I've got dinner all ready to go for Thursday. Just need some Thanksgiving kinos to watch.

I've got dinner all ready to go for Thursday. Just need some Thanksgiving kinos to watch. Anything besides Planes, Trains, and Automobiles?

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cool Runnings
    Twins
    Uncle Buck
    Raising Arizona
    Circuitry Man
    Hardcore Logo

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thankskilling

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    2 real

    • 7 months ago
      Anon

      Black Friday, Poultry-geist, Addams Family, Alien Abduction: Incident in Lake County, Last of the Mohicans, The Ice Storm, Spider-Man, The New World, The Crucible, Grandma Werewolf, Hostile Takeover.

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    A New Hope is a must.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I usually watch colonial era Indian stuff like Last of the Mohicans, Pocahontas, The New World, or a documentary about the Pilgrims

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like to watch something about Politicians that's light and comfy like the last hurrah and young mr. Lincoln. and I like to watch movies that has an autumn feel like maccabe and ms miller and miller's crossing

      this too

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    prisoners eat better

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not gonna be alone thanksgiving but I'd rather be. Wanna trade spots?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hear you. Family is fricking excruciating.

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where's the turkey?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's under the price label.

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    This month flew by fast.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Month, year, life. It's all over.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bros... It's never felt this over before.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          It becomes so over faster now

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The years go fast and the days go slow

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        THE DAYS GO SO SLOW

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I got back into waging and realized how bad it is for this sort of shit, your shift feels like forever but the actual days and weeks fly by
      With neetdom the day feels like it goes by fast but days and weeks feel like a drag

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >be neet
        >days are extremely long
        >but weeks pass in blink of an eye
        >get employed
        >days are extremely short
        >but weeks pass at a snails pace

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I always just leave the Mystery Science Theater 3000 Turkey Day marathon running all day. The segments during breaks with the new cast are always cringe, but the classic episodes will always be the greatest televised comedy of all time.

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    grim

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, Thanksgiving was always one of those “Who gives a shit?” kind of holidays. It’s just Christmas Jr., which is only a month later anyway.

      If anything, they should have put it in February, because not only is it the coldest and shittiest month of the year, it’s also when society tells single people to go frick themselves.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        What a moronic opinion on multiple levels.
        >The harvest festival should be in February

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why even bother celebrating at this point? Pathetic.

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do Americans really?

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Sell By NOV. 24. 13
    Uhhh, maybe hold off on that turkey dinner

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      When do you think Thanksgiving is?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sell by is just when they pull it from shelves, it’s not like it suddenly goes bad on that day.

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    thats so
    damn bro
    damn man
    just
    damn

    so this is what they meant by missing the good times

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's the best

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    My mayonnaise turkey is always a real hit.

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Enjoy your slop, St. Louis anon

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why not just buy a small turkey and eat Thanksgiving for a week, then turn what's left into soup for the following week?

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >8$
    HOLY SHIT MAN

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    wawa gobbler has returned

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >last year, mom didn't want to cook a turkey
    >buys sliced turkey sandwich meat
    >enjoy

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    STLAnon, North or South County?

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