
and he further did his job at home by writing his book and doing things like trying to discredit Ventura.
Then when he started to get wienery they cleaned him up
Do you really expect the navy seals to be interested in a retired rodeo rider with pins in his leg otherwise?
I don’t think he needed to have been an actor, I think all that was needed was for him to be a celebrity-seeking book-writing blowhard who couldn’t keep his mouth shut, and for the military to endorse hun and let him do his thing
he went off script with his ego and the absurdity of his stories
for christs sakes he started telling people he was sniping Black folk off the roof of the superdome during katrina
But being a propaganda piece was his whole job..
real navy seals don't talk about their missions or they would have never let him get as writing a book or becoming a celebrity if he did
>>that episode where they talk about hkw the elite 1% of the 1% planning on releasing a virus to cause a global pandemic and the vaccine for it serilizes people en masse as a means of population control
Bro I rewatched the show last year and that episode is the one with Alex Jones right? And he starts talking about a manufactured global pandemic, my eyes started getting wider and I felt the urge to hammer the wall.
Don't forget HAARP. That thing up in Alaska, I bet they use it to frick with the weather constantly.
>it-t-t-t-'s acctually the OTHER SIDEEEE!!!
Meanwhile back in reality the "two weeks" thing actually came from Trump's penchant for claiming he would unveil some plan or solution, such as a healthcare plan, in "two weeks". Just long enough to be out of the news cycle and not have to deliver anything, because it was just a dodge, not a real promise.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Meanwhile back in reality the "two weeks" thing actually came from Trump's penchant for claiming he would unveil some plan or solution, such as a healthcare plan, in "two weeks".
Twitter isn't reality, bro. Or do you think the crowd was actually chanting "let's go Brandon" too?
2 years ago
Anonymous
That is literally the origin, you moron. That and the constant refrain of "just wait two weeks for THE PLAN" by his moronic followers
2 years ago
Anonymous
14 days to flatten the curve
2 years ago
Anonymous
No, the two weeks came from the early days of /misc/. Those early Coronachan threads were wild. The whole thing turned out to be much duller than it seemed it would at first though.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I meant "early days of COVID coverage on /misc/" obviously.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Then /misc/ co-opted it and tried to say vaccines would cause mass deaths in 2 more weeks. Then 2 more months. Now it’s 2 more years. Next it will be 2 more decades.
>WHAT IS THAT!? IS THAT A MASK!? AAAAAAAAAHHH HUMANITY IS GOING INSANE!!!!!! AAAAAAHHHH SAVE US Black personMAN AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!! ~~*~~*~~*~~*((THEY*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~)) ARE LITTERALLY STERILIZING US!!! AAAAAHHH!!! WE WILL KNOW THAT FOR SURE IN 2 MORE WEEKS!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!
How fricked is Alex Jones? Imagine coping about your frickup for years, only to deny a conversation that then gets presented by his own lawyers lmfao. What’s /misc/ saying to cope about it all? >w-we can’t let him lose guys nooooooooo!!!!
It also extended to Trump supporters saying it’d only be 2 more weeks until Trump was back in office for months after Biden was sworn in. The point is, Americans are sore losers, regardless of political leaning
So basically if you don’t believe the world is out to get you and people are deliberately manipulating your destruction on a mass governmental scale then you’re some type of idiot right? There’s no option for me to just not be paranoid?
A FIGHTER
I’ve heard things that will blow your mind
SEX FER FAVORS
SEAL wiener
Remember when Chris Kyle claimed to have punched him? Why the frick did he do that? moron.
>Chris Kyle
His """""murder""""" was actually a suicide, fricker was about to get done for being a nonce. but you cant have the all american hero going down for that
Ventura on the Joe Rogan podcast was a good episode. He talks about the Kyle thing.
huh i didnt know he was murdered. i guess i never thought about it. i assumed he died in iraq or something. thats a really dumb way to die as a "legend" though.
