I’ve tried to make sense of this for years. Why exactly was Bam so obsessed with the band HIM? I remember my friends getting really into the band solely because of CKY and Jackass in high school, and me not even completely understanding it then. Not a horrible band I guess, but nothing astounding, and sort of sound like a fake band someone would make to be a band in a movie (like Adam Brody’s band in Jennifer’s body for instance). Bam is even wearing a Turbonegro shirt in this pic, a wildly better and more interesting band. So what was it, Cinemaphile?
Bam is a talentless hack and a white-trash homosexual. Dumbs and he becomes an hero by year's end
We earth rock here, sir
As do I but Im not going to pretend he isnt a mall goth girl soul
in an earthrockers body.
he was / still is a talented skater
At heart bam is a basic white girl. The only difference is he got rich and famous doing stunts with his weirdo friends and being good at skateboarding. Nithing he does makes sense.
>being good at skateboarding
He was mediocre at best
Good enough to get paid. Money and miles you fucking mark.
>Good enough to get paid
Skatebaording is all about marketability and nothing more. Bam rode the coattails of more talented people into being famous and thus got paid. He was a mediocre at best skater (literally made redundant by Ryan Sheckler who had the same shtick of being a pretty boy goth girl bait but actually had a modicum of skill). He was also the least talented of the jackass crew
>muh piss well
What a hack
Go to bed, Steve-O
are you seriously implying that the piss well would have been anything other than kino of the highest order
>HIM
>Vains of Jenna
>The 69 Eyes
>Santa Cruz
>Cradle of Filth
Bam had goth girl music taste.
What a fag
How did that happen? His brother makes based music in CKY. Clearly the cooler sibling.
Probably got introduced to it by the girl he lost his non anal vcard to.
Cradle of Filth is the biggest poser cheese metal band ever. It’s babbys first black metal CD, yes I’m ancient.
They did a decent cover of Iron Maidens Hallowed be thy Name. But yeah if you were a Goth chick in the early 2000s that was your band.
It's because Bam was gay. Still is too.
He's unironically gay, he got matching pussy stamp tattoos same as the singer
Did you never meet those kids in high school who based their entire identity because they love one specific band?
Meet them? I was one of them.
Yes. But Bam was a grown ass man getting pelvic tattoos for a mediocre wannabe Echo and the Bunnymen band.
Its fine to watch jackass or even CKY but whenever anyone shows that they know too much about anyone in those its fucking weird. The conversation should never go past do you remember a specific stunt.
Came here to post this
I have vague memories of watching cky as a kid and jackass as a stoned slightly older kid
I don’t remember anything about any of the people in it
If someone started talking about their clothes and music tastes I’d assume they were weird, and probably homosexual
You sound really cool
wow you guys are too cool for school
Look someone needed to tell you spending your time imagining gay fan fiction of a D tier celebrity from 20 years ago is odd. You should know people are going to think you are weird. Honestly I'm doing you a favour.
You sound fucking weird. Why are you being so weird.
The amount that you care is pretty stupid. Go be into whatever gay shit you’re into and let other people be into the gay shit they’re into and leave it at that. Thought policing is some gay nagger shit, we’re literally just talking about a tv/movie personality of the TELEVISION and FILM board. Dweeb
>projects homosexuality onto irrelivent celebrities and strangers on the internet.
You might just be interested in talking about gay people anon.
I mean I was talking about you so checks out
He was a really big celebrity at the time. He had a very popular tv show, movie, was on the cover of a tony hawk game, etc. I think you’re probably from an irrelevant shithole that missed the skateboarding craze of the early 00s.
My wife introduced me to the CKY films and music in highschool, and we watch the former at least every year or two and just laugh at the dumb shit, especially Brandon Dicamillo. Which reminds me, Gnarkill is fucking great.
Based wife.
I grew up in a super small town, and a new pal introduced me to the VHSs as well. Being bored and inspired by CKY was sort of dangerous lol
I met Ville during the Viva La Bands tour back in the day, he was really nice. I still put on their albums still today. Greatest Love Songs Vol.666 is a solid goth rock album.
Yeah, but Bam was gay for Ville. Everyone saw it.
I always imagined that he was like the character he played as himself on that movie Grind.
https://imdb.com/title/tt0338077/
For reference.
THE HERETIC SEAL BEYOND DIVIDE, PRAY TO A GOD WHOS DEAF AND BLIND, THE LAST NIGHTS THE SOULS ON FIRE, THREE LITTLE WORDS AND A QUESTION "WHY"
LOVES THE FUNERAL OF HEARTS, AN ODE FOR CRUELTY, WHEN ANGELS CRY BLOOD, ON FLOWERS OF EVIL IN BLOOOMMM
My best 5 second theory is that bam cuckgera has either undiagnosed or diagnosed but not publicly flaunted borderline personality disorder
a massive symptom of that outside of the obvious impulsive behavior is the general hollowness/ lack of strong identity where the patient often then latches onto external sources to mimic and or obsess over, with periods of idolizing and demonizing the source. He wasnt really obsessed with "him" but ville himself
I also think he has CTE, and I think that when he got knocked out by those dudes in Iceland or something for no reason gave him further brain damage.
Imagine knocking someone out for no other reason to say "I knocked that guy out XD" and it's like dude, you just rocked that dude for no reason and for bragging rights people think you're a homosexual for doing. Apparently Bam was being cool.
