Jared Leto, mid-50s

Yes it's a recent photo.
I'm obsessed with him bros. How the frick does he do it? How did he crack the eternal youth code?
I'm ready to join any cult and go through any humiliation ritual.
That motherfricker looks better and younger than the vast majority of college freshmen you've ever encountered.

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A daily dose of Baskin Roberts. That's right, he's a fundie. Say no more?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      your meme is shit and you're probably the cousin of a fed's brother in law who thought they were cool at a family barbecue and tried to get a job so they tasked you with plaguing this board day and night with your gay meme

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He feeds on the energy of the crowds at 30STM concerts.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    botox fillers and surgery like every other gay

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nah fillers frick you later but surgery isn't out of the question, he uses tret and religiously wears sunscreen, probably has a cracked diet + skincare routine on top of that

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he took the Morbin pill of course. By feeding on the blood of vampire bats, he attained immortality.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this movie is kino btw

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It was very meh

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it was very bleh

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      First time I saw this poster I thought it was a shitpost
      Matt Smith looks so out of place here

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I legit dont get why this guy is getting hated on. Is he like Tom Cruise?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How do you legit not get it?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        His acting is good, he plays the part ala Blade Runner or Lord of War. He has charisma

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He's a weirdo

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >His acting is good
          incorrect
          >He has charisma
          incorrect

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If he isn't getting killed in the movie he's in he lowers it dramatically. The sole reason Bladerunner 2 isn't a 10/10 is because of his God awful performance

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Some ritual, he starts right into a cat's face, then enters a circle of virgins

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You are in luck, he actually has a quasi-cult where you can pay to hang around him and do rituals and activities.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Take acid with him on the Island music festival.
      See god.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Adrenochrome

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are the zoomers here so terrified of aging? It’s like it consumes their every thought. You can do all you can to age well anon but a huge part of it is genetic, you can’t change that. Once you accept it you will be happier.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He has a sex cult of underaged girls and lives in a "decommissioned" Air Force base with a film studio in Laurel Canyon that was used by the proto-CIA to make propaghanda and later birthed the entire hippy counter-culture.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jared Leto also translates to Jesus Christ in latin btw

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Must have a special 12 disciple thing going on in there

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The israelites are coming for you

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Look at meeee. I walk along the waaaall.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You will never be as kino as he is

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Short kino.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >sex cult of underaged girls
      >90% fat chicks, middle-aged women, and basedboys
      he might bang the occasional qt cultie, but let's be real, it's 100% a way to fleece his fans first and foremost

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Further proof that millennials are the perfect golem consoomer generation

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >gen x as parents and boomers as grandparents

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Look at meeeee, I stick out my toooongue.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >manlet with a Marvel T-Shirt

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's some midsommer shit. Why they are all white women? Latinx or blacks don't like Leto?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Whites are most prone to mental ilness. I bet most trannies are hite.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Being a manlet helps with a childish appearance. Just stunt your growth with an eating disorder and dont lift.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's a woman, FTM

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No smoking, Vegan, Health freak, very good surgeon, copious amounts of botox, he purposely doesn't move face.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This sounds very vain. A body is there to be used and enjoyed. I'm sure he'll make a fine looking corpse someday.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You say this until it comes to BLACKED then its all “nooo sex is bad stop doing that maybe Leto isn’t so bad after all”

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thoughts about my daily routine?
    >homemade kefir
    >vitamin c
    >vitamin d
    >magnesium
    >resveratrol
    >finasteride and minoxidil
    >microneedling
    >retinol or hyaluronic acid
    >moisturizer
    >green smoothie
    >cold showers
    >30 minutes of burpees or navy seals
    >1 hour walk
    >always avoid the sunlight

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kefir
      Made from your own semen

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I admit I suffer from defeatism but are people taking "you can be whatever you set your mind to" a bit too far nowadays? They think that if they use their right product they can make their skin go from rough to smooth and give themselves a strong jaw just by doing some exercises

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Don't struggle, bro, just accept your fate, bro

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Remember when he was blonde in Fight Club and Edward Norton beat the frick out of him and was like: " I just wanted to destroy something beautiful"? I remember thinking: "Beautiful? Him?" I guess I don't really understand movies

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Unless this c**t can organise an actual finishing season to Uprising, he can go eat a dick. He's like what? The only leading man alive who flopped twice with the same movie? Who the frick is pushing this clown anyway? Nah, get fricked.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    botox and concealer, simple as

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