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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    total duck-face

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      frick u Black person
      JP is a total babe.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Have you came out to your family yet?

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      need the edit without the dudes ogling her, I can do that myself

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i would but i'm on a shit laptop, i'll save it to do later

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it doesn’t matter brah all good

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Baaaaaased

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus Christ almighty

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The first 3 seasons of Baywatch are absolute kino.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        SOME PEOPLE STAND IN THE DARKNESS

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          what happened to America?
          this isn't that long ago right.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >what happened to America?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Now this same beach is full of fat Mexicans, homeless people, trash, and hypodermic needles.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >we need drama in our intro sequence
        >we need FIRE
        >but what is flammable on a beach? sand?
        >...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The first 3 seasons of Baywatch are absolute kino.

      >Hot white women
      >Cool songs
      >Mindless action sequences
      America was once a proper country

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Frick, just perfect in every sense.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jaime pull that shit up

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    mating pressley

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How short were these extras? I think because NATM makes her seem taller than she is and that was my primary point of reference for her it took me years to realise just how petite Jaime is.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I’ve got 2 words for you. Prom queen. Material.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She was sexy but there something about her face. I dunno.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I don't know but I would be willing to drink it by the barrel full.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Can I have some?

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    crabman was a lucky man

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There's no one hotter than prime Pressly (Journey Absolution/Poison Ivy era)

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      TV after I get home from school sucked

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >brought-en

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you just know

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you can't say that

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Does the favorite son get certain… privileges?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What a c**t

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lol. Typical. Beautiful women are always narcissistic, no exceptions. Lifelong fetishization has psychological consequences. It isn't a coincidence that her favorite son looks more like her than her other sons do. Narcissists also have statistically lower IQs than other people who don't have the condition. It's hilarious how men are so stupid that they'll impregnate the lower IQ mentally ill amoral c**ts than slightly more intelligent but plain women who have a kind nature. Dickheaded men who breed dumb evil beauties who then perpetuate their dumb evil genes: that's humanity.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And each generation tends towards dumbness shittiness and c**tiness of both sexes and this is somehow dubbed progress by darwinists

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly based. My parents love my sister way more than me and they should just be honest about it. Frankly nothing wrong with it, she needs more love, even God plays favorites (the prodigal son).

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    just google her playboy centerfolds and shit, shes done fairly tasteful nudes, no pussy shots sadly, incredible natural breasts though.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >google her playboy centerfolds
      for some reason those gays refuse to return anything over 1024 px, internet is fricking dead

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah, christina applegates playboy centerfold suffers the same fate, iwas never able to find a decent hires version either

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Are the hires versions from scanned magazines or what?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They've got to be around. Almost all of Pam's Playboy stuff is available in hi-res.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >christina applegates playboy centerfold
          Kelly Bundy posed nude??

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Margot is better looking

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      debateable, and if so, not by much

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sir, take your gay porn and get out, please and thank you.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's like the 3rd place trophy.
      >2nd place is Smara Weaving
      >1st place is prime Jamie Lee

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Prime Jaime King looks 100x better than Margot.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Try fatburger from now on you can get yourself a double cheese and fries for $2.95 homosexual

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you CAN'T fix her
        so hot in Torque

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no frills bate

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Margot has better feet

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not even close. Margot wishes she was half as hot as Pressley.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Margot looks like someone that the casting director picked because she's trying to look like Jaime.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      in their prime, margot has a slightly better face, but pressly has a better body by far

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    someone make a thread on /hr/ or /s/ before jannies nuke this

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Call me crazy but I'd take her over Margot....especially when she played the trailer trash prostitute in My Name is Earl....fricking Peak Jaime Pressly. I wouldve had eaten her butthole for a month straight, no breaks.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm brown and I literally worship white women

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      go with your own kind homosexual, worship whitey from a distance, race mixing is genocide.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        don't care, still will simp for your blue-eyed blonde queens

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          All yours, friend, and I wish you luck.
          I only got eyes for my green-eyed arab gal (She's technically a Kurd, but no one knows what that is except Kurds).

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Simp all u want to
          dont listen to this limp dick nig' he's an overweight slob who lives wit grandma or worse his mum. lol
          me & my buddies simp over Jamie, other's like her. U-R-Not-Alone Friend

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

      [...]

      nice thanks anon!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What magazine? Also, very nice.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So fully bare ass shots are considered SFW now?

      I learned something new today.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If its artsy and spoiled they are usually cool about it.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >If its artsy and spoiled they are usually cool about it.
          but its a bare ass...that's not SFW...

          ah well...i wouldn't come to this site at work anyways. i'm just a stickler for the rules I guess.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Out of everything posted here, THAT’T the one you complain about?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Out of everything posted here, THAT’T the one you complain about?
              nah. i like seeing her naked. i just wish the rules were clearer. not complaining, either, mods.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They should allow worksafe threads and NSFW threads on the same board, just put blue and red outlines on the OP post and auto spoiler the NSFW OP image.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Every board would just be porn. All of them.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Not if you range ban India

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Based pajeets keeping heterosexuality alive

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                rape is not a sexuality.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >posting pictures of women online? THAT'S ROIP! OI WAS ROIPED!

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            become a janny then since you're already a massive homosexual

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Goddamn

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i seent her naked in playboy. shit was cash

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]

    Unfathomably based. I kneel.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >has kids to browns
    wasted

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >>has kids to browns
      >wasted

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        see [...]

        also those kids look pretty white to me [...]

