>Jabba enslaves Princess Leia. >First thing he does is make her wear earrings

>Jabba enslaves Princess Leia
>First thing he does is make her wear earrings
WHY?
This does not make sense.

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    He was prettying her up so he could offer her to his most loyal henchmen. Jabba's gang probably fricked prostitutes all the time, but fricking an Alderaani royal c**t would be a true prize fit for a Gammorean.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Earrings are not pretty.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        neither is your mom

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nobody wants to admit it, but Leia was staying voluntarily. Jabba gives the best head.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes they are. Is this some new zoomers thing. Grotesque hog rings & full body tattoos but no earrings

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Are not.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Grotesque hog rings
          Unbelievable that these took off, so disgusting

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        moron

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >t. Stacy

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            You have fembrain. The only cure is testosterone.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              All because you deny the ugliness of earrings?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >that cocaine fingernail on the pinky

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was a constant porno Luke you have no idea

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    they're actually reąhlahh-een earrings to promote submissiveness

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    to draw the attention from her man jaw

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Were women just uglier back then?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Were women just uglier back then?
      LoL! Frick no!

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Symbolic penetration.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      My peepee tingled when I first watched this.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It does nothing for me as a kid or an adult, it's just where she belongs. You don't get a tingle when you see a dog on a leash right?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The only time she was ever hot.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    so did he frick her?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      got any more bts stuff?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Common knowledge she fricked everyone on set.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      According to the EU Huts don't find humanoids attractive, they just keep slave girls they don't use around as a display of wealth.

      As a second point, Leia is at that point Osama bin Laden tier famous for being part of an organization that wins against the most powerful government around. All the smartest guys at Jabba's palace would have started packing their bags the first time they saw her.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        They haven't won except once.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          They blew up the biggest weapon the galaxy had ever seen, and won the battle of scarif/ EU equivalent as said in the opening crawl of ANH.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Carrie allegedly flashed her pussy at the crew several times during this, inadvertently or not.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Carrie was such a prostitute.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oola dancing in her fishnets and squirming and crying and falling down the trap door and screaming was my first boner. I was like 6. Fricked me up forever

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    thing he does is make her wear earrings
    He didn't do that. He's the boss. The bottom b***h he has in charge of all his prostitutes and slaves did that, as they know what the human clients like.

    Jabba's underlings already know the deal, so big boss man doesn't have to do shit. That means that when b***hes get captured, an underling will send them to the bottom b***h, who tells them what to wear, how to act, and basically keeps them in line.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Carrie was gorgeous as Leia. Check out her Laverne and Shirley appearance too to see her as a Playboy bunny. Or Soapdish as a busty milf.

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