I've been reading X-men comics for over twenty-five years and I have no idea what Storm's powers are.

I've been reading X-men comics for over twenty-five years and I have no idea what Storm's powers are.

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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Weather Goddess.

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Mommy

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It's whatever's convenient

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Writer favoritism

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I've been reading X-men comics for over twenty-six years and I have no idea what magneto's powers are.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty much he can do anything as long as he mentions magnetism at some point when he does it.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        This.
        I don't have the image saved on this device, but there was a time he made a hole in a wall or some other kind of barrier made of ice (presumably made by Iceman) and it wasn't by throwing something through it to make a hole, he just sorta made a hole open up.
        And I know that water is diamagnetic, and while I don't completely understand how that works, I don't think it justifies him making a hole in a (presumably thick and sturdy) layer of ice. And I don't know if whoever was writing whatever issue that happened in really understood the thing about water and magnetism, or if he even knew that at all.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Yes. Its so annoying that they wanked Magnetos powers to just be telekenisis at this point. When the Silver Surfer with the power cosmic wich is the building block of the universe has a more narrow and defined powerset then your "1 word power" then your power is shit.

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    She wants Wolverine's hairy dick but can't have it. Got abandoned by Forge when she wanted Forge to marry her.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Storm and wolverine will always be my otp.

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Its in her name

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Ororo?
      Like the gold?

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Her powers are making me cum multiple times a day and getting my dick hard even immediately after its spent

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Logan please

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    being sexy

    thermodynamics

    air telekinesis (aerokinesis?)

    but lately she's been power wanked

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    being Weather Report but instead of basing it on science it's based on magic

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Who?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        just my favorite character from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, a guy who can manipulate weather-related phenomena

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >I've been making this thread for over 4 years and I have no idea what Google is
    https://desuarchive.org/co/search/text/%22I%27ve%20been%20reading%20X-men%20comics%20for%20over%22%20/type/op/

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Bud, it's just a bit of fun to discuss X-Men, calm your breasts.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >it's just a bit of fun
        No, it means you cannot generate a novel idea to spur discussion so you use a template that not only gets ignored by people who know the answer and thinks you're lazy, thus proving from the get-go that there is no useful discussion to be had, but you're also contributing to producing useless threads that bump off the few good threads here and giving the sensible people here the impression that it's only bots posting here and not real people. The only way you could be more shit is if you constantly bump the thread to fake discussion like several other morons on this board who just want to turn Cinemaphile into /vg/ where they can repost the same fricking images over and over for the attention they probably don't get in real life. Except unlike the people who also fish for attention on the Internet, nobody knows your name and won't care about you if you die and even if they did, they would only remember you for shitting up this board like the Dragon Prince guy or Elenor guy or just "guy" himself.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >you
          Wrong again, stupid.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >You
            What

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Bud, it's just a bit of fun to discuss X-Men, calm your breasts.

      >it's just a bit of fun
      No, it means you cannot generate a novel idea to spur discussion so you use a template that not only gets ignored by people who know the answer and thinks you're lazy, thus proving from the get-go that there is no useful discussion to be had, but you're also contributing to producing useless threads that bump off the few good threads here and giving the sensible people here the impression that it's only bots posting here and not real people. The only way you could be more shit is if you constantly bump the thread to fake discussion like several other morons on this board who just want to turn Cinemaphile into /vg/ where they can repost the same fricking images over and over for the attention they probably don't get in real life. Except unlike the people who also fish for attention on the Internet, nobody knows your name and won't care about you if you die and even if they did, they would only remember you for shitting up this board like the Dragon Prince guy or Elenor guy or just "guy" himself.

      I admire the commitment to actually waiting three hours to samegay

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >2-3 year gaps between some of these posts
      Bizarre this shitpost has been stuck in his head for so long

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Lock picking

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