        SNEED

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      see

      >>has kids to browns
      >wasted

      also those kids look pretty white to me

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I don't like dirty or smelly feet!
    Feet need to be clean and smell nice!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      clean them with your tongue

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sadly even this film could not capture the hotness of Tina Armstrong.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      jaime was miscast for the role sadly
      tina is more of a sydney sweeny type bodywise

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >sydney sweeny
        butterface, no thanks

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >bodywise

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Bodywise I want my face there

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >miscast
        She was by far the best female fighter in the movie, likely a result of her gymnastics background. Also, Sydney Sweeny was 9 when DOA came out.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        frick off she was the best actress in the film, and did some of the best fight scenes. DOA is the greatest coomer film of all time, love that shit. The only thing it lacked was additional funding and a sequel.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >miscast
          She was by far the best female fighter in the movie, likely a result of her gymnastics background. Also, Sydney Sweeny was 9 when DOA came out.

          Coomer bros you wound me, you're all getting it wrong, all I meant to say is that tina and jaime have different body types and that someone with a body like sydney sweeny would have been more accurate to the deep and serious lore of doa character body proportions.
          That jaimes face beats out oinky sweeny I figured would go without saying.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hot!
      I miss when games (and entertainment in general) was aimed at normal people

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The subversive influence is fading

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what a gal. gosh, she's pretty

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pool's open

    [...]

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Pubes isn't pussy you moronic fricking virgin.

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I’ve got 2 words for you. Prom queen. Material.

    the manson video where appears as her character is definitely in the slideshow.

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Coors light

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      mmm

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Would

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      CUTE

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >this thread

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i am suddenly fascinated by this woman
      what show

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think its weekend at burnie's.

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what sitcom was this?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Mom

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      does it have any good episodes?

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Would the same thing happen if it wasn’t water, but maybe saliva?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Charmed is comfy

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Uh excuse you,
        the show it's called Charred now

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    a literal goddess

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    jannies must love this chick. they will let a jaime thread with actual nudity ride for a whole day but prune a sophia lillis thread in 5 minutes lol.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They have good taste.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think I could last long enough to frick the smug off her face.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >implying this thread is somehow comparable to your shitwaifu slop that's been posted hundreds if not thousands of times in excess with the same low quality pictures

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >jaime pressly thread
    SIGN ME THE FRICK UP

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    WTF I love sand now!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jaime lee Presley
    Margot Robbie
    Missie Pyle

    All look the exact same and none are attractive I have a theory it’s what closeted gay men think is attractive and that’s why there’s this type cast in Hollywood for blonde women with strong jaws, wide brows, and being weirdly muscular. Like not muscular with a gold ass but too much emphasis on arms and abs

    >inb4 you’re gay

    No I women like Jennifer Anniston, (2007) Megan fox, Amy adams from the office. Hell even a good majority of jerry Seinfeld's girlfriends were hotter than these mungos

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >If its artsy and spoiled they are usually cool about it.
      but its a bare ass...that's not SFW...

      ah well...i wouldn't come to this site at work anyways. i'm just a stickler for the rules I guess.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Jennifer Anniston, (2007) Megan fox, Amy adams
      holy shit you have terrible taste

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    This right here brothas. This is what does it for me. All natural, no bbl like modern roasties.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >sex.jpg
      >3 KB JPG

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Poison Ivy was peak Pressly kino

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >pressly
    This means her ancestral progenitor was preternaturally good at pressing.

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jaime Lee Pussy

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I started jacking off like a week before I saw this movie then afterwards went and looked her up

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Did you came? That's an absurd prep time, i bust a nut in 15 seconds because mentally i've been beatin' it for hours

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Margo Robbie has a *much* more attractive face

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i don't wear my glasses so i've got their pictures in each others folders

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I can’t take Australia seriously

        Jaime is just more attractive as a whole

        Jamie Presley has a much less upbeat face, margo smiles just has so much more warmth

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Warmth isn't necessary for attraction, I kind of like more subdued expressions. But you're right.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Jaime is pure sex. I slightly respect Margot which makes her less attractive for some reason.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        FEET

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I can’t take Australia seriously

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Covid pretty much removed the veil on the austalian. They had some pretty good PR for a long time with crocodile dundee and steve irwin. turns out they are a nation of turbocucks. Fricking leafs fought harder than them lol.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >randomly spergs about covid on a thread about hot b***hes
          lol

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jaime is just more attractive as a whole

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >pressly juice

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how do we clone Jaime, we need to restore 90s women

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      holograms will be more feasible.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hyperreal lifesize figures.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Welcome to Dat Ass Park

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mommy.

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hot piece of ass, frick you whoever stopped this era of girls

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HEY DUMMY

  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >jaime pressly goes to the howard stern show
    >howard's hitting on her
    >she makes negative remarks about his israeliteiness or something
    >watch him lose it
    >she tries to save it by saying her aunt is israeli or something hahahahah
    kek

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he is classic dish it out but won't take it. He saw an opportunity to sandbag pretty girl that would otherwise ignore him.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's all israelites.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          cool it with the antisemitism.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She politely suggests he's not her type and then in seething he goes on the attack suggesting she's an antisemite

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        elle macpherson did it too

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        elle macpherson did it too

        mega based

  58. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  59. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tattoo
    BRANDED AND BUILT FOR BIC

  60. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When will she do a movie with margot

  61. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what a succulent piece of ass

  62. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Prime Jaime Pressly is the hottest woman of all time.

  63. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The clone of her that Charlie Sheen dated was hotter. Margo Robbie too.

  64. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ?si=fKiZU1lYKfZt0W68
    >starts slowclapping

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