>Routh was a 25-year-old U.S. Marine Corps veteran from Lancaster, Texas. Kyle and Littlefield had reportedly taken Routh to the gun range in an effort to help him with his post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD). Routh had been in and out of mental hospitals for at least two years and had been diagnosed with schizophrenia
>On the way to the shooting range, Kyle texted Littlefield, "This dude is straight up nuts." Littlefield responded, "Watch my six," military slang meaning "watch my back."
>Four months later, while he was in his jail cell, Routh shared with former Erath County Sheriff's Deputy Gene Cole: "I was just riding in the back seat of the truck, and nobody would talk to me. They were just taking me to the range, so I shot them. I feel bad about it, but they wouldn't talk to me. I'm sure they've forgiven me."
Maybe these particular murders could have been avoided but this dude would have ended up committing murder anyway
>taken Routh to the gun range in an effort to help him with his post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD)
What the frick was he thinking
Chris Kyle's entire career was a lie, he was an actor
He was a madeup boogyman in iraq to scare the mussies
and he further did his job at home by writing his book and doing things like trying to discredit Ventura.
Then when he started to get wienery they cleaned him up
Do you really expect the navy seals to be interested in a retired rodeo rider with pins in his leg otherwise?
I don’t think he needed to have been an actor, I think all that was needed was for him to be a celebrity-seeking book-writing blowhard who couldn’t keep his mouth shut, and for the military to endorse hun and let him do his thing
he went off script with his ego and the absurdity of his stories
for christs sakes he started telling people he was sniping Black folk off the roof of the superdome during katrina
But being a propaganda piece was his whole job..
real navy seals don't talk about their missions or they would have never let him get as writing a book or becoming a celebrity if he did
Ventura successfully sued Kyle’s widow for libel for it too HA
A MEMBER OF THE MONGOLS MOTORCYCLE CLUB
>>that episode where they talk about hkw the elite 1% of the 1% planning on releasing a virus to cause a global pandemic and the vaccine for it serilizes people en masse as a means of population control
damn, sounds unreal, they could never get away with something like that
Bro I rewatched the show last year and that episode is the one with Alex Jones right? And he starts talking about a manufactured global pandemic, my eyes started getting wider and I felt the urge to hammer the wall.
Don't forget HAARP. That thing up in Alaska, I bet they use it to frick with the weather constantly.
Seems like they forgot the sterilizing part. Whoops! How clumsy!
nope, they didnt, but I see what you are trying to do
Go back
This you?
Yes anon, we’re part of a Leaf agency for telling people vaccines don’t implant you with Bill Gates microchips. You caught us.
Seethe harder amerishart
>don’t implant you with Bill Gates microchips
You are not very good at your job, but it works for me.
Shut the frick up, dude, no one cares.
This is a Jesse Ventura thread.
Two more weeks until the sterilisation hits right bros??
you know the "two weeks" thing came from void nonsense about "just wait two weeks and it's going to spike" as well as "two weeks to flatten the curve"
if you cared you might look into the increase in miscarriages.
>it-t-t-t-'s acctually the OTHER SIDEEEE!!!
Meanwhile back in reality the "two weeks" thing actually came from Trump's penchant for claiming he would unveil some plan or solution, such as a healthcare plan, in "two weeks". Just long enough to be out of the news cycle and not have to deliver anything, because it was just a dodge, not a real promise.
>Meanwhile back in reality the "two weeks" thing actually came from Trump's penchant for claiming he would unveil some plan or solution, such as a healthcare plan, in "two weeks".
Twitter isn't reality, bro. Or do you think the crowd was actually chanting "let's go Brandon" too?
That is literally the origin, you moron. That and the constant refrain of "just wait two weeks for THE PLAN" by his moronic followers
14 days to flatten the curve
No, the two weeks came from the early days of /misc/. Those early Coronachan threads were wild. The whole thing turned out to be much duller than it seemed it would at first though.
I meant "early days of COVID coverage on /misc/" obviously.
Then /misc/ co-opted it and tried to say vaccines would cause mass deaths in 2 more weeks. Then 2 more months. Now it’s 2 more years. Next it will be 2 more decades.
Already has.
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/35713410/
Don't worry it's only temporary, after 6 months you're back to normal. Unless you take the booster.
That episode has been scrubbed from the internet for some reason
Has there been any reports of sterility
Thousands of miscarriages atleast, so its effective
lowering of birthrates of 5-15% compared to previous years
I saw aj reference this over the last 2 years anyone got a clip of it
>WHAT IS THAT!? IS THAT A MASK!? AAAAAAAAAHHH HUMANITY IS GOING INSANE!!!!!! AAAAAAHHHH SAVE US Black personMAN AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!! ~~*~~*~~*~~*((THEY*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~)) ARE LITTERALLY STERILIZING US!!! AAAAAHHH!!! WE WILL KNOW THAT FOR SURE IN 2 MORE WEEKS!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!
I asked Ross Mandell to stop by
EXCUSE ME, GENTLEMEN. I-I-I'm sorry to interrrupt. But ahh...I'm going to RAPE you RIGHT NOW
>YOU TELL ME WHY?!
THEY WANT YOU DEAD, GOVERNOR
Get this, they're moving it
MOVING IT!?
THEY'RE MOVING IT
>I'M GOING TO RAPE YOU
>RIGHT NOW
CALL ON MEEEEEE
How fricked is Alex Jones? Imagine coping about your frickup for years, only to deny a conversation that then gets presented by his own lawyers lmfao. What’s /misc/ saying to cope about it all?
>w-we can’t let him lose guys nooooooooo!!!!
Here we are in Alassasska
Doctor b***h
Reminder that they moved the virus lab from that island to the middle of Kansas where a lot of wheat is grown
GOVERNER, HOW CAN YOU TRUST A MAN WITH SHMALL PENISH
MONDAY
It is a wienerspiracy
And there it is again
It also extended to Trump supporters saying it’d only be 2 more weeks until Trump was back in office for months after Biden was sworn in. The point is, Americans are sore losers, regardless of political leaning
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ask your boss to fire you for being bad at your job
THEY'RE GOING TO MOVE AREA 51 INTO THE CENTRAL PART OF THE c**t OF KANSAS WHERE THE MAJORITY OF OUR GAY COWBOYS COME FROM?
YEAH BUT WHAT ABOUT AL GORE?
AL GORES A FRICKIN gay
Let's go see Dr. b***h
Let's put it into perspective
LET'S NOT
Al Gore doesn't want to talk to me?
WHY NOT
I BEEN EATIN GRITS
I BEEN EATIN KUNG POW CHICKEN
I'VE BEEN GAMBLING WITH ALL OF
YOUR MONEY
YOU COULD BECOME A TREE
A SEXY b***h
I'VE BEEN A GAAY GOVERNOR
I'VE SEEN THINGS THAT'LL BLOW YOUR MIND
So basically if you don’t believe the world is out to get you and people are deliberately manipulating your destruction on a mass governmental scale then you’re some type of idiot right? There’s no option for me to just not be paranoid?
>There’s no option for me to just not be paranoid?
at this point after all that has happened, no
(AAAAAAH)
Yes, the Jesse Ventura's Youtube Poops are my favorite, how could you tell?
tunnel vision
tunnel vision
Alas ass ka
THEY'RE PUTTING IT IN THE FOOOD?
SEX FOR FAVORS
I'VE GOT THE DOCUMENTS
I LIVE IN BAH-HAH
AND HERE'S THE KICKER
>wojakshitter
IVE GOT A SILO FULL OF TORTILLAS
Whatever happened to restaurants? So many places just give you a plate with food in the middle.
wiener JUICE
ALILLA
THAT
MADE
JESSIE
VENTURA
FEEL
PRETTY
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
>I GET A PHONE CALL ,TALKING ABOUT HUMANZEES
i've come to realize that the realm of conspiracy theories is for low IQ people.
TIME TO BREAK UP THE FAT PARTY
When I look into a goat's ass, I get tunnel vision.
>SLACKJAWEDhomosexualS
>*SAXOPHONE INTENSIFIES*