I've been reading X-men comics for over twenty-five years and I have no idea what Vulcan's powers are.

I've been reading X-men comics for over twenty-five years and I have no idea what Vulcan's powers are.

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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    same
    he shoots volcanoes outta his dick I guess

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    He vulcs.

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    High end energy manipulation

    Like what Carol does + Bishop

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    energy manipulator
    think shaw's ability to absorb kinetic energy except he does it to literally everything, including the "energy" of magic.

    he can eat a sun's entire fusion radiation output and shit it at a concentrated point.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Where does he store that power? The punch dimension?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        nowhere, he doesn't neet to. just eats anything you throw at him and turns it on you on the spot. he sorta has a default energy beam power but he's a true omega.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Source?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            war of kings

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    He plows Deathbird

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Don't worry. Neither does Ewing.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      This guy got into fistfights with Gladiator, and blew a hole in reality duking it out in space with Black Bolt.

      ..somehow rain kills him

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      THE POWER OF BLACK WOMYNX

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      This guy got into fistfights with Gladiator, and blew a hole in reality duking it out in space with Black Bolt.

      ..somehow rain kills him

      Ewing even buffed him before this to make him able to shut off "mutant energy," whatever the frick that means, which allows him to depower mutant enemies. Then Storm summoned some rain, got him a bit wet, and he just...forgot his own powers. Ewing has zero ability to write fight scenes beyond "Character A wins this fight." He doesn't even know how to write plausible reasons for Character A to win.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        All Ewing had to do was have Gladiator or Nova punch Vulcan really hard and knock him out. But nope. Both Gladiator and Nova jobbed to Vulcan who later jobbed to Storm. Some of the mutants that Ewing claim as Omega are also downright laughable. A "Cannonball" without the forcefield. A giant 2 headed wolf head cenatur. A tall hedgehog that shoots spikes.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I kinda give Ewing the benefit of the doubt because Storm wank has been line wide, it's not just him. He wanked Vulcan quite a bit even before the revival. There is no way he did all that if he actually thought his powers just fire. It's contrivance to make it so Storm could win.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Ewing even buffed him before this to make him able to shut off "mutant energy," whatever the frick that means

        Didn't he always have that ability? He neutralized Cyclops and Rachel's powers in Deadly Genesis

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I've been browsing Cinemaphile for 10 years and and I still have no idea why anons try to force memes to be a thing.

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Energy beans thing?

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I still have no idea what Forge's actual mutant ability is. I always felt like he was a stand in for Tony Stark

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't it like, idiot savant technomancy?
      As in, he can just construct whatever contraption he needs without thinking about it, but he has absolutely no clue how or why it works.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        We just had a thread of this template about Forge

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        We just had a thread of this template about Forge

        Here

        [...]

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >I've been making this thread for over 4 years and I have no idea what Google is
    https://desuarchive.org/co/search/text/%22I%27ve%20been%20reading%20X-men%20comics%20for%20over%22%20/type/op/

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Bud, it's just a bit of fun to discuss X-Men, calm your breasts.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >it's just a bit of fun
        No, it means you cannot generate a novel idea to spur discussion so you use a template that not only gets ignored by people who know the answer and thinks you're lazy, thus proving from the get-go that there is no useful discussion to be had, but you're also contributing to producing useless threads that bump off the few good threads here and giving the sensible people here the impression that it's only bots posting here and not real people. The only way you could be more shit is if you constantly bump the thread to fake discussion like several other morons on this board who just want to turn Cinemaphile into /vg/ where they can repost the same fricking images over and over for the attention they probably don't get in real life. Except unlike the people who also fish for attention on the Internet, nobody knows your name and won't care about you if you die and even if they did, they would only remember you for shitting up this board like the Dragon Prince guy or Elenor guy or just "guy" himself.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >you
          Wrong again, stupid.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >You
            What

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Template threads are cancer for people with aphantasia.

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Literally just Mar-Vell, but as a Mutant. Even his costume is a ripoff of Mar-Vell's.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly though, I have no idea why Captain Marvel is treated as a heavy hitter when he honestly seem pretty weak.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        He never came off as much more than a mid level flying brick. Nowhere near Thor level at all, more like a flying Spider-Man. It was Genis in the 90s that came off like a Silver Surfer styled cosmic god that could do anything by placing the word cosmic in front of anything he said he did.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Dead character get hyped up because they are dead, so captain marvel becomes the greatest hero ever in retropect.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        He was pretty much the biggest Cosmic hero at the time so they couldn't treat him like a jobber.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe it's a reference

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Mar-Vell didn't eagerly kill hundreds of people just to get his brother's attention

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        This guy got into fistfights with Gladiator, and blew a hole in reality duking it out in space with Black Bolt.

        ..somehow rain kills him

        When did it happen?

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Legitimately one of the worst gary stues in comics

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    he's the nicest Summers brother after Havok

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Anon.. what characters you know what the hell their powers are?!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Kitty Pride

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    havok but with quasar.

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    No you don't.

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Don't be shy, just open a thread of your fav character and let's talk about them...

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