Nah I've never heard of this before but Bam is a huge homosexual so not only did he deserve to get his bitch-ass knocked out, the dudes who did it are cool as fuck
Hey, what about I stab you at a moped rally, how's that sound homosexual?
If I acted like Bam then please do, however I'm not literal white trash so there's no need
Aw what's wrong? Still pissed you got your ass beat at a moped rally 10 years and more later? homosexual. I'd beat your ass too.
i honestly have no idea what you're talking about but you seem upset.
Of course you don't, until I set your wife's disembodied head in a box on your doorstep.
And yes, this is a threat, and if you have a problem, come on down pussy boy.
You're actually acting exactly like white trash.
>10 years and more later
Wtf is this supposed to mean?
Yes, I met Bam back in the day at a demo in VA Beach for 17th Street Surf Shop. He was cool as fuck, just talking to people, taking pics, skating, having a good time. That's the Bam I remember and put an impression on me as a skateboarder and a kid. Because people are always like "Never meet your heroes", but that wasn't that. I lost the Element deck he signed for me, but I actually think it was stolen.
The only people that are bigger homosexuals than Bam are those who look up to him
The bigger homosexuals are the people who cry about who other people like. The biggest homosexual is you.
Interesting story. I’ve heard and read opposite accounts where he was an absolutely insane diva with fans, to the point that they gave up on him
Nope, not when he was in his prime. But that's just my experience and it was a positive one
That’s cool then. It happens though where celebs wax and wane on fan interaction. Barry Bonds used to be a cold piece of Shit to even kid fans, but now he’s based
He's a closet fag who fell in love with the lead singer. Simple as.
WITH THE VENOMOUS KISS YOU GAVE ME, I'M KILLING LONLINESS, WITH THE WARMTH OF YOUR ARMS YOU SAVED ME, OH, I'M KILLING LONLINESS WITH YOU, KILLING LONLINESS THAT TURNED MY HEART INTO A TO-OO-OOMMMB
I'M KILLING LONELINESS
>how many song cliches you want senpai
Bussy game must have been on point
>bussy
You’re fucking disgusting.
You are
It's remarkable to how he went from the luckiest guy on earth to a pathetic lolcow who will probably die in a drainage ditch holding a crack pipe.
He didn't even have to stop partying. Just like, slow down and stop acting like an unhinged abusive retard a tiny bit.
he literally can't, meth changed his personality into the earthrocker.
Geez I guess no one told bam that lawyer sucked.
in 2017 i decided to listen to all the radio bams with the music because i didn’t know any podcasts to listen to back then, the music was good at the start of the shows run and he only ever played him once a show if that and the show really is a good way to gain insight into his retardation. would recommend.
His podcast was actually great, but he got too caught up with the no censorship thing and having some hookers to show up to fuck Novak on the show was way too much for Sirius.
Hey. This is Bam Margera. I loved HIM/love them because they are a good band. Now why don’t you dickless losers get a life.
vinny said bam is queer
>quasi famous people clinging to each other
Matt's a homosexual, and Thomas is too.
Holy shit there are people still alive that admire Bam Margera. Earthrockers unite!!!!!!!!!
LONELY THE LIGHT SHINES ON YOU
THROUGH THE GATES OF FIRE ENTOMBED
Is it better to burn up or to fade away?
Is that recent? I thought they hated each other now.
Steveo tried to raise money for Bam's son so he made the shit list.
Fucker
I don’t get it. Because Steve-o was trying to be helpful?
Bam is a piece of shit, there's nothing to "get" if you have even half a brain
You sound upset. Did someone shove a pinecone in your ass?
I'm not the one seething at a friend raising money for my kid
>burn up or to fade away
Burn local
I used to like Bernthal but his poser level is off the charts and makes me sick.
SHE'LL BE RIGHT HERE IN MY ARMS
SO IN LOOOOOOVE
What does Bam’s room smell like?
Alcohol, old pizza and vomit
God damn, Bam has hit rock bottom
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HERE WE GO!
HEEEERE WE GO!
pretty sure that's bert kreischer
Kek. I don’t think Kreischer could be that entertaining on purpose
Bert's shirt would have been off.
Im not into metal but I was into a lot of underground punk so metal adjacent I guess and a casual appreciator. HIM always seemed generic as fuck. Bam was just a fag with a crush. I hear that other fag is bisexual so imagine having to deal with a super annoying groupie with a ton of money and connections after youve already nutted a few times.
First HIM albums were really good to be honest
I'm lost. Whats a moped rally?
the place where you got earth rocked boner boy
I WOULD NEVER HEART A BITCH
BUT I WOULD HEART A GRAM
I FEEL LIKE IM HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM
I FEEL LIKE IM BAM
He stole HIMs symbol in exchange for making them rich, and they were drinking buddies. Bam goes on tour, fucks sluts, drinks for free, HIM gets rich off bam being in his shows. It was practically documented step of the way by bam himself
I forget, who was the band headed by the guy in the episode where they kept feeding Phil until he was ready to vomit?
I remember at midnight, they finished it off by feeding him a single skittle, and he said in some eastern Europe accent "And now he'll explode?"
I remember all the hot emo girls used to like HIM when i was in high school, i finally looked it up because i wanted to k ow what it was and when i saw his picture i couldn't believe it. He was the faggiest dude i ever seen.
>pussy listens to pussy music
Mind boggling
He liked the aesthetic.
Which is why 99% of teenagers decide to become part of some sub-culture.
>Yoo, check out that Che Guevara shirt and palestina scarf, time to become